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everytime i see kris’ pictures

  • is he okay
  • maybe he’s ok
  • is he happy
  • maybe he is
  • what is doing now
  • maybe he’s out
  • is he sad
  • maybe he is
  • is he smiling
  • maybe he is
  • he’s probably walking right now
  • is he alone
  • i hope he’s not
  • he’s okay
  • is  he okay
  • i hope he’s okay

ugh, i miss you kris. ♡

if we wake up tomorrow and this thing were confirmed to be false, please someone take screenshot so we can laugh and cringe together because we’re so cheesy and yeah we sounded so cheesy like that.

if fans were to describe exo otps;
  • kaisoo:horny couple have sex in the most inappropriate places. kai groping kyungsoo most of the time
  • hunhan:innocent puppy love, always goes on a date. fluffy kawaii, rainbows cuteness, kwiyomi lol what am I saying
  • taoris:slightly gei, tao always dragging kris at the gucci shops, like most of the time. tao will be like "duizhang, buing buing~" then kris will be like, "fine"
  • sulay:not gei, they're the most normal couple. argument invalid.
  • xiuchen:/few fanfics/ or /none at all/ GUISE WRITE THEM A FIC!
  • -
  • baekyeol:OMG THE GEIEST, LIEK GEI IN CAPITAL LETTERS, IF YOU DON'T SHIP THEM YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME BEING AN EXOTIC, CHANYEOL DIED MULTIPLE TIMES STAPH. STAPH DON'T LEAK ANYMORE YOU GEI FAG, PUHLEASE CHANYEOL. LIEK THEY'RE THE ONLY COUPLE WHO HAS LOTS OF ANGST. STAAAAAAAAPH
a person can lie using his mouth but when you look at his eye, it contradicts the words that’s coming out of his mouth.
—  yesterday after watching suho’s winning speech @ mcountdown
  • what really happen
  • sm:okay we'll release a 4 second audio so the fans will go crazy!
  • sm:we have make it look like a leaked audio!
  • sm:then scare them that we'll delay the comeback if the spread it on the web
  • sm:then they'll beg us!
  • sm:we'll make them beg!
  • sm:we'll make them wait!
  • sm:which means, more people anticipating!
  • sm:we'll make them beg & until they cry blood!
  • sm:HAHAHHAHAHAH!
  • sm:we'll make them suffer!
  • Youngjae:almost half of the mv they beat me to death but-
  • Youngjae:but-
  • Youngjae:(●´∀`●)
  • Youngjae:ヽ(;▽;)ノ
  • Youngjae:(⌒▽⌒)☆
  • Youngjae:( ̄ー ̄)
  • Youngjae:(¬‿¬)
  • Youngjae:(ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧
  • Youngjae:I'm a cop, ʘ‿ʘ
I wished you ‘good night’ every night. I worry about your late night practice. I’m sad when I see your tired face because lack of sleep. I told you don’t work too hard for us. I beg you to get enough rest. But in reality you go on a date with a female idol on 2 in the morning. You looked tired because you spend your whole night with her. When you wished 'good night’ , I thought that it was meant for us. But it’s actually for her. You make us feel special when there’s only one special girl in your heart. I’m not mad because you dated, I’m mad because all the sweet things you said to us are all lies.
—  A Chinese fan posted this on Weibo