cause... corn

The signs as bad pick up lines

Aries: there is a party in my mouth and everyone is comming.

Taurus: did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Gemini: do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Cancer: my doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Leo: your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

Virgo: I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

Libra: are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Scorpio: if I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


Sagittarius: if you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Capricorn: my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.


Aquarius: I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Pisces: hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”

The Signs As Cheesy Pick Up Lines
  • Aries: I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • Taurus: Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • Gemini: Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • Cancer: Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
  • Leo: Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
  • Virgo: Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
  • Libra: Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
  • Scorpio: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Sagittarius: I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • Capricorn: They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
  • Aquarius: Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle'
  • Pisces: Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Cheesy Pickup Lines

Aries: Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes

Taurus: If you were a booger I’d pick you first

Gemini: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Cancer: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass

Leo: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

Virgo: You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry

Libra: Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more

Scorpio: Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Sagittarius: Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you

Capricorn: Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out

Aquarius: If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you

Pisces: If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber

“..Oh, goddammit..”

So much for his quick run to the store. When cops were running around and Beat could be heard yelling, the leader knew it was his cue to step in. 

‘Beat, what the hell did you do, this time?!’

He took off down the sidewalk, dodging other people as he kept his eyes on the red-head. If Beat could hopefully think enough, Corn hoped that the other Rudie would find somewhere to lay low so he could talk to him. 

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