cb: justice league

Of the five heroes on this list, the one who came the closest to being a member of the Justice League was Batwoman, who seemed set to join the offshoot Justice League created by Green Lantern and Green Arrow (who wanted justice so badly that they kept screaming, “Justice!) in the miniseries Justice League: Cry for Justice.


However, she never actually joined the team and hasn’t joined a Justice League since, despite her being basically Batman, and Batman has been on roughly a dozen different Justice League teams in the years since Cry for Justice. In fact, while she has many of the same skills as Batman, Batwoman’s unique abilities are actually particularly distinct with the Justice League, as she is well-trained in military combat form her time in the United States Marines.

Spider-Man: Homecoming; 12 days

Thor: Ragnarok; 130 days

Justice League; 145 days

Black Panther; 236 days

New Mutants; 292 days

Avengers: Infinity War; 313 days

Deadpool 2; 341 days

Ant-Man and the Wasp; 376 days

Venom; 467 days

X-Men: Dark Phoenix; 495 days

Aquaman; 544 days

Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 599 days

Captain Marvel; 621 days

Shazam; 649 days

Untitled Avengers movie; 677 days

Justice League 2; 719 days

Untitled Spider-Man sequel; 739 days

Untitled DC movie; 859 days

Cyborg; 1013 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1041 days

Green Lantern Corps; 1125 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1139 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1230 days

“They are helpless (Chatroom)”

Long time no see :) What could be better than Justice League? Yes! that’s right. Justice League and HAMILTON :D

Enjoy… or not



Y/N has created a chatroom

Y/N has invited Bruce, Clark, Diana, Barry

Y/N: Hey guys

Clark: Hey

Diana: Hey sweet

Barry:… what’s your name man?

Bruce: oh no, not again

Y/N: ALENXADER HAMILTON

Bruce: Don’t start guys

Barry: We already starded Brucie

Diana: I don’t understand…

Clark: Hamilton? really?

Y/N: I love Hamilton

Barry: We love Hamilton

Bruce: We realized, so please, don’t start

Hal has joined the chat

Hal: There’s one thing I still don’t understand

Barry: What?

Hal: If we are at the same place, why we keep talking on this chat?

Clark: good question

Arthur has joined the chat 

Arthur: Y/N turn down the fucking volume of your music please. It’s too loud, I’m trying to rest

Hal: Talking about rest, man I can’t remember the last time I slept, I’m tired af

Barry: I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN A WEEK, I WAS WEAK, I WAS AWAKE…

Y/N: YOU NEVER SEEN A BASTARD ORPHAN MORE IN NEED OF A BREAK…

Bruce: Oh Jordan….

Diana: Did you have to say that?

Hal: What they’re doing?

Clark: Hamilton

Hal: Oh, I see

Arthur: I don’t deserve this, please stop

Oliver has joined the chat

Oliver: Y/N and Barry, please, take a break

Oliver has left the chat

BRUCE: I’LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS QUEEN

Y/N: TAKE A BREAK

Barry: I’M ON MY WAY

Y/N: THERE’S A LITTLE SURPRISE BEFORE THE SUPPER AND IT CANNOT WAIT

Barry: I’LL BE THERE IN JUST A MINUTE, SAVE MY PLATE

Arthur: That’s it, I’m out

Arthur has left the chat

Diana has added J'onn

Diana: Make them stop, please

Oliver has joined the chat

Oliver: He can’t help them, they are helpless  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oliver has left the chat

Bruce: NOW I’M GONNA KICK HIM IN THE BALLS

Bruce has left the chat

Y/N: LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND SKY IS THE LIMIT AND I’M…. HELPLESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Barry: DOWN FOR THE COUNT I’M DROWING IN EM…

J'onn: Are they singing Hamilton?

Clark: Yes

Diana: Yes 

J'onn: I like Hamilton 

Diana: PLEASE, DON’T START YOU TOO

J'onn: Don’t worry, I won't 

Dinah has joined the chat

Dinah: Why Bruce kicked Ollie in his privite parts?

Hal: Your husband sucks sometimes Dinah

Clark: He deserved

Y/N: Poor Ollie, he did nothing but encourage our craziness 

Barry: Indeed

Diana: You think that’s nothing?

Zatanna has joined the chat

Zatanna: Why is the music so loud?

Barry: Because it’s Hamilton

Y/N: That’s right 

Oliver has joined the chat

Oliver: They’re not throwing away their shot

Oliver has left the chat

Diana: YOU JUST GOT KICKED IN THE BALLS, WANNA GET KICKED IN THE FACE AS WELL?

Barry: I LOVE YOU OLLIE

Y/N: He’s just like his country: young, scrappy and hungry

Dinah: now I see…

Clark: I’m done with that craziness

Clark has left the chat

J'onn: Can somoene ban Oliver from this chat?

Hal: If Bruce kicked him he’s lucky to be alive right now

Y/N:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   

Barry:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   

Hal: … Oh wait! I Just realized what I did

Y/N: Look around my friends, look around

Barry: Y/N remind me what we’re looking for

Y/N: Barry, I’m lookin’ for a mind at work

Zatanna: You’re not helping Jordan

Hal: My bad

Oliver has joined the chat

Dinah: Oh no Ollie

Oliver: I have a question

J'onn: Don’t say

Oliver: I just wanna know how does a bastard…

Y/N: ORPHAN…

Barry: SON OF A WHORE…

Y/N: AND A SCOTSMAN…

Zatanna: BAN HIM FROM ENTERING THIS CHAT, PLEASE

Dinah: C'mon Oliver

Oliver: Okay, one last question

J'onn: NO

Diana: No

Hal: NO PLEASE

Oliver: what’s your name man?

Y/N: ALEXANDER HAMILTON

Barry: ALEXANDER HAMILTON

Oliver has left the chat

Zatanna: That’s it, I’m out

Zatanna has left the chat

Diana: WHERE’S MY SWORD? I’M GONNA KILL HIM

Diana has left the chat

Hal: I wanna see this

Hal has left the chat

Dinah: things gonna get ugly

Dinah has left the chat

J'onn: So…

Barry: …

Y/N:

J'onn: ?

Barry: ALEXANDER HAMILTON

Y/N: ALEXANDER HAMILTON

J'onn: Oh guys…

Themyscira, sex and love

Let’s talk about Themyscira and just how different  their society would be when it comes to sex and love

First of all as we saw there is no taboo on nudity. The naked body is not considered a big thing. Things like scars and skills in battle are quite considered a far sexier thing then nudity could ever be

Second it’s very likely that due to their immortality and isolation from the rest of the world long term romantic relationships live side with with polyamourous ones as well as casual sex

Which brings me to Diana….the only child on the entire island. Literally every single Amazon on the island would have known her since she was a tiny baby,.

Her fighting skills would be decades if not centuries behind the other Amazons, her skin would be flawless and barely have any scars on it and her muscles while adequate were nothing to really write home about. By the standards of Amazonian society she would probably be the least sexually attractive Amazon on the island. So imagine teenage Diana with her hormones raging, reading all night about the pleasure of the flesh and trying cringe worthy attempts to flirt with the other Amazonian warriors. And nothing works so frustrated she puts all her energy into her training until one day years later…she beats Antiope in a training match. The very same night she gets asked out by three Amazonians and suddenly Diana is finally the new hot thing in town and she is loving it

TL;DR: To the outside world Diana is the most attractive woman in the universe in Themyscira she was an awkward skinny nerd who couldn’t get laid for decades