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Okay, I bet at this point there is literally no one, I MEAN N O  O N E, on this Godforsaken website that doesn’t know Yuri!!! On Ice. But for the minuscule amount of you who don’t know/don’t watch Yuri!!! On Ice, here is what you are missing.

The Characters

Yuuri Katsuki: He’s a twenty-three-year-old Japanese figure skater that went from:

To this: 

IN THREE DAMN EPISODES. 

WE USED TO THINK THIS BOY WAS A CINNAMON ROLL… HE IS NOT. 

Skills: Ice Skating, ballet dancing, being hot, seducing Russian celebrities, break dancing, pole dancing, and being adorable as fuck. 

He is relatable AF: has a breakdown before an important event, has a mental illness, likes food, has idolized someone he’d really only seen from afar and GOT ENGAGED TO HIM AFTER ABOUT A YEAR OF GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER (THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE). Basically, anything this guy can do, EVERYONE CAN DO. 

He’s blind without his glasses. 

Victor Nikiforov: He’s a twenty-seven-year-old Russian figure skater that has won gold at the Grand Prix Finals five consecutive years in a row. 

He’s hot AF and STILL LOOKING FREAKING AMAZING. *WOLF WHISTLE* SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT GRAND PRIX.  

Skills: Figure skating, having the best damn English Dub accent ever, ballet dancing, dancing in general, also is adorable as fuck, and literally the most charismatic guy ever. HE GETS ALONG WITH EVERYONE. 

He owns a poodle. His name is Maccachin. This is him:

Victor is the sappy LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT DORK. 

Yuri Plisetsky: A 15-year-old angry kitten boy Russian skater prodigy. He’s known as the Russian Punk, the Russian Fairy, and the Russian Ice Tiger. The fandom refers to him as Yurio to differentiate from Yuuri K. 

This is Him: 

Skills: Being an angry kitten, figure skating, being a smol bean son, being emo, being a fantastic fangirl protector, loving cats, ballet dancing, break dancing, being embarrassed, and AGAPE (Pronounced: Ah-Gah-Pay). 

He loves his grandpa, he secretly loves his fandom, and most importantly, all he wants is to be loved and accepted by his precious parents: Victor and Yuuri. 


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THE PRODUCERS/WRITERS OF SHOW: 

THEY FUCK US OVER EVERY EPISODE. Literally, this was everyone during each episode. 

Episode 1: There’s no way it can gayer than this. 

Episode 2: There’s no way it can gayer than this. 

Episode 3: There’s no way it can gayer than this.

Episode 4: There’s no way it can gayer than this. 

Episode 5: There’s no way it can gayer than this. 

Episode 6: There’s no way it can gayer than this. 

Episode 7: There’s no way it can gayer than this. 

Episode 8: I swear if that dog dies I will start stabbing people. 

Episode 9: IT’S BEEN A LONG DAY~ WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND~ AND- OH MY GOSH THAT HUG THO IT’S LIKE A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. 

Episode 10: What? What the fuck? What happened?! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. THIS EXPLAIN SO MANY THING!! UNFOLLOW ME NOW THIS WILL BE THE ONLY THING I TALK ABOUT FOR A LONG TIME.


It’s not queerbaiting. I’ll say it again: IT’S NOT QUEERBAITING. This has a canon gay couple and it’s treated on the same level and respect as a heterosexual couple. 

It’s not classified as yaoi or shonen-ai. 

Somehow it seems like the producers/writers are watching us and keeping up with the fandom. Like, in episode 10 it broke EVERYONE. It tore down what we originally thought was canon, and made it a million times better with NO PLOT HOLES. LIKE WHAT BLACK MAGIC FUCKERY IS THIS??!?!

COSTUMES: 

ANIMATION: 

Opening Song: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3RGhznctE

CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART BEAT TIE THE FEELING NEVER ENOUGH I CLOSE MY EYES AND TELL MYSELF THAT MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.

Closing Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Onv0V1UIps

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE 


This show breaks all stereotypes.

The American Skater is a Latino that choreographs who’s own music and programs. 

We ship him with a little Chinese skater named Guang-Hong Ji. Their ship name is called Leoji. 

The Canadian is an asshole…that’s right, the Canadian is an asshole that goes by King JJ. 

It’s not yaoi, it’s yuri too. There is a Russian girl named Mila and an Italian girl named Sara. Some of us ship them. I refer to it as Mira Shipping. 

Some of us also ship Yurio and Otabek (*furiously searches what nationality he is*). We don’t have a ship name yet. But Yurio is like 15-16 canon wise, and Otabek is 18. They’re perfect for each other. 

THIS SHOW IS PERFECTION. 

ONE OF US

ONE OF US 

ONE OF US

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU LOOKING FOR THE LIE… THERE IS NONE. THIS IS ALL 100% TRUE. 

This show is a massive mindfuck and everything I have ever needed in my life.

Bonus: We trend #1 at every week. 

Memorable Quotes:

“Without beauty, strength is nothing.” -Lillia Baranovskaya 

“Seduce me with all you have.” -Victor Nikiforov 

“We’ll get married once he wins a gold medal.” -Victor Nikiforov

“I think I’m going to come.” -Christophe Giacometti

When I open up, he meets me where I am. I shouldn’t be afraid to open up more!” -Yuuri Katsuki. “I want to be hated as the man who took Viktor from the world!” -Yuri Katsuki

You have to do the opposite of what people expect. How else will you surprise them?” -Victor Nikiforov

How can someone who can’t motivate others motivate himself?” -Victor Nikiforov.”

“Yuri Plisetsky. Do not use untasteful words.” -Lillia Baranovskaya. 

One More Thing:

We don’t have shipping wars, we have spelling wars

It’s either Victuuri (THIS ONE FIGHT ME), Viktuuri, Victuri, or Vikturi. Yes, the shipping name sounds like Victory!

Basically, it’s worth watching.

~Admin Hails. 

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It’s my 5 year vegannisary today!! Celebrated with some spin pole.
One of the best decisions I’ve ever made!! I did it for ethical reasons but side affects were better health, more energy and more muscle!! Who knew! 😄
I recommend anyone interested to watch:
- earthlings
-cowspiracy
-what the health
-forks over knives
(If u have other great documentaries to recommend just let me know)
P.s we are not lions, plants can’t suffer, protein is everywhere, and yes there is life after cheese (there r vegan cheese 😎)

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Fitness tutorials coming very soon so I thought I would celebrate my new pole arriving with a quick little demo video - subscribe for weekly fitness/stretching tutorials along with a few vblogs and discussions

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“We have in the locker room a habit that when someone from the players or coaching staff’s birthday, each player sings him a hundred years in the native language - Klopp said in an interview with “Sport Review”. - This is generally a happy song, except for singing take Robert, Cuba and Luke. Then I feel like someone died, not celebrating his birthday. Poles are doing in the funeral banquet.”

Jimmy Page photographed for August issue of british magazine Mojo (2014)

“Jimmy page looks upset, almost hurt. Mojo has just asked him about how recording at Headley Grange affected the sound on Led Zeppelin III.
- ”We didn’t go to Headley Grange for III“ says Page, shaking his head. ”You should know that“.
Baffled by this rebuttal, your correspondent looks to his notepad for reassurance and finds none other than the name of the former East Hampshire poorhouse which was transformed into a residential rehearsal studio in the late ‘60.
- ”You’re not the first person to mention Headley Grange in connection with III but it’s complete rubbish. I should know, I was there! III was done at Olympic and Island,“ continues Page, ever the stickler for detail. "But that’s the way it is with Led Zeppelin: there are so many stories that are just plain wrong and no one tries to find out whether they’re true.”

As the conversation comes to a close, MOJO vows to inform Page of the source of this schoolboy error. Further inspection reveals that 1993’s Led Zeppelin: The Complete Studio Recordings box set lists Immigrant Song, Friiends, Celebration Day, Gallows Pole, Tangerine and Bron-Y-Aur Stomp as all having been recorded at Headley Grange. “We shall have to blame Atlantic!” says Page on reveiving the information offering the final thoughts on the album that hit Number 1 in both the US and UK on release in October'70.
- “I still think III is a fabulous album and I suppose the real significance was in the wat in which we approached some of the material at Bron-Yr-Aur” he concludes. “It made me think that if we could write in that kind of enviroment, then maybe we could record as a band in that way too. That’s what happened on IV. And that’s when we moved in to Headley Grange. That was when the band was really writing en masse all the time and things really opened up. If you have to, I suppose you could say that III is what set us on that path.”

LietPol Week
February 15 - February 21

Hear ye! Hear ye! Come one, come all for Tumblr’s first ever LietPol Week! To celebrate our favorite Pole and Lithuanian, this entire week shall be filled with fanart, fanfic, fsts, musical compositions, anything you would like to show your love for this pairing. It shall be the week of Sunday February 15 - Saturday February 21. The prompts for each day are:

February 15 - Day 1: Kissing

February 16 - Day 2: Lithuania’s Birthday

February 17 - Day 3: The Commonwealth

February 18 - Day 4: Tears

February 19 - Day 5: Awkward

February 20 - Day 6: Riding

February 21 - Day 7: Peace

The requirements are very simple:

  • Follow this blog for everything LietPol Week related. (You do not have to follow my main!)
  • Any type of creative outlet is allowed.
  • It can be as NSFW or SFW as you would like.
  • If you can only do art for a few or only one of the days, it’s okay! 
  • It doesn’t have to be romantic! It can just be friendship.
  • It also doesn’t have to be male Lithuania/male Poland. It can be male Lithuania/female Poland, female Lithuania/female Poland, nonbinary Lithuania/Poland, anything! As long as it contains LietPol, it’s good!
  • Background pairings are allowed but please keep Lithuania and Poland as the main focus.
  • Please tag your artwork with #lietpolweek so we can see it and reblog it!

Have fun!

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Nissan celebrates 1990 pole lap of Le Mans with retro livery for LM P1 car. Nissan has revealed the special livery that will feature on the No.21 Nissan GT-R LM NISMO at Le Mans in a fortnight’s time.  Twenty five years ago, at the peak of the Group C era, Mark Blundell put the Nissan R90CK on pole position with a 3:27.020 lap of the Le Mans circuit. The No.21 Nissan GT-R LM NISMO is Nissan’s third LM P1 car that will be raced by current Super GT Champion Tsugio Matsuda (JAP) and two winners of GT Academy, Lucas Ordonez (ESP) and Mark Shulzhitskiy (RUS). The No.24 Nissan R90CK (bottom pic) will also appear at Le Mans in a special parade to mark the anniversary of the pole lap, in the hands of the man who took it to the top of the tables 25 years ago, Mark Blundell

Happy Easter everyone!

Today is the day that we celebrate a pagan holiday that was taken and made christian (sounds perfect for certain individuals). Originally, it was a celebration of new life (the eggs) and the may poles were….uh…..a celebration of ….uhm….poles……..and ribbon. As for the cute little bunny, it was the March Hare and a symbol of fertility.
How does this all tie into christianity?
It doesn’t, but who cares? They took it anyways and made it into a celebration of Jesus’ crucifiction and resurection (which in itself mimics Odin’s hanging from a tree….Buddha also has a similar story. In fact, most religions follow this basic plot line.).
So, sit back and enjoy some marshmallow peeps and unwrap a chocolate bunny…..IT’S TIME FOR A SELF INDUCED SUGAR COMA!!!! YEE-HAW!!!!