Prompt: There’s this comedian called Michael Mcintyre
who has a chat show and sometimes plays this game called “send to
all” where he takes the guests phone and sends a mass text out then reads
the replies out. It’s on you tube and hilarious but anyway i was wondering if
you could do something where the reader is an actress on the show and agrees to
play and he sends out a flirty text or something like that and she gets a few
funny replies from Evans, Fassbender, Macavoy, Cumberbatch and TOM HIDDLESTON Note: Okay so I went a bit mad with this one and did make a few adjustments, however 99% of it is what was asked for. This one is for the lovely @dohegotthesuperbooty - I’m sorry it took so long (I’m really behind!!) - for anyone who is interested, the video behind this idea can be found here.
You were stood at the side of the stage awaiting your cue;
it was your turn to appear on several British chat shows to promote your new
film. You were staring in a new rom-com opposite Tom Hiddleston; the two of you
had become very close over the last course of shooting the film, a fact that
had purposely been left out of the media.
The show you were appearing on was that of comedian Michael
McIntyre. All you could think about was his infamous game of ‘Send to All’. The
producers had prepared you for the game; however it was up to the host as to
whether or not you would be playing.
From centre stage, you heard Michael call your name. You
began to walk over, the crowd went wild. Walking over to your seat, you waved
to the audience. Once you reached the spot where Michael was stood, he gave you
a friendly hug and welcomed you to the show. The two of you took your seats.
Once the crowd had quietened down, he welcomed you to the show once again.
“So, welcome to the show!” He smiled.
“Thank you!” You said with a smile, “Thanks for having me, I’m a big fan of the
show but I never thought I’d be sat here!” You exclaimed.
The interview was going extremely well, you were laughing
and joking with both the audience and the host. Then he said those words you
really didn’t want to hear.
“So we have a bit of a tradition on this show.” Michael began to laugh;
everyone knew what he was going to say. “I like to play a lovely little game called ‘Send to All’ with my guests, are you up
for a go?”
You started to think, what options did you have? If you were to say no… well,
you’d only be forced to play to prove you had nothing to hide.
“Sure!” You said, a little too enthusiastically.
“Excellent!” Michael matched your tone. “The rules are simple, I’m going to
come up with a message to send to all of the contacts in your phone and we’re
going to leave it over the course of the show and then see who replies!”
“Great, can you just not send it to my mum” you laughed, as did everyone else
in the studio.
“Okay, I think I’ve come up with the perfect message”
“Oh no” you joked as you handed over your phone.
“Here goes…” Michael typed each word as he said it. “Hey, it… feels… like
we haven’t seen… each other… in such a long time…” Michael stopped typing
and looked over to you, he was giggling at the message he was typing. You on
the other hand were using your laughter to disguise how red your face had
become. “Why don’t we…” he continued to type “meet up… for a drink… or two?”
Michael turned to you once again, “Do you use emoticons?” he asked.
“Probably too much” you responded.
“Excellent, how about little kisses?” he asked.
“Yeah, I guess, just one though. And always lowercase!” you added.
“In that case, I’ll add a little winking face and a kiss!” He looked up and
addressed the audience. “Ladies and gentlemen, we have our text message!” The
audience cheered. “Okay, here’s the message…” he paused and cleared his throat,
“Hey, it feels like we haven’t seen each other in such a long time. Why don’t
we meet up for a drink or two [question mark] [winking face] [kiss]” he
laughed, as did the audience. You began to laugh but at the same time you were
slowly bringing your hands up to your face to once again, cover up how red it
was. “What do you think, shall we send to all?!” He asked the audience. They
went wild. “It’s gone, sent!” Michael turned back around and walked to his seat
to continue your interview.
You spent the rest of the interview trying not to think
about the messages currently coming through to your phone. You had just about
removed the thought from your mind when Michael said “Right, well there’s just
one last piece of business we need to discuss before I let you go.” He paused
while the audience reacted. “Let’s read out some of the replies to the text we
sent from your phone shall we? Okay so the message we sent read ‘Hey, it feels
like we haven’t seen each other in such a long time. Why don’t we meet up for a
drink or two [question mark] [winking face] [kiss]’. Wow, okay so you’ve got a
fair few replies here!” The audience cheered.
“Better than getting none I suppose” you joked.
“Right, first up we have Chris Evans ladies and gentlemen! Wait, is this Captain
America Chris Evans or BBC Radio DJ Chris Evans?” he asked you.
“I don’t think I should answer that until you’ve read the reply,” you laughed
“no it’s Captain America Chris Evans” you smiled.
“Well Chris replied with ‘Dude, we aren’t even in the same country right now!
Count me in for next time though, we’ll all go out’ how nice is that! But what
does he mean by ‘all’?
“Yeah, he’s a good egg!” you smiled, “I’m guessing he just means getting the
old gang back together”
“Okay next up is… it looks like you’ve got the number of everyone who’s ever
been in a Marvel film here!” the two of you laughed as he continued to look for
the next reply. “I think we will go for this one next, James McAvoy.”
“Oh no!” you exclaimed as you brought your hands to your face, “This is going
to be a bad one isn’t it!”
“That depends what it means! It says ‘Are ye sure pal? You know what happened
last time!’ then there’s one of those laughing and crying faces. What happened
last time?” He questioned you.
You tried to contain the laughter, “nothing, nothing happened last time – at
least nothing that you’re all probably thinking anyway! All that happened was a
few of us had gone out and had far too much to drink, we all got a taxi and
when it was my stop James helped me out of the taxi and then after insisting I
was fine… I fell up the steps.” The audience and Michael laughed at your story,
you chuckled, after all it had been quite funny.
“Wonderful, we have time for just a few more! Who’s next?
‘Benny C’ is that who I think it is?” you nodded in response. “We have to read
this one! It says ‘Sorry not tonight, I’ve got my hands full. However you can
both count me in next time!’ At least he’s up for the next time, but what does
he mean by both?” he questioned you.
“Well a fair few people know I’m here
tonight, he probably just knows it was you” you smiled.
“Hmm,” Michael looked as you quizzically.
“He is Sherlock Holmes after all,” you added “all that detective knowledge has
to have rubbed off”
Michael agreed with you and moved on, “Okay, this is the last one now, let’s go
for the man himself, your co-star Mr Tom Hiddleston ladies and gentlemen!” The
audience cheered, some more excited than others as you heard several women let
out high pitched screams.
Your face turned the brightest shade of red possible; you could only hope that
he hadn’t said anything that would give the two of you away.
“Let’s see what he has to say shall we,” Michael cleared his throat, “’Darling,
we spent six months together making a film and I’ve seen you every night since
we got home. Shall I come and pick you up? x T’” Michael took a moment for
everyone to process the message he had just read. “Well, well, well! It looks
like you were hiding something after all. Anything you want to say?” He asked.
“No, not really” you responded, you could feel yourself getting warmer. You
were debating whether or not to address it, although Tom had practically
already made that decision for you and left you without a choice. In the end,
you decided it was best to talk. “When you shoot a romantic film you spend a
lot of time with your co-star and about sixty percent of that time you’re in
quite an intimate position.” The redness was starting to disappear from your
face, replaced only by a smile that suggested you were happily in love.
“Well ladies and gentlemen, it looks like the show is ending
on a lovely note! Thank you to all of tonight’s guests and I’ll see you next
Can your write one like the only you just did
were the reader is younger but this time she is dating Cole and it’s a secret
for a while because he is older and everyone already wants him to be with Lili
Warnings: A freaking intense and scary Uno game,
Dick related joke(s)?
A/N: I have used the name ‘Kairi’ (if you can
guess where this is from, I will give you so much love) as the character you’re
playing. It just makes a little more sense to me instead of having to write ‘y/n’
as your character. Because you are you, and your character is Kairi. xoxo
“Uno!” You shouted,
grinning as you placed down the draw four card you had been waiting to unleash on Cole, a grin across your
lips. “Come on, boy. Pick the cards up!” You laughed, looking down at the last
card you had left. “Oh, and I change the colour to… blue!”
Cole picked up his four
cards, but you were too busy celebrating in your head to notice the smirk on
his lips. “Draw four,” Cole muttered slyly, placing down the card, looking at
you with a sinister look.
Your mouth dropped open
and your eyes widened. “Are you serious!?” You exclaimed, slamming down the
card and huffing, crossing your arms. You were a sore loser, to say the least. “So
you’re allowed to put a draw four down, but I’m not?” Cole laughed, running his
hands through his hair and taking a deep breath. “I think we need a break from
this game. We’ve been playing for over two hours.”
You stood up, brushing
off your pants and stretched, hearing the popping sounds coming from your back.
You took a deep breath and looked outside of your trailer, seeing the sun was
starting to set. “We’re still doing the Jughead and Kairi scene tonight, aren’t
we?” You asked the raven haired boy, grabbing your coat before you followed him
outside, walking besides him.
“Yeah. We have to meet
the producers at around 11pm. Just so it’s dark enough.” Cole nodded, smiling
down at you before making his way to where all the others were sitting.
Truth is, you and Cole had
been dating for about 5 months now, but you both kept your feelings hidden away
in public and left it all for behind doors. Both of your family knew, and were
a bit hesitant at first, since you were 19 (turning 20) and Cole was 24. Your
families eventually got used to it, and you got on along so well with Dylan. It
was everything he wanted in a relationship.
But there was a flaw.
And that was Lili.
Now, she wasn’t a flaw
herself. You found her absolutely breathtaking. She was gorgeous. But everyone
wanted her to be with Cole, and that’s why you both decided to keep the
relationship under wraps.
You shoved your hands in
your pockets, smiling as you sat down next to Madelaine and Casey, smiling as
she slid her plate across to you, the sweet potato fries already making you
drool. “Are (Y/N) and I the only ones that have a late night scene to shoot?”
Cole asked, looking around the table. He looked at you, gave you a small smile
and turned his attention to Ross.
“I’m sure Lili will wait
up for you, Cole.” He laughed, making Lili blush. You ran your fingers through
your hair, taking a deep breath and continued to share the plate of fries with
Madelaine. You looked at Cole, who was giving a fake laugh.
“I’ll be back, guys.”
You stood up, announcing that you wanted to take a walk and revise some lines
by yourself before your scene. “Need some company?” Cole asked, raising an
eyebrow. “We are shooting this scene together, if you need some help or
anything.” You shook your head, smiling softly before grabbing your phone from
the table and walking off towards the entrance of the lot.
“Need anyone to go with
you, Hon?” The night shift guard asked you, but you shook your head, smiling. “I’ll
be fine, thanks Linda.” You continued your walk out of the set and took a deep
breath, hands in pockets once again.
Your thoughts were
startled by your phone ringing. You looked at the caller I.D and saw ‘Sprouse #1’ with the many emoji’s next
to his name. You answered the phone, holding it to your ear. “What’s up?” You
asked, the main street lit up by the night life of the town.
“Where are you? We have
three hours to be on set. You need to get ready.” Cole didn’t even bother
saying hello. You took a deep breath, looking over your shoulder. The lot wasn’t
even that far away. You had been out for about 15 minutes.
“I’ll be back in another
15 or 20 minutes, Cole. I’m fine. I just need some space.” You sighed, biting
your lip and turning around. You walked into a corner store, still on the phone
to your co-star and boyfriend. “No, you’ll be back now, please. Just so I know
you’re safe.” Cole had whispered the last part, and you could almost picture
him looking around, making sure no one was listening.
“I’m just getting a
smoothie, Cole. Give me a few minutes.” You sighed, ordering the smoothie and
paying for it. You took a seat, phone still to your ear. “Now. There is
something on your mind. What’s the matter?” You questioned, biting your lip.
“I want to tell them,
(Y/N). I don’t want them to keep trying to make me date Lili. I love her to
bits. But I’m going to pull an Archie Andrews here and say I don’t love her
like that. She’s a friend and that’s what I want it to stay as.” He sighed, and
you could hear his trailer door shut behind him. “I just love you so much and I
don’t see why a five age gap is a big deal. I just want to tell them.”
You took a deep breath,
getting up and thanking the person at the counter as they called you over for
your smoothie. You walked out of the store, taking a sip. “Well, I’m on my way
back now. So if you want to meet me at the front and we can do it together, I’ll
be happy to.” You complied with him, a smile on your lips. Now you can finally
post about him without having to use the ‘best friend’ hashtag.
“Fancy seeing you here.”
You grinned, seeing Cole in all his beauty. He smiled, turning around to walk
besides you. The both of you walked slowly, a silence overcoming the both of
you. “How do we do this?” You asked, looking at him. He looked at you, a small
smile on his lips. “You’ll find out.”
You had been sitting
back at the table for about 25 minutes now. You were due in hair and make-up in
another 10, and Cole still hadn’t said anything about the two of you.
“Hey, hey guys. What do
you call a 3.14 metre snake?” KJ spoke up, making you furrow your eyebrows at
the stupid sounding joke. “It’s a pithon.
Get it. Pi. No? Yes?” You had bursted out laughing at the simple, but so stupid
maths related joke. “See! At least someone enjoyed my joke!”
“I’m sure Lili enjoys
Cole’s snake,” Trevor had spoken up, making you look at him.
“I’m dating (Y/N).” Cole
had said it so bluntly that it had almost slipped past. You looked at him, eyes
widened at how quickly he had said it. He looked at you, shrugging before going
back to his fries. Madelaine and Camila had looked at you, jaws dropped and
“What can I say, I’m
into blunt guys.” You shrugged, a laugh coming from your lips as you stood up,
leaving to get ready for your next scene.
Cole had gotten up,
following you and wrapped his arms around your shoulders, making the rest of
the cast chatter about the both of you.
“That was very blunt,”
you commented, looking up at the brunette.
“I honestly had not
planned that.” Cole opened the trailer door for you, a smile on his lips.