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  • Bakugou:So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Izuku:Kacchan nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.
  • Bakugou:FLOOR IT?
  • Izuku:KACCHAN NO
  • Bakugou:HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Izuku:KACCHAN YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
  • Bakugou:I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Izuku:KACCHAN P L E A S E
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“At the end of it all, I’m there to take the statement from a hysterical prom queen, and then there’s Waverly. And whatever is happening in Purgatory - werewolves or zombies or whatever – keeps making no sense and it’s been driving me crazy all night but suddenly all of that goes silent. And all I can see is her face when she gives me a small wave and the way she looks at me with those eyes.“

  • All Might:I've never been on a Guys' Night Out before. Was that last bit supposed to happen?
  • Present Mic:What bit was that?
  • All Might:The bit where the bar was set on fire.
  • Aizawa:Not usually.

I so almost didn’t finish this in time but anyway, happy birthday @sciderman, I’ll leave the sin at the door