celebrities humour

anonymous asked:

What are some of your favorite one shots?

We all picked some favorites!  Plus we have a one shots tag.

Title: Dead Men Rise Up Sometimes  
Author: cgner
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Mystery
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 40,654
Summary: Lily Evans leads a simple life of making pies and waking the dead. She doesn’t wake them for good, mind – only for a minute, until she and Sirius can find out who killed them. Their latest case: James Potter, moneyed heir, messy haired, and recent murder victim. Keeping him alive is a terrible idea. Too bad Lily’s always been a bit reckless.

Title: Where the Air is Rarefied 
Author: thirty2flavors
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 7,322
Summary: If pressed, later, she’d say it was exhaustion that caused her to forget who she was talking to, and it was that same exhaustion which prevented her from foreseeing the inevitable fall-out of telling James Potter, “Ugh, no thanks, I hate flying.” / Lily/James, seventh year.

Title: Untitled
Author: thornfield13713
Rating: Not rated
Genre(s): Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that Professor Evans and Professor Potter are the one true OTP of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. However little known the feelings or views of the professors may be to the student body of Hogwarts at large, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of their students that it is considered almost sacrilegious to ship either Professor Evans or Professor Potter with anyone but each other. 

Title: Doctor Potter; Patient Evans
Author: petalstofish
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: Lily Evans was already in trouble and it wasn’t because she was in the Emergency Room for the second time in two months…

Title: #Jily
Author: Chie (Chierafied)
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 2,991
Summary: Twitter seemed awash with the hashtag Jily. Lily blinked at in confusion, until she realised it was one of those silly couple monikers people had bestowed on her and Potter. …Though there was a small dissenting crowd following a tweet from Potter’s bandmate Sirius Black: Jily? Hah! More like LAMES.

Title: Question Time
Author:
fetchalgernon
Rating:
M
Genre(s):
Muggle AU
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
~11,000
Summary:
Newly-elected Prime Minister Potter has his work cut out for him. If only a certain red-headed MP weren’t deliberately making life harder for him.

Title: The Yeast I Can Do
Author: elanev91
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 12,186
Summary: Dr Lily Evans had an absolute shit day at work. Luckily, there’s a bakery nearby that offers a course that she hopes will take her mind off of things.

Title: Stop Flirting with the Talent
Author:
elanev91
Rating:
M
Genre(s):
Muggle AU, Modern AU
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
13,200
Summary:
Prompt: Lily as a stage performer of some sort, actress, ballet dancer, opera, musical etc. Debuts in her first show, where she has to cover her face/wear a mask the whole performance and no one knows who she is. She becomes a hit and is the critics golden child and james/marauders snag an exclusive tv/youtube interview for the first time ever with her. Thanks tumblr anon xx (smut)

Title: For All My Life    
Author: highandlonelydestiny, LadyLai    
Rating: General Audiences
Genre(s): Fluff, Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 13,094
Summary: When saving the bees ends in a happy family.

Title: Three Swipes, You’re Out
Author: twilightstargazer
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 4,342
Summary: Sports star James Potter tries to pick Lily up on tinder. Lily Evans, a dedicated not sports fan is offended by the idea that someone thinks she wouldn’t recognize James Potter’s face. She laughs about it with her friends at a bar, until James Potter, who also frequents that bar, comes over to clarify that nope, he’s on tinder, and he’s definitely hitting on her.

Title: The Ocean Becomes You
Author: petalstofish & mollyraesly
Rating: K+
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 3,529
Summary: “The ocean becomes you, lass.” His fingers ran through his black hair as he looked her up and down before settling on her makeshift necklace. “The land less so you,” she said, suppressing a smile as she walked away. XxX one-shot cowritten with mollyraesly for the Feb 2017 jily fantasy challenge “pirate AU” theme

shiper1717  asked:

New fics with famous James and unfamous Lily modern muggle Au's please!!

Here are a bunch of newer ones!  Plus our Celebrity AU tag will have lots more.

Title: Salmon Fishing in the Olympics
Author:
GhostofBambi                      
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Modern AU
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
12,160
Summary:
Modern Era AU: When Lily Evans seeks assistance from James Potter to avoid the attentions of a suitor who just won’t take no for an answer, she accidentally lands them both on the front page of every gossip magazine in Britain. She should have thought about that before pretending to be the girlfriend of a famous athlete.

Title: in the blood
Author:
roxanncweasley
Rating:
Unrated
Genre(s):
Romance, Royalty AU
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
~
Summary:
presenting: the jily royal au no one asked for

Title: fortuitous
Author:
gryffindormischief          
Rating:
G
Genre(s):
Celebrity AU, Muggle AU, Modern AU, Humour, Romance
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
2,483
Summary:
Lily Evans is having a trying week, but maybe it’s looking up.

Title: making spirits bright
Author: twilightstargazer
Rating: G
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 2,202
Summary: She should have expected it to be hard, dating a celebrity, but somehow she and James make it work.

Title: Give Me Some Time
Author: takeharryandgo
Rating: Not rated
Genre(s): Romance, Humour, Muggle AU, Modern AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: Modern AU. I got the idea from one of those posts with multiple AU prompts–hope you enjoy my version of rockstar/groupie (+coffee shop ;))

DAY 3364

Malta                June 13,  2017                Tue 10:00 PM local time 





Birthday - EF - Ajay Supeda       Wed, June 14         .. and our wishes go out to Ajay for his birthday .. may it be celebrated with humour and happiness and with great aplomb .. from the Ef brigade …


Birthday - Ef - Anu Verma .. a little late but wishing you all the very best for the birthday for  the 14th of June .. with love .. from all the Ef ..







There is call for an early morning reporting tomorrow and so there shall be less here and more tomorrow .. this is quite clearly understood is it not .. thank you .. but before I leave I must acknowledge the power of the Ef, even beyond Indian shores ..

This be the moment at the premier of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York .. Baz Luhrman, that genius of a director, pointing out to the gathered Ef by the sides and telling them ‘he be the man’ ..

May I just say that had it not been for the thundering presence of the NYC and neighbouring Ef, this would never have happened .. when I arrived the screams and cheers from the Ef was so prominent that all present, including the massive media thought Leonardo de Caprio, the star of the film and of stratospheric stardom, had arrived .. Baz could not ignore the Ef .. and was just drawn to acknowledge them .. 

Thank you Ef for making me feel great .. the same happened at the Cannes Film Festival when GG was premiered there .. at the opening of the festival .. appreciated by all, even the French, when at the opening I was invited on stage along with Leonardo to say a few words to inaugurate the festival, and I spoke in Hindi ..

Good night .. shubhratri .. shabba khair ..

Amitabh Bachchan

anonymous asked:

Hey sorry but I think I read most of ur celeb au tag, do u have any more with preferably band!marauders??? Thanks xxx

The only new one we can think of is this, which has musician!james, and they are social media celebrities:

Title: but your eyes will lead me straight back home;
Author:
acciododie
Rating:
Not rated
Genre(s):
Romance, Humour
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
~
Summary:
“we’re both youtubers and you sent me an email asking me to do a duet cover with you but you don’t realise i’m having a heart attack bc your my fave youtuber au“ 

Updated thanks to @elizareynolds430!

Title: stop flirting with the talent
Author:
elanev91
Rating:
M
Genre(s):
Romance, Humour
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
13,200
Summary:
Lily Evans is the hot new performer on the West End, James snags her first interview.

Anyone know of new fics for this anon?