cause they are so in love it hurts

petbud  asked:

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer

Friends in London

Please let us know how you are…

At this point, it seems to be an act or terrorism. Each time we live through another event like this, I am reminded that we have to be committed to peace and actively work to make peace in our lives and in our little corners of the world. The threats that have happened recently to some of our friends here contribute to violence and negativity - so anyone who has anonymously sent threatening messages needs to know that what we do everyday matters. We have immense power to hurt people. And likewise we have immense power to build people up, to promote unity and peace, to be witnesses to the power of goodness, respect, and love.  The song got it right - “shower the people you love with love.” And as my Mama used to say - “even if you don’t love a particular person, someone somewhere loves them. So at least we should not intentionally hurt them or cause them harm.” We are all living on this earth together. 

Originally posted by attract

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer

anonymous asked:

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer

petbud  asked:

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer

anonymous asked:

Um... Okay so I have a, rather embarrassing question: What is an anti hero exactly? I can kind of infer from some questions you recieve but I get mixed up often. I haven't watched Deadpool or any of those, except for SS, either, so I don't completely understand what they do. I see that people piece anti heros to CP sometimes and I get confused. Love you, honey!

Not embarrassing dont worry! It’s just a character that goes between the line of good and bad, theyre not the standard morally good hero. Usually their intentions are good when their actions can be bad. Like Han Solo is considered a famous anti-hero or Jason Todd or Catwoman. Theyre not all bad and want to cause harm just for the sake of hurting or destroying like Joker and Harley

serioussamthefirstencounter  asked:

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer

ɹǝllᴉʞ lɐᴉɹǝs ɐ sɐ ǝɹǝɔuᴉs sɐ s’ǝɥs ‘ǝqʎɐW ¿sǝᴉɹɐᴉpʎʇooq ǝq oʇ lɐᴉʇuǝʇod ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ op ˙uoᴉʇɐʇɔǝdxǝ-ɯoɔʇᴉs ɐʇɹos ǝɯos ɥʇᴉʍ sǝʞoɾ ɹnoʎ ɹǝʌᴉlǝp ʇou puɐ ʎɹʇ puɐ 'xɐuɐx ɐ ǝʞɐʇ 'xɐlǝɹ ʇsnɾ 'sᴉɥʇ ʇoƃ noʎ 'uɐɯ ɟlǝsɹnoʎ ƃuᴉʇɹnɥ doʇs os 'ʞɔᴉp lɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ no⅄ ˙ʎssnd ʇǝʞɔod ɐ sɐ ǝɹǝɔuᴉsuᴉ 'ɔᴉʇsɐlԀ ˙oplᴉp ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ʎǝuoɥd ǝɯos ʇsnɾ sᴉ ǝʞoɾ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʇnq ˙ʞɔᴉp uɯɐppoƃ lɐǝɹ ɐ ǝʞᴉl 'ʞɔnɟ sɐ ʎuunɟ ǝɹ’noʎ ǝsnɐɔ 'sǝɯᴉʇ ʇɐ oplᴉp ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɐ sɐ ǝɹǝɔuᴉsuᴉ sɐ ǝɹ’no⅄ …ǝɹɐ sǝʞoɾ ɹnoʎ llɐ snoǝuɐʇuods-uou ʍoɥ ǝʌol I

You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect—you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.
—  Bob Marley
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect—you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.
—  Bob Marley

a while ago i got some random unsolicited terf snark and it led me down the rabbit hole of “detransitioned lesbian” terfs and like, it just felt so sad to me cause there’s like.. a lot of common ground! like reading people talkin about like feeling that they “had to be” men because something masculine in them made them predatory un-women, feeling pressure to transition away from womanhood cause womanhood is inherently devalued, and then feeling the need to reconcile with womanhood because trying to live as men hurt them, and like realizing the butchness and being gender non-conforming can be beautiful by interacting with people and loving them, that is the fucking transest shit ever and is so similar to the way so many awesome trans women talk about trans womanhood. but like the divergence happens where they assume that they were “really” women (“females”) all along and were just temporarily estranged from that (with the opposite applying, that trans women are “really” men and dont belong in women’s or lesbian’s spaces or discussions). like it’s the same bullshit hippie ideology, the natural is good, the artifical is bad. and like it would be cool if people coming from that perspective had the conceptual tools to articulate feelings that i think are so similar to what a lot of trans lesbians go through by actually talking about like their relation to patriarchy and gender as an institution rather than just talking about being “biological females” it would make a ton of sense and be mutually benificial, but i guess that is just socially discouraged because terfs are pretty active in like trying to recuperate those voices and experiences, and being trans is always presented as like a monolithic cult based around medical transitioning and like “i was born in the wrong body” narratives? it’s depressing.

It’s actually really sad to see that there is so much internalized hate within fandoms themselves. Why can’t we all just get along and support all the members of a group, instead of pinning them against one another? We’re not going to gain anything from this other than more fanwars, and people getting hurt, including the idol themselves. I mean, shouldn’t we be happy that all the members of a group are getting recognition? Each and every member, regardless of which group they’re from deserves the love and recognition they’re getting so why can’t we all just be happy about it? Isn’t there already enough uneccessary fanwars and hate happening between different fandoms  so why waste your time by causing fanwars amongst your own fandom? It’s really not worth it at all. 

She told me that there was a note for me, that was left behind
She had left it there waiting, for such a long time
I was inclined to ask about it but she brought it up first
I saw a tear swelling up in her eye, and then she cursed
She told me where the letter was and I started thinking the worst
Reversed my position, stepped over and opened the door
And sure enough there was an envelope with my name on the floor
“Nobody loves you more than me carino” is what the letter said

“By the time you get to read this, I’ll probably be dead
But when you left in ‘97 a part of me went to Heaven
I thank God at least I got to know what love really was
But it hurt me, to see what true love really does
‘Cause even though we never made love, you were all that there was
It was because I loved you so much that I had to make you leave
You made me doubt the way I thought, you made me want to believe
And then I slipped up, and I let you get close to me
It was hard to not be openly when people spoke to me
This was not the way I thought my life was supposed to be
Baby don’t you see, I had a blood transfusion that left me with HIV
Hoped the end exists for me since late in 1993
I died a virgin, I wish I could’ve given myself to you
I cried in the hospital because there was no one else but you
Promise that you’ll meet me in paradise inevitably
No matter what, I’ll keep your love forever with me”



What happened for the rest of the day is still a blur
But I remember wishing that I was dead, instead of her
She was buried on August 3rd
The story ends without a sequel
And now you know why Technique, don’t fucking fall in love with people
Hold the person that you love closely if they’re next to you
The one you love, not the person that’ll simply have sex with you
Appreciate them to the fullest extent, and then beyond
'Cause you never really know what you got, until it’s gone
—  You Never Know by Immortal Technique
Wake up, sweetheart!

Title: Wake up, sweetheart!

Author: @jensen-jarpad

Characters: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 764

Warnings: None

A/N: This is the first of the three prompts I’m writing for my 1.5K Follower Celebration! The prompt is “I SLEEP NAKED!”. Hope you guys like it!

Feedback is always appreciated! ❤


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Knight in a Navy Coat (Newt x Reader)

Originally posted by xoxoeddie

Requested by Anon: Would you do a request where the reader and newt are dating and the reader is hurt by someone and newt gets all protective? Thanks! I love your writing style!

I really hope you enjoy this you lovely anon! 

Words: ~4000 (I like protective Newt, okay?!)

Rating: Super A +++ fluffy throughout, to kill you all slowly… and I’m pretty sure the memory of the first kiss is something I’m going to expand upon in another imagine cause it’s so darn cute! Lemme know if you guys feel the same!

Four months.

The best four months you could have ever imagined, going out on little adventures, dinners, and long walks with the wizard oddity that was Newton Scamander, it was better than you even imagined when you were initially adoring the Hufflepuff from a respectful distance.

As a “No-Maj”, or “Muggle” as Newt tended to call you fondly, you had been utterly fascinated with the realm of beasts and magical creatures that had opened up to you, and grew all the more passionate with their study the longer you spent with Newt. You continually thanked your stars you accompanied your friend Jacob to his bank meeting that fateful morning in New York.

Tonight had been lovely, a small dinner in a quaint cafe recommended by none other than Tina, who insisted on their world-famous cheesecake, which you two ended up sharing for dessert. Currently, you both were enjoying a long walk through central park, despite the incredibly late hour. Time flew by, you never ran out of subjects to discuss, though you did enjoy the quiet of each other’s presence just as much sometimes.

It was likely one of your last dates in New York before you two would board a boat to Britain, as Newt had emphasized the freedom you two would have as soon as you left the scrutinizing watch of MACUSA and their “bloody ridiculous” rules regarding the involvement of non-magical humans with wizards.

You didn’t care where you went, as long as the shy wizard’s slightly-calloused, freckled hand was in yours, you couldn’t be happier. In the spur of the moment, you tugged on Newt’s collar and stood on your tiptoes to whisper in his ear, “Your eyes are especially enchanting tonight.” You giggled at the almost instant reddening of your boyfriend’s cheeks as his seafoam eyes widened in delighted surprise, the corners of his lips twitching into a smile.

“I, uh, I ha-hadn’t noticed,” Newt stammered out, feeling his knees go a little weak. It was a wonder such few words had such an effect on him when they came from you.

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So i have a theory...

You know how Nico mention that Bianca chose to be reborn instead of moving on to Elysium? What if Bianca was reborn into Percy’s little sister? Like, the signs are little at first, but as she grows Percy starts to notice that his sister has the same toughness and independence Bianca had, and the willingness to do anything for family and then one day Percy just knows and he feels like maybe its just wishful thinking but he (embarrassed) tells Nico, expecting him to just disregard it, but instead Nico just smiles with a little bit of sadness in his eyes and nods because he had known all along just from her eyes and so Percy is just 10x more protective because theres no way in tartarus hes getting her hurt again and Nico makes it clear that he will cause anyone who hurts her immense pain so Percy’s sis has two designated badass older brothers who love her to death

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SO MARRIED it hurts every fibre of my being. Also, canonically, Watson has been trying on clothes in front of Sherlock, and Sherlock has been sharing (stealing) clothes with (from) Watson. (Probably even getting more than a feel and a whiff). And, how Sherlock lets go ‘cause staring into those beautiful eyes makes him weak. And that lil smile of Watson’s. So beautiful *cries*.

You know what upsets me? It’s not who is or isn’t in office as president of the United States, it’s how we are directly affected by who is chosen to be in office. Happens every 4 years in this country. Half the country is mad.

I’m watching people who love each other turn on each other and say hurtful things all in the name of someone who they don’t have a personal relationship with to begin with. Maybe if our identity was marked by the Kingdom of Christ and our relationship with Him, we wouldn’t let so much of our anger and hate be caused by a presidential election. What our country needs now more than ever is Jesus Christ.

Sun prioritizing Blake's physical and mental well-being over her personal wishes is not abusive, it's called being a responsible friend.

All you people saying “Sun isn’t being respectful to Blake’s wishes omg he’s an abusive stalker!!1!1” need to pull your head out of your ship’s ass for about five seconds and look at this realistically. 

Blake is falling/has fallen back into the stubbornness we saw in V2 that caused her to become an anxiety ridden, obsessive mess. It’s canon fact that Blake’s stubbornness can cause her to completely disregard her personal safety which could easily lead her to getting hurt or even killed. Sun isn’t “stalking” Blake because he wants her to fall in love with him or because he wants to have fun with her, he’s following her to make sure she is safe and not putting herself into a dangerous situation. The entire reason why Blake ran away was to protect the people she cared about from Adam and the WF. So naturally when she sees Sun, someone who she clearly cares about, she’s going to be upset because she feels that now he is directly in the line of fire. She doesn’t want Sun, Ruby, Weiss, or any of her other friends to get hurt like her partner did. Blake feels directly responsible for what happened to Yang hence why she feels the need to go about this alone so that her loved ones will remain safe despite the fact that it’s at the cost of her physical and emotional safety. The moment a person’s well-being becomes questionable their personal wishes no longer take priority, their physical and mental safety does. If Yang had been the one to follow Blake around to make sure she didn’t do anything irrational y’all would be overjoyed about how “caring” Yang was and would use it as another reason why your ship should become canon.

So seriously, fuck anybody who is trying to villainize Sun’s actions in this episode. Because it’s obvious to everyone that you don’t give a shit about Blake as an individual character and you only care about your god damn ship becoming canon.