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*Me to the sister when her baby was getting his various injections*

*Me* “So, you didn’t listen to all the autism stories, Jenny McCarthy and Hollywood celebrities?”

*my sister is a professional nurse*

*Her* “Of course I didn’t. Who would? Those people are God Damn mental. Babies get vaccinated. That’s how it is.”


*Her* “Um, who is this Jenny McCarthy person, anyway? A goth grunge singer you like?”

*Me* “I don’t think she sings, no.”


Christian Combs, Cordell Broadus, Diggy Simmons and Myles O'Neal walk the runway at the Dolce & Gabbana show during Milan Men’s Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2018 on June 17, 2017 in Milan, Italy.


“There comes a time when people kind of have to grow up and become more of an adult and take on different responsibilities.I think this was just a blessing in disguise with my daughter because I get a chance to look at her and teach her the right path and also be a father in my daughter’s life. Just to see a smile on her face — just to see the littlest things — is emotional for me, so I just love that aspect of being able to be a father now.” 

Chris Brown talking about his daughter Royalty