Anders: “Daaaaddydaddydaaaaaaad dooodaddydaddad DEEEEEE-AAAhhhHhhhhhHHH-DEEEEE dad dad daddy-dad-dad-doo-dude DAAAADDY doodad doodaddy DOODA–
Techrat: “Can you please not sing for five seconds, Emmett?!”
Anders: “*wails*”
Techrat: “Anders…”

Anders: “I was singing you a song and you hate it and I don’t know why you cawed me Emmett and I want mommy!”
Techrat: “I’m sorry, Anderpants; I didn’t mean to snap at you.  I’m just extremely tired and have had a headache for three days now.”
Anders: “You don’t wuv me!”

Techrat: “That’s not true.  I love you very much, in fact.  You can sing your song for me now if you want.”
Anders: “Don’t wanna.”
Techrat: “I’m very sorry.  Can I give you a hug?”
Anders: “Yeah…”

Techrat: “I love you so much, Anders.”
Anders: “I wuv you, too, daddy.”

the signs as homestuck memes
  • aries:hussie kissing rufio
  • taurus:thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving but damn if it didnt just get solved
  • gemini:bees
  • cancer:2011
  • leo:cat puns
  • virgo:legendary piece of shit
  • libra:let me tell you about homestuck
  • scorpio:caw caw motherfucker
  • sagittarius:ppl who still say fuckass, jegus, and bucket jokes all the time
  • capricorn:march eridan
  • aquarius:homestuck anime
  • pisces:fish puns

lateforerebor asked:

Dorian/Inquisitor with 14. Nervous? :D

The small alcove Dorian had claimed for himself in the rotunda was awash with morning light. A warmth seeped in through the windows that betrayed the nip to the air outside. Dorian, himself, did not notice. Too busy pacing back and forth with an old book in his hands. With each move back and forth, he worried at his bottom lip, eyes darting up and down pages as he flipped quickly.

By some grace of the Maker, the place was quiet. Only the ruffle and occasional caw from the rookery above disturbed the quiet morning. A morning Dorian might normally enjoy and relish in, if not for the shake of his hands or the hitch in his normally easy step. But at least…


He froze, slamming the book shut with one hand as he whirled about. A few feet away stood the Inquisitor. A bright and shining smile on the elf’s lips. Dorian’s heart fluttered in his chest. With some effort, he mustered his most charming smile.

“Good morning, amatus.” Dorian slid the book behind his back, shuffling a few paces closer to the bookshelf to hastily hide his studies. “Was there something you needed?”

The Inquisitor canted his head, a small and lopsided smirk on his lips. Hands on his hips, he rocked back and forth a couple times, studying Dorian with his sharp gaze. Dorian’s mouth ran dry, his hands still shaking and he tried not to fidget with them. Maker-knew he had enough buckles on his favorite outfit to do so if he didn’t keep himself focused.

“Something’s different.”

The Inquisitor was always an observant one. An elf thing, perhaps. Regardless, Dorian refused to show his hand. He shrugged, trying to relax the fluttering throughout his body.

“Nonsense,” he added.


Damn him picking such an observant boyfriend.

“You look tense,” he observed. The Inquisitor’s gaze narrowed just slightly. “Nervous.”

Dorian’s breath caught in his throat when the Inquisitor stepped forward, taking his shaking hands in his own firm grasp. Dorian tensed his jaw, averting his gaze away.

“Tell me honestly, what’s bothering you?”

Dorian shook his head. “Nothing. Amatus, I’m fine.”

“Ma vhenan, I know you better than this.”

Extending one hand, the Inquisitor gently touched Dorian’s cheek. He flushed, ever so slightly, under the contact. But as he finally was made to lift his gaze, to look at his love, he did not have the heart to keep playing it all off. All at once, he deflated. The calm, cool, collected Tevinter act faded as he reached out and pulled the Inquisitor close to him at the waist.

“You know me too well. I’ve found I am… nervous at the thought of meeting Clan Lavellan.”

The Inquisitor began to chuckle, cupping Dorian’s cheek with an even more warm and mirthful gaze.

“Oh, ma vhenan, you have nothing to fear. They will love you.” He leaned in, providing Dorian with a quick and reassuring kiss. “Almost as much as I do.”

Garnet vs a spider
  • Steven:GARNEEET
  • Garnet:what is it steven
  • Steven:(points at a spider on the floor while crying from fear) SPIDER
  • Garnet:(sees spider)
  • Garnet:(summons gauntlets and makes them as huge as she did at the end of "Warp Tour")
  • Garnet:you come into MY house...and scare my baby...aND I SQUISH YOUR SKETCHY LIL 8-LEGGED ASS TO D E A T H
  • Garnet:Q U I E T P E A R L T H I S I S P E R S O N A L
some pretty. odd. things
  • the ‘here we come’ at the beginning of we’re so starving
  • kids laughing at the end of when the day met the night
  • caws throughout do you know what im seeing
  • the way brendon says ‘a ballet’ in piano knows something i dont know
  • folkin around sounds like a square dance song
  • brendon barely sings on behind the sea
  • u cant tell if its ‘innocence’ or ‘in a sense’ in shes a handsome woman
  • birds chirping at the end of do you know what im seeing
  • ryan singing on mad as rabbits
  • french horn on from a mountain in the middle of the cabins
  • crying on northern downpour

Finally I can reveal the first full pictures and information of my new project! 

It’s a semi-fantastic, roadless, wild and tropical world. It has no name yet, but sool I’ll choose one.

I’ve posted a thread on Modthesims with all the information about the theme, technical details, backstory, parts of the world, possible names and more pictures. So if you want to know more about it visit my thread on MTS: click here

If you have any idea or suggestion for the world, please leave me a comment or send me a message. I hope you like it and I’ll show you more things soon! :)

i can just imagine when bap finally has a comeback all of the bap fans r just gonna come back from the dead like some sort of signal like a giant CA-CAW sounds and they all just drop their groceries or exit their cars bc their bap senses r tingling