cd: fate

Monk-Bane

We are players in a magical tournament. The last event is a duel between three people.
Announcer: Welcome everyone! Now, some ground rules! Due to the unprecedented amount of lethal injury in the previous events, all sharp-edged weapons in the arena have been magically blunted!
DM (OOG): This means that all weapons now do bludgeoning damage.
Monk: You merely adopted the bludgeoning damage. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see a piercing damage until I was already a man.
*Monk immediately rolls three natural 20s on the first attack*