celebrate the living

pepperywisdom  asked:

How many adorable children would Johnny & Peter have, and what would they name them? Also, if the kiddos had superpowers, what would they be?

I’m so attached to the idea of them having twins just so Peter can make really bad Parent Trap jokes about which one he’s going to get in the divorce. I think Peter’s ideal number of kids is probably like, two, but if the Fantastic Four have proven anything in the 2010s it’s that they’re not capable of NOT collecting eight million children so they probably end up with like five.

Peter’s a traditionalist when it comes to names – he’d want one of the kids to be May or Ben, or Mary after both their mothers. Johnny might be okay with Benjy because there’s a lot of Bens to celebrate in their lives. I feel like he’d definitely want to go Creative Celebrity Name on the kids, though. Multiple middle names. Tried to get Peter to agree to Rain Storm. (”It’s going to go down as Rain Storm-Parker and it’ll end up being JUST Rain Parker and are you really going to make a kid go through life named Rain Parker? Really?” “You’re not fun.”)

Have a wonderful Christmas!!!! Here’s my secret santa gift for @saintnightshade cuz I took part in the @pjosecretsanta2016 and it was heaps of fun!

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And Will, who had words for every occasion, opened his mouth and closed it on silence, and instead reached for her to pull her against him. Her wrap fell onto the stairs, but his arms were warm around her, and his mouth hot against hers as he slanted his head down to kiss her. He tasted like snowflakes and wine, like winter and Will and London.

                                                         december 25th, 1878                                                            

The sun
  • Chris: you know my dick has a lot in common with the sun
  • Victor: why? Because nobody likes to look directly at it?
  • Yuuri: because it gives people cancer?
  • Phichit: it rises at the crack of dawn?
  • Michele: it disappears at night?
  • Seung: direct exposure to it often leads to nasty sunburns?
  • Yurio: it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
  • Otabek: nobody will ever touch it?
  • Chris: gee thanks you guys! You're all such supportive friends!
  • Victor: we try
  • Everyone: *grunting in agreement*