Why I like them: He’s?? Cave Johnson. He’s great. How do you not??
Why I don’t: Problematic asshole
Favorite line: "Why not marry safe science if you love it so much?"
Favorite outfit: 60s Cave, sideburns and a turtle neck, yo
OTP: Caveline of course
Brotp: Greg and Cave tbh
Head Canon: He’s not a big man on talk or romance, but if someone asks about Caroline, he could ramble on a little longer than usual about how great of a worker she is. Always ends it in “a great kid, she’s a great kid.”
Unpopular opinion: Hhhhh idk?? I see him as very loyal I guess
A wish: Make a prequel with more history on Caroline, Cave, and all of our problematic faves, Valve.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Don’t make combustible lemons, ya dingus
5 words to best describe them: Problematic, Handsome, Persausive, Charming, Ignorant
My nickname for them: Caveeeeeeeeeee