cecil ilu

Walking my dogs down the sidewalk in the middle of the afternoon, catching up on Night Vale and I stop dead

and start jumping up and down and squealing so loud my dogs get excited and start barking and I go

BIRDS MOTHERFUCKER

OH MY GOD HE’S DOING IT OH MY GOD REVOLUTION

And then I look up and one of the neighbors is fucking staring at me

everyone in this neighborhood thinks I’m nuts