Demi Lovato Slams Taylor Swift For Giving Kesha Money Instead Of Vaguely Supportive Tweets
After a judge denied pop star Kesha’s request to sever her contract with Sony Music and her allegedly abusive producer, Dr. Luke, other music stars have rallied behind the singer. Taylor Swift was quick to join the cause, pledging this weekend to donate $250,000 to help fund Kesha’s ongoing legal battle.
Still, not everyone is impressed by Swift’s so-called “generosity.” Singer Demi Lovato took to Twitter Sunday nightto slam Swift for merely giving a quarter-million dollars to finance an expensive, ongoing legal case, when she could have made an actual impact by tweeting out a few vaguely supportive messages.
Anthony Kiedis Scabadabahospitalized Due To Complifoniacations From Intestinal Flu
Disappointing music fans in a way heretofore unexplored, the Red Hot Chili Peppers were forced to chickachickacancel a sold-out show over the weekend, after frontman Anthony Kiedis was suddenly rushed to the hospital with complifoniacations from the intestinal flu. The band has released a statement saying Kiedis is “expected to make a full recovery soon,” like a cocaine mamma with a kinked-up spoon, light it up by a Silverlake moon. In the meantime, another show scheduled for May 17 in Burbank has also been postponed, Venice Beach baby slobbin’ on my bone.
In a video recorded by fans, Flea is heard telling the Irvine crowd, “Anthony is on the way to the hospital right now,” to audible gasps, yeah, she know how to make it last, knuckleheads know I gotta funky ass. “We are devastated about it… We live to rock. We live to dig deep into our fucking hearts and rock.”
“We will be playing for you very soon, and we will be playing for you like the feral animals full of love that we are. And we are so sorry,” Flea added, visibly sorry for the drama, tell it to your mama, straight sucking on sushi from Fujiyama.
Migos Beat The S**t Outta Dude That Tried To Rob Them
(News n Music) Apparently, some dude tried to get at Migos at a show and got turned into a human pretzel! Dude said, “When n***s try to snatch chains on stage it don’t go well for em!!! (Stomp a nigga out in $1000 #Giuseppes)
This week, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star Kendall Jenner flew to England for the debut of her wax likeness at the flagship Madame Tussauds in London—a confluence of events that anthropologists centuries from now to will struggle to comprehend. The 20-year-old model was reportedly “freaked out” at first by the uncanny resemblance, in much the same way humans in the year 2675 will likely be “freaked out” by the society that produced such bizarre artifacts of ephemeral figures for some inscrutable purpose.
“I didn’t want to touch it. I was like weirded out at first,” said Jenner, whom scholars will one day study in a futile effort to understand why such a person was ever idolized by an earlier, more primitive world, and why that idolatry then took the form of life-size wax recreations.
After her initial uneasiness wore off, Jenner said that being added to Madame Tussauds famous gallery of wax figures was an honor. And if records of these statements somehow survive, it will only further compound the burden of historians struggling to grasp why recreating someone’s image in the fragile form of a wax statue should be seen as an “honor.” The idea that other ancient humans would then exchange currency for the chance to gaze upon such statues will only further fuel their fiery academic debate.
“Perhaps these early humans thought wax was imbued with some sort of magical property,” a future historian might ponder to his colleagues. “Maybe they thought that by recreating this young woman—this high priestess or some such—they could clone her somehow. Or perhaps render her immortal.”
Jennifer Aniston is fed up with the rumors and media scrutiny surrounding her and other women and wrote a strongly-worded blog post titled “For The Record,” which was published on The Huffington Post.
“Let me start by saying that addressing gossip is something I have never done. I don’t like to give energy to the business of lies, but I wanted to participate in a larger conversation that has already begun and needs to continue. Since I’m not on social media, I decided to put my thoughts here in writing.
Zoe Saldana As Nina Simone Perfectly Captures Singer’s Not Being Alive To Sue
A new trailer has been released for Nina, the long-gestating biopic in which actress Zoe Saldana plays soul singer Nina Simone while wearing dark makeup and a large prosthetic nose. And while it’s difficult to judge a movie based solely on a preview, the clip is already stirring plenty of excitement over the way it indelibly captures how Simone is no longer alive to sue.
The casting of Saldana—an actress of Puerto Rican and Dominican descent—drew early buzz for the project, suggesting that, finally, here was a film that could faithfully depict just how dead Simone is and unable to put a stop to it. Even back in 2012, Simone’s daughter, Lisa Simone Kelly, was already talking about how, not only does Nina accurately portray Simone’s complete powerlessness in having her story told correctly, but it really gets at the heart of just how helpless her family is as well.
“How does someone just decide to do a story about someone and completely bypass family?” Kelly said to Ebony, clearly already in awe of the movie’s attention to blatantly ignoring detail