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TAZ Characters as Dumb Shit I Did In High School

Magnus: Smuggled my 60-lbs coonhound into school for no reason. Twice.

Taako: Broke into the culinary arts room and took the microwave right off the counter because we needed it in spanish class

Merle: Stole an aloe plant from an antique shop on a school field trip by ripping it out of the dirt and sticking it up my jacket sleeve

Lucretia: Procrastinated on my AP Bio work until the last day of class and pulled an all-nighter to finish the 92 pages of work i had due, dropped it off in the classroom, then left school and went directly to South Carolina

Lup: Told my teacher I was going to the bathroom and went to McDonald’s instead; came back to class 15 minutes before the bell with a 10-piece nugget meal

Davenport: Got lost on a very narrow mountain road with no cell service and 4 freshmen in the car with me, repeatedly yelled “WE’RE NOT LOST, WE’RE JUST GEOGRAPHICALLY MISPLACED” until we ended up at a state park 30 minutes from where we were supposed to be

Barry: Told that “avogadro’s number/avocado’s number ‘how many guacas are in guacamole’” joke in chemistry and laughed so hard at my own joke that the teacher made me sit outside until I could calm down. No one else laughed.

10 “Spinoffs of Tomorrow” You Can License for Your Business

The job of the our Technology Transfer Program is pretty straight-forward – bring NASA technology down to Earth. But, what does that actually mean? We’re glad you asked! We transfer the cool inventions NASA scientists develop for missions and license them to American businesses and entrepreneurs. And that is where the magic happens: those business-savvy licensees then create goods and products using our NASA tech. Once it hits the market, it becomes a “NASA Spinoff.”

If you’re imagining that sounds like a nightmare of paperwork and bureaucracy, think again. Our new automated “ATLAS” system helps you license your tech in no time — online and without any confusing forms or jargon.

So, sit back and browse this list of NASA tech ripe for the picking (well, licensing.) When you find something you like, follow the links below to apply for a license today! You can also browse the rest of our patent portfolio - full of hundreds of available technologies – by visiting technology.nasa.gov.

1. Soil Remediation with Plant-Fungal Combinations

Ahh, fungus. It’s fun to say and fun to eat—if you are a mushroom fan. But, did you know it can play a crucial role in helping trees grow in contaminated soil? Scientists at our Ames Research Center discovered that a special type of the fungus among us called “Ectomycorrhizal” (or EM for short) can help enhance the growth of trees in areas that have been damaged, such as those from oil spills.

2. Preliminary Research Aerodynamic Design to Lower Drag

When it comes to aircraft, drag can be, well…a drag. Luckily, innovators at our Armstrong Flight Research Center are experimenting with a new wing design that removes adverse yaw (or unwanted twisting) and dramatically increases aircraft efficiency by reducing drag. Known as the “Preliminary Research Aerodynamic Design to Lower Drag (PRANDTL-D)” wing, this design addresses integrated bending moments and lift to achieve drag reduction.

3. Advancements in Nanomaterials

What do aircraft, batteries, and furniture have in common? They can ALL be improved with our nanomaterials.  Nanomaterials are very tiny materials that often have unique optical, electrical and mechanical properties. Innovators at NASA’s Glenn Research Center have developed a suite of materials and methods to optimize the performance of nanomaterials by making them tougher and easier to process. This useful stuff can also help electronics, fuel cells and textiles.

4. Green Precision Cleaning

Industrial cleaning is hard work. It can also be expensive when you have to bring in chemicals to get things squeaky. Enter “Green Precision Cleaning,” which uses the nitrogen bubbles in water instead. The bubbles act as a scrubbing agent to clean equipment. Goddard Space Flight Center scientists developed this system for cleaning tubing and piping that significantly reduces cost and carbon consumption. Deionized water (or water that has been treated to remove most of its mineral ions) takes the place of costlier isopropyl alcohol (IPA) and also leaves no waste, which cuts out the pricey process of disposal. The cleaning system quickly and precisely removes all foreign matter from tubing and piping.

5. Self-Contained Device to Isolate Biological Samples

When it comes to working in space, smaller is always better. Innovators at our Johnson Space Center have developed a self-contained device for isolating microscopic materials like DNA, RNA, proteins, and cells without using pipettes or centrifuges. Think of this technology like a small briefcase full of what you need to isolate genetic material from organisms and microorganisms for analysis away from the lab. The device is also leak-proof, so users are protected from chemical hazards—which is good news for astronauts and Earth-bound scientists alike.

6. Portable, Rapid, Quiet Drill

When it comes to “bringing the boom,” NASA does it better than anyone. But sometimes, we know it’s better to keep the decibels low.
That’s why innovators at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory have developed a new handheld drilling device, suitable for a variety of operations, that is portable, rapid and quiet. Noise from drilling operations often becomes problematic because of the location or time of operations. Nighttime drilling can be particularly bothersome and the use of hearing protection in the high-noise areas may be difficult in some instances due to space restrictions or local hazards. This drill also weighs less than five pounds – talk about portable power.  

7. Damage Detection System for Flat Surfaces

The ability to detect damage to surfaces can be crucial, especially on a sealed environment that sustains human life or critical equipment. Enter Kennedy Space Center’s damage detection system for flat composite surfaces.
The system is made up of layered composite material, with some of those layers containing the detection system imbedded right in.
Besides one day potentially keeping humans safe on Mars, this tech can also be used on aircrafts, military shelters, inflatable structures and more.

8. Sucrose-Treated Carbon Nanotube and Graphene Yarns and Sheets

We all know what a spoonful of sugar is capable of. But, who knew it could help make some materials stronger? Innovators at NASA’s Langley Research Center did! They use dehydrated sucrose to create yarns and woven sheets of carbon nanotubes and graphene.

The resulting materials are lightweight and strong. Sucrose is inexpensive and readily available, making the process cost-effective. Makes you look at the sweet substance a little differently, doesn’t it?

9. Ultrasonic Stir Welding

NASA scientists needed to find a way to friction weld that would be gentler on their welding equipment. Meet our next tech, ultrasonic stir welding.

NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center engineers developed ultrasonic stir welding to join large pieces of very high-strength, high-melting-temperature metals such as titanium and Inconel. The addition of ultrasonic energy reduces damaging forces to the stir rod (or the piece of the unit that vibrates so fast, it joins the welding material together), extending its life. The technology also leaves behind a smoother, higher-quality weld.

10. A Field Deployable PiezoElectric Gravimeter (PEG)

It’s important to know that the fuel pumping into rockets has remained fully liquid or if a harmful chemical is leaking out of its container. But each of those things, and the many other places sensors are routinely used, tends to require a specially designed, one-use device.

That can result in time-consuming and costly cycles of design, test and build, since there is no real standardized sensor that can be adapted and used more widely.

To meet this need, the PiezoElectric Gravimeter (PEG) was developed to provide a sensing system and method that can serve as the foundation for a wide variety of sensing applications.

See anything your business could use? Did anything inspire you to start your own company? If so, head to our website at technology.nasa.gov to check them out.

When you’ve found what you need, click, “Apply Now!” Our licensing system, ATLAS, will guide you through the rest.

If the items on this round-up didn’t grab you, that’s ok, too. We have hundreds of other technologies available and ready to license on our website.

And if you want to learn more about the technologies already being used all around you, visit spinoff.nasa.gov.

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com

VIDEO GAMES PLAYED BY MASS SHOOTERS:

  • this post is not for any kind of political agenda, and is solely for the purpose of studying CRIMINOLOGY, SOCIOLOGY & PSYCHOANALYSIS.

dylan klebold: DOOM, mortal kombat, grand theft auto, wolfenstein 3D, duke nukem, quake, quake II, hexen II, redneck rampage rides again, shadow warrior, tomb raider II, age of empires II: the age of kings, heretic II, total annihilation, X-COM: apocalypse, diablo, diablo II, starcraft, tomb raider, unreal tournament, star wars jedi knight: dark forces II, need for speed III: hot pursuit, deer hunter: interactive hunting experience, links LS 1998, triple play 99 & ignition [ PARTIALLY SOURCED FROM THIS POST. ]

eric harris (username rebdomine): DOOM,  DOOM II: hell on earth, grand theft auto, wolfenstein 3D, duke nukem, postal, quake & quake II.

pekka eric-auviven (username naturalselector89): hitman, civilization, battlefield 2, splinter cell, JFK & left 4 dead.

adam lanza:school shooting, dance dance revolution, combat arms, call of duty: finest hour, call of duty 2: big red one, call of duty 3,  call of duty 4: modern warfare, gears of war, half life, DOOM, grand theft auto, left 4 dead, pikmin, paper mario, shin megami tensei, LEGO star wars, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts 2, world of warcraft, dead rising, metal gear solid, battlefield, dynasty warriors, vice city, team fortress 2, phantasy star online, luigi’s mansion, dynasty tactics, onimusha, the two towers, dead or alive 3, halo, halo 3, mechassault, mercenaries, metal gear solid 2 substance,star wars: battlefront, star wars: republic commando, tenchu: return from darkness, the return of the king, worms forts under seige, panzer dragoon orta, shenmue II, spider-man, splinter cell 2, splinter cell-ct & .hack.

dylann roof (username aryanblood88): nascar racing video games, maple story & mortal kombat,

michael carneal: mortal kombat, mechwarrior, DOOM, grand theft auto & quake.

elliot rodger: conker’s bad fur day, diablo 2, warcraft 3 & world of warcraft.

james holmes: world of warcraft, skyrim, oblivion, diablo III, neverwinter nights II, starcraft, & league of legends, 

anders behring breivik (username andersnordic): world of warcraft, call of duty: modern warfare & rayman revolution (one of the video games breivik is allowed to play in prison— which has caused him distress).

[ ABOVE ]: adam lanza’s copies of call of duty 4: modern warfare, gears of war & call of duty 3.

[ BELOW ]: adam lanza’s copies of left 4 dead, grand theft auto IV, .hack & metal gear solid.

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To commission me, send me a private message and we will discuss it or alternatively ask me for my email if you feel more comfortable communicating that way :)

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