cause you know that shit is gonna get real in season three

A Little Less Worse

Henry Bowers x reader


This fuckin’ sucks.

That’s all you could manage to think as you walked up to Derry High School.

This town sucks, this dinky little school sucks… That guy over there with the mullet looks like he really sucks. What the hell is he even doing?

You decided to get a little closer to take a better look.

“We know you’re sexually frustrated, Bowers, but that doesn’t mean you should take it out on us,” a small boy with a fanny pack all but screamed as the mullet boy pushed another kid with glasses onto the ground, earning an eruption of laughter from the three other guys.

“Hey, he kinda looks like a girl… An ugly girl,” the kid with glasses pointed at the lanky guy with dark, shoulder length hair, “Why don’t you go blow him and leave me the fuck alone?” The kid stood up bravely, but you could tell he was terrified of what mullet over there was gonna do to him for mouthing off.

He had a disgusting smirk on as he approached the boy and suddenly, you found you couldn’t fucking stand this guy.

“Hey, mullet!” You called out, causing him and everyone else in the near vicinity to stop whatever they were doing and stare at you. Everyone had a look of horror plastered on their faces as you took a few more steps forward. That is, except mullet guy and his friends. “They’re just kids,” you pointed out, motioning to the two boys he was about to beat the shit out of, “If you need a thrill, why don’t you take glasses’ advice.”

If everyone around wasn’t terrified for you already, they were now. No one had ever stood up to the Bowers Gang like that before.

“Ah, the new girl,” He smirked, walking closer to you, “I’m Henry. What’s your name, sweetheart?” His tone was sickeningly smooth, seasoned with the gross laughter of his dumbass friends behind him. You just glared at him with a raised brow, not being able to take him seriously.

“And why do you think I care what the fuck your name is,” you asked rhetorically. His smirk somehow got worse.

“Thought you’d wanna know whose name you’d be screaming later-“

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.”

The kid with glasses looked like he had just won the lottery as soon as the back of your hand landed on Henry’s cheek. You just smiled to yourself and walked to class.

As soon as you got to the classroom, you took a seat in the far back corner. No way in hell the teacher was gonna make you introduce yourself as the new kid in front of the whole class as far as you were concerned. You kept your gaze focused on the door, analyzing everyone that entered the classroom. They all looked relatively normal and uninteresting. Well, until Henry walked in.

This fuckin’ sucks.

You tried to look away as fast as possible, but he was one step ahead. His eyes locked on to you like a gun aiming for a target; which was exactly how he saw you.

“You gotta be fucking kidding me,” you said loud enough for him to hear as he took the open seat to your right, “What the fuck do you want, mullet?”

“To finish what you started,” he was smug and you hated it, “You left me real turned on out there-“

“I’ll slap you again,” you spat without hesitation.

“Only if it’s in bed,” he countered, giving you a wink.

“I’ll smother you with a pillow,” you retorted, getting more and more irritated

“Only if it’s with those pillows,” Henry wiggled his eyebrows as he glanced down at your chest.

“Oh my fucking god, I’m going to kill you,” he could hear the venom in your words, which just made him want more.

“Talking dirty to me at school?” Henry was enjoying every second of this, “Save some excitement for the bedroom, would ya?”

You had become so annoyed at this point that, without even thinking, you grabbed his shirt angrily and pulled him towards you. As much as you hated admitting it, the way he countered everything you said without that smirk faltering kinda turned you on as well. “Listen here, you motherfu-“

“Hands to yourself, please, miss (y/l/n),” the teacher walked into the room, already looking forward to the end of the year, “I know teen hormones ‘fly free’ over the summer, but you’re going to have to keep it to yourself in class.”

At that point, you calmly took your hands off Henry and straightened yourself in your seat, your eyes burning holes into the chalk board. You didn’t dare look at Henry after that. You could only imagine how much bigger the smirk was now. How he would be eyeing you, his expressions satisfied in all the right ways. Man, just thinking about it made your cheeks hot, which he was obviously was taking pleasure in.

“So… Miss (y/l/n)…” Henry leaned over, whispering slyly in your ear, “What time you wanna come over?”

“Gonna have to try harder than that,” you let yourself glance over at him, offering a small smirk, “Bowers.”


Part 2

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‘  plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over  ’
‘  you would not believe bill nye… if ten million Science Guys  ’
‘  the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting  ’
‘  why was shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful rufus wainwright ballad followed by a smash mouth/eddie murphy cover of i’m a believer and how can i thank them  ’
‘  i justify my impulses by the fact i’m going to be dead one day and none of it truly matters in the grant scheme of things it’s that “treat yo self” nihilism  ’
‘  all i do is listen to music really loudly while i walk in circles and daydream :/  ’
‘  but you are an entire universe and i am a bigger cooler universe where everyone skateboards  ’
‘  my insecurities have destroyed so many opportunities   ’
‘  maybe you and i exist together on a different wavelength than the rest of the world. perhaps, we are on a separate frequency.  ’
‘  will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking  ’
‘  ʸᵉᵃʰᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰ some fuckin physical affection  ’
‘  stop thinking about everything so much, you’re breaking your own heart.  ’
‘  concept: me traveling the world alone, figuring myself out, taking tons of cute aesthetic pictures, befriending kind strangers, drinking a cup of tea on a cute cafeteria, and trying out things for the first time.  ’
‘  holy shit thank god vine is gone like can you imagine all the vines about fidget spinners  ’
‘  me: reads the bad reviews of a book i didn’t like to seek validation  ’
‘  if you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an “uncharacteristic purchase”  ’
‘  i’m a dumbass and that’s just how it is  ’
‘  y'all actually seek validation from people that don’t give a fuck about ur feelings??? LMAO bitch me too why are we like this  ’
‘  special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on youtube  ’
‘  i am so gentle and kind hearted… and stupid  ’
‘  there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me  ’
‘  just letting everyone who’s ever told me a secret know that its safe with me (and my mom)  ’
‘  me n my eyebrows…………we been thru a lot  ’
‘  i wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something  ’
‘  all I want is vintage lingerie and good skin  ’
‘  nsfw: nobody’s safe from wonderwall  ’
‘  do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud  ’
‘  date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve  ’
‘  if you knew me in 7th grade i’m sorry  ’
‘  *cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*  ’
‘  anyone else feel like they’re inherently worth less than everyone else  ’
‘  be open with your love and loud with your laughter. life is so much brighter when lived genuinely.  ’
‘  i really wish i could get a refund for all the love i’ve wasted on people like! repay my emotional labour your bill is in the mail  ’
‘  i’m such a tease. i’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.  ’
‘  i’m crying my best  ’
‘  i want to be known as someone who’s full of love and radiates light  ’
‘  i’m in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”  ’
‘  how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit  ’
‘  some kid just skateboarded down my street crying  ’
‘  do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know.  ’
‘  which of the three pillars of modern music is your favourite, burnin’ up by the jonas brothers, beautiful soul by jesse mccartney or lucky by britney spears  ’
‘  i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself  ’
‘  there is no doubt in my mind i’m really that bitch  ’
‘  after you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death.  ’
‘  why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable  ’
‘  hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon  ’
‘  remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life  ’
‘  is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?  ’
‘  mATH, deATH – wake up america  ’
‘  does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating  ’
‘  time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day  ’
‘  roses are red, i’m going to bed  ’
‘  u know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. and ur entire life. everything is awful bc my hair is greasy  ’
‘  i’m just so glad the word “ugh” was invented  ’
‘  just another day of loving with all my heart and believing in the universe  ’
‘  you know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm? that’s how I want to feel always  ’
‘  come into bed and listen to the rain with me  ’
‘  people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel,   ’
‘  can someone please be proud of me like fuck i’m trying  ’
‘  concept: a really nice Italian restaurant but it’s spelled “spagooter” on the menu and the waiters won’t take your order unless you pronounce it like that  ’
‘  just found out neanderthal passed on the dna for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day   ’
‘  i want kids but i’m scared they’ll blame me if they’re ugly  ’
‘  does anyone have any tips for not thinking about it  ’
‘  “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better  ’
‘  i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it  ’
‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep  ’
‘  i’m alive out of spite  ’
‘  not to vent but: fuck  ’
‘  i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot  ’
‘  can’t wait to be balls deep in love  ’
‘  why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop  ’
‘  i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”  ’
‘  *adjusts my tinfoil hat* y’all are crazy  ’
‘  do raccoons have people hands or do we have raccoon hands?  ’
‘  mark your territory by crying on things  ’
‘  any size titty is lit  ’
‘  love lemon trees! i too am bitter but growing  ’
‘  my only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. no mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. no ones presence is gonna be as reassuring  ’
‘  me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly  ’
‘  the box says “four servings” but my heart says one  ’
‘  the lengths i would go to to both get attention and avoid it….astounding  ’
‘  i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed  ’
‘  young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care  ’
‘  I just want to help out all the people with no money but i am people with no money  ’
‘  bricks are just domesticated rocks  ’
‘  being nice is so easy just do it  ’
‘  lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time  ’
‘  classes are like a high level dora the explorer episode. person up front asks a question, stares at you blankly for a few seconds, and then answers their own question.  ’
‘  the average orgasm is 7 seconds. keeping a feral hog in your basement lasts for 5-16 years depending on your ability to care for it. the decision should be clear  ’
‘  will i ever have my shit together  ’
‘  i live in a time where a major selling point for food is that it uses “real” ingredients.  ’
‘  “what the fuck” is an emotion now and its the only one i have  ’
‘  it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha  ’
‘  every hard day you make it through makes you one day closer to stranger things season 2  ’
‘  assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student i.d. number  ’
‘  i feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the year of luigi ended  ’
‘  um that’s u’re* not ur  ’
‘  i wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.  ’
‘  i have nothing to say but will i shut up? No  ’
‘  i cannot believe another week is like beginning we just finished one  ’

Built To Fall.

A/n: You wanna know how long it took me to get this out? Ask God. But, there will also be future chapters of this because I love a good plot build up. Especially for Franky boy. This is for you @atari-writes, get ready for the next chapter, cus I’ve lost all control.

Summary: (Au. Set post season 2) A glimpse into “domestic life” with Frank. He’s still feeling the after shocks of losing his family, and that’s gonna make anyone a bit…reluctant. Or maybe reckless is a better word? OR How Frank Castle let go of the past.

Based on this song!

Word Count: 2.5k

Pairing: Frank Castle x Reader

Rating: M

Warnings: Cursing, talk of sex, Frank is his own warning, blood. (Smut, ANGST in future chapters…like next chapter lmao)

Originally posted by unchartedghoul

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And if the world don’t break

I’ll be shaking it,

Cause’ I’m a young man after all!

And when the seasons change

will you stand by me? 

Cause’ I’m young man built to fall!

When you and Frank first had sex he cried. He’d had one of your legs thrown over his shoulder, and you had finished five, six, seven thrust ago, but he was still there. Going through the motions, chasing his own, and God just has a thing for flipping the switch, because the next thing you know Franks kissing your leg and moaning a name that’s definitely not yours.

I want you to tell me, right now, what the hell you’re supposed to do when you’ve got your fucking legs over a guy’s shoulders, and he’s still inside you, when he says another woman’s name, opens his eyes, sees who you are, and cries.

Here’s what you did. “Did you cum?”

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A: Good … thank you !! Though THIS traffic …. #shame

Q: How many days till you are able to go home?
A: Just a bit over a month … counting down the days !!! #summerfun

Q: #AskClaire are you watching anything good? Binge worthy? 
A: Did someone say @SHO_TwinPeaks

Q: Where’s Eddie while you’re away? You must miss him! 
A: I do miss HER … (i won’t let her know you made that mistake !!) She’s waiting in Scotland for some SA treats !!

Q: You gonna be long? #onbehalfofmycompadres 
A: If I said another hour …. would you a) cry b) explode c) just go home ..????

Q: What do you consider to be your best scene from Season 3?
A: 🌴…. that’s a clue !!!

Q: What book are you currently reading? #AskClaire #Outlander
A: Mirror, Shoulder, Signal …or is it Mirror, Signal, Shoulder … anyway .. It’s GOOD.

Q: Will you get time off this summer before Season 4 filming begins?
A: Well I’d better … I hear people might want us to promote it #AskClaire

Q: What’s been your favorite thing you’ve learned since coming to South Africa to film? #AskClaire #Outlander
A: People’s incredible capacity to forgive and heal … and that it’s a process … LOVE SA ❤

Q: When will you come to France ? #AskClaire 
A: Soon, I hope !!

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Stranger Things Season 2 Trailer Shot by Shot Rundown Pt 2

  A week late but here you go (the first run down can be found here)

disclaimer: i own nothing, all shots and scenes depicted belong to Netflix

it should also be noted that these are just MY theories and opinions. I am by no means an expert, and you are absolutely entitled to your own thoughts and theories.

without further adieu here we go-


MY BABY IM SO READY FOR YOUR RETURN

as long as she has her eggos and is safe that’s all that matters :’)

i hope shes warm enough

that person is me running away from all the shit that’s about to hit the fan

so i’m assuming this season is really going to focus on the lines between dimensions blurring around Halloween thus why Will is struggling so hard rn yada yada yada nothing new

i want to know why this monster is just now on the radar you know? like while Will was in the Upside Down did he know about THIS thing or just the demagorgan

dang i guess trick or treat is ruined then?

yyyyyyiiiiiiIIIIIIIKKKKKKEEEEESSSS i CANT EVEN TELL WHERE ITS HEAD IS WTF IS THIS THING

??? where are they? and who is that random man with them? it kind of looks like a lab or some place underground. also i’m screaming bc 

NOTE: their outfits here are different from the ones they’re wearing in the shot of them staring at the wall i love detective legends WHO GO OFF AND RESEARCH THE SUPERNATURAL by themselves how interesting 

no really who is this guy and who is he keeping tabs on (see: the white note cards to the left)

WHO YOU GONNA CALL (i made this joke in my last rundown i’m sorry i’m so lame)

i think i mentioned this in the last run down, but even though i’m not a huge fan of Steve atm, i’m intrigued by this dynamic of him and the kids they’re going to be doing

does every small town in tv shows have a lookout point where the core group congregates to see shit go down?

this is such cool cinematography if they did, in fact, make one side of the road green and the other dying on purpose

i’m ALSO SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS FRIENDSHIP DYNAMIC THIS SEASON (just bc Will was MIA last season, we didn’t really get to see much about his relationship with the other three aside from how much they wanted him back, and towards the very end of the final episode)

ok even though this new monster is creepy as hell and i’m so upset will has to suffer again this season……….this kid is a hella talented artist way to go Will you’re doing great

omg please stop hurting mah boy…but also wtf why do I have to deal with another slow burn ship this season screw this

…….you……..you’re to blame

who are you and what are those glowing light cylinders doing in front of you

NOTE: i actually think this is Hop in the same scene as a clip you will see later in the trailer…you can look there to see my theory on why he is doing this stay tuned

pictures???? of what I can’t tell. why are they showing these to him while hes in the hospital? (peep the gown)

someone help this kid pls

are they at an ER or a police station?

big mood Joyce (ugh I hate how she has to suffer through this again just let the Byers live please)

can’t even tell whats going on here other then the fact that it looks like the upside down next slide

what are all these wires yikes

this doctor seems like (based on what I saw this trailer especially) he’s going to become a new reoccurring character…interesting…he better not back stab any of my children or i will stab him in his back

DONT BE SAD MIKE SHES ON HER WAY BACK TO YOU 

oh my god a conversation between Will and Mike where Mike fills him in and tries to explain his feelings for Eleven HERE FOR IT PLEASE LORD

RUN MY CHILD FLEE I WOULD PROTECT YOU IF I COULD

I REALLY HOPE SHES OKAY OH LORD

MIND POWERS ARE BACK OH HELL YEAH

ummm…??????? first of all whose house is this, I dont reconize it and second of all…

why does she look so angry now i’m kind fo concerned WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?

halloween dance maybe? i’m just confused as to why people are at the school in the middle of the night, i think this is mainly wishful reaching on my part

what’s interesting to me about this shot is not even so much the drawing (which i discussed in my last rundown), but the fact that Joyce has the phone next to her again? last season she had it in hopes of communicating with Will, which causes me to question who she is waiting for this time?

a portal i’m guessing?

NOTE: I think that Steve and Dustin are going to be the main friendship focus out of the kids and Steve. i think it’s going to be Will off having problems of his own, Mike with Eleven when she comes back sorting things out, and Max and Lucas…which i’m guessing is going to be the love interest for max they’ve been hinting at and if any of the crazies out there start trying to SHIP Dustin and Steve I will come for your throats

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus please mAKE THIS STOP

IT LOOKS LIKE LITERALLY ALL OF THEM ARE CONGREGATED WHY AM I LIVING FOR THIS

nope ignore, next

IGNOREING THE FACT THAT THIS LOOKS LIKE A PARALLEL TO HOP WHEN HE LOST HIS DAUGHTER. NEXT

how many dang trips is Hop taking to the Upside down this season?

edit: see further down for the theory

see: my last statement 

who are you odd doctor man?

well he kind of looks as out of the loop as the rest of us so i think we can trust him…for now…

*heavy labored breathing*

oh boy…

excuse me while i scream until my lungs concave (OK BUT THE BED ROOM SHARING TROUPE PARALLEL??? CANT I JUST CATCH MY BREATH FOR FIVE SECONDS BEFORE BEING ATTACKED AGAIN?? okay but it kind of looks like theyre in a hotel???? why????????????)

Holes (2003) that should be Hopper behind her

this scene was in the Comicon trailer and it doesn’t concern me any less now 

me too steve…me too…

…will the real Karate Kid please stand up

actually, the more i think about it, the more i’m thinking Hop making all these weird trips to the Upside Down has to do with that deal he made with the scientists last season…like his end of the bargain was basically doing all the dangerous dirty work everyone else is too afraid to do 

that or he’s being sent to locate Eleven but I’m choosing to ignore this theory

YIKES (Part 18937487002)

lowkey think this is going to be that weird pet thing Dustin eventually gets but watch me be wrong

classic Samwise Gamgee

nothing but respect for my sons (if their love triangle causes any sort of animosity between these two this season I’m burning something)

i reeeeeeeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyyyyyy want to like Max this season and I hope shes more like cool and reserved and not annoyingly angsty and rude like so many tv franchises like to paint preteen girls. but Stranger Things has not failed me yet so I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt

interesting that Will and Mike aren’t there doing whatever the heck they’re doing, but Steve and Max are? idk if it means anything, it’s just interesting. makes me wonder if Will and Mike are going to be off figuring out whats happening to Will, while these four focus on something else? but what?

Dustin is ready to throw down (I think that this has to do with his “pet” they’ve been teasing this season. like idk maybe he’s trying to tame it or something)

everyone in this show is about to be in the best damn shape of their lives with all the running they seem to be doing my god

oh my god??? so it looks like they’re sterilizing him for something, but Hop looks like he’s in pain so I’m completely against whatever the hell is going on in this scene

NOTE: this is probably in reference to him paying off his end of the bargain with the lab

can this monster just calm tf down and give these mf kids a chance to take a BREAT?????????????? LEAVE

this whole trailer consisted of horrified looks, people in pain, and running

so maybe Hop is being used to test weapons for the labroatory on the monsters in the Upside Down? and that was the deal he made?

the amount of panic and seeming lack of experience these people working at the lab have expressed on multiple occasions makes me doubt their credibility as scientists to begin with

she looks terrified and sweaty this is not a good combination (also did you know that Nancy Wheeler could run me over with an 18 wheeler and I would say “thank you”?)

that looks like Nancy’s gun so looks like the core group is getting ready to rumble 

can’t tell if he looks suspicious, seductive, confused, or constipated in this shot so MOVING ON

??????????????? who tf are you? (based on the pictures on the walls, he’s in the Byers house?)

anD HES PUNCHING JONATHAN BYERS ABORT ABORT THIS JUST TOOK A TURN I THINK TF NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH

I don’t think I’ve ever hated an idea more than the idea of my bois going into the upside down themselves no thanks

does anyone know this guys name? i can’t keep calling him Samwise

wiLLIAM PLEASE NO

a raid of sorts? but on what because this doesn’t look like the upside down so…the real world?

again with these inexperienced scientists working on what is apparently a very important government project. this staff need to be reevaluated

*Teenager by My Chemical Romance plays in the distance*

(the relevance behind this shot makes me curious, because from what i can tell which obviously isn’t a lot with the mask and such, its not anyone we know yet…and it’s just a bunch of teenagers sooooo)

i think it should be noted that Dustin is wearing the same outfit and headset from that scene from the previous trailer where he’s screaming “ABORT ABORT” so my guess is we are just going to have one episode where the kids venture into the Upside Down for a mission of their own (in which they ALL better return safely or I will be making some calls)

i’m confused now, because previous to this, it looked like Dustin was outside with the headset kind of running point, but here it looks like he’s in there with them??? idek anymore

i’m so sosososoososososososo really for this show down scene

HELL YEAH

this pretty much confirms for me my theory on how the love triangle pans out (Lucas and Max end up together) 

*sigh* at this point, i’m officially worried for every single one of the main characters 

LOOKS LIKE JOHNNYBOY HIT BACK(look at that bloody nose) OOooOOooOOOOOoO (also i can’t wait to hate you whoever you are we’re just going to call you Crusty for now)

hmmm….this is the same van that those teenagers in masks were getting out of a few scenes back…interesting

WHO ARE ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE

she literally looks so angry this trailer oh man…though this one she also looks more…upset maybe?

correct me if i’m wrong but is that not the woman who we’re pretty sure is Eleven’s mom? the distortion around the camera also kind of makes it look like a vision/ flashback, so this could possibly be something Eleven is seeing and explain why she’s so upset?

this looks like the same scene where she’s yelling and looking pretty mad. also noted: this is the same outfit she’s wearing when she appears in that unknown door way looking so angry 

NOTE: i’m also confused about her hair? like yes, i know they let Millie grow her hair out this season, but in a recently released short clip where Eleven busts out of the wall into the middle school, her hair is still buzzed. so does this suggest a time jump? if so, how much time has passed? does this also suggest that she came through the upside down a while back and has been living on her own long enough for her hair to get THAT long? which would mean she didn’t go to Mike or the others for help, she just has been roaming around doing whatever it is they’ll have her doing…

solidifies my belief that Dustin and Steve will be the main friendship they will be pushing this season 

NOTE: ….??? why does Dustin have flowers? i lowkey think Dustin is going to awkwardly go to Steve as like a big brother figure to give him advice on his crush on Max

eternal mood

oh okay wow…so this is actually right before all the shit with the kids going into the upside down all happens (Dustin’s shirt and headset)

all of these scenes with the same outfits makes me wonder how long of a time period this season spans over…honestly my guess would be like three days

lol why does Steve seem so confused by the contents of his own trunk

NOTE: whoa whoa whoa this just went from day to night…so the whole “do you still have the bat” scene is different from Steve actually removing the bat from his car

why does Steve have the bat to begin with? I thought it was Jonathan’s?

i’m betting said shit just officially went down

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M REALLY NOT READY GUYS THIS SEASON IS GOING TO SHAKE US ALL TO OUR CORES 

QUESTION: is there anything you guys want me to do when the episodes are released? maybe like an episode rundown w/ my thoughts and opinions? idek leave a comment if you reblog and have an idea

AND THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 3K YOU ALL ROCK MY SOCKS OFF LOVE YOU ALL 

anonymous asked:

Prompt if you're taking them: Mike finds out that during a boozey weekend in Vegas Ginny gets his number tattooed and now I he really needs to see it.

oh that’s too good!! too too good!!! I tweaked this just slightly for the ~slow burn~ but oh god i love the idea of Mike being a total shit trying to wheedle info from a slightly surly Ginny.


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Before exiting her dressing room, Ginny poked her head out the door and looked both ways, feeling like a little kid again, waiting to cross the street. Only, the danger here wasn’t some inattentive driver about to mow her down. In fact, she would welcome some negligent, self-centered behavior right now. It sure as hell beat what was actually happening.

Sighing in relief at the empty hallway, Ginny ducked back into her room, snagged her tablet and headphones, and snuck out the door.

That’s what she’d been reduced to. Peeking around corners and creeping through the clubhouse like some kind of criminal. If this kept up, Ginny was pretty sure she was well on her way to be the youngest, healthiest woman to die of a heart attack. She’d become a paranoid mess, constantly looking over her shoulder, waiting for the inevitable moment when—

“Just a hint, Baker.”

That

Ginny managed not to jump out of her skin this time, but she did whirl on the source of her constantly suspicious state. 

“Christ, Lawson. Wear a bell or something,” she complained, pushing past six feet of solid major league catcher. She strode down the hall, ignoring her bearded shadow in favor of nodding to her other teammates. He was pretty hard to ignore, especially considering the way their teammates didn’t. They’d flick him curious looks, which, at first, Ginny thought meant they were in the dark, wanting to know why the hell he’d been hounding her lately. 

She kept thinking that right up until Stubbs asked him, “You find out what it is yet?”

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Times Cartman wasn’t a dick/a Softer side to the Fat Boy Part 1

Disclaimer which probably no one cares about but me
SP belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker and I guess Comedy Central but who cares about them?

Credit for finding these moments go to the shipping blogs like fairyetc/yummykyman/2originalcents/sp gif tumblrs/a stanman blog/ the show
Transcript website used for dialogue
Images found from fanpop/springfield.springfield.co.uk/giphy.com

Months ago I had the idea to list all of Cartmans good deeds since there’s already one for his bad deeds.  Needless to say I was a lazy bitch and it didn’t happen. UNTIL NOW.  I figure it’s a good time to do it since I really didn’t care for Cartman in the first two episodes of this new season it was so bad with the first episode I felt like crying.  I was one of the few that didn’t want the old EVIL Cartman back at least not that way I wanted season early season Cartman to return.

Now yeah I know he’s an asshole and evil and a shit but he /isn’t always that way sometimes he has a heart and maybe it will grow three sizes one day.

A list of Cartman showing he isn’t always a douche

Season 1

Big Gay Al’s Boat Ride

Stan: But it was here. It was all right here. There- there was a techno dance club.
Cartman: Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, alright, seriously. I’m worried about you man. 

Pinkeye

Stan: Oh man, I can’t believe he’s gone.
Kyle: Yeah, he was too young to be taken from us.
Stan: Dude, you’re the one who cut him in half with a chain saw.
Cartman: Let, let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that (Begins to sob uncontrollably.)

Season 3

Jakovasrus

(This guy was annoying as shit I couldn’t stand him)

Cartman rushes down the steps and runs alongside the plane. No! Jakov, don’t go!
Jakov from his window: Hi, Eric! Okay, bye, then!.. [the plane takes off.}

Cartman: [speaks in a quiet sad voice] Come… back.

Everyone wants to get ice cream

Cartman: No. That’s okay. I’ll see you guys.

(He really loved that annoying creature and anyone who lost a pet or best friend  knows how painful the poor kid must have felt)

Cat Orgy

(This is my favorite Cartman bratty but empathic )

(Shows compassion for Shelly despite her beating him up through the entire episode. Does not approve of he guy she’s dating.)

Shelly: [appears at the door] Hey, Skyler.

Cartman: You know this guy?
Shelly: He’s my boyfriend! [Cartman studies him]

Cartman: Christ, he’s like 50 years old!
Shelly: He’s 22! [Cartman studies him some more]
Cartman: Dude, that’s not cool.


later

Cartman is thrilled that he has blackmail on Shelly having a boyfriend over but sees her cries and actually consoles her.



Cartman: Well, Shelly, he’s 22. What, what were you doing with him anyway?
Shelly: Nobody my age would go out with me ‘cause I’m too ugly.
Cartman: You’re not ugly.
Shelly: You don’t think so?
Cartman: Well, you’re pretty ugly, but, you don’t have to be dating 22-year olds. I mean, what kind of scumbag asshole dates 12-year old girls?
Shelly: You’re right! He is a scumbag! I wish I could get him back! I just don’t know how.
Cartman: Weh-hull, I could ask Artemus Clyde Frog. He would know.
(SWEET MOMENT)

Shelly: Really? You would do that?

Cartman: Just let me get my cowboy hat.

(Shelly and Cartman  even share a cute  dance at the end of the episode.)

Season 4

Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime

Cartman:Romper?

Cartman:You… well… I know you don’t think you’ve… ever been anybody’s friend, but, well, you’re a friend to me.


(Then later in the end Cartman visits him and brings him Disney world which he someone stuffed in his ass??)

Chinpokomon

(My favorite moment of him showing concern for Kenny thanks to the fandom for showing this moment elsewhere I love it)
[Bus Stop, next day. The four boys are waiting. The rats return and crawl all over Kenny]
Cartman: Nnno! Get off, you stupid rats! He’s not dead yet!

Real friends brush rats off of your dead body

Season 5

Kenny Dies

Kyle: Cartman. [pause] Kenny’s in the hospital.


Cartman: [shock and distress flashes across his face] In the …hospital? Why?
Kyle: They told us he has a m-muscular disease. An and, that …and that he, he might die.

Cartman: [more worried] Die? Kenny?

(Tell me he’s faking that face he’s crushed here)

Later

Cartman: [with emotion in his voice] …You know, it’s funny, Kenny. Stan and Kyle have always been sort of two best friends, you know, and… well I- I don’t know if I ever told you this, Kenny, but um… I kind of always thought you were my best f-friend. I don’t know.

Kenny: (Eric, well you’re my best friend, too.)
Nurse: [opens the door and looks in] Okay, we’re gonna need to get Kenny some time to sleep now.
Cartman: Don’t you worry, Kenny. I I’m gonna find a cure for you. Everything’s gonna be okay! 

Hospital corridor, Hell’s Pass Hospital. Cartman appears outside the door with a long face, chokes up, and faces the wall to cry. Kyle shows up and he promise to find a cure.

(It’s debated if he ever gave a shit about Kenny but that grief stricken face, is the same face he had when Chef was leaving so I think he gave some shits)

(I’m gonna end part 1 here I thought about doing every nice moment I could find in one post but was like nah this post is getting long so I’m gonna break it into four parts)

anonymous asked:

you said there was a similarity between clarke and bellamy in 4x01, but i couldnt see it. what do you mean by that?

i don’t think you’ll ever know how glad i am that you didn’t say ‘parallel’. i am a film student and i am so sick of that word lol (thx fandom). this might just be me but i personally think it’s not a particularly productive way to call everything a parallel. there is quite a difference between having a similar scene and an actual parallel that you will immediately catch. i feel that most people in this fandom don’t seem to understand the difference since they keep using that term in cases in which it should not be used. so yea, kudos to you for not going with that one. either way though. yes, i did say that there are obvious similarities (or at least that’s how i look at them) in how the writers decided to deal with bellamy’s and clarke’s respective individual arcs and how they managed to fuse them together by the end of the episode, and i’m gonna stand by that interpretation for now, because it makes the most sense to me.

(i dont have much time so i’mma have to keep this short)

i found 4x01 to be fascinating on many levels, from the intense focus on interpersonal relationships to the political/universal conflicts/issues. we get a lot of information in this ep alone and it’s all bewildering as much as it is exciting, because shit is gonna hit the fan real fucking fast. what caught my attention regarding bellamy and clarke though is this: you have an interplay between the visual, emotional camerawork and the written, intellectual narrative (text) that creates an expression of continuation within their personal relationship.

let’s start with the obvious: both characters deal with their dead loved ones in this episode (lexa and gina).

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Snow war

Request ; -

Pairings ; Sirius Black x Reader

Warnings ; My english, i kinda doing the imagine thing to improve them. Language, yeah.. i quess it’s a bit crappy cause I’m not writing regularly and it’s not in my first language so yeah. The photo it’s not mine so all credits go to it’s original owner.

A/N ; If you find mistakes, feel free to correct me because you’re learning from your mistakes and i want to improve my english because they suck.Also i know thath thing like laptop and shows didn’t even exist on Marauders time but lets pretend for the imagine’s sake 

Word Count ; 853



You were a muggle born and you knew that you’re going to stay at Hogwarts over Christmas with your boyfriend Sirius you told your parents to send you your laptop which was full with your favorites shows.

It was the second day of holidays and you just wanted to lie in your bed and do absolutely nothing. But padfoot had other plans for you two. 

“C’mon Y/N I let you watched 4 fucking seasons yesterday can’t you just give me the attention I need today? Please, babe.” he started telling you for like fifth time to get your cute butt out of bed and to do something with him.

“Sirius just come and see supernatural with me I have to finish it before the holiday ends.” you were begging him to see your favorite show together but he was such a pain in the ass.

“No! No! No, I’m not watching another scene of this crap ever again. C’mon get up you’ve been watching it all day yesterday and I’m asking just five minutes please.” god he was so cute when he wanted your attention that bad. And he was the reason that you stayed at school so you got up doing him this favor.

You gone for breakfast with him and sat next to his extremely idiotic friend James and across from his wonderful one Remus. You actually wondering how Remus was friends with those two arseholes but after a while you understood that his the same shit when he’s with them and it was extremely hilarious when you were thinking what a jerk he could be.

“Oh my sweet little Y/N decided to leave her dorm and laptop, to be a part of her actual social life.” 

“Stop questioning my life choices Jamie. Or i’m gonna avada kedavra you.”

“Oh men you know she will do it.” Remus told him and then you starting laughing all together.

There weren’t a lot of kids who stayed in Hogwarts so you kinda had the whole castle for yourselves. You were sure that the boys had already some pranks up to their sleeves. But they were for later on holidays. You went out in the snow and start heading to the black lake when you felt something cold on you back.

You turned behind and you saw Sirius smirking with another snowball on his hand ready to throw it to you. 

“Don’t you dare Black.” you screamed to him while you started running to find a place to hide from him. Remus and James of course were with Sirius’ side so they started throwing snowballs to you as well.

“Well if you’re gonna be three against one let’s do it right. Let’s build snow castles and see who’s gonna win you idjits.” 

When they heard for the snow castle they immediately stopped. When you saw them leaving to find a place for their castle you fell down and done a snow angel because you are a five year old kid.

You saw that the boys had already started to do their snow balls, but, they were so stupid that they were doing them with their hands. You pull out your wand and with a flick you build a real big castle and about one hundred snow balls. Oh god they’re going to lose and they won’t know how.

“Time is up boys.” You literally screamed to them and it was so fascinating to see their faces when they faced your magnificent white snow-castle. You build two canons to throw your balls instead of you and sat back with your arm crossed. It was hilarious to see three gigantic boys to try and avoid snow balls while on the same time they were trying to hit you with their own. Unfortunately they missed every single one of them.

“Okay, Y/N you fucking won. Stop now because we’re going to get sick.”

You knew that Remus was right so you stopped you canons and destroy you little snow castle with a sad puppy face.

The four of you began to walk back in the heat of the castle. You changed clothes and then you sat down in the Gryffindor common room in front of the fire place with hot chocolates on your hands.

“Snow war had so much fun we have to do it again soon.”

“Forget it.” Told you the three of them in a harmony.

You sat there for a while talking about a lot of things, from school subjects , to their pranks, to your music tastes and then the conversation ended up once again about you shows. The boys were making fun of you because you watched so many series and you actually were obsessed but you didn’t give them any attention. You lied on Sirius chest and heard his steady heart beat while he was petting with your hair.

“Babe, wanna go upstairs and cuddle?”

“Yes, please.”

He took you on his arms and carried you to your dorm. You lied on your bed and stayed hugged for a while.

“Wanna watch a movie, love?”

“I thought you’d never ask.”


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Fuck This Shit Eddie/Richie

Hey, this is my first Reddie fic! Please let me know what you think! : )

Eddie knew this was a bad idea.

He wanted to scream at all the teens grossly pushing into each other as the music blasted throughout each room. So many germs, so many diseases, and too many drunk kids. Going to a high school party was not something he usually did on a Saturday night. No, he would rather watch movies with Bill and the losers. Heck, he would rather hear Ricky go on and on about fucking his mom rather than be here. Yet, here he was. Bill had persuaded Eddie to come.

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anonymous asked:

Disclaimer: I get very long and rambly when I’m excited, also I have no impulse control and your Merpeople AU is so interesting and I’d like to scream praises for it from your inbox? Because I was thinking about how the whole ordeal of Sid no longer able to go under the mer-radar and how that could be resolved and like. I’m thinking that the sea witch Sidney bribed to cloak him and sneak him out of the ocean was more of a “cool grandma” type than an “ursula” type, and (kind of taking from a

blurb you wrote about the fantasy version of the AU) gave him a shell he could use to contact her in case he ran into any trouble with the magic. So, he calls her, because he has no other options for resolution, not to mention, the season’s gonna end pretty soon and if he goes back to Cole Harbour, he knows the ocean will find a way to take him back. She does her best to calm him down, and tells him that she has everything she would need to cast the cloaking spell on him again, but he’d have to be with her when she casts it. And she lives in one of the twenty thousand leagues under the sea. So that’s a problem. 

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Mock Trail

Nothing was better than a quiet Saturday afternoon wasted by watching  Netflix with freshly made popcorn on your lap. My head was leaning on Itachi’s chest and damn was I glad he was wasting his Saturday the same way as I did. I snuggled closer to him. Damn, I wished time could stop for a second.


“Bye guys, see ya tonight-”


“Hold up” I felt Itachi push me away. Damn it, I jinxed the moment!


“Where are you going?”


Izuna looked at me before looking back at Itachi.


“Tennis court…” He said.


“And you are taking my car?” Itachi stated, seeing his car keys in Izuna’s hand.


“Yes, but you said as long as mine is in the garage, I could use yours” Izuna looked a bit annoyed by whatever Itachi was trying to get to.


“I did, but I expect you to be respectful towards my stuff and careful” Itachi stood up from the couch and I felt like I needed to keep my guard up and jump in when they would rip each other’s clothes off, but thinking of that idea actually sounded more interesting than watching Orange is the New Black for the fourth time.


“Wow, wow, wow…I am” Izuna said, resting one hand on his hip. OOOH, the bitch mode was turned on.


“Somebody who would have been careful wouldn’t have scratched my car”


“Scratched?!” Izuna scoffed, “It had nothing wrong with it when I drove it home from the mall” Itachi grabbed Izuna’s face and looked him right in the eye, even going so far as to point a small light at each eye.


“You want me to send you to an eye doctor?” He cocked his head and damn did he sound like a first class bitch.


“My eyes are fine! Unlike your split ends” Izuna pointed at Itachi’s hair.


“Ooohh, no, he, didn’t” I threw a piece of popcorn up, catching it in my mouth while the argument got more and more heated.


“Hey…hey!” Shisui came in between them and I rolled my eyes. I guess the show was over.


“What’s up?” Madara asked leaning against the door frame. Both of them started explaining the situation. “Shut up!” Madara regretted ever asking.


“Izuna scratched niisan’s…Niisan-” I lost my shit to that joke. I laughed so hard for a minute before the living room was dead quiet.


“I didn’t scratch it!” Izuna frowned at Itachi.


“So the car grew some nails and scratched itself!”


“SCIENCE!” Izuna threw his hands in the air.


“It is really isn’t…” I was the only one to speak up, “Just admit you caused the scratch and get it over with”


“Hey, what if he really didn’t?” Madara suggested


“This calls for one thing” Shisui smiled when he looked at Madara.


“Fight to the death!” Madara suddenly seemed excited


“No! We agreed we don’t do that because it will give Sasuke an unfair advantage” Shisui said, “I was going to say a mock trial!”


“Fine!” Izuna said.


“Fine!” Itachi said, “I will take first pick, Sasuke!”


“You choose me to represent you?! Do you finally trust me that much?!” I felt honoured.


“No, I know you have seen 5 seasons of Suits, so I am trusting your Netflix abilities on this” Itachi was brutally honest.


“…I’ll take it” I said.


“Then I will call my lawyer!” Izuna grabbed his phone.


“You have an hour to prepare your cases” Shisui stated.


Oxoxoxxo


“Izuna, where is your lawyer? Will you be representing yourself?” Shisui asked, sitting on a stool behind a cupboard…yes…my family is weird. We take mock trials very seriously.


“He will be here any minute now, said lawyer had a game around noon” Izuna explained, giving me glare.


“If your lawyer isn’t here in five minutes then-”  The doorbell rung and I shared a look with Itachi.


“Your hair looks nice” Itachi ran his fingers through my hair.


“Niisan! I am a lawyer now” I pouted slightly.


“My lawyer arrived!” My eyes widened seeing Izuna drag Naruto through the door.


“Son of a bitch” I hissed.


“If Itachi is gonna put Sasuke against me, then I am gonna put Naruto against Sasuke!” Izuna sat down on the couch and pulled Naruto with him. “Why are you wet?”


“Because I took a shower after my game”


“Did you win?” Shisui asked genuinely interested.


“Yeah, dattebayo!” Shisui high fived him, “Next week, semi-finals”


“Of all of the idiots to choose…” Itachi shook his head by the sight of Naruto. “You can win this, right?”


“I didn’t watch five seasons of Suits for nothing” I said, “I did it for entertainment”


“So, this is the trial about the scratched car; Itachi claims Izuna had scratched his car and Izuna denies, whomever is on the stand is under oath” Shisui grabbed the album of embarrassment. AKA the photo album with all our baby nudes in them. “I am the judge, Madara is typing everything down, Naruto is Izuna’s lawyer, Sasuke is Itachi’s, who wants to begin with their opening statement?”


“I wil!” I stood up from behind the coffee table.


“You dressed up for this?!” Naruto looked surprised.


“Naruto, shut the fuck up” Shisui said from behind the cupboard.


“We take mock trials very seriously” Izuna whispered.


“I should have known this is one of the Uchiha things you guys do…I gotta get used to this-”


“You don’t, you can leave, Izuna, I will pay a real lawyer if you just let that blondie leave”


“Never, he bugs you and that is why he is my lawyer!” Izuna wrapped both arms around Naruto and damn did I want to break his arms.


“Order in the court!” Shisui’s plastic hammer made a squeaky noise when he hit it on the cupboard.


“Sasuke” Shisui made a sign with his hand for me to begin.


“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury-”


“Sasuke there is no jury, there is only me” Shisui interrupted me.


“Your honour” I quickly changed my words, “Are we really going to waste our Saturday giving a guilty man a chance to abuse our justice system? We have come to know Izuna as a rather big imbecile, there is even a big change he scratched the car himself and forgot about it, what I am trying to say is that…Izuna is guilty, if he wasn’t…why would he be trying to piss my client off by making Naruto his lawyer? Someone we all know is not on my client’s best side, Izuna, I speak for all of us when I say…just tell the truth and don’t make it worse on yourself”


“Powerful statement” Shisui said before looking at Naruto, “Naruto?”


“Your honour, my client is young, but he is not reckless, unlike the opposing counsel-”


“Objection, he is jumping to conclusions” I said, standing up.


“He is right” Shisui said looking at Naruto.


“Owh Sasuke, I was getting to that” Naruto walked towards his bag and grabbed a file. “My client has his driver’s license since he was nineteen. He is twenty-one now and has never once broken a traffic law or claimed money from the insurance company. As for Itachi… “He opened the file, “Parking tickets, driving through red lights, you hit your car three times on the same pole and you bumped against a parked car not once, not twice, but six times” he closed it before throwing it on the coffee table.  “It appears to me Itachi scratched the car and is trying to push the blame to my client, now, I am not saying that Mr Uchiha is doing this out of embarrassment or out of mere hatred for his only two years younger brother…but I know…my client is willing to settle…for 90”


“90 bucks?” I looked at Izuna.


“90 thousand, dattebayo” Naruto said.


“What?!” Both Itachi and I said. I looked through the file Naruto had put on our table.


“Hey…law school is very expensive”  Naruto had a cocky smile before sitting down.


“Objection!” I stood up, “There are legitimate police records here, he can’t possibly have required this information in a legal way and therefore counts as invalid”


“Who says I got them illegally? A little birdy dropped them on my doorstep” Naruto said.


“I’ll allow it” Shisui said.


“Son of a bitch…” I heard Itachi hiss. He grabbed his phone.


“What are you doing?” I asked.


“Calling a real lawyer!” He shouted, I slapped the phone out of his hands.


“Oh, it is war!” I shouted.


“I call to the stand! Uchiha Izuna!” I said. Izuna stood up and sat on the ground next to the stool. “Yeah, yeah I swear on my naked baby pics I will tell the truth and nothing but the truth” Izuna put one hand on the album.


“Izuna, did you borrow my client’s car while yours was in the garage?”


“Yes” Izuna said.


“And is it true that your car got in the garage because there was something wrong with the battery?”


“Yes”


“Then tell me…what exactly happened to the battery?”


“It broke”


“How? And let me remind you…you are under oath”  Izuna glared at me before rolling his eyes.


“Because it was drained, dude, I am not a technician” Izuna hissed.


“The battery drained, how? Did you keep the lights of the car on for the entire weekend even though Itachi told you the lights of your car were on, but you…forgot about it?”


“…Yes…”


“You are quite chaotic, Izuna, your room is, your car is…your head is, what makes you think that you didn’t do it? Are you afraid to get in trouble? After everything Itachi has done for you don’t you think…deep inside…you know…it was you-”


“Objection, he is trying to guilt trip my client” Naruto stood up.


“I was merely questioning his mental state”


“You weren’t questioning, you were accusing, his mental state can only be evaluated by a profession AKA my dad!”


“He is right” Shisui said. I sighed.


“Last question, do you think Itachi scratched his own car just to scold you?”


“No, but-”


“It was a yes or no question, I don’t need anything else, no more questions” I sat down. Now it was Naruto’s turn.


“Izuna, when was the last time you borrowed the car?” Naruto asked.


“Yesterday, to go to the mall” Izuna answered.


“When you parked the car, did you see a scratch?”


“No”


“After?”


“I don’t recall…”


“Objection-”


“On what ground?!” Naruto turned around to look at me


“I don’t recall is the answer of a guilty person!” I sat back down.


“Denied, continue Naruto” Shisui said.


“When the car was in the garage, did you…or did you not…scratch it?” Naruto asked.


“I didn’t” Izuna said.


“See…he is innocent, let’s stop blaming the little man for our own mistakes” He looked at Itachi, “No further questions”


“Alright…nice ass-essment of the case,” I clear my throat, “My client is a penny” I stated, getting up from behind the coffee table.


“Why is that?” Shisui asked.


“Because he is…in a cent” I said and I swear I heard a grasshopper in the room. I cleared my throat .”I like to call Itachi on the stand” Niisan got up and sat next to the cupboard, doing the same oath as Izuna.


“Niisan, when was the last time you drove your nisan?” I chuckled at my joke again.


“A few days ago” Itachi said.


“Was there a scratch?” I asked.


“No”


“So, if that scratch came between yesterday and today, and you didn’t drive the car…that means somebody else has, meaning the scratch was not made by my client, no further questions, your honour” I sat back down when Naruto got up.


“Itachi…Itachi…” Naruto walked around the living room, “Is is true you never really liked Izuna-”


“Objection, that is personal” I said.


“Sasuke is right” Shisui said.


“Let me rephrase, Itachi, have you ever tried pushing the blame to somebody else before? And I want you to think deeply…let me remind you…you are under oath”


“Probably, I am not sure-”


“You are not sure, like you are not sure about scratching the car-”


“Objection, he is personally attacking my client” I said.


“I was merely suggesting…” Naruto said.


“Be nicer” Shisui said.


“Itachi, you might not have been driving the car…but what is stopping you from scratching it with a key…or…another car? Say there is an emergency at the hospital…whose car did you take?”


“Madara’s”


“Owh, the other car in the garage, that garage…it is pretty small to fit two cars, one being yours…the other being Madara’s” Naruto remained quiet, “For somebody who can’t park for shit, that could have some troubles…maybe…scratching a car?”


“Objection, if nii-san would even have driven Madara’s car, it would mean Madara’s car was scratched too”


“It would be…but Madara’s car is pretty new…and you know what new cars have? Self-healing car paint uses sunlight to repair scrapes”


“I call bullshit!” I said


“The self-healing coating uses chitosan which is derived from chitin, the main component of the exoskeleton of creatures such as  shrimp, crab, lobster, the chitosan is chemically incorporated into traditional polymer materials, such as the ones used in the outer coatings to protect the paint on cars-”


“WHATEVER! Magical car paint, however, if Madara’s car was parked in the garage there ain’t no uv-light!”


“Which brings me to my last question, where is Madara’s car now?”


“I don’t know, it was in the garage when I came back from work in the morning” Itachi said.


“I parked it outside after doing shopping with Shisui” Madara answered.


“Let the record know it is 25 degrees celcius outside…full sunshine”


“These are just assumptions, my client is not agreeing to any of this!”  I said.


“Which is why I call to the stand…Sasuke”


“I am the lawyer!” I protested.


“I’ll allow it” Shisui said, leaning his elbows on the cupboard. I sighed sitting on the place Itachi sat a second ago. I did the same oath before folding my arms.


“Sasuke, is it true you find me not only cute but…hella cute?”


“Objection, this is off topic” I said.


“I’ll allow it” Shisui looked down at me with a smile on his face, I rolled my eyes.


“You are…hella…cute” I muttered.


“Aww thank you~” Naruto smiled, “Sasuke, was I your first real kiss? Who is not related to you” I looked at Shisui, who didn’t say anything.


“Yes…” I sighed.


“Is it true I am the best kiss you ever had?”


“False, Izuna is a good kisser” Naruto pouted by my words.


“Is it true you have no plans on Sunday?”


“I have plans-”


“Let the record know, watching netflix all day is not considered as plans”


“Alright…I don’t have plans” I said.


“Is there a possibility you would like to go to the lake with me?”


“Objection!” Itachi got up.


“You don’t get to say that” Shisui said, indicating Itachi to sit back down.


“Maybe…” I answered.


“Did you really want to get in professor Sunrays pants or was it just a joke?”  Naruto asked.


“I really wanted to get in his pants” I sighed.


“Would you consider Utakata still as an option?”


“Clarify option?” I asked


“Marriage candidate” Naruto stated.


“I don’t believe in marriage, so no” I said.


“Hm…no further questions”


“Fine, I call Naruto on the stand!” I grabbed Naruto by his arm, pulling him to the ground before I got up. He was about to reach for the album, but I kicked him away.


“You lie, I cut your balls, that is your oath” I gave him a dead serious look.


“Naruto, is it true that at some point in your life…you had a sex dream about me?” The room was dead quiet.


“Yes” Naruto admitted, “But I also once dreamt a tiger ate my foot while a half human half dolphin made love to me, dattebayo”


“So would you consider the sex dream I was in hot?”  I asked, “I will remind you, you are under oath”


“…Objection-” Naruto bit his lip as he looked at Shisui.


“I’ll allow it” Shisui said.


“Well?” I asked him


“It was pretty hot” Naruto answered.


“How was I? Was I riding you, doing you, were you doing me?-”


“You were dressed in a Donkey Kong costume and you said I should call you Donkey DingDong”


“And that was hot?!” Madara bursted out laughing.


“…Don’t judge me…” Naruto hid his face behind his hands.


“Next question” I put my fingers together, “Stop me when I am about right” I said separating my fingers, indicating how big his dick is. “No…no way…really?…Oh my God” I looked at Naruto and back at my fingers before nodding.


“Impressive…last question” I cleared my throat ,”Will you pick me up on Sunday?”


“Yeah, dattebayo”


“No further questions” I said, sitting back down behind the coffee table.


“Hey guys…if my car is parked outside…where is Shisui’s car parked?” Madara asked, looking at the typed up conversation.  


“I parked it…in the…garage…” Shisui said, causing everybody to freeze.


“When?” I was the only one to ask.


“….After we came back from shopping…”  Shisui seemed to realize the same thing we all realized.


“Right before Itachi woke up and saw the scratch on the car…”I narrowed my eyes.


“There small chance…it might have been me…” Shisui muttered.


“GOD DAMN IT, SHISUI!” Everybody yelled.

( SPECIAL THANKS TO @failureoftheyear)

littlemoretouchme-deactivated20  asked:

harry x cedric nonmagic meet on internet au gO

harry x cedric nonmagic meet on internet au gO

[CRACKS KNUCKLES]

k gonna shake it up a little bit, harry’s family life is more or less the same as in canon – he lives w/ his aunt n uncle who are horrible awful sacks of shit but he goes to boarding school b/c his parents’ will specifically set aside money for his education at the same school they went to.

  • harry fuckin loves school, not the school part of it but he loves the boarding school life b/c he gets to hang out w/ his friends and live in a place that’s healthy and safe for him and he plays soccer and he just. loves it. that’s what home is.

  • but summer’s pretty great once the weasleys invite him in b/c they’re his True Family obviously.

  • they’re scraping by b/c school’s expensive but bill, charlie, and percy were all scholarship kids, and so’s ginny. still keeping the twins and ron in school is expensive as hell but that’s what they choose to devote p much all of their income to because molly and arthur literally care about nothing in the world like they care about offering their kids the best life and experience possible

  • good things happen to good people and the summer harry’s sixteen, the weasleys win a good chunk of money and spend half the summer in egypt where their oldest son works!!

  • the shitty thing is that they’d love for harry to come but he doesn’t have a passport or anything and the dursleys sure as hell aren’t gonna help him and it sucks balls but harry’s stuck at the dursleys’ place for the summer

  • all the weasley kids are So Heated and fred and george try to fake paperwork and ginny raves for like 3 days and it is altogether an Unpeaceful time in the weasley house b/c molly and arthur are like “WE KNOW but we can’t literally force them” and harry feels sick to his stomach when he thinks of a summer w/ the dursleys but he does his best to make sure the weasleys can’t tell because he’s harry potter and repressing emotions is his specialty

  • hermione’s gonna be in france with her family for half the summer too but harry’s like okay i just gotta get through half of the summer and make it suck as little as possible

  • the weasleys leave and harry’s shitty time begins

  • he spends most of his time wandering around but he starts hanging out in the library ‘cause it’s hot as hell and he may as well work on his summer reading

  • but he’s a fairly unmotivated student so like naturally he winds up on the internet instead

  • he mostly checks up on sports things and watches netflix (hermione lets him share her account because she’s great) and keeps in touch with ron and hermione

  • he does not know how or why but he binge watches the first three seasons of glee and he talks to ron n hermione about pretty much everything but this is a new low he cannot admit to this most grievous of sins

  • thus the birth of harry’s tumblr

  • harry potter is a very embarrassing and very passionate glee blogger for like 3 weeks

  • there are a lot of rainbow gifs it’s a dark time

  • he doesn’t know why but even after his glee fever calms down he keeps wasting his time on this ridiculous n functionally useless website

  • one day he sees a post that Resonates with him on a deep level

  • “sometimes i feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports” - tumblr user fishingboatproceeds

  • harry’s like YEAH. YEAH. YEAH… YEAH and scrolls through the tags on the post to try to find His People

  • it’s just a bunch of ppl who fight nerds or something talking about their dad what the fuck

  • but there’s this one guy who added a rly long and impassioned commentary about how Important soccer is and harry reads it like “IM SAME” so he goes to his blog and his name is cedric and he mostly cares about sports but he also cares about social justice and he talks about his life sometimes and he’s funny and he answers when people ask him for advice and he’s just an a+ sort of guy

  • (harry knows this because he spent more time than he will ever admit going Way Back into his blog archive oops but he finds out that cedric totally had a glee phase even more intense and embarrassing than his own and files this information away for future reference)

  • but he follows him and like. slowly gets an internet crush on him. because cedric’s so thoughtful and good at putting his thoughts into words and there’s this confidence with which he puts his opinions forward and harry just really really likes it (literally he hits like on basically everything cedric posts oops)

  • cedric notices and because he’s cedric and he’s lovely n warm n friendly he sends harry a message that’s like “hey i see you on my blog a lot you seem very cool and you like soccer, god please talk to me about soccer no one on this website cares about sports and sports are Important”

  • when harry opens his inbox and sees it he’s like [heart eyes emoji] for a second and then he’s like “NO okay chill play it cool potter play it cool”

  • n they start messaging each other and harry’s trying Real Hard not to fall for an internet boy but like. he’s so warm and he always knows what to say and he’s teasing but like thoughtful n sweet and. he’s falling for the internet boy fuck.

  • (cedric meanwhile is falling for the internet boy a tiny bit but he’s like “NO you gotta be a bud you can’t do that, the guy clearly needs friends first and foremost, don’t fall for the internet boy DO NOT do it”)

  • ((he’s so doing it anyway))

  • and soon that Thing happens that happens whenever you really connect with someone on the internet, where little bits of your life get dropped into the conversation and you’re not sure when it happens but soon they just know you and you know them and you’re part of each others lives just like your IRL friends are and it’s gay in a lot of ways

  • ron and hermione are starting to think something’s Up bc the way harry talks to them is a little different, he just seems to be in a better mood in general so there’s gotta be Something but they’re not sure /what/ and usually when they’re skyping or w/e the conversation turns to what’s got harry in such a good mood

  • “he’s probably just happy that manchester united won –” “not everything in the world revolves around soccer ronald” “everything in harry’s world does” “harry’s entire emotional state is not contingent on the success of a sports team that’s you –” “i resent that –”

  • hermione and ron get back though!!!! and they’re all sitting around hermione’s room laughing and talking about thw twins almost getting arrested in cairo and harry’s like “i told cedric about the thing with the fireworks they did last year –” and hermione’s like “wait who” and ron’s like “who what” harry’s like “frick”

  • “nobody he’s jsut a person just a Bro nobody” “harry potter you are not a good liar” “Internet Bros leave me alone” “if there are hearts and winky faces –” “bro hearts”

  • ron is the one to pull the He Could Be An Internet Killer thing i think and hermione’s like “seriously ron. seriously” and ron’s like “i’m jUST SAYING” and he’s a little serious about it b/c like. he’s just lookin out for his bro.

  • cedric is the one to ask The Question of whether they’re gonna meet b/c /conveniently/ they live near enough for it to be feasible and harry’s like “heRMIONE HELP” and hermione is like “obviously??” and so harry spends like an hour making sure that his “yes” is Appropriately Chill

  • n then he calls ron and hermione like “guys help. Help”

  • hermione’s like “did you pick a date and a place and things you should /probably/ do that” and ron’s like “what do you wear on your first date with your internet boyfriend” and harry’s like “neither of you are helpful right now”

  • (they /do/ pick a place and a date and it’s decided that hermione and ron are driving harry n as long as everything’s good they’ll go watch a movie or something while harry and cedric have their not-a-date meeting)

  • the day before harry’s acting nervous and hermione’s like “you know each other really well it’ll be fine” and he’s like “no but what if he’s way hotter than i am” and hermione’s like “you’re a decent looking guy and you’ve grown like a foot this summer please calm down” and ron’s like “yeah besides how hot can he be his name is cedric i don’t think that’s a hot name” “okay ronald bilius”

  • the day of harry is Being Chill and they’re meeting in a park and the trio arrive and ron and hermione are halfway Being Chill and halfway looking around protectively until this Very Good Looking guy with a cute grin and a soccer ball under one arm strides up and smiles and harry is definitely not the embodiment of a heart eyes emoji he is Playing It Cool

  • murmured under the breath of hermione and ron: “not a hot guy name huh” “this is why i’m the straight one”

  • harry n cedric grin dumbly at each other for a second and cedric laughs and doesn’t really think before he’s like “you are slightly shorter but no less cute than i anticipated” and harry’s like i gotta be clever say something clever and he’s like “yeah well i know about your glee phase” (nice one potter) and cedric just laughs and it’s. cute.

  • they spend most of the day playing soccer and laughing and joking and being fun cute boys and cedric gets more goals than harry does and he’s teasing and smug about it

  • when they leave they both kinda wanna kiss each other but ron and hermione are waiting on harry and cedric’s like “maybe not /right now/” but he can’t just do something dumb like fist bump or whatever wtf so he settles for messing up harry’s hair and smiling

  • and all the way back harry’s light n happy and hermione’s like “internet bros huh” and harry’s like “shh” and ron’s like “i’m glad they’re boyfriends /i’m/ harry’s bro, you’re not allowed to find bros on the internet i’m the bro” “shhh”

  • and that’s how it starts and by the end of the summer they’re Boyfriends and they’re cute and cedric doesn’t let harry live down losing to him at soccer and its cute shh

I’M GONNA TALK SOME MORE ABOUT TATER’S LESBIAN MOMS. I had the original idea back in October, and then I decided I was going to do it for my Swawesome Santa, which I thought was super secret like Yuletide, so I clammed up about it since then. So I actually put a fair amount of work into researching the idea, but the fic turned into this monstrously huge unwieldy outline with 14 separate plot-important scenes at its smallest, and like five different emotional arcs, and I couldn’t do it, so I wrote Leave Your Lovers Like Campfires instead.

So now I’ll just cut it down to one aspect, which is Tater’s moms Sasha and Galina. Even just cut down to one aspect, in bullet points, without weaving in the other plot threads, this post is three thousand words long. /o\

I read what I could find in my libraries on social and LGBT history in Russia, but resources in English are honestly pretty limited and I know I’m making shit up here. MY APOLOGIES TO ACTUAL RUSSIANS. But for what it’s worth, the books I found most useful were Lesbian Lives in Soviet and Post-Soviet Russia by Francesca Stella, Cracks in the Iron Closet: Travels in Gay and Lesbian Russia by David Tuller, and Putin Country: A Journey Into the Real Russia by Anne Garrels.

Content notes: Homophobia, being closeted, coming out, mental illness, and suicide.

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anonymous asked:

I think i have an ask down your ally idk yet tho. Okay so *cough cough* mc fangirling over a tv show (supernatural,marvel,sherlock,doctor who,harry potter, etc) for the fist time in front of them

(I’m actually a massive nerd and had loads of fun writing these)

Yoosung:

  • “YOOSUNG THEY’RE DOING A WEEKS WORTH OF SCREENINGS OF EVERY PHASE ONE MARVEL FILM!!!!!!”
  • holy shit
  • he didn’t know you liked marvel
  • how did he not know
  • how did he not know
  • how did he not know
  • he just jumps up and grabs hold of you, pulling you into his arms so tightly
  • “holy shit you are perfect”
  • “we have to go and see them”
  • you totally dress up for every film
  • endless roleplaying opportunities I mean what
  • it’s so expensive but neither of you care
  • this is the best thing ever
  • he cannot believe you’re actually real he didn’t realise girls were so into this sort of stuff
  • as much as he loves the movies he spends most of them just watching you and your reactions
  • he loves how you lean forwards in your chair as though to get closer, and he loves how your facial expressions change so dramatically as you’re watching
  • he gets a bit nervous when it gets to Captain America and he possessively puts his arm around you when Chris Evans comes on screen
  • oh Yoosung you cutie

Zen:

  • he comes home from work one day to see you sitting on the sofa cross legged with a blanket over your head and staring intently at the screen of the tv
  • he chuckles softly at how cute you look
  • he comes over and flops down next to you, snaking his arm around you
  • he’s surprised when you don’t respond to his touch as you usually do
  • then he sees your face
  • you’re crying??
  • holy shit he hadn’t even noticed
  • he looks at the screen and sees… it’s Doctor Who??
  • why are you crying at Doctor Who??
  • because it’s the freaking Doomsday episode are you serious
  • he just wraps his arms around you and watches to the end with you
  • when it finishes you collapse into his arms, wiping the tears away
  • “have you never seen that episode before?” he asks softly, stroking your hair
  • “hm? oh, no, I’ve watched it loads of times”
  • “what?? then why were you crying?”
  • “HE NEVER GOT TO TELL ROSE HE LOVES HER”
  • Yikes™
  • but then he steers the conversation to other episodes
  • you have so much passion for this show?? like you seem to know absolutely every episode in detail
  • you end up spending an entire night watching it
  • he’d never been massively into Doctor Who before, but seeing how much you love it just gets him so excited and causes him to love it too

Jaehee:

  • she comes home from work one day to find you starting intensely at the screen
  • she looks at the tv to see what you’re watching
  • PORN??!!?
  • WHY ARE YOU WATCHING PORN ON THE TV
  • "oh my god what are you doing?!” she exclaims
  • poor girl is blushing so hard
  • "oh god Jaehee, you chose a bad time, it’s Game of Thrones”
  • when she tells you she’s never watched it you scream
  • WHAT??!
  • you drag her to sit on the sofa with you and put in season one
  • she’s so confused at first
  • “wait, who’s that?” “is that the queen?” “WAIT THAT’S HER TWIN??!” “WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT?!?” “WHY DO YOU WATCH THIS?!”
  • she is absolutely outraged at first
  • you actually find it hilarious, but as you get further into it she falls in love with it
  • she still constantly asks questions
  • SHE IS SO SHOCKED WHEN THE FIRST MAJOR CHARACTER DIES
  • ARE TV SHOWS ALLOWED TO DO THAT??????
  • HOLY SHIT
  • you’ve already watched it all so many times, so you spend most of the time watching her reactions
  • it’s so funny because every character she claims as her favourite is going to end up dying and you just have to sit there stifling your laughter
  • the gore and sex scenes start affecting her less and less
  • until the red wedding
  • she refuses to watch it for days after that

Jumin:

  • he wonders why you watch so much stuff on your laptop rather than his huge tv
  • one day he asks you
  • “I… oh… I watch sort of embarrassing stuff”
  • he convinces you to get your favourite tv show and put it on so he can watch it with you
  • he wants to bond with you
  • he smiles when he sees how you’re so excited at just the opening sequence
  • you’re actually shaking are you okay
  • he doesn’t expect to be impressed to be honest
  • but then Sherlock does his deductions and he is hooked
  • does he have a crush on Benedict Cumberbatch?? probably
  • when he finds out there are only three episodes per season and only three season he flips out
  • he rewatches it with you all the time while waiting for the next season
  • honey that’s gonna take a while
  • his favourite is season one
  • at one point you actually walk in on him watching it without you and you just grin
  • Mission Success
  • who knew commoner tv was so good?

707:

  • one day he walks in on you and you slam your laptop shut quickly
  • he raises an eyebrow at you
  • “what are you doing?”
  • “nothing”
  • he jumps on the bed next to you, attempting to wrestle the laptop from you
  • “you’re not watching porn, are you? because I’m happy to join you”
  • oh my god
  • “no! you’ll think it’s dumb”
  • he managed to get the laptop from you and opens it to a paused shot of the Quidditch match in Philosopher’s Stone
  • you bury your head in your hands
  • “you’re watching Harry Potter?” he asks
  • you murmur into your hands
  • that’s… that’s not exactly what you’re doing…
  • he plays the video and realises it’s a fan video you’re making
  • “oh my god this is so cool!!!” he says enthusiastically
  • “…really?”
  • “yes! I love Harry Potter”
  • turns out he’s just as much of a nerd as you are
  • you end up marathoning all eight movies back to back (it takes like 18 hours but you don’t care)
  • he giggles when you start squealing at particular bits and actually starts whispering the lines into your ear as you lie on his chest
  • relationship goals
  • you both end up quoting it the entire way through and constantly comparing them to the books and how you would change it if you remade them
  • and you cry over the marauders
  • why did they have to die?!?!
  • seven just laughs
  • “I’m glad they’re dead”
  • “WHAT?! are you serious??”
  • “yes “ *dramatic pause* “dead sirius”
  • you hit him in the face with a pillow
My ex-SD is a brony??? And life update

   I’m back after the long silence, just spent the past few months getting my shit together. I’m spending a me-week away from it all because I’ve been so run off my feet recently.

  Mr French is out of the picture, that didn’t last long lol. He turned out to be a bit of a creep. He was so generous, giving me whatever sum of money or whatever gifts I asked for. I even thought he was so sweet because I cancelled a date because I had a cold and when I have a cold I can’t wear mascara because I have extra watery eyes. There’s no way I’m going on a date without mascara. Anyway, he sent me a Selfridges online gift card and told me to buy some things to cheer myself up. Like, I wasn’t even hinting that I wanted anything so I thought he was the nicest guy.

 And THEN he starts going on about wanting to, in his words, ‘do me doggy style outside in his garden’. I thought we were just sexting so I was like ‘sounds fun’ and then this guy starts making plans like ‘when can you come over?’ Like I’m not REALLY gonna do it. And on our next date he brings it up and he tries to get me to come over to his place, I say no and then he starts sulking and wouldn’t text me back for days. We tried to rekindle it but it just got weird and he tried to throw the whole ‘what am I paying you for’ thing in my face which is a sign that things are about to get salty. So I crossed him off.

 I have another guy I met freestyling, but not giving him a name right now because we’ve only been on one date and, although he was dressed all nicely and it was a five star restaurant, he kind of cringed when the bill came and then began this spiel about how girls that just want money are bad and how he likes me because I’m not materialistic. Like where? I’m a barbie girl in a barbie world, I’m only sitting here because you said you had MONEY. He also pointed out that his suit was Armani. A guy with REAL money doesn’t do that shit. So, going to see if I can get another free meal, but don’t know if I can stand his presence.

  Luckily, all the money Mr French gave me isn’t even close to running dry- I’m much more of a sensible shopper than I used to be. No more designer bag sprees when I’m saving up to possibly move countries next year. England is getting stale.

  Anyway, back to what I really wanted to share which was this really stupid story that I thought make make you laugh. So, I got a text a couple of days ago from an old SD and when I say ‘old’ I mean I met him back in the old, old days like three years ago when I still did the Seeking Arrangement/Ashley Madison stuff and I had met him through a site.

  He text me out of literally nowhere this long essay about how he was having a hard time, he was out of work and he had had several SBs that had ‘conned’ him and he had been thinking about me recently and just wanted someone to talk to.

 Like don’t put that you’re out of work, that’s not going to light a fire in my gold-digging heart.

 But he was one of the few SDs where it had actually ended on a mutually okay note so I said okay and he SAID we’d go to the Four Seasons and then at the last minute he was like, ‘actually can you do pizza express’. I was already old of the door, all done up and stood in the middle of the street glaring at my phone screen. Really? 

 So I just told myself I’d go, but only as a friend. Have a short conversation and eat a free pizza, I could do that.

 So I met up with him, we’re talking and we start talking about tattoos. He says that he got drunk and accidentally got a tattoo of Tweety Bird on his wrist when he was in Spain and showed me that, then he started showing me the other tattoos he had and they were all like barbed wire, sparrows and stuff, all in places he’d been able to hide them with a shirt.

 But there was this one of a cartoon pony on his ankle that he showed me and I was like ‘was that an accident too?’ and he laughed and said no, he watched the show with his daughter and now he liked it himself and had seen all the episodes. I’m like ‘okaaaay’ because I definitely recognised that fucking horse because my little cousin has all the my little pony colouring books and I’d seen brony cringe videos on youtube. But, you know what, I could’ve let it go.

 THEN he takes out his phone to show me a picture and the SAME pony is the background on his phone. I was like: ‘did your daughter do that?’ and he said ‘no, no, I like that one. It’s Pinkypie’. And then he goes onto his photos and like every other one looks like a fucking cartoon horse, I was like is this real life, like is this a real thing that’s occurring right now. 

 I said ‘it’s my little pony, right’ and he got all excited and starts googling all the fucking characters and explaining how it’s actually an adult show because there’s a lot of adult references in it and how he’s, apparently at his daughter’s request, written some my little pony songs that his friend is editing for him.

 I was just eating my pizza and reevaluating my life like why do I do this to myself, how is this reality. I know what a fucking brony is and now my ex-SD is one, like did I do this? Did my last rejection of him cause this domino effect of chaos?

 Anyway, so we hugged goodbye and he asked if he could text me if he ever needed to talk again. I was like sure, but I swear to god I’m never meeting this creep again.

 And that was my Monday. I really think I need another hiatus from sugaring while the money lasts.

  As always, I appreciate you guys reading my rants and I hope your week’s going better than mine.

My thoughts during the 2016 MAMAs

Alright so let’s skip the red carpet cause the struggle to find a link was real and I would like to thank @the-shinee-knight who came to my rescue when I was yelling into the kpop void at 4 in the morning. I also want the name of the designers of all the dresses for the night cause I don’t think I saw one that I didn’t like.
▪Blackpink and Monsta X also won awards. And because Monsta X were there, we got to see how surprised they are. The boys are all smiles :D

But the red carpet acts were:
- SF9
   • the dance break was nice
   • for some reason their outfits amuse me.  I think its the mesh shirt and bow combo
- I.O.I.
   • they are so cute, but the shoes are a bit much
   • I always forget the small one is a rapper


Alright onto the actual show. And I have no subs
- Tetris blocks…. okay
- now with creepy ass music
- okay that’s dope nvm
- so we doing a Tetris theme this year
- yes kid. Get that tap dance. This your stage boy
- oh they showing all styles of dance
- NCT IS STARTING THE SHOW
- MY STREAM KEEP BUFFERING!!! CHILDREN GO ELSE WHERE TO WATCH
- They just fucking it up
- I’M SO PISSED I ALMOST MISSED TAEMIN BECAUSE OF STREAMING ISSUES. Bless having back ups
- yes taemin all of this is my life
- his outfit is extra but I don’t care anymore
- his cheekbone is making a shadow. Lord help me
- I love how it’s the mnet Asian music awards but it’s hella Korea
- TWICE look so cute, oh these kids
- BEST NEW FEMALE ARTIST: I.O.I.
- The envelopes for this year are so elaborate and cute. Well done book designer
- oh the small one is crying
- that stage is huge. These performances are going to be amazing
- BEST NEW MALE ARTIST : NCT127
- Mark your hair. Are you aware?
- MY BABY IS CRYING AND I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM
- CAN HE JUST GET ALL THE LOVE PLEASE
- IT IS TOO EARLY TO CRY DAMN IT BOY
- THANK YOU WINNIN
- Alright, a Thai singer. Oh he just introduced
- GFRIEND
- THESE GIRLS ARE THE TALENT I STAN
- SVT AND GFRIEND I DIED
- 7:13 RATIO
- THE ARRANGEMENTS ARE STILL AMAZING
- THIS IS THEIR NEW SONG BOOM BOOM RIGHT???
- I AM JUST SO HERE FOR THIS JRU WAS JDWKUDNEJENU YOU DYDY
- AGAIN ARRANGEMENTS
- ADORE YOU MUSICAL VERSION I’M DONE
- I AM FANGIRL ING S O HARD
- BOI YOU BETTER
- NICE
- AYERS THEY ALL DOING IT
- oh this is more a seventeen stage then GFRIEND stage. I wanted more GFRIEND
- Duets and he gets snubbed hahaHA
- okay, GFRIEND get the end and the “last word” so okay
- I am no longer bitter
- and I want one of their jackets
- bringing everyone back on for the final pose
- BEST STYLE : EXO
- shit the fans chants
- why is Baekhyun looking like he was invited to the wrong gathering?
- I don’t know why Gallant is here but I so here for it. I don’t know if this is his audience though
- THIS IS MY SONG!!
- I know a lot of people didn’t know about him until BTS Taehyung tweeted about him
- did you hear his falsetto right then
- okay, maybe they brought him just cause I wanted to hear him
- HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LATER IN THE SHOW!!!! HE IS TOO FUCKING GOOD
- I NEED TO GO TO ONE OF GALLANT’S SHOWS NOW
- THOSE ADLIBS AND WHEN THE MUSIC JUST DROPPED OUT AND HE JUST WENT OFF AND I DIED
- WORLD WIDE FAVORITE ARTIST : GOT7
- oooooooo they trying thing to get snl Korea back in better light
- BEST OST: LEE JUCK
- WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THE ACTRESSES FACES MY LORD
- cute little dude
- this is why he was dressed different
- DREAM!!!! Baekhyun and Suzy
- it has been a good minute since I have heard this
- didn’t this song get a triple kill or three week #1
- awwww fam are so cute
- it’s amazing to see the transformation Suzy has made since Dream High
- BEST FEMALE ARTIST: TAEYEON
- the models are so tall, and see is so not lol
- I love this drawings of the male group nominations
- BEST DANCE PERFORMANCE MALE GROUP: 방탄소년단 for Blood Sweat & Tears
- MY DORKS
- FAN CHANTS
- HOBIS LITTLE GIGGLE
- BERMUDA TRIANGLE TIME BITCHES
- DEAN!!!!!
- this set up is really cool
- that hat is pretty bad tbh
- now it’s time for Crush
- I just never want him to stop singing
- that lighting
- ZICO BABE
- EUREKA
- girl did a booty shake straight to a split like boom
- Taehyung and HOBI :)
-  PARTY TIME
- Zico just went and played with RM and I love it
- they hat can go back on
- CRUSHS ENTRANCE
- THIS IS JUST NASTY
- GFRIEND don’t know what do…. oh sweethearts
- THE FLOOR LEVELS
- THAT WAS FANTASTIC
- bro. This advert within the show is only here to add time for the staff cause there is only one MAJOR commercial break
- SUZY IS HAVING A SOLO DEBUT IN JANUARY
- this is the break between part 1 and 2
—–☆——–☆——-☆——-☆——-☆——☆—–
- now we’re starting part 2
- time to steal shit
- THIS COLLABORATION STAGE MAY JUST KILL ME
- NCT 127
- FANCHANTS are there!!
- when can we fire their stylist?
- and now we got MONSTA X
- JOOHEONIE!! HE GOING OFF
- RAP BATTLE!! YES
- FIGHTER!!!
- who the hell is trying to have a vlive rn??
- LOOK AT THAT MY SUNS!!
- YES BABES
- YOU can hear their breaths witch means no lipsyncing
- MONSTA X GOT7 YES
- JACKSON LOOKIN FANTASTIC JUST SAYING
- SQUAD UP
- they either have the best camera shots or the worst because they aren’t facing the main audience
- they fixed that
- the transition from Jin Yong to young Jae is my fave
- YES YUGEUM
- ALL THE FAKE MONEY
- this announcer dude is adorable
- WORLD PERFORMER: SEVENTEEN
- LOOK AT AILEE CHEER THEM ON
- MY HOSHI!!!!
- I haven’t stopped smiling since seventeen started accepting their award
- okay I saw this girls dress on the red carpet and I still want it
- GIRLS EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT YES
- AND DEMI LOVATO
- time to BECOME AWARE MAMA
- I honestly hope they are listening to what she is saying and not just thinking about the artists that are next.  Because this is a real issue
- but I guess not…..
- he had the entire arena chanting so shit
- yeah, there is a reason he won the OST award
- yes, giving out the awards to yeah know THE REST OF ASIA
- Sekai no owari
- Hua chenyu
- JJ Lin
- all but one knew english. Like shit, I am crap
- BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE MALE SOLO: CRUSH
- Crush is so cute. He didn’t know it was going to happen and the face he made was priceless
- DEAN and Zico just giving him the biggest hug gave me such life
- BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE FEMALE SOLO: AILEE with If You
- Ailee is one of my Kpop Queens 💓💓💓
- 5 years. Hot damn
- TWICE and the Mario theme oh boy
- and now IOI
- warning indeed
- THE CLAW
- HAPPY MUSIC FACTORY
- aren’t those the og outfits?
- FAN FUCKING CHANTS
- they do really good dance breaks
- TO THAT DUDE IN THE CROWD HAPPY BIRTHDAY
- this is my favorite IOI song
- now twice
- their outfits are so cute
- GET IT MOMO
- THAT OPEN IS A YES FROM ME
- FAN FUCKING CHANTS
- EXO IS DANCING ALONG
- I AM DANCING ALONG
- THE WORLD IS DANCING ALONG
- TT
- YES
- IF you say you didn’t sing or dance along you are lying
- BEST DANCE PERFORMANCE SOLO: TAEMIN
- we all saw that coming. You can’t lie about that
- are taemin and Sehun wearing the same coat?
- BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE GROUP: DAVICHI
- the high five the awkward bow with Zico is fantastic
- their gowns are what I just want to have in my closet to wear if the time ever comes but never wear
- Quicey Jones!!!!
- right Timbaland is there
- Do they know Missy Misdemeanor Elliot? doubt it
- Timbaland, what are you doing here? Please tell me. You got the hype man thing down.
- None the less. ERIC IS KILLING THIS
- DUDE REALLY DOES HAVE A BACKPACK ON
- if you gonna show up, bring more to the table next time.
- BEST MALE GROUP: EXO
- SOME OF THEM ALREADY HAVE THEIR PERFORMANCE OUTFITS ON HELP
- LAY IS HAPPY TO BE HOME
- Chan is so tall. Never not amazed
- BEST FEMALE GROUP: TWICE
- I like the theme of not having the leader accept the award anymore lol
- BEST BAND PERFORMANCE: CNBLUE
- THEY WROTE DAY 8 AS THEY WERE ANNOUNCING THEM OHMYGOSH
- BEST MUSIC VIDEO: WHISTLE by BLACKPINK
- yeah know, I can see GOT7 Youngjae being the next Crush way down the line.
- BTS
- FAM IM OUT
- SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE
- fam I lived
- I don’t know how I lived
- honestly I may be dead
- this was a great BTS concert yall
- PRODUCE 101 SEASON 2!!! hot shit
- fam I have class in an hour and a half and do not need these commercials rn
—–☆——–☆——-☆——-☆——-☆——☆—–
- and now part 3. May I actually go to class today.
- studio concrete???
- wasn’t he a prince in a drama?
- the fuck is going on there?
- SPACE!!!!!!!
- okay then
- they always play real intense background music
- BewhY
- yesss
- I really like the set up of this
- the dancers are killing it
- YIRUMA just outta nowhere
- a piano version of DAY DAY with Prepix ?!?!?! FUCK YES
- you go find your friends and joke and I love
- THAT WAS SO LIGHT AND FUN
- BEST COLLABORATION: SUZY AND BAEKHYUN with Dream
- he is already to perform lol
- she already did her performance with him so she is just fresh faced and calm.
- now which company gets the trophy?
- BEST RAP PERFORMANCE: CJAMM AND BEWHY for Puzzle
- dude is petting the trophy lol
- Taeyeon stage
- RAIN
- that is a really nice use of lights
- they gave the audience umbrellas
- SM and their eye makeup
- feel bad for the people behind the umbrellas who can’t see worth a damn
- and now Wiz Khalifa
- I don’t know why they brought him here. He has no reason. Wrong music context
- is his music catchy? Yes. Is the beat decent? Yes. But I have no control over this and people were probably excited so I can understand.
- Bambam would get caught
- this song is the reason he is here. Because so many idols have covered it and it was at the end of that one movie.
- Oh Jackson
- this is actually a kind of magical moment when thousand of people have come together to sing something meaningful that crosses over countries and doesn’t deal with politicals.
- BEST MALE ARTIST: ZICO
- can someone do me a favor and get Dean new clothes and hair
- BEST DANCE PERFORMANCE FEMALE GROUP: GFRIEND
- YES!!!!!!!! MY GIRLS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE!!!!
- LOVE STANNING TALENT
- she is so cute. I think she named everyone in the company.
- HER ENGLISH!!! THANK YOU
- THE FUCK IS THIS
- IT’S EXO CAUSE THOSE LIGHT STICKS
- WHY IS KAIS GREEN
- THE SACRIFICE
- FAM I GTG
- SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE
- yall that was a great Exoridium
-  people have to follow that???
- thank God it is just an award
- Quincy Jones
- point for trying
- it’s the end man. They can’t understand you and they put the translation over your head oh no
- this man is a legend and these people don’t realize it and it is because of their background knowledge of where they come from.  Which is why I probably don’t know a lot of the music history of another nation’s music. He just expects too much from people who don’t have this knowledge
-  I may be able to make it to class… maybe
- SONG OF THE YEAR: TWICE with Cheer up
- HOLY SHIT
- I DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING BUT I LOVE IT
- HAPPY TEARS LOVE
- I’M SO PROUD OF THEM
- ARTIST OF THE YEAR: 방탄소년단
- DAMN RIGHT GROUP HUG
- PROUD MOM FEELS
- HE IS CRYING
- DON’T TOUCH ME
- JIN NO
- KOOKIE!!!!!!!!
- yoongi…. my baby. Someone hug him because I am not there
- I almost cried right there
- ALBUM OF THE YEAR: EXO
- OKAY!!!!!!
- I CAN HANDLE MYSELF HERE
- WE’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
- SEHUN HONEY BUNCH
- CHANYEOLIE!!
- oh Noodles
- did bbh actually sweat the makeup that much?
- LAY BABY
- THE MUSIC MAKES IT BIGGER
- BLESS YOU NOODLES
- okay if we close now, I can make it to class.
- TWICE GET THEIR SONG AT THE END
- BOUNCY HOBI AS A FAV HOBI
- So sorry to sf9. If they still there
- interactions are my life


Until the next concert (which is near new years) it’s been real fam


and if anyone was wondering, I was only 10 minutes late to my lecture