celebrity-mamas

BTS MASTERLIST

REACTION

To you asking them to have sex ❤ ❤ 

See you crying after a fight ❤ ❤

To thisisnoteuropeanstyle.tumblr.com

To you taking them to meet your family in a foreign country ❤

When their child ask them questions about the sex education class they had at school ❤ ❤

When they find a positive pregnacy test in your bag ❤

To their gf/wife waiting with their child at the airport, and they see someone say racist comments because you speak german/the child is blonde/ mixed raced

To they girlfriend falling to sleep in their arms ❤

To their gf listening to metal

To you getting a tattoo

When they like a girl that is tsundere

To you wearing their boxers ❤ ❤

To you calling them “oppa” for the first time ❤ ❤

When they have a crush on you but you’re best friend with another member, who also like you

When they there idol gf perform on stage

When you surprise them at home with a puppy 

To finding another member dead because killed themsevels when they came home from the practice

Who is most or least likely to have a foreign girlfriend

When they find out the “girls” they like is actually a trans boy

To see you for the first time and they want to talk to you 

To them realising they love you

When they idol gf suddently faints on stage

To seeing you in a cute swimsuit ❤ 

When you being scared of needles and having to get a shot

To you hitting him ❤  

To walking in on their girlfriend naked ❤ ❤  

To they liking a guy but being too scared to act out on it due to what the other members would think of their “gay” relationship

To getting a call which says that their gf is in the hospital bc she tried to commit suicide

To you being a celebrity guest at the Mama Awards and you’re from the west (UK,USA, etc…) and they have a crush on you ❤ ❤  

To you getting in an argument or maybe even a fight because the other girl was messing with you and trying to get close to your s/o

How they would act when they found out they love you ❤

To them getting a call that you got admitted to the hospital

To you suddenly being friendly and texting another group guy

To being friendzoned

Seeing you (idol/gf) dancing in the practive room

Sex Positions (+19)

To their idol girlfriend doing a sexy dance with another idol

To another member getting their little sister pregnant

If another idol confessed to you and he happened to see him almost kissing you ❤ ❤

f them making you cry and they have to fix it ❤

Where they meet your parents

Seeing you with makeup and in a dress for the first time and the dress is scandalous

Where you, their s/o, wake up for a nightmare or something and you become kinda clingy until you can go back to sleep

To their girl friend being in a kpop group but she’s the only girl member and the rest are boys

To finding out that their girlfriends are pregnant but they just had a really bad fight ❤

Where you try to kiss them but you are too short ❤ ❤

To when you tell them that you want to write a book  

To them seeing you pick at your arm(like a scab or something) because you are stressed

Having a goth/emo girlfriend

Finding out that you’re pregnant ❤

When their gf don’t use/wear girly things (dresses,makeup,heels,etc.) and is more tomboyish

To their gf/bf wanting to become a kpop idol but their parents keep going against it no matter how many times they ask and sing to them 

To you being somali

Where they find out that their GF is a kickboxer and has lots of muscles

Where they try to help you in learning how to drive

From that your big sister gonna marry but you look better than her

When you’re a foreigner and you are from Europe and you can’t speak Korean or Chinese ❤

To their new girl member ❤

When seeing another guy giving his GF his number ❤ ❤

When their gf gets really jealous seeing them with another girl

When you ask them to go bra shopping with you

When he and his gf argue, he makes a sudden hand gesture and then she holding her hands out of reflex protectively in front of her face

On your wedding day ❤

To their gf having really bad period cramps to the point where he ends up taking her to a hospital

Of them finding a kitten on the streets

Confess to you

How long they will date their girlfriend before to ask for marry her

Where you are pregnant and you hid it from them for a long time because you were not dating. You were friends with benefits and you stopped the relationship when you found out about your pregnancy

To you using a ton of the shampoo and conditioner for your long hair

To accidentally waking up in the same bed with you

To you having a slight lisp

You are friends, that like each other, and you go shopping together but your dress got stuck and you ask them to come and take it off you

Finding out that their girlfriend that they’ve had since high school is pregnan (Suga and Jungkook)

Reject your confession

When their gf has sciatic back pain

To them finding a picture of themselves as your laptop desktop but you two are not dating yet

To them seeing you dancing one of their songs using only one of their t-shirts [First Version] ❤ - [Second Version]

What would they plan/do to surprise their gf on their first birthday together?

To you being a sarcastic asshole in a funny way

When they’re resting after a dance practice and you act as a stripper and do a lap dance for them, then walk away as if nothing happened, but later they find out it was a dare from the rest of BTS bc they knew of their crush ❤

Where their boyfriends propose to them

To finding out that you (new friend or gf) are a very popular youtuber that does a lot of dance covers/videos and is also a good singer [First Version] ❤ - [Second Version]

When you’re at the beach and the lace of your bikini top gets undone and you ask them to tie it back for you ❤

Where you take it to yourself to initiate sexy time by sitting on their lap and while pretending to be innocent you start moving your hips against them

Liking a taller girl (not taller than they)

If they see their gf suddenly just walking up to protect a woman who is being abused by her husband/bf and then the man got really mad at her.

Of liking you but you don’t know who they are

To you acting drunk but is actually very tired

To their gf cooking them Pão de Queijo

To you cursing them out in patois

Where they meet your Hispanic parents who speak quickly in Spanish and they don’t understand what they are saying

To you (gf) doing lap dance for them ❤

Age difference BTS would be willing to have in a relationship

To a cuddly s/o

When s/o sings the songs from Phantom Of The Opera with their pikachu oneesie while having a really bad cold

To pepero game with crush

To their s/o showing them their cat

To you wanting to take them to Trinidad to go to Bacchanal (Caribbean festival of dance)

To a female S/o with big boobies ❤

To seeing their crush getting slapped/hurt by their current bf ❤

To you always having your hair in braids but then when you loose them out your hair is a giant Afro

When their gf is very shy ❤

To you trying to get him to reveal what the short films/confusing music videos mean

To his wife pregnant with twins (Jungkook)

To waking up with their s/o’s arms around them and super close ❤ ❤

What kind of kissers and cuddlers they are ❤ ❤

When you exchange glances at a coffee shop while you work on your computer from another table and you look away because you panicked

To you surprising them with their favorite lingerie 

OUTFIT

For a date ❤ ❤

Proposal date

Casual spring school outing

First Date

9

there are infinite universes but to know that in this universe u’re here, u’re happy and u’re a thing full of wonders are all that matters i love u yesterday, i love u more today, and even more for all the tomorrows 💛💫

BTS REACTION: To you being a celebrity guest at the Mama Awards and you're from the west (UK,USA, etc...) and they have a crush on you

Rap Monster:

During your presentation…

And when you two are behind the scenes “So, my name is  Rap Monster and if you want I can spank your, oh I mean I can show you the city …”


Jin:

“HEY, I CAN COOK FOR YOU!”


Suga:

While you present yourself on stage:

Behind the scenes, he would pass by you and said, insinuating:

"You should know who I am, but even so, I am Min Suga, and I think we could go for a walk and know each other better…”

But all in Korean…


J-Hope:

“LOOK AT ME, BABY!”


Jimin:

When you are on the stage:

When he is on the stage:

*ADM Misso is dead because of this child*


V:

“OH MY GOD! Hyung, we can talk to her  backstage before presenting ourselves?” He would ask for Namjoon excitedly “Can we?“

"You speak English?”

“Anyo …”

“I’ll have to translate?”

“YES!”

“NO! I WILL NOT BE THE TRANSLATOR OF YOUR FLIRTATIONS! ”

“HYUNG, PLEASE! PLEASEEEEEEEEEE ”

*Imagine Jimin as Rap Monster*


Jungkook:

He would look at you with a mischievous smile while you present yourself on stage. “I’ll seduce her if she look at me…”

However, behind the scenes he can only look at you with admiration for some time "So close and you can not even say hi, asshole” He’d think.

“Hi!” He would force himself to tell when you pass and smile at him “Aish … idiot!” He’d rebuke himself silently.


Hey guys, I’m back with some reactions! 

ADM Cherry helped me ^^ 

~ADM Misso

GIF Credits to Their Original Owners!

I’m sorry but literally NO CELEBRITY BABY MAMA WOULD EVER GET AWAY WITH THIS IN REAL LIFE. Take Mick Jagger’s newest baby’s mother for example. If it ever got out that she or her family were registering domains with shit like deverauxjaggerclothing.com, melaniejagger.com, or mickjaggers8thchild.com, her ass would be in court before she could say Satisfaction. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. (Do I even need to bring up the lack of pat test??)

My point is, what Brett and the rest of the trash clan are doing would never happen in a real and legitimate child support/custody case. If it did, it would be Bad News for Banana.

MASTERLIST

✦ = 50+ 

✦ ✦ = 100+

EXO REACTION

To seeing a pretty/ sexy girl walking on the street  ✦

To THISISNOTEUROPEANSTYLE.TUMBLR.COM

To you taking them to meet your family in a foreign country. ✦ ✦

When they are trying to sleep but their GF lay beside them singing romantic songs while stroke his hair. ✦ ✦

When the other members know that the two of you like eachother and teases you constantly.

When they gf listening to metal.

When they found out through another member that the company forced their gf to break up with him & he regrets all the shitty stuff he said to her during the fight.

When they see you, who they have a crush on, kissing another member  ✦

When they see their girlfriend with a dress for the first time

To you saving them from a hater that tried to hurt them

Where you thought you were pregnant, but you’re not and your both happy about it because you’re not ready for kids/don’t want them just yet   ✦

To being really good at surfing ✦ ✦

When you got in a minor car accident with your guy friend

Where you go to an fan signing and they realize they like you  ✦

To their girlfriend being an Olympic swimmer

BTS REACTION

To you asking them to have sex.  ✦ ✦

See you crying after a fight  ✦ ✦

To THISISNOTEUROPEANSTYLE.TUMBLR.COM 

To you taking them to meet your family in a foreign country. ✦ ✦

When their child ask them questions about the sex education class they had at school. ✦ ✦

When they find a positive pregnacy test in your bag. ✦ ✦

To their GF/ Wife waiting with their child at the airport, and they see someone say racist comments because you speak german/ the child is blonde/ mixed raced. ✦

To they girlfriend falling to sleep in their arms  ✦ ✦

To their gf listening to metal ✦ ✦

To you getting a tattoo

When they like a gir that is tsundere

To you wearing their boxers ✦ ✦

To you calling them “oppa” for the first time  ✦ ✦

When they have a crush on you but you’re best friend with another member, who also like you   ✦

When they there idol gf perform on stage  ✦

When you surprise them at home with a puppy  ✦

To finding another member dead because killed themsevels when they came home from the practice 

Who is most or least likely to have a foreign girlfriend

When they find out the “girls” they like is actually a trans boy  ✦

to see you for the first time and they want to talk to you

To them realising they love you ✦ ✦

When they idol gf suddently faints on stage ✦ ✦

To seeing you in a cute swimsuit  ✦ ✦

When you being scared of needles and having to get a shot

To you hitting him  ✦ ✦

To walking in on their girlfriend naked  ✦ ✦

To they liking a guy but being too scared to act out on it due to what the other members would think of their “gay” relationship 

To getting a call which says that their gf is in the hospital bc she tried to commit suicide ✦ ✦

To you being a celebrity guest at the Mama Awards and you’re from the west (UK,USA, etc…) and they have a crush on you ✦ ✦

To you getting in an argument or maybe even a fight because the other girl was messing with you and trying to get close to your s/o  ✦

How they would act when they found out they love you ✦ ✦

INFINITE REACTION

After the first time.  ✦

Saw you cry in his bed after a fight.

When tehy saw a hot boy flirting with you.  ✦

Trying to tell you he wants kids.  ✦

When you ask’s them to have the first time.  ✦

When you accuse them to betraying on a discussion 

When their parentes disapprove you, bacause you’re a foreign.  ✦

When you drive for the first time and it wasn’t that good.

When they see them GF/ Crush on Ciara’s MV “Dance like we’re making love”

When they little sister is crying because she is stressed because of too many school work.

When he first see you on a fan meeting (L).

To someone making a joke that you don’t understand and look at then to they explain to you.

If their GF dumb them

When you unconscious stare at some attractive guy.

To their CEO dissaproving of your relationship and trying to force you guys to brake up  ✦

To you meeting them for the first time

To they realising they love you  ✦

To they realising they love you - part 2 (How they would act)

To they realising they love you - part 3 (where they confess to you)  

BEAST REACTION

Kind of dad.

When they see you in the bathtub relaxing and closing ur eyes and they thought you passed out.

When they all like the same girl who is a 98 liner  

When they are in a bus stop, after a rainy day, and a car passes over several puddles of water

UNIQ REACTION:

As fathers

When you’re too short to kiss them.

When your child ask them about sex education class.

When you freak out because you lost your headphones.

BLOCK B REACTION

To you begin a burlesque girl 

When they seeing scars on your stomach at sex time and you telling them you have them since almost dying and being in coma once and the didn’t know before.

To their GF/ Wife waiting with their child at the airport, and they see someone say racist comments because you speak german/ the child is blonde/ mixed raced 

When they see your self harm scars for the first time.

When he finds you’re a famous gameplayer.

To girls flirting with their boyfriend.

When you need to pay some bills and is desperate because you lost your job but don’t want their help. 

To their new girl member.  ✦

To their gf having dreads

GOT7 REACTION

To see you crying after a fight.  ✦

To find their crush beaten and crying, but she always seemed like such a strong person emotionally.

When he pretend to not like you in front of the members which causes a misunderstanding and you look for confort on Mark.

When you don’t want to cuddle with them.

When you fall asleep in their arms. ✦ ✦

When they discover that their gf (you) is a feminist

To you confessing to them before they go on a tour & them rejecting you. They regret it and when they go to confess to you, they find out you have moved on.

To you being a B-girl and showing some tricks  ✦

To you being a famous rapper in your country.

If you suddenly asked them out on a date & they were going to ask you first 

To see you for the first time and they want to talk to you   ✦

To you getting in a argument or maybe even a fight because the other girl was messing with you and trying to get close to your s/o

BTOB REACTION

When he’s trying to make a romantic dinner for your anniversary but ge ends up burning everything.

When you sleep in the same hotel room for the first time.

When their gf is insecure about her weight. 

To their gf calling them oppa for the first time

SEVENTEN REACTION

When you (GF) give more attention for a puppy.

When he discovers that you cut yourself.  ✦

When he sees you fainting.  ✦

First kiss

When you leave them and they discover it’s because his manager said you to broke up with him.

When their girlfriend dumb them.

When you say “I love you” for the first time.

When it’s a cold summer night and his girlfriend turns on the fan just to make it colder so she can cuddle with them/the blankets.

When they have an american gf that’s learning korean.

To you suggesting you two study together.

To buying a cat together

When they are sick  

To you being scared to fall in love with them because of your past 

To you being scared of dating them because you’re not asian and younger  ✦

To you being scared of dating them because you’re not asian and younger PT2  ✦ 

To meeting a long-time internet friend for the first time

To you being scared of needles and having to get a shot

To finding another member cutting

To you being scared of needles and haing to get a shot PT 2

MONSTA X REACTION

When they meet their little sister boyfriend.

If there gf told them to zip/unzzip their dress

When you are teasing them

When they are sick  ✦

When they see a very beautiful girl in their fanmeet and they are her bias  ✦ ✦

To see you for the first time and they want to talk to you   ✦

To Minhyuk passing out at a practice because of exhaustion.

VIXX REACTION

To having to babysit a little kid

To you having a nightmare while while sleeping next to them  

To you having a panic attack

To you telling them that you’re afraid to date them because you’re a westerner

To you having a fear of clowns

IKON REACTION

To their girlfriend sleeping on their lap  ✦ ✦

To them overhearing that you want to have a baby with them

When you got in a minor car accident with you guy friend  ✦

To their gf having curly long hair  

When you sleep with them after fighting and they heard you crying

To their gf having a really weird ugly laugh

To you fainting on stage

Seeing his daughter wearing one of his old shirts to sleep in

When they see his gf in a caffé with an another guy

With their gf asking them to have sex

To you teasing them

When you put cream on your body in front of him

BTS OUTFIT

For a date  ✦

Proposal date  ✦

Stiles Imagine #7

Requested: yes

Plot: (Y/N) and the pack play fuck, marry, kill (plus some romance between reader and Stiles)

A/N: So I’ve never actually played this but I get the gist of it so please bear with me. Anyways, enjoy! Also!!! There was no relationship here mentioned and I got carried away just trying to make it neutral so I guess it’s kinda Stiles x reader.

~~~
“I’m bored!” Stiles groaned, his head hanging off the couch and his legs in the air.

“Me too!” You whined, copying Stiles’ position.

“Whatever Thing 1 does, Thing 2 has to do too.” Derek chuckled, rolling his eyes.

“Well duh, we’re best friends!” You and Stiles said in unison.

“Truth or dare?” Liam suggested.

“What are we in the 4th grade?” Stiles scoffed.

“Why not play FMK?” Lydia

“FMK? Free my kid.” You mumbled absentmindedly.

“No! Fuck, marry, kill! We can start off with celebrities.” Lydia exclaimed.

“And when we run out of hot ones?” Allison asked.

“We have decent boys right here!” Lydia laughed.

“Decent?! I’m at least a 9 out of 10.” Stiles muttered.

“I’m a 20 out of 10.” You told him.

“I’m a 50 out of 10.” He replied.

“Oh yeah, well I’m a bajillion out of-” you started before Scott clamped his hand over your mouth.

“Ok kids, that’s enough.” Scott laughed.

“Ok so I’ll start, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pine.” Lydia said.

“Why not Chris Pratt?” Allison asked.

“There’s only 3 options, maybe next round.” Lydia replied.

“Do the dirty with Evans, marry Hemsworth and kill Pines.” You answered.

“Swap Hemsworth and Evans and I’m good.” Allison nodded.

You sat up, pulling a pillow to your chest- now much more into the game.

“I would marry Pines, do Hemsworth and kill Evans.” Lydia sighed.

“Uh oh. Ok so I’ll kill all of them, the comics are better than their crappy remakes.” Stiles dismissed.

“Ok Scarlett Johansson, Blake Lively and Beyoncé.” Liam listed off.

“Kill Beyoncé, do Blake, and marry Scarlett.” Scott replied.

“Wait, kill Beyoncé?!” You and Lydia screeched.

“I’m convinced she’s illuminati.” Scott shrugged.

After 30 minutes of celebrity FMK, ranging from Marvel to DC, from celebrities your age to celebrities deemed sugar mamas and daddies, you all began getting bored and listed off friends or even enemies.

“Theo, Peter, and Jackson.” Derek suddenly chimed in.

“Kill Theo, do Peter, and I guess Marry Jackson.” You answered.

“Marry Jackson? Do Peter?” Stiles inquired.

“Jackson would be out all the time, he’s good in bed, he’s loaded, I agree.” Lydia thought out loud.

“See.” You said, poking Stiles in the ribs.

“Well then why Peter?” Stiles whined.

“Why do you care? It’s a game.” You replied.

A knowing smiled took over the rest of the pack’s faces. They knew about the small crushes Stiles and yourself had harbored for one another.

“Because I just do, Peter and Theo are psycho murderers and Jackson is just straight up rude.” Stiles pouted.

“Nobody had a problem when I picked marry Tom Hiddleston and do Michael Fassenbender.” You sighed, rolling your eyes.

“Well they’re celebrities, you’d never stand a chance! And they never killed anybody!” Stiles exclaimed.

“You wouldn’t stand a chance either!” You yelled back.

“Not that I would try! I like you!” Stiles blurted out.

“Not even for Christian Bale as Batman to marry?” You asked, your voice soft and quiet now.

“Well maybe him, but that’s fake and you’re real.” Stiles smiled.

“Awwww!” Lydia and Allison screeched.

“Way to ruin the moment.” Derek huffed, standing and leaving the room.

“So will you go out with me? Like on a date? Pizza maybe?” Stiles asked.

“It would be my pleasure.” You smiled, pressing a kiss to his flushed cheek.

Squad Goals Season 3 Episode 18

Justin

“She’s still out, having the time of her life.” I sit in the middle of Cruz’s room in my new house, and relay the night’s events to my mother.

“It’s her right Justin. You however do not have a right to be angry with her.” Cruz fidgets in his sleep before stilling again.

“You aren’t tired?” I ask her as she rocks a snoring Cruz back and forth in the rocking chair his mom had picked out.

“Nope, I took a long nap today so I could be up with Cruzie” she smiles at my sleeping son before placing a kiss on his head.

“You sure you don’t mind watching him mom? I could hire a nanny or-” she holds up a hand to interrupt me,

“He’s my grandchild Justin, and you know how I feel about these celebrities and their nannies”

“What about celebrities and their baby mamas?” Her jaw ticks a little bit before she forces a smile into her face.

“ I have nothing against Elysandra,” it was true. She had been sincere and polite during these past three months with Cruz and Ely, but something was different.

“But?” Mom sighs and stands up to place Cruz in his crib.

“But she isn’t Rhiannon. You know that as well as I do.”

“I’m trying mom, really, I am.” She pats me on the cheek before walking away.

“I know sweetheart. I know.”

Rhiannon
“Guess who?” Two large hands cover my eyes and with a smile I lean into the hard chest that I know will be behind me.

“Drake?” The hands slip from my eyes to my shoulders  and knead them in soothing motions.

“Your friends look like they’re enjoying themselves, saw Party and Kylie started doing body shots when I walked in” an eyebrow shoots up into my hairline.

“On each other?” Drake chuckles and walks around the couch I’m seated on to sit next to me.

“Nah, on some fans. Some really horny fans” I laugh and offer him one of the many drinks that line our table. We’d opted for bottle service tonight and I’d decided to put everything on Justin’s tab.

“Nice spread you have here, you fuck with hard shit now? Bieber always used to bitch about how you sipped margaritas and cosmos” I roll my eyes and do a shot of straight tequila, sucking on a lime for added  effect.

“Never doubting you again Rhiannon St. John” I use my thumb to wipe away a dribble of tequila from his beard and he gives me a boyish grin.

“You don’t have to call me that you know,”

“Call you what?”

“Rhiannon St. John. Sounds sort of pretentious don’t you think?” Drake laughs and puts down his glass before parting his lap. I look around the club a few times, not quite sure I was ready for this to get out before I sigh and settle myself onto his lap.

“I’ll call you Rhiannon, just Rhiannon if you call me Aubrey. We have a deal?” The way that his hands rest on the small of my back ease my overall anxiety of secret paparazzi and I find myself leaning into him and his scent of Sandalwood and hard liquor.

“Deal, Aubrey” his ears perk up at his Birth name and his thousand watt smile lights up his face.

“I don’t think I’ve ever loved hearing my name more, Rhiannon” my cheeks are red and hot to the touch and he picks up an ice cube and trails it over the apple of my cheek.

“You looked a little hot,” he explains and I push my features into a false pout.

“Only a little?”

“Would it be inappropriate for me to say a lot?”

“We’re both adults here” his smile starts up again and my heart thrums away in my chest.

“Then you look a lot hot tonight. Hope you didn’t mind my screenshot. Something to keep me company when I fly off to Miami tomorrow night” I frown before composing myself, willing myself to continue with the flirty banter.

“Leaving so soon?” He rests a large, heavy hand on my exposed thigh and squeezes it gently.

“Yeah. Views is still topping charts, gotta give the people what they love”

“And that’s you” he presses a finger to my nose in a sweet gesture.

“Yeah. That’s me. At the moment,”

“Who hates Drake?” He pulls me closer and rest his chin right in the space between my neck and shoulder.

“Probably Bieber right about now” I roll my eyes and push Justin to the farthest corner of my brain. I’d had enough of him for one night. For all nights actually.

“Fuck him” I hiss reaching over to grab a hold of the half empty bottle of Ciroc, but before I can wrap my fingers around it’s neck Drake pulls me to his body with a solid and smooth motion of his arms.

“I’d rather fuck you” I wish the ice cube he had used earlier hadn’t melted because this time the blush stays at my neck heating in my veins.

“Oh Aubrey you say the sweetest things” I whisper before toying with his earlobe and grazing the hair of his beard.

“I can do the sweetest things too. I could show you,” I bite my lip and he runs his hands over my ass.

“I’m not looking for anything exclusive… I can- I can’t look for that right now” his eyes sparkle and his grip on me doesn’t waver.

“Drake the type of nigga to get exclusive and get his heart ripped out” he reiterates a meme I’d been guilty of seeing once before before shrugging and massaging my butt.

“I’m not looking for anything exclusive either. We can keep this Lowkey. I’m not in a hurry to fall in love and I’m not dumb enough to think you’re out of love with white boy.” I laugh and run a hand through my hair.

“Aren’t you half white?” He shrugs and gives a crooked grin,

“Yeah, but It made you laugh so,” I laugh again and before I know it or can weakly protest his thick lips are against mine and I’m the one who introduces tongue first.

I feel like an absolute child when I grasp Drake’s hand in mine and pull him towards the club bathroom.

“Come on, before they see us!” I whisper trying to pull him through the crowd of gyrating bodies and away from a sea of our close and mutual friends.

“Don’t think I’m allowed in he-” I tug him into the ladies room and leave him at the door before kicking open each stall to ensure its emptiness. Before he can protest, and before I can change my mind, I’m yanking his hoodie over his head and pulling on his mix of silver and gold chains.

“Scale of 1-10 how sanitary is this?” He wonders as his hands expertly untie the lace of my top and push it down so my breasts are up and out.

“I’m going to say… A 9 they keep it pretty clean” he laughs and the sound goes straight to my middle making it warm and tingly inside.

Don’t think, just do! A voice in my head urges and wth that motivational speech my fingers run up and down the length of his rock solid chest and prominent ab muscles.

“Why’d you get buff all of a sudden? What happened to Jimmy from Degrassi?” He laughs and reaches for the button to my shorts popping it open quickly and slipping a finger downwind under my lacy pink panties.

“This? This is my revenge body” it’s my turn to laugh when he takes one of my hands and uses it to trace over the hard rigid muscles of his pecs. I let out a gasp when his mouth finds my throat, sucking a mark into the skin.

A knock at the locked door startles me so much that I jump away from him, but he puts a finger to his own lips and turns away from the door to hoist me around his waist and onto the sink counter.

“Let’s get these off,” he mumbles sliding my panties and shorts down my legs and off so they fall to a heap with his hoodie. I stop him when he crouches down to press his mouth to my clit.

I wanted him now.

“Raincheck?” I say breathily and he laughs, coming back up to press his lips to mine. He steps out of his pants and a small smirk tugs at the corner of my mouth when his Emporio Armani briefs are exposed. Fuck Calvins.

Another frantic knock at the door and he’s stepping out of the briefs and wrapping my legs around his waist before sliding into me with a low
groan.

He picks up a fast, yet steady pace that leaves me breathless for the first few minutes because he’s so unbelievable thick.

“This shit is so tight, goddamn” he hisses hoisting one of my legs higher and shoving my bra up over my collarbone to close his mouth over a nipple.

“Oh, fuck… Aubrey” my head falls forward into his shoulder and he’s fucking me so hard and fast that my back slams against the mirror.
he pulled her hand into place over herself in a silent plea.

“Hold tighter,” he demands and once I tighten my hold on him he picks me up from the counter and walks to the middle of the bathroom bouncing me on his dick like I weigh close to nothing.

The angle stabs at my G spot and it’s been so long since I’d been screwed that I come with a loud, mewling cry squeezing around him and scratching his back as he thrusts through my orgasm.

Drake doesn’t need much urging, with a few reflex squeezes of my pussy his backing me up against a stall door before shuddering with a slight yell, muffled by my boobs.

When we catch our  breath, Drake says , “You sure you’re not trying to come with me to Miami?”

I laugh and stand on wobbly legs when he sets me on the ground.

“All this traveling really has me fucked up. I go back to London in four days”

“How will long you be up there?”

“We’ve got three more episodes of Selena’s show to film, then it’s back to LA.”

“Tell you what. You come to Miami with me and I’ll spend some time in London Town” my brain buzzes with the prospect of Drake and I chilling around London.

“Are you trying to kill me?” I ask referring to the number of times I’d been on a plane in the past week.

“Your pussy was trying to kill me so this is me getting even” I roll my eyes and hand him his hoodie before pulling on my shorts.

“Pick me up from Squad HQ. I’ll send you the address. This was fun, Aubrey Graham” I say with a kiss to his cheek before unlocking the door and letting in a flustered looking Kendall.

“I almost pissed myself why would y-” she pauses when she sees Drake pulling his hoodie on and straightening his jeans.

“I don’t have time for this shit!” She pushes past me and then past Drake to get to a stall. When we both walk out Kylie, Harry, and Za wait along the wall with mischievous expressions aligning their faces.

“10 bands” Harry says holding out his hand and the crew places wads of cash into his hand before he shoves hem into his pocket and walks into the ladies room in search of Kendall. Drake presses on the handle and shakes his head with a laugh when he finds it to be locked.

“I left one of my chains in there,” Kylie shakes her head and lets out a low whistle.

“You’ll never see it again,” she tells him before walking up to me and fixing my top.

“I think I’m headed to Miami tomorrow, that cool?” She shrugs,

“This is the new and improved ’ staying out of your business forever Kylie, and she says have fun” I nod and wrap an arm around her shoulder before turning back to Drake.

“Don’t be late!” I call as we walk away he holds up a thumbs up and puts on some aviators.

“Okay. What’s the six God packing?” Kylie whispers with a giggle I hold out my hands to make an example of his length before groaning and plopping down onto a couch.

“I hope Kendall and Harry finish up soon,”

“Why?”

“Because I need to ice this shit before Miami.”