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*Me to the sister when her baby was getting his various injections*

*Me* “So, you didn’t listen to all the autism stories, Jenny McCarthy and Hollywood celebrities?”

*my sister is a professional nurse*

*Her* “Of course I didn’t. Who would? Those people are God Damn mental. Babies get vaccinated. That’s how it is.”


*Her* “Um, who is this Jenny McCarthy person, anyway? A goth grunge singer you like?”

*Me* “I don’t think she sings, no.”