celebs in suits

Auntie Kylie is apparently unaware that there are other humans roaming this Earth with the name ‘Kylie’.  She unsuccessfully tried to trademark her name for the purpose of selling high priced lip glosses and eye shadow palettes. The same lip glosses and eye shadow pallets that singer Kylie Minogue says are damaging her brand. 

Must be nice. I wish I could sue every family member that’s currently damaging my brand, especially Kylie.