celebrity of the week

21th of September

exactly three weeks into sobriety.

I don’t miss being plastered, but I miss the excitement and the emotional contentment of knowing that I’m about to have a drink that will make me mellow.

I also miss the taste of some of my favourite drinks.

And I am just so fucking angry at all times with zero patience for people.

I don’t miss constant nausea and aggravated IBS though so hey

Unhappy Brewfest, mortals!!

It’s that buffoonish time of year, mortal fools; Brewfest!! When all the dratted drunks of Khaz Modan guzzle down that blasted beer until their guts bust and their minds boggle, and then keep going!! Bah!! The Great Nyehehe despises it so!! A whole two-week holiday to celebrate this dratted drink, that awful alcohol, but no month-long holiday to celebrate The Great Nyehehe’s limitless power, undoubted evilness, and fiendish sense of fashion!?! How ridiculousness!! 

Well, don’t fret, mortals!! The Great Nyehehe shall be sure to ruin it for all involved!! They won’t even want to THINK about that dratted drink by the time The Great Nyehehe’s done with it!! He’ll ruin Brewfest!! Forever!! Nyehehe!!

Why do you give away and sell these dratted drinks like so? It’s un-beer-able!! 

“Forget that, get yer rat outta me booth! Yer scarin’ away customers! Oh, and remember to drink Barleybrew! Thunderbrew’s for the Elves! Harhar!”

You oafish Ogres are here too!?! Bah!! They truly let in any dratted drunk with a bottle of beer to brew, nyeh!?!

“…”

“Me would crush your spine, but Nokk say no crushin’ on the job. Aww.”

Even these unbearable mortals over here are just giving away their dratted drinks!! Oh, for evilness’s sake!!

“*Ahem* It’s pronounced ‘Sa-ke’, thank you.”

The Great Nyehehe must remind himself to obliterate that mortal later. Bah.

These glass-eyed goggles are supposed to let The Great Nyehehe see something called… “Wolpertingers”, nyes…? Where are they…?

Hmmm? What’s that?

Oh, definitely nyet!! The Great Nyehehe shan’t help you with your transportation, even if he didn’t have to ride that rabidly rambunctious ram!! He shan’t ever d-

Bah!! Dratted Ram!! Halt yourself!! Haaaaaaaaaalt!! 

Ugh, dratted Rams!! They’ll rue the day they ever-

*RUMBLING*

Nyeh…?

“Harhar!”

Nyeh? What are you doing, mortal fool?

“We’re terrorizin’ these grounds! They won’t give me a booth to sell our famed Direbrew!? Harhar! I’ll show these Bronzebeard brats what’s what!! Drink up, boys! Feel free not to pay for those pretzels! Harharhar!”

The Great Nyehehe doesn’t not to relate to your dastardly desire to crash parties due to the lack of a formal invitation, but no one can ruin Brewfest for these boozy buffoons except for The Great Nyehehe himself!! Take this suspicous sausage and begone!! Bah!!

*ACK!* 

“Oh, me dear ‘ol dome! Ach! Retreat, boys! We’ll get ‘em next time! Oh, me head’s achin’ like nothin’ before! Ach!”

*Tiny Gnomish Clapping Noises*

“Oh, good shot! Truly! You’re quite good with sausage, aren’t you! If I may dare say it, I’d even say that you saved Brewfest!”

Saved… Brewfest…?

“Yes, that is indeed what I just said!”

Drat.

jake mckenzie appreciation week 2017:

when: october 2 - october 8 (one whole week)

hosted by: me & angella (@jakeymckenzie​)

calling out to all of the jake stans out there!! so, either this week or in the upcoming weeks we are bound to get jake’s idol and an appreciation week for our favorite, snarky pilot is in order!! this appreciation week will celebrate our love for jake mckenzie!! 

who can join: anyone can!! if you like or love jake, then feel free to join in!!

day 1: favorite screen-cap(s)

day 2: favorite quote

day 3: favorite pairing (romantically)

day 4: favorite friendship

day 5: favorite scene/moment (this can be with mc or any other character!!)

day 6: favorite au (alternate-universe) - for example: jake as a student at hartfeld or jake having his name cleared so he can return to the states with mc.

day 7: edit/fan-art/fanfic day - you can create your own edit, art or fan fiction or upload your favorite ones with permission and credit of the artist/author.

note: be sure to tag both me AND angella in your posts because we want to see your contributions. also, be sure to use the tag ‘jakeweek’ in the top five tags so everyone can see your contributions and like + reblog them!! angella and i will be tracking the tag ‘jakeweek’ for the entire week.

both angella and i will both be contributing as well. we hope to see you guys participate and spread the love for jake!! if you have any questions, just comment on this post or send either angella or i a message via ask or dm!! we can’t wait to see your amazing contributions!!

stay tuned - angella and i will reblog this every once in a while so you guys are reminded!!

go spread the word and love!!

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Check out Alexander Skarsgård is in this week’s @Variety!

The Variety issue dated September 20, 2017 has 4 separate photos of Alex for pre-Emmy (Variety Women in Film Pre-Emmy Celebration) and post Emmy parties (HBO’s and Governors Ball) after his big win Sunday night for OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A LIMITED SERIES/TV MOVIE for BIG LITTLE LIES.

He even got a grade of “A-” on the WWD Report Card thanks to the styling of Jeanne Yang for his Ermenegildo Zegna Couture tuxedo, Cartier lapel pin and Christian Louboutin shoes. He was groomed by Kim Verbeck.

They said, ‘He pulls off the evening wear look effortlessly. Three-piece tuxedos are hard to wear but his slender 6-foot-4 physique makes the look work. And the suit’s fitted silhouette only helps. The hint of white pocket square, the jeweled lapel and gold watch add the right luxe touch.’

It also says that ‘Alexander Skarsgård reunited with TRUE BLOOD castmates Rutina Wesley and Adina Porter, and made the rounds through the crowd with Jack McBrayer, whom he jokingly called his “husband” as he toted his statuette.’

There are also HBO and CAA congratulatory ads that lists all of their Emmy winners (Alex), but I will be posting them in a different post.

📸 My digital scans.

21 Grams [Pt.1]

Prologue | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Final

Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Sci-fi, dystopian au | Length: 9.8k

Summary: There was little to be learned from an Android when all it knows, humans have taught. Yet when a bright boy of dark hair had come into your home, eighteen years in academia would mean next to nothing against the universe he had brought along with him.

Note: pls read the prologue first.


They gave you a week to mourn her.

Along with every other child who had failed the test. It was funeral after funeral for the entirety of seven days—seven days of forced smiles and stiff handshakes and accepting condolences as if it were not you yourself who had caused her death.

But after that it was a week of celebrations, for those who won, those proved themselves worthy to remain in a world bursting at the seams with mouths to feed and too little to go round. And at your parties, there were feasts. The district was affluent; each family strove to parade their new pride, their precious survivor, as best as they could. You had attended close to twenty parties that week alone, and in each one, even your own, the existence of the fallen child was easily erased, like he was not missed, like there was not a room on the second floor whose owner was alive just two weeks ago.

We are sisters from the same womb, a part of me will live on in you, as you will in me. May the better warrior win.

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anonymous asked:

erwinweek is coming! erwinweek is coming! the prompts are loving nothin will be boring! erwinweek is coming! erwinweek is coming! (this was my little silly poem to celebrate my fav time of the year in this fandom ^^ bless you, this week, all the works that will be made for this week, all the people that will partecipate to this week, Erwin Fucking Smith and that crazy man of Isayama for creating such a blessing as our commander eyebrows)

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i’m sorry i got excited too. how were we so blessed with such perfection??

get

hyped

get

READY

CELEBRATE HIS NGGGHhhhhHH

*gets carted off as the worst mod ever to have modded*

- ack!

anyways i’ll be blogging survivor next week and ayto, plus celebrity bb in the winter for anyone interested. and if people are still gonna be active on the discord (which idk) then i’ll be there! the season was fun and i look foward to the next

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Ezra Miller attends London Fashion Week Men’s June 2017 collections on June 12, 2017 in London, England.