celebriphilia

Rant about all these girls thinking they have teleiophilia

In the teleiophilia tag all I see are pictures of actors (British, American, whatever) and all these girls going on about how they have teleiophelia because these actors are like 20 years older than them…

NEWS FLASH: Fuck no you don’t!

Having an attraction to older celebrities and wanting to have intimate relations with them is called celebriphilia.

A lot of you dumbfucks need to understand this. Some of us real teleiophiles are tired of seeing pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch or Robert Downey Jr.(even though Robert Downey Jr is nice to look at) in the teleiophilia tag! 

Once you people like an older man who isn’t on a television show or in a movie, then you can say you’re a teleiophile, until then…

Oh and also, the people who are thinking “Oh I love older men” and you have a crush on or in a relationship with someone 10 years older than you, sorry to break it to you but they’re not considered “older men”. Older men is usually (in my opinion) considered to be a 25 to 30 year age difference between the couple. 

So pull your heads out of your asses and stop labeling yourself as something you’re not and also stop posting pictures and gifs of male celebrities in the damn teleiophilia tag!! 

That’s all for now!

11 questions meme~

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who has tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

TOO LAZY TO COME UP WITH QUESTIONS XOXO

1. What kind of cell phone do you have?

Samsung Galaxy Y. It’s kind of a baby samsung with android and a tiny ass screen but hey it has wifi.

2. Do you get along with your parents?

Yeah, for the most part

3. What’s your favorite scent?

Chocolate

4. Name one thing on your bucket list.

Learn to play as many musical instruments as i can

5. Would you rather be blind or deaf?

LOL NO 

6. One experience (or series of experiences I guess) that has significantly influenced you as a person.

Grandma living with us since grandpa died, which was before i wasn even born.

7. Are there any quotes/mottos you try to live by? 

Act like you are tumblr famous and people will think you are LOL JK NO

8. Something that annoys you about yourself.

I procrastinate a lot

9. Favorite thing to do outside?

shop oh wait outside outside? i guess walking

10. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I’d be less shy

11. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus?

I think i was about 10 kept the pretense til i was 11 lmao. 

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… first best news of my life last week. then syd’s coming to visit in a week. then the taste is an actual show. then four year anniversary with bf march. then neil degrasse tyson in april. today, 5 compliments…

Is there gonna be an intervention tomorrow… 

CAUSE OMG YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME BLUSH. So happy, touched rn you have no idea… I just. Man I have not felt this like truthfully happy in a while and like ‘AIN’T NOTHING GONNA GET ME DOWN’ … ugh you guys…. y so sweet?!

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