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anonymous asked:

any fics where a pet plays a big part (kinda like haggis from algernon)?

Here are a bunch, but please suggest some!

Title: Tyranny’s Disease
Author:
cgner
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Adventure, Romance
Chapters:
18
Word Count:
106,191
Summary:
Lily intended to spend one night on James’s pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she’s stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn’t suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren’t falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?

Title: Love and other Tragedies
Author: Fancyeyes
Rating: M
Genre(s): Romance, Drama
Chapters: 21
Word Count: 229,880
Summary: “We don’t deserve her,” the Head Boy answered thoughtfully. “None of us do. Not even me. Not because she’s perfect. She’s not. Sometimes I think she’s even more disastrously flawed than the rest of us combined. And not because she’s beautiful, even though she is. Certainly not for being lovely because she never was. We don’t deserve her because she’s so much more than we’ll ever be”

Title: Chief Mouser
Author:
fetchalgernon
Rating:
~
Genre(s):
Muggle AU, Fluff, Humour
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
~
Summary: A nonsense sequel to Question Time written for Lindsay.

Title: Potter, Padfoot, and Pizza
Author: petalstofish
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Modern AU, Muggle AU, College
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: Padfoot has run away from his owner and Lily takes it upon herself to find his home. This in turn causes Lily to run into a certain bespectacled uni student who swears the big black dog is his.

Title: Man’s Best Friend
Author: Sleepinghookah
Rating: M
Genre(s): Humour, Fluff, Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 12,325
Summary: Lily and James reconnect after Lily meets James’ dog, Padfoot, at the dog park, and their relationship blossoms from there. The only problem: this isn’t an AU, and James is going to have a whole lot of explaining to do.

Title: Untitled
Author: pies-wands-and-more
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s):
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James finds Lily’s dog