your fave is problematic: welcome to night vale episode 100
  • we don’t know how the proposal went
  • who proposed
  • who the fuck proposed 
  • was the whole town in on it
  • was it huge and romantic or small and sweet 
  • did Cecil cry
  • did Carlos cry 
  • HOW 
  • THE
  • FUCK
  • DID 
  • THE
  • GO
  • DOWN 

Cecil Baldwin Reading My Immortal

I feel like not enough people have had the pleasure of hearing Cecil calling Gerrard Way a, “Major Fucking Hottie.”

  • me: *loves the mystery surrounding the friendly desert community of night vale deeply and truly and will defend it to the grave*
  • also me for the past six years: but? what HAPPENED here??? what is going oN. how come it's so hard to leave night vale. why does cecil exist across multiple time lines. how does mortality work there. also ! ¿ what the fuck ¿ ?
Listeners, I do not know everything about Carlos, and he does not tell me everything. That is … okay. We are not one person. How lonely that would be! A couple who has made themselves one so completely, that they are once again alone. We are two people, separate. Unique. And joined only where we choose to join.
—  Cecil Palmer, Episode 55 - The University of What It Is, Welcome to Night Vale
(Can I just say how much I love Cecilos and how healthy their relationship is? Because I really love them.)

This week’s (canonically) Jewish character of the week is: Cecil Palmer

(There were rules to living in Night Vale: don’t acknowledge the angels, don’t go in the dog park. There were rules to being Jewish too, but those were of a nicer, more forgiving sort. Vague-yet-menacing government agencies had no opinion as to whether you mixed your textiles, or whether you ate shellfish.)