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  • Dil; Will you marry me?
  • Tabitha; No. Say it like you mean it.
  • Dil; Tabitha. Sweet Tabitha.
  • Tabitha; I'm listening.
  • Dil; Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?
  • Tabitha; Okay. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it.
No Control | Chapter Thirty-Seven

Summary: 

Micky Bennett: college student, loyal friend, aspiring nurse, One Direction fan, Harry Styles enthusiast. Her best friend, Trevor, wins tickets to a show in New Jersey with meet and greet passes. Micky expects a quick photo op with the boys and a great night at the concert with her best friend. What she gets a whole lot more than she bargained for.

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THIRTY-SEVEN

“How about Stevie?”

“Harry, we’re not naming our child after Stevie Nicks.”

“Why not?”

“Because you personally know her. That’s weird.”

He huffs and sets down the little brochure on birthing tubs and natural births that he picked up when we first got shown to the exam room. I’m sat on the exam table, dangling my legs off the edge, and he’s in a rolling chair beside me, trying to keep himself entertained. There was apparently an emergency with another patient just after we got here, so the doctor hasn’t been in to see us yet, and we’ve been waiting for about twenty minutes. While neither of us are upset about it, I can see Harry getting antsy. He never has been very good at sitting still for more than about fifteen minutes without something to entertain him. 

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Fill out your own fictional family by answering the questions.

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FIRST CHILD:
Are you in school?
Yes: girl
No: boy

First Name
What is your favorite color?
Blue: water name
Green: plant name
Purple: gem stone name
Red: astronomy name
Orange: season name
Yellow: nautical name
Pink: unisex name
Black: science related name

Middle Name
How many siblings do you have?
0: one syllable, three letter name
1: name from the scrolling “names searched now” list
2: your favorite middle name
3: name starting with “a”
4: name that makes you feel calm
5: name related to winter
6+: “hippy” name

SECOND CHILD
Have you been out of your country?
Yes: girl
No: boy

First Name
What is the last thing you drank?
Water: name from US Top 100
Pop: name outside Top 1000
Wine/beer: misspelled “youneek” name
Milk: name related to a family member
Juice: guilty pleasure name
Other: name ending in -er

Middle Name
What time is it?
0000-0400: name with a special character (x,z,v,q)
0401-0800: name of the last baby you met
0801-1200: name related to an animal
1201-1600: name starting with an F
1601-2000: four syllable name
2001-2359: name related to food

THIRD CHILD
Do you have a significant other?
Yes: girl
No: boy
It’s complicated: twins of your choosing

First Name
Who is the last person you talked to?
Co-worker: name from a movie
Friend: name from a TV show
Parent: name from music
Sibling: name of a cartoon character
Teacher: name related to literature
Acquaintance: name of a bird

Middle Name
What exotic place would you like to visit?
Bora Bora: greek mythology name
Morocco: western/cowboy name
Madagascar: old norse name
Nepal: Irish surname
Chile: Shakespeare name
Hawaii: Biblical name
Fiji: Sci-fi/fantasty name

FOURTH CHILD
Are you wearing any jewelry?
Yes: girl
No: boy

First Name
What genre is the last movie you watched?
Action: calendar based name
Comedy: color name
Drama: virtue name
Sci-fi: fruit name
Romance: vintage name
Documentary: occupational name
Horror: violent name
Animation: word name

Middle Name
What is your mood?
Happy: name of kings or queens
Sad: grandma or grandpa name
Mad: name that reminds you of someone with freckles
Excited: place name
Tired: name starting with Z
Nervous: Disney name
Combination of above: name to honor your parents
None of above: one syllable name with 4 letters

FIFTH CHILD
Have you rode in a car today?
Yes: girl
No: boy

First Name
How many letters are in your first and last name combined?
1-5: trendy name
5-8: name starting and ending with the same letter
9-12: name related to fashion
13-16: names related to the month of July
17-20: classic name
20+: nickname name

Middle Name
What do you consider your naming style?
Classic: a name from your top ten list
Trendy: celebrity baby name
Nature-y: name to honor your best childhood friend
Vintage: name ending in O
Eclectic: name with a repeating sound
Hipster: virtue name
Nerdy: bad girl or bad girl name

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1. Hudson Arthur
2. Cassia Saffron
3. Elizabeth Cheyenne
4. Paget Zara
5. Victoria Josephine

my-random-fandoms  asked:

Do you think if Jack and Bitty ever had a baby that they'd name it Faber? Whether it was a boy or a girl, they'd name it Faber.

Holy mother of all cows, you have unlocked Jack and Bitty’s celebrity baby name!

It’s weird/unique enough that the likelihood of having heard it before is pretty low, without being over the top.

And you know Shitty and Lardo are gonna get competitive, because they can’t let Jack and Bitty win at school spirit, so they name their kid Samuel!

Get it? Sam-uel, Sam-well.

(My puns continue to be hilarious and on point.)

i mean i know it’s common to mock/play around with unusual celebrity baby names but i have NEVER seen it done to this degree or in this manner before the kid even has a name??? am i missing something

anonymous asked:

Most big larries claim there is no baby and most are taking the piss out of the baby's name. Verily i say has been particularly dismissive of the possibility of a baby. There is a masterpost of other celebrities showing B cannot possibly be pregnant. no one thought Katie Holmes was pregnant. How old is Suri now?

I think the name is another case of 1DHQ being all like…

…and blessing us with another fail by attempting to mimic celebrity hipster baby names. If they’d come up with something like Tokyo Tsunami I would have actually given them props for swinging for the fences. But Sydney Rain is so tepid. Meh. If that were a real baby, I stand by my headcanon that a boy would be named James Javadd. LOL Let me have this.

Based on timelines, the behavior of Brinothankya’s family, the fact that her bare baby bump pix have the head conveniently chopped off and her other baby bump pix look like 1DHQ was too cheap to spring for a good fake one, I’d say there’s an excellent chance that there is no baby. That’s not to say a baby won’t be presented to the fandom at some point. But this is a Hollywood production. They can get a baby pretty easily just like any movie or tv show.

There’s tons of rumors about Katie Holmes and Beyonce faking pregnancies. There’s tons of rumors about celebs like Kelly Preston having real babies for stuntin’/closeting purposes. There’s tons of rumors about Jeremy Renner, Cristiano Ronaldo and again Beyonce going to great lengths to cover-up the use of a surrogate. There’s been rumors of celebs hiding a kid (Janet Jackson). One of the Real Housewives initially tried to pass off a daughter she had in her teens as a “family friend”. There’s been previous celebrity paternity scandals (Loretta Young, Diana Ross, Jack Nicholson, John Edwards, Chris Brown,). People are hesitant to believe because it’s so distasteful to bring a child into any kind of fakery. But it happens. It’s been happening forever. Not just in showbiz. That’s an unfortunate part of a lot of people’s lives. This fandom needs to make their peace with the ugliness in this world. The struggle is real and understandable. However, we can’t be living with our heads in the sand.