cause thats totally what i decided when i was doing this

Things that I want more of:

Marmora raised Galra Kieth and papa Thace

tbh im so sad that I found this show so late. i missed all the theories of keith’s parents and now im stuck with this canon southern dude when i could have spent all this time believing in papa Thace and tiny, japanese mama kogane with all my heart…

i spent the drive to class this morning thinking about little human mama kogane being the pilot of another mission intercepted by the galra.

meeting thace and falling in love with this deceptively sweet undercover Galra man who tries his best to keep whats left of her crew alive and safe from the guards that like to rough them up to pass the time.

somehow they find the time to get her pregnant, she’s a regular little spit fire hotshot pilot and she loves mouthing off to the other guards and he’s beside himself because wow she’s great but holy shit that mouth is going to get her in so much trouble and it does.

haggar and the druids have been studying her and the rest of the crew since this is probably their first encounter with humans? idk, in my head her crew was like practice for what happened to shiro and his cybernetic arm. anyway thats how they realize she’s pregnant

they don’t realize the baby’s half galra tho, they think she was pregnant when she got there cause she’s pretty far along when they start these tests because the druids are evil scientists and they’re just like lets see how hard you can squeeze until it pops,

and that puts the baby in danger so she has to get out of there. she’s already decided she’ll die for this kid no question

so Thace coordinates an escape, sets up an escape pod and gives her the coordinates to the Marmora outpost

and honestly i really want to write and draw tiny bad ass human mama kogane heavily pregnant with baby keith escaping from the Galra, shooting and flying like a freaking ace because Keith had to get his pilot skills from somewhere, all the way to the Marmora outpost while she’s pm in the middle of labor.

I don’t even know how that timeline would work but i love it??

and once she gets to the outpost she’s in full on labor right?

she stumbles out of the pod and Ulaz, who’s probably received updates from Thace about this resilient little human pilot that he’s totally gone over and is like just ‘holy shit, what do?’ so she coaches him through the delivery cause she’s the definition of badass, and she finally gets to hold her little ass kicker and she knows what he’ll be a part of, knows what he’ll do and she also knows that she won’t be there to see him do it

but it’s ok cause she watches Ulaz clean him up so carefully and tenderly with this spellbound look in his eyes because it’s been so long since any of the Galra have seen children and there’s something hopeful about watching something so pure and innocent be born in the midst of war and she knows that her kid will be fiercely protected by the alien resistance

She tells him to name him Keith after her brother and her copilot who didn’t survive the druids experiments and she kind of just slips away because you have to kill your darlings.

I’m just saying this sounds better that whatever explanation they’re planning to give me for Tim Mcgraw over there…. (even though mama galra is a super awesome idea :))) )

anonymous asked:

Can I get separate relationship headcanons or scenarios for a SUPER short girl that's under 150cm with 3rd Gym + Oikawa? I'm really insecure with my height since I'm a midget at age 18 lmao. Your blog is amazing btw!

Thank you, Anon! And I way hope these are okay. I don’t really know what it’s like to be short - by any standards - on a personal experience, but I had a really good friend for a while who was 5′1″ that I based most of these off of.

Hope you enjoy!


Bokuto Koutarou

  • Legit treats this girl like a teddy bear. She will always be in his lap with his arms wrapped around her waist and he’ll have to qualms about pulling her across the couch or bed to get into that perfect cuddle position.
    • If that doesn’t suit her tastes, LET THE BABY KNOW. He’ll quickly shift gears to asking her to come cuddle. He doesn’t want to force anything on her, but he just adores her so much and can’t stand how cute she is when it’s so easy for those beefy muscles to carry her around.
  • And he would love picking her up when they kiss. Like, he’d bend down and hug her while she wrapped her arms around his neck and just stands. Her feet will dangle - like a foot off the ground! - and there’d be tons of giggle kisses!
  • Oh, go to a concert with him. Boy will be all over throwing her up onto his shoulders. Not only does he end up being that way cool boyfriend but he also has an excuse to kiss her thighs! Because, really, this owl does not mind his head getting crushed by those sexy legs.

Akaashi Keiji

  • I think when they first start dating this poor boy would just be afraid of losing her. Like, they probably when shopping together once and when he turned around she was just gone. Panic sets in when he can’t see her in the crowd but turns out she was just the row over behind a particularly tall clothing rack.
    • You better believe it’s a MUST that they are constantly holding hands when they go out now. He will not be taken to that heart wrenching moment ever again.
  • You don’t think this boy would be a little shit about height but he totally is. He’ll withhold kisses just to watch her struggle on her tiptoes in an attempt to reach his mouth. He’d be all smiles and wouldn’t even move a muscle.
    • OMG! What if she started climbing him like a jungle gym and he just tries to pretend like it isn’t happening until neither of them can hold back anymore! They start laughing and he makes up for his teasing with tons of kisses!

Kuroo Tetsurou

  • Adored giving her piggyback rides. Like, just let him do it. He loves having her wrap her arms around his neck, her thighs in his hands, and her head resting against his shoulder. Seriously, he’d beg for it, so just let the guy get his fill every now and then.
  • Oh, another thing he loves doing is hug her from behind and rest his head on top of hers. Even though he’s still slightly taller than her from there, he likes to see what they world looks like from her height. He won’t hold back on being a little brat about it either.
  • Okay, for real, I’m more than sure he used her to save a couple cats from trees and such. Since she’s so tiny and he’s so tall it’d be way easy just to lift her up so she could reach into the branches or perch on top of one.
    • Same strategy applies anywhere actually. If it’s high and just out of his reach, she’ll volunteer to be that extra length they need. Tol and smol make a great team.

Tsukishima Kei

  • The shittiest little shit about it. And he’s the tallest which makes it just that much worse. He absolutely adores her, of course, and when anyone else says something about her height his switch is flipped. No one says anything about his girl.
    • He’s probably be teasing her that she’s even smaller than Noya or something and Hinata comes along and starts giggling about it as well before Tsuki turns all serious and like, “shut up, you disgusting carrot, she’s perfect.”
  • Hear me out, they probably dance a lot - like, ballroom dance. Not only do they do the thing where she stands on his feet and he slowly totters around the living room, but on walks home, they’ll be holding hands when she suddenly twirls and he’s really quick to guide her under his arm and into his side. (Yama totally makes fun of him for it)
  • Dies when she decides to wear heels. I mean, he never has to worry about her being taller than him (sidenote: not that it would be a bad thing!) and let’s face it, she looks damn good in them. Probably the first time she wore them he had a really hard time adjusting where to put his hands since he had gotten so used to her usual height.

Oikawa Tooru

  • Despite the height difference, this kid is pro at taking selfies of them without either of them having to adjust much. It’s like a science at this point. And they’ll always turn out good which are quickly uploaded onto Instagram. #lovemyshortie
  • LOVES being the little spoon. I mean, yeah, he’ll be the big spoon, cause he loves cuddling and he will always bury his face in her neck, but sometimes a boy just wants to be held. He loves feeling her face pressed into his back and her arms wrapped around him, it’s just yes.
    • He also loves just being held by her, like with his head on her chest, his legs curled up over hers, and her arms around him. Yup, he’s a big boy but he’s also a big baby that needs to be pampered with love and affection.
  • He always gets a kick out of carrying her bridal style. Usually when they’re at home or something they’ll just be hanging out in the kitchen and then decide they’re going into the living room. So, he just swoops and carries her from place to place. She’s come to just expect it and when he starts to move in, she instinctively raises her arm to hang onto his shoulder.
SNK 93 in a nutshell
  • FIRST, TO THOSE WHO ARE STILL CONFUSED:
  • The setting: We are now in Marley, 4 years after the battle for Shiganshina. After losing the colossal titan to Armin, the Marley military weakened, causing a rival to start a war. They just won that war.
  • THE CAST:
  • Reiner: He's about 21 now. Big bro figure to the younger warriors. Remorseful.
  • Zeke: Important warrior, respected by Eldians and Marley alike. Royal blood.
  • Magath: The Marley commander in charge of Eldian Warriors. Rough and pragmatic, but not a horrible person.
  • Galliard: Current holder of Ymir's titan (Oh yeah, Ymir got eaten). Medium-High key bitter towards Reiner for letting his brother, Marcel, die.
  • Peak: The Mule Titan holder. A cute girl. *SHOCK AND AWE* She seems pretty chill.
  • The Warrior Cadets (all about 14):
  • Gabi: Excitable, proud, and capable. Loves Reiner a lot, unclear if it's hero worship or if she's pulling an Asuka and wants his ARMORED DICK.
  • Falco: The Shinji Ikari in this Asuka-Shinji-Kaji analogy. Doesn't want to be a warrior, disillusioned. Very selfless, but pretty sarcastic. Probably likes Gabi.
  • Udo: Paranoid, loud, speaks his mind, and kicks shit when he's mad.
  • Sophia: Little shit, deadpan, may or may not be best girl.
  • NOW LET'S GET STARTED:
  • Marley Admiral: So basically what you're saying is that we won, but at the cost of revealing to the whole world that the Titans are totally beatable with modern military technology.
  • Magath: Not to mention, we're in some serious shit since we colonized all those foreign people thinking the titan's power was enough to keep them in check. So we've got more shitstorms approaching than we can count on your two hands.
  • Zeke: Guys, I think we should invade the walls and try to get our titans back.
  • Admiral: Were you listening to anything anyone said in the past 5 minutes?
  • Zeke: Yes, and that's why we need to get the titans as soon as possible while they'll still serve as some minor deterrent. That way we can build up our military.
  • -------------------
  • Colt: Wow Zeke, you sure are cool, talking to Marley officers without bowing towards them the mandatory 9 times.
  • Zeke: Eh.
  • Colt: You're also the coolest titan ever. For some reason, when you inject someone with your titan's spinal fluid, you can turn them into titans and then control them when you want. Why can you do that? It's not like you have ryal blood.
  • Zeke: Heh Heh, yeah, totally. By the way, wanna hear a secret.
  • Colt: What?
  • Zeke, noticing Magath approaching: I can use my titan's long-ass arms to wipe my titan's hairy-ass ass.
  • Magath: Please, don't mind me. Continue talking about your titan's ass.
  • Zeke: Oh nevermind, let's exposition the audience some more.
  • Magath: Sounds good.
  • Zeke: All our ships we sent to the walls vanished, presumably destroyed by their titans. Not to mention, they have the Ackermen(TM) who were genetically engineered using Titan Science(TM) to kick my ass and haunt my dreams.
  • ------------------
  • Reiner, having dreams about almost dying twice: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.
  • Galliard: Sup bitch, I saw you having a nightmare so I decided not to wake you.
  • Galliard: By the way, fuck you for letting my brother (Marcel) die by being eaten by Ymir. Well, at least I got to eat Ymir and get his power back.
  • Audience: OH GOD MY SHIP IS DEAD.
  • Peak: Hey guys, I'm the cart titan and also a cute girl.
  • Audience: .........go on.
  • ------------------------------
  • Gabi, Falco, Udo, and Sophia hanging by the ocean:
  • Reiner: Heya, kiddos!
  • Gabi: REINER HI I MISSED YOU DID YOU MISS ME!
  • Reiner: Sure did, kiddo! *Pats head*
  • Sophia and Udo: Oh hey it's Reiner! *Head over to Reiner*
  • Reiner: *Pats heads*
  • Reiner: Hi, Falco!
  • Falco: ....Hello.
  • Gabi: HEY REINER LETS GO INTO TOWN!
  • Reiner: *Sneaks head pat onto Falco*
  • Falco: Reiner should be in bed.
  • Gabi: Falco, you can Falgo fuck yourself.
  • Reiner: *Urge to protect these adorable children intensifies*
  • ----------------------------
  • On a train heading back to their internment camp:
  • Colt, drunk off his ass: THREE CHEERS FOR GABI SHE'S A GODDESS OH MY GOD GABI YOU SAVED US ALL
  • Gabi: LET GO COLT I CAN'T BREATH
  • General: Magath, shut them up.
  • Magath: Oh, let them have their fun.
  • Reiner: So Gabi's probably going to inherit my Titan.
  • Falco: Yeah, and then she won't live a day past 27, if that.
  • Reiner: Are you talking shit about inheriting one of the 9 titans? You know they can punish you for that.
  • Falco: No, I, uh, Inheriting the titans sound great!
  • Reiner: Then do you want to? Do you want to inherit it in her place?
  • Falco: *Thinks about how Gabi will die if she inherits it*
  • Falco: Yes, I want to inherit it instead.
  • Reiner: Then become a better warrior than Gabi. Please, you have to, if you want to save her from the hell I went through.
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and yet again I try to draw cool shit but cant decide what to go with in the end

also dont let yourself be fooled by the art bc here’s what I think abt it: this can be fucking hilarious

so heres a list of hcs aka a list of things I might have to draw sometimes later bc its ass oclock rn and I gotta travel tomorrow but this is rly good AU why is organization-type AUs so good

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Okay, so I just saw a Tony and music headcanon which I absolutely and totally respect, because a classical music Tony is an awesome Tony that is a valid way of viewing the character.  However, I also completely and totally disagree with it and didn’t want to highjack that post to disagree.  Basically, fellow writer, you’re awesome and so is your headcanon which is totally valid and legit, but I’m gonna rift off it because I keep arguing with the post in my head.  

Maria started Tony on the piano at a young age.  Howard yelled and complained about how the kid could never keep still, so Maria taught him cords and basic piano warms ups.  She told him if he couldn’t keep still, he could go over the piano fingering in his mind.  He could even move his fingers if he needed to, going through the motions with his hands at his side as Howard ranted at him about how his latest robot was a failure, and keeping him still enough for photographers to take pictures of the engine while Howard put on his fake smile.

Tony would often hang in the doorway as his mother played and sang, hesitant to come in and interrupt her.  Music was numbers and frequencies and all sorts of things that were fascinating to Tony, but he couldn’t quite manage to fit them together into a song.  

It wasn’t until Maria came upon Tony struggling through “You’ll Never Walk Alone” from Carousel that she teaches him how to play music.  Maria the brilliant scientist who loved show tunes could explain to a young Tony Stark how to make music from the notes.  

From then on, Tony was a quick study.  He would often play as Maria sat by his side and sang along, from My Fair Lady to Evita, he would play and sometimes hesitantly sing along.  He fell in love with the quick wit of Cole Porter, often playing a quick bar or two and sing in a sarcastic tone when Howard railed on him for his failures.  Maria was always more fond of Irving Berlin, and he’d play “Blue Skies” whenever she was tired or angry.  

He always liked it when she played Rodgers and Hammerstein.  Sometimes she’d play “Impossible” from Cinderella when Tony felt like he couldn’t meet Howard’s high standards.  He was always mesmerized when she sang “Some Enchanted Evening” or “Something Good”. 

He sometimes thought about running away and working on Broadway.  He never had a way with lyrics, but he could compose a tune.  Surely he could find a partner and they’d create loads of shows that would become world famous.  But Howard would surely find him, so close to home, and the one time he tried to sneak off to the West End while visiting Aunt Peggy in London ended with her taking out a man who had been following Tony for nefarious purposes.  She was kind about it, but she had to take him home.  

Soon enough, he gave up on that dream and entered MIT, but he still couldn’t shake stealing away into one of the music shops and playing the occasional tune.  Some of the others found out about it and bullied him until he stopped.  But Rhodey could sometimes pull him away and ask him to play a song from The Wiz or some of the old Ella Fitzgerald jazz standards.  He also started to branch out at this time, coming up with piano versions of rock songs that he would play to make Rhodey laugh.

“Try to Remember” was the last song he heard her play before she died, and was always one of his favorites.  It was years before he could listen to the song again, much less play it.  Rhodey was the one who sat with him when he finally managed it, softly singing along even though he was never much of a singer because Tony couldn’t quite manage the words.  

Steve was shocked to hear old familiar songs coming from the Avengers common room one night when he couldn’t sleep.  He walked in to see Tony at the piano, singing some of the old Cole Porter songs.  Tony switched over to his own piano rendition of Highway to Hell as soon as he realized Steve was listening, but Steve had already found out.  After that, he’d sometimes join Tony, sitting at the piano and listening to the old tunes.  

It was during one of those times Tony admitted his mother had taught him, and he played “Try to Remember” for Steve.  It wasn’t one he recognized, but it had a soothing melody that made him think of Bucky, who he was still trying to find.  It was then Steve decided he could never tell Tony about what the Winter Soldier had done.  `Tony was finally in a place where he could play the song as a fond memory, and learning the truth would only cause more pain.  

After everything burned down, Steve only felt guilt when he heard the song or looked at a piano.  There were a lot of things he would never do differently, but not telling Tony the truth was a mistake.

After everything burned down, Tony sat at the piano, but couldn’t play.  He stared at the keys, but couldn’t will his hands to move.  When Rhodey would ask him to play, Tony would smile and say he was fine.

He’s always fine.

Sometimes Peter would hear haunting melodies of songs he had never heard before when he visited Avengers Tower.  He never found out where they came from, but he kind of liked listening to the old melancholy tunes before Tony finally showed up and gave him the latest upgrades for his suit.

voltron band au

band au bc???? i fucken wanna ok 

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  • shiro is the lead singer n he has one of the most velvety voices ever?? and everyone is like holy shit ma n,,, like holy fuck. he used to just sing in choirs and stuff but he eventually put that aside once befriending the rest of the band. his folks back at his small hometown weren’t exactly happy with his choice of music, but they’re proud enough. but not only can he sing, he can play the guitar too. shiro stans are constantly talking about his sharp handsome features along with his muscles. out of the band, hes the most collected of them all but has a bit of a goofy side that the fans freak out over. 
  • keith plays lead guitar and is a fucking beast at it. everyones a fan of keith’s guitar solos. his electric guitar is colored red and is named the Red Paladin. keith has been playing the guitar since age 8 when he was first put into guitar lessons. additionally, keith adds his own vocals at times and sometimes sings solos in songs. keith stans are attracted to him for his emo-like persona and a few jokingly refer to him as gerard way (which keith doesnt mind until the rest of the band begins calling him that too) and a lot of the fans are attracted to his ~mysterious~ personality. despite looking the scariest, hes actually a puppy at heart and is probably the dorkiest of the group 
  • lance plays the bass and plays it like a god. his rhythm is smooth and constant and everyone’s got a thing for his bass solos. he owns a blue bass that he calls the Blue Paladin (a mirror to keith’s guitar). he first self taught himself the guitar at age 12 and then further on taught himself how to play the bass. he too provides vocals and the group all agrees that he harmonizes best with keith. to the fanbase, he is revered as memelord and king of shitpost. hes the one whos constantly dabbing and making awful jokes at concerts. lance stans love him for his charisma and oozing confidence. he is one of the funniest and light hearted of the band. 
  • pidge plays the keyboard and can play at such a fast rate it rivals sonic’s speed (lance’s words). when shes playing the keyboard she is completely in the zone, eyes trained as her fingers glide across her instrument. in between songs at concerts though, shes always ready to provide a joke at the expense of her teammates (all in love ofc). shes also the one in charge of the effects that go on during concerts (aka how lights will go, whats on the monitors, etc). the smartest of the bunch, pidge is also considered the most savage and wont hold anything back. pidge stans love her for her fiery personality and just maybe bc pidge is adorably tiny 
  • hunk plays the drums and is phenomenal. hes always so enthusiastic to play and has the most energy to play during a concert. his beats are the backbone of their songs and as a member is the heart of the band. he began playing the drums at a young age and was always fascinated by music. he lovingly refers to his drum set as the yellow paladin and he insists pidge call her keyboard the green paladin but she finds it ridiculous. he is also the one they depend on to fix their instruments and equipment, seeing as hes rather handy with those things. hunk’s fanbase loves him for his kind personality and humor. along with keith, he too is a bit of a puppy and the fans l ov e it. hes also the most hard working of the band, always the last one to leave the studio bc he just HAS to get this right. 
  • allura is actually a solo artist herself and was the one who discovered them. she saw them playing at one of their small gigs one time and decided that they needed to tour with her. she is the daughter of alfor altea, owner and creator of Altea Records. allura offers the band a recording label there, to which they agree to gladly. as a solo artist, she has a large following. her voice is known in the business for being so powerful with her barely trying. she serves as a mentor to the band and helps as much as she can. 
  • coran is allura’s manager and works for alfor at altea records. as allura’s manager, he also doubles as the band’s manager too. very quirky and a bit of an oddball, coran always has ideas and is the best when it comes to PR. he too is known by the fans as manager and often stars in the band + allura’s social media. this gains coran a few fans that hes awfully proud of and thinks its the best thing in the universe. (he also lowkey totally has a crush on alfor but as if hed ever act on that but in reality alfor is trying his best to make it known to the redhead that his feelings are reciprocated) 
  • um ofc the band’s name is Voltron what did u expect 
  • shiro and keith were the first ones of the band basically. keith convinced shiro that his voice was fucking good as hell man and that he should quit choir and maybe start up something new 
    • they end up meeting pidge, lance, and hunk after performing at some open mic night bc lance decided hed insult the song they performed (which keith wrote) it was eventually settled when lance admitted that shiro’s voice was amazing though and that keith’s guitar playing was pretty good
      • “not too good of course”
    • after a week or so when shiro first learns that the others play instruments, it hits him that theyve been whats missing all along and eventually they all come together and form voltron 
  • despite originally clashing, keith and lance actually make a pretty good team and write some of the best lyrics together 
  • shiro is constantly acting as a buffer for each of them, often at times having to cross out inappropriate lyrics or song choices
    • “for the last time, pidge, we’re not gonna write a song about birds fucking”
    • “its a perfectly good song and you know it" 
  • hunk coming up with the best beats and rhythms and all out of nowhere just because he was randomly tapping his hands against some object 
  • pidge playing pranks on them during concerts and one time steals shiro’s mic when he’s occupied on a different part of the stage 
  • um yeah ofc the fans ship #klance and the two blush and get flustered over it every time its mentioned but they get together eventually bc honestly everyone saw it coming 
  • the top two things people look forward to in meet and greets: touching shiro’s bicep and getting to experience one of hunk’s bear hugs 
  • fans know about hunk’s passion for cooking so they like to tweet him about it. some even go as far as gifting him food and its honestly the sweetest thing ever
    • hunk sends out a personalized thank you tweet to everyone who gives him food
  • keith is constantly being asked by the fans to wear eyeliner
    • emo style bc they already have shiro wearing winged eyeliner
  • the band going through the the internet to see what fans are saying and being simultaneously overwhelmed with happiness and also confused as to what the hell theyre going on about
    • “why are they calling me daddy? am i a fatherly figure?" 
    • ”…im a sinnamon roll”
    • “wait who the fuck just called me a rip off pete wentz”
    • “why are people making so many memes of keith but not me?? the actual memelord??”
    • “someone just called me a cinnamon roll?? thats the most adorable compliment ever"
  • allura constantly having to Stop them from posting awful things on their social media 
    • “shiro i dont think #dicksoutforharambe is the social movement you want your name tagged onto”
    • “but lance said it was for a good cause”
  • everyone in the band realizes that coran is head over heels for alfor and finds it both hilarious and endearing but also sad bc?? hes so oblivious?? its so obvious alfor likes him back smh 
    • except for lance though. he isnt even aware until hunk makes a joke about coran and alfors’ wedding 
  • their fanbase being called paladins bc why not
    • (sorry im not letting it be called quiznaks. i cant let us be called fucks i just cant)
  • band selfies more like “pidge i understand its difficult for you to be seen but you dont have to stand on the table–no dont argue its not safe”
  • pidge can secretly rap hella good and decides to showcase it one time in lance’s snapchat story
    • SHE RAPS NICKI MINAJ’S MONSTER VERSE ONE TIME N IT IS WILD AF
  • lance wont stop making lance bass jokes and no one knows why exactly
  • o god hunk driving all the fans wild when he throws his drum sticks out to the crowd at the end of a concert and is smiling widely in all his sweat filled glory
  • also shiro totally always purposely wears sleeveless shirts at concerts bc Oh Yeah
    • o and also shiro still has a prosthetic arm in this au just saying 
  • hunk and pidge fucking around with the stage equipment and stuff for shits n giggles
    • until allura and shiro find them n tell them to stop
  • one time lance is told to do the opening to one of their songs at a concert and he just strums his bass idly before saying “anyway, here’s wonderwall”
  • oh my god keith answering interviewer’s questions impulsively without thinking
    • “what part are you from?”
    • “my mother’s womb part”
  • they all adopt a black cat as their band mascot (irl they just wanted a cat) named voltron who constantly wears a multi colored sweater (red,blue,yellow,green) which was knitted personally by lance.
  • pls imagine thEm playig THE VOLTRON THEME SONG EVERY BEGINNING OF A CONCERT

,,,,,,,,, b an d a u

anonymous asked:

hc's for the paladins reacting to their s/o agreeing after they said "marry me" over something hilariously arbitrary

ITS TOO CUTE STOP IT IM DYING

Shiro

-It happened after s/o is massaging his shoulders, it just felt so amazing and he was so relaxed he just chuckled and said ‘please marry me’

-He was expecting a chuckle or maybe a playful slap but then they changed the rule books on him and he is petrified

-All his recently loosened muscles are now tense again and his body temperature spikes to a dangerous level

-He gets more flustered than s/o has ever seen. He is suddenly stumbling over his words and giving a nervous broken laugh as he tries to remember how to speak

-He tries to explain that this is not how he planned on purposing, not that he had been planning, but if he did give it any thought which okay maybe he did but nothing he had put into motion and oh god oh god abort mission he can’t handle this

-He only stops his ramblings when s/o kisses him and tells him that they were joking but then Shiro gets oddly quiet and calm again and just blurts out “But … would you ever consider marrying me?” and now its s/o turn to lose all brain function

Keith

-He actually said it as an attempt at a joke. They were sparring together and s/o landed a really good hit on him so he blurted out “If you like me that much why don’t you just marry me?”

-When he hears them say yes he drops his guard completely and ends up getting hit in the face HARD

-It ends in a bloody nose and he is actually really glad for the distraction because he seriously lost the ability to talk 

-While s/o is fawning over him and his new injury they actually think that they gave him a concussion or something he is so quiet so starts to freak out asking Keith if he needs to go into the healing pod 

-Keith ignores all these questions and the first thing he remembers how to say is “When we finally win lets do it.” and s/o is all confused and thinks this confirms their concussion idea but Keith just gets this small smile and shakes his head

-”No I’m serious. After this whole … war or whatever you want to call it is over lets get married” 

Pidge

-She probably said it after several days of no sleep working on some nonsense, like getting her video games to be compatible with the castle’s system

-S/o handed her a tool or brought her a snack and she just blurted it out in a monotone

-S/o probably said yes in the same tone and they just went on with their night until it suddenly occurred to Pidge in the middle of the night where she sits up bolt right in bed screaming “WAIT WHAT”

-Cue running down the hall and shaking s/o awake “okay so you said you would marry me and thats great but how to you feel about marriage??”

-S/O has no recollection of saying anything about it and just wants to go to sleep ‘Pidge go to bed’ ‘Just … give me an answer … please?’ and s/o is shocked by how intense she is with this and it makes them blush 

-It leads to a real heart to heart about where they want to go with their relationship in the future and just brings them closer and finally Pidge is able to get a good nights sleep

Lance

-He gets into this habit of saying it irnoically just all the time to every small thing that s/o does

-They bring him a drink? ‘Marry me’ They burp in front of him? ‘Marry me’ They were something extra cute? ‘Marry me’ They match puns with him ‘Omg marry me’

-S/o finally decides to flip the tables and next time he says this they get all teary eyed, pull him into a deep kiss and say as sweetly as possible ‘Of course I will marry you~’

-Lance is dead on the scene. He is sweating buckets and his voice is cracking and wow okay this is happening and he knew this would happen one day but god he can’t handle it

-He then flips the tables again! And he gets down on one knee and pulls out this cheap plastic ring from a toy machine and makes a whole show out of asking for their space hand in space marriage (cause its totally different than real marriage)

-S/o learned that day that Lance is actually more prepared to take a joke farther than anyone in the universe

-But its also kind of sweet cause afterwards they are cuddling and laughing and Lance lets it slip that one day he will get them a better ring and its just so sweet and wonderful really

Hunk

-He is probably super careful about letting things like this slip actually. He takes these things very seriously cause is very much a romantic

-But i can imagine it happening in a super relaxed and intimate setting, like on vacation in the morning with the sunlight shining in on them while they have breakfast in bed and he just sighs after they feed him a piece of fruit and he dreamily says “Marry me~”

-Then there is just silence cause neither of them are sure if he meant it or not, its all held breaths and intensely staring into each others eyes. S/o finally breaks the silence by saying really sweet and shy “I know that wasn’t um real but … if you ever did want to ask … I’d probably say yes”

-Hunk then just smothers s/o in kisses and secretly starts planning how he is actually going to purpose

anonymous asked:

Ok so YES I love the long distance internet friends au but consider! Long distance wrong number au

honestly anon, thank you so much for this tonight. 

i took long distance and made it loooooong distance to the point where it probably doesn’t make sense, but ~~suspension of disbelief~~

texts between adrien and the mystery person (wow i wonder who) are in italics because theyre in french. also i didnt want to bother anyone so ‘numéro inconnu’ is from google translate so im sorry for….that

finally i tried to streamline how i do texts for this just because the way i do texts is usually a lot clunkier? so it looks more like wanna chat but isnt in like….the contact names are still what the other person would see? like when it says pretty boy thats ninos contact name for adrien and—

frick just tell me if its too confusing and tell me how to fix it im really tired

[on ao3 in case the read more is a butt and wont open]


2:51 PM
unknown number: Did this work?????
unknown number: a;slkdfjadj its me btw
unknown number: I mean duh its me who else would it be
unknown number: If you screenshot this conversation al I swear to go d Ill kill you

Adrien squints at his phone. Not only does he not know this number, but the text are in French. That’s…unusual. He thinks that it’s a lucky coincidence that his father is from France and insisted he learned the language before replying.

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anonymous asked:

ummmm..... I LOOOVE YOUR WORK (≧∇≦) YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SUPER TALENTED! Are YOU A GENIUS???? Sorry for caps...(´-`)If you don't mind, may I request an hc about the RFA + minor trio mistaking mc's twin for mc? Maybe they see her twin with another guy, so they ask mc about it or something... I just love love love your writtiiinngg~~~ I can write whole page! It's all so good that I they're all my favorite! (´Д` ) Sorry if its unclear/bad grammar... Bye(・◇・)/~~~

RFA + MTrio React to Mistaking CM for MC

Omg pls you guys are feeding my ego so much
And don’t worry about your grammar!! Grammar is the hardest part of any language, I cry when I speak anything other than English cause “How do say this” 

Ok anyways

Some of these are going to be those totally cliché “Secret Twin” scenarios that are kind of angsty but I’m gonna try some more lighthearted ones too because I feel like the “I SAW YOU WITH ANOTHER MAN IM LEAVING YOU!!!1!1!” “Babe thats my twin” scenarios have been used quite a bit and I don’t want to pump out something that’s already out here

If you decide you want those scenarios instead though then let me know! Because if you just happen to reallllly like that specific case then I’ll do a short drabble focusing on that

Also sorry in advance for the Choi twin ones, I just feel like they would know about MC’s twin and I the writing for them isn’t up to par with the others but I didn’t want to postpone posting for much longer because of it.

Ok I talk too much lets go

Yoosung:

  • He’s walking by a cafe near campus when he sees you sitting across from another guy
  • He stops dead in the side walk and stares in the window
  • At first he thought you were maybe just..discussing something? With some guy? Who you never told him about…?
  • No he didn’t think that at all his brain went straight to the worst but he couldn’t bare to think it so he came up with every excuse in the book.
  • MC’s a spy and they have to kill this guy
  • He’s a new RFA recruit???
  • He’s a dealer and MC’s buying drugs
  • MC is secretly a vampire and just trying to eat this guy
  • Every thought bubble he had was popped when you leaned over the table and planted a kiss on the mans cheek
  • Yoosung heard his heart-
  • rrrng rrrrng rrrrng rrrng
  • He was going to say breaking but apparently his heart rings when broken?
  • He looked at his phone and your Caller ID was up
  • “Huh?” He looked from his phone to the window, where ‘you’ were still sitting and talking with the strange man
  • He answers the phone, voice a little shakey “H-Hello?”
  • “Yoosung? Hey! Sorry to call but on your way home can you grab soup. I’m feeling like soup for dinner tonight.”
  • ….
  • “Yoosung?”
  • “MC…how are you doing this?”
  • “…Doing what Yoosung?”
  • “Are you a vantrilaquist?”
  • “Yoosung pls just what the fuck are you talking about”
  • “I’m staring at you through a window having coffee with another man…but you’re on the phone with me.”
  • “1. Yoosung that’s creepy that you’re staring at two strangers 2…”
  • His phone beeped and he looked down to see you sent him a picture of you sitting on the couch with a controller in hand, soda on the table, blankly staring at the camera.
  • He snapped a picture of the ‘you’ in the window and sent it back
  • “Yoosung that’s my sister and her boyfriend you egg”
  • “Your sister???? What???”
  • “I told you I had a sister!”
  • “NOT THAT YOU GUYS WERE TWINS”
  • “I assumed when you met her you’d be with me…not that this would happen. This is some TV style mess.” You chuckled, feeling a little guilty. Reflecting on it, you probably would have been upset too if you thought a look a like Yoosung was putting the moves on someone else “So……soup?”
  • “Yeah babe of course, what do you want?”

Jaehee

  • She was at the cafe making -cue Savior Meme going and making a post about Jaehee owning a musical theatre instead- a new brew when you walked in
  • She sees you and casts a warm smile and a “Hey Honey”
  • The person Jaehee thought to be MC cocks their head, slightly confused, but brushes it off as Jaehee being a very friendly Barista
  • The copy cat you stands at the counter, waiting about a minute before Jaehee realizes their presence at the spot
  • “Dear, what are you doing?”
  • The customer furrows their brows and responds slowly, somewhat confused “Ordering coffee…”
  • Jaehee chuckles, amused at you playing customer. She just shakes her head and walks over to the register
  • “Alright, what’ll you have?”
  • “I’ll have an iced Mocha with extra cream no sugar.”
  • Jaehee scribbles it on a cup and gets to work making the drink “Weird choice for you. Didn’t think you were a fan of  mocha, you always seem to prefer vanilla”
  • “I do?” 
  • “Yes silly, you always ask for French vanilla flavoring.”
  • “I ne-” Before your clone can respond though, Jaehee has finished up the drink and handing it over
  • As ‘You’ take the drink, Jaehee leans over the counter and plops a quick kiss on your cheek
  • ‘You’ are frozen on the spot
  • Jaehee opens her eyes to see why you’re suddenly so frigid towards her, but when she opens them she can’t help but glance behind you and see…YOU??
  • “MC?” Jaehee jumped back looking between you and your look a like.
  • “MC?” Your twin turns to you, face still flushed from their sudden kiss. “Is this the surprise you had for me??? A super friendly barista??”
  • “Surprise???” Jaehee exclaimed, still looking between the two of you. “Wait you’re not MC???”
  • Finally you stepped in to clear the confusion
  • “Jaehee! This is my twin …. CM. CM, this is my new Cafe that I run with my girlfriend!”
  • “Girl..friend.” CM turns to look at Jaehee, at the same time the two of them realize everything that just happened concerning the confusion.
  • “I am so so so so so so so so so sorry” Jaehee can not stop apologizing no matter how many times CM says it’s ok.

Zen

  • It was  opening night for his new show
  • He was pumped
  • Sure because of the show, but also because you had shot him a text earlier that day that you were going to bring your sibling. 
  • Zen had yet to meet anyone in your family, so he was excited that you were going to start introducing him to them. It showed how ready you were to spend your life with him and that just made him giddy.
  • So after the show was over he couldn’t wait to find you
  • He scanned the crowd and eventually spotted you in the crowd with a bouquet of roses
  • MC is so sweet he hummed to himself
  • That was his sole moment of calmness before the storm
  • He watched as his coworker walked up to you and started chatting you up. Zen was on the other side of the auditorium, trying to push his way through the flock of people set on congratulating him, so he couldn’t run to your rescue as fast as he liked.
  • He was frustrated but he knew you could handle yourself
  • At least that’s what he thought until his fellow actor’s hand found it’s way to your hand, where the thumb gently brushed back and forth. 
  • Zen’s face turned red, and the shade only grew deeper when he saw his douche bag scene mate’s mouth turn into a cocky looking smirk.
  • He found superhuman speed and agility to push through the crowd and end up right behind you, where he wrapped his arms around you tightly and pressed a long kiss to your cheek
  • “Honey, there you are.” Zen sounded so sweet while his blazing red eyes stared daggers into the green ones of his coworker.
  • “Zen? This is your girlfriend?”
  • “Yes, this is my girlfriend MC.” Zen squinted at the guy. How dare he pretend not to know, Zen only pointed out MC every time she came to a show. Every time she picked him up from rehearsal. Every time-
  • “You said your name was CM” The Actor turned a confused stare to the person in Zen’s arms
  • “I-” They tried to say but
  • “CM?” Zen questioned, he spun them around only to realize “You’re not MC.”
  • “No I’m” Cm tried to say
  • “Zen!” You interjected as you ran over to the 3. “Sorry, I had to run to the bathroom. CM thanks for holding the flowers. Speaking of which, Zen I see you’ve met my twin”
  • Zen’s face turned bright red with blush this time
  • He turned to his fellow actor and CM and started apologizing profusely 

Jumin

  • He knew you had a brother….or…a sister? …or both?
  • He lied he had no clue, he just knew you had some sort of sibling.
  • He was unaware it was a twin
  • A twin who worked as an assistant for a company but was looking to switch, so when they saw C&R was hiring a new chief assistant, they threw an application in
  • So here is Jumin, just sorting through some applications when he sees
  • “CM PlayerPants” 
  • He smirks at the paper, seeing all the information filled out is yours. Your home address, the general store you lived near, your school, graduation, etc.
  • Your picture was even you, just you in a suit and looking very hot professional
  • Now lets face it you and Jumin did some kinky shit sometimes
  • Sometimes your love life together involved role playing
  • Jumin was surprised at how much effort you put into this, but he wasn’t going to spoil it. 
  • He types in the phone number, it’s not your usual cell number, what did you get a prepaid phone just for this?
  • He was in awe with your dedication
  • Rrrng rrrng rrrng
  • “Hello?” Your voice answered
  • He couldn’t hide the smirk on his face “Hello there, Kitten.”
  • “I-I’m sorry?”
  • “Oh my bad” He corrected himself “Hello there, Ms. Playerpants. This is Jumin Han from C&R calling about your application”
  • “Oh! Uh, Hello! Yes, what can I do for you? Does it need any clarification?”
  • “Oh no no no, I think I read you loud and clear.” He lazily flipped through the pages of the resume in front of him
  • “Oh..ok. Is this about the position then?”
  • “Yes” A smirk found it’s way to his lips “Speaking of which, what is your favorite position?”
  • “Excuse me? I don’t think I understand?” The voice on the end was clearly taken aback. Damn, you were making him work for this.
  • “Well I figured I’d give you a say in the matter tonight since you put sooo much work into this. So Kitten, tell me, what would you like to do tonight? Maybe I’ll buy some toys on the way home an-”
  • “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????” Click.
  • Jumin just stared at the phone confused. He shrugged it off because his desk phone went off, and when he answered it was his father calling him to a meeting. Jumin resolved to just handle whatever happened with you when he got home
  • After a long work day he came in the door to see you waiting for him. “Hello Kitten.”
  • “Hey Babe, how was work?”
  • “Good, aside from this strange phone call I made today” A small grin on his face
  • “Oh?” You cocked an eyebrow.
  • “Yes,” He purred as he walked over and started rubbing your shoulders “I thought I had found a new assistant”
  • “OH!” You exclaim, jumping up and remembering something “I forgot to tell you this morning! My twin is applying for the chief assistant job, it completely slipped my mind.”
  • “Your…twin?” Jumin cocked his brows now
  • “Yes! CM!”
  • “C….M” Jumin was quick to catch on to his mistake “Oh my god”

Seven

  • Lets face it
  • You guys may be sick of hearing this but 
  • He knew
  • Of course he knew
  • He stalked the ever-loving-shit out of you
  • He saw photos of the two of you together
  • He insists on you and your twin joining him and Saeran out for lunch all the time
  • You guys have the certified Twin Club in his brain
  • The 4 of you spend so much time together Seven can tell the slight difference between your hair and your twins. How your twin is about a centimeter taller. Your eyes are a little more wide.  He knows. 
  • Which is why he isn’t caught off guard when your twin and you show up in the same room
  • He’s not confused when he sees CM out kissing someone 
  • He knows
  • He loves it
  • #TwinSquad

V

  • His eyesight is so bad he has mini heart attacks once a week thinking he sees you out in public holding hands with someone else
  • Over time he stops freaking out, he starts to recognize you easier, which means he can play ‘Spot the Blurry Difference’ a little better when you two aren’t together
  • Until one day he’s on set doing a photo shoot for a Modeling company that requested his help
  • And he sees…MC? With a headset on ordering some people around to do this and that.
  • The voice is the same. He knows MC’s voice damn well. 
  • And that is MC
  • “MC..” V quietly calls out but with no answer.
  • ‘MC’ Disappears into the crowd of models
  • What the fuck. How could you not tell him? He was a little hurt you never shared your work life with him. Was this where you were when the two of you weren’t together? Did you think he wouldn’t be impressed because he usually focuses on more artsy photography??? Did he say something??? MC please why don’t you love hi-
  • “Hey Hun!” 
  • MC!? V whirled around to see you, but you were talking to one of the models, very flirtatiously he may add. Your hand on their arm and a sweet, sweet smile on your face as you looked at them. He could see that much.
  • He felt his heart break a bit, how could you pretend not to even see him?
  • No. No this couldn’t be you. 
  • Jihyun Kim trusts and loves you and refuses to believe you’d be evil *cough*LikeHowHeTrustedSnakeBitch*cough* 
  • He marches well marches as good as you can while visually impaired up to ‘MC’ and taps them on the arm.
  • MC turns “Can I help you?”
  • “I’m sorry, but you look extremely like a friend of mine. Her name is MC-”
  • The set director in front of him suddenly seems much more friendly “Oh! That’s my twin! Wait, are you V?? MC mentioned they were dating a photographer I didn’t realize it was the one we hired for today! Oh, I’m sorry, Hello I’m CM!”
  • Relief. So much fucking relief on V’s heart.

Vanderwood

  • Neither you nor Vanderwood were aware that Seven was being devious today
  • He had been scarce all day, leaving the two of you to go through the day in overall peacefulness. You guys had spent a bit of time together, but eventually you got up to start cleaning and doing some chores.
  • Yep that’s all normal
  • Until you suddenly walk in the door you did not leave out of
  • “MC?” Vandy stared at you as you looked at him, then walked straight back out the door you just came in
  • Then you walked in the door he thought you originally left from.
  • You crossed the room and into the hall, out of site. He was left a little slackjawed and confused
  • Then you entered from the door he just saw you enter from. Wait what
  • “MC how-”
  • You giggled and ran out another door
  • Only to come back from the hall
  • “OK LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK”
  • His outburst made you jump
  • “Vanderwood wha-”
  • Two doors behind you silently opened, and two almost carbon copies of you peaked their heads through and shushed Vanderwood
  • He was speechless and just violently pointed trying to get you to turn around, but by the time you did the copies of you were gone
  • “What in the fuck-”
  • “Vanderwood what is-”
  • “Yeah Vanderwood why-” An MC copy asked running in from the hall
  • “What’s going on?” Another one said coming in from a room
  • “What the” You looked around and Vanderwood was rubbing his eyes like crazy trying to get whatever form of psycho out of them. 
  • Upon further inspection, you realized one of your clones didn’t look like you aside from the fact they were wearing your clothes and had on a wig that looked like your hair “Seven?”
  • “You got me! Lucky~~Aha~!” Seven cheered pulling the wig off
  • “So who is-” Vanderwood looked to the last copy
  • “Oh, I’m CM! I’m MC’s twin. 707 asked if I would help him out with a little prank and I couldn’t say no” Cm giggled.
  • You all had a good laugh
  • Except Vanderwood

Saeran

  • Ok, you guys might hate me for this one
  • But
  • I feel like he also knows
  • I feel like Seven has told him, and dragged him out on the #TwinClubDates
  • There’s no way Seven wouldn’t constantly talk about you 4 being goals
  • He takes group pictures of you guys all the time
  • He shows Saeran photos of CM constantly asking if he and Saeran look more alike than MC and CM
  • Buuut
  • Even though Saeran knows, he’s totally fucked up before
  • I bet he’s accidentally kissed CM before when MC’s in a spot then leaves only for CM to be left standing somewhere close to where Saeran last saw MC
  • He’s definitely had to play the “Which one am I dating” game when you two first started going out. And he has failed and accidentally grabbed Cm’s hands, causing you two to giggle despite Saeran’s obvious saltiness
  • I’m sorry. This one is really weak but I don’t really have any ideas for it because I feel like Saeran wouldn’t make a big slip up since he’d know MC had a twin cause of Seven. 

Episode 87, part 1: did you know one of my favourite things about DSOD is that Jounouchi doesn’t duel in it? No reason.

Jounouchi is facing Rishid in a duel of deceit (and cards); Rishid is pretending to be Malik and Jounouchi is pretending to be someone who can play this fucking card game 

You sure did, hon.

Things aren’t looking good for Jounouchi; he’s facing Rishid’s creepy snake-monsters summoned from Trap cards, and he doesn’t have anything to protect himself with except his Scapegoats, or squishy-sleep-sheep as I like to call them.

Uh-oh! The squishy-sleep-sheep have dissolved! 

… Okay is NO ONE even glancing behind them, like this is SO BLATANT I feel embarrassment on behalf of Malik for being so cocky and brazen and foolish that he thought that this would work AND IT IS WORKING

Speaking of embarrassing overconfident megalomaniacs

… I feel like this is the result of living in an environment where usually when he says something he thinks is a really sick burn, the reactions are “Excellent burn, Mr Kaiba Sir, pls don’t fire me” and “haha good one Big Brother and I should know, I’m a 10-year-old!”

Anyway, Jounouchi’s about to give up, which I was very excited about, until someone had to be a RUINER and convince him to keep fighting and that person was Mai and dammit she’s too gorgeous to stay mad at. She invokes the duelists Jounouchi defeated to get to the finals:

“That depends, are we talking about Haga, who cheats a lot and runs away from consequences? Or Esper Roba, who also cheated a lot and had a meltdown when he started losing? Or maybe Mako, who panicked when he started losing and tried to give up? Cause my answer is either ‘start cheating’ or ‘cry and give up’ and I’m getting the impression from your tone that that’s not what you want??”

Seriously talk about worst examples ever.

Shizuka also decides to get in on the Platitudes That Don’t Align With Reality party

at WHAT?

Even if we take the assumption - and it’s a wrenching one - that “playing card games really intensely instead of going to school or getting a real job” counts are “working hard”. Even then. I’m extremely dubious that Jounouchi has actually worked hard at any point except, like, once it gets past halfway point in a duel.

… The Shizuka+Jounouchi stuff is usually super cute but that’s a liiiiiitle codependent there honey

Everyone in this show needs therapy.

For example!

This is some Grade A childhood trauma tbh and we are only BOARDING the Trauma Train for the Ishtar siblings….!

“We lived in oppressive crushing darkness, of course, but the metaphorical light to live. As a second-class sibling. With only some beatings.”

#AU-where-Momma-Ishtar-lives #and-the-Ishtars-are-well-adjusted  #and-emotionally-healthy  #so-Battle-City-is-just-Kaiba-duelling-Atem  #and-then-some-hot-Egyptians-show-up  #and-give-Atem-some-cards  #and-everyone-goes-sightseeing 

But I get ahead of myself. Rishid asks Jounouchi why he’s dueling in this tournament and Jounouchi thinks of how Yugi and Yami are minding Red Eyes for him and says:

Which is ALARMING because that happened AFTER you signed up for the damn tournament and that was only, like, YESTERDAY, so, like, did you HAVE a reason for entering? Do you remember what it was?

And then he’s like, anyway, if I give up…

Um, I don’t think Ryota would care? You met Esper Roba fucking yesterday so he probably also doesn’t care? And who fucking cares whether Haga cares or not??

This is such a weird angle for me. Tellingly, it doesn’t come up with Yami, who dueled against a series of literal murderers! Some of whom are dead now anyway!

They in fact did not, young man. Certainly not nobly.

But whatever.

Okay at this point Yami has gotten interested and decides he wants to be part of the 5-way shouting match that’s happening across and around the duel arena, so he ASKS YUGI’S PERMISSION TO TAKE OVER FOR A BIT

AHHHHH THEY’RE SO CUTE AND YAMI’S SO RESPECTFUL OF YUGI’S BODILY AUTONOMY YESSS #consentissexy

But then weirdly, this is his contribution:

Which is a super sweet callback to a moment Jounouchi had with YUGI, not Yami. Jeez, no wonder Jounouchi’s fucking confused about who he’s promised to duel. Maybe they’re deliberately trolling him?

At this point, they deign to proceed with the actual fucking card game, and Jounouchi pulls off a great combo: deliberately discarding a card…

and retrieving it with Graverobber to bypass sacrificing to summon!

Who does he choose?

the Trap Deck’s worst nightmare: Janky Jinzo

Who promptly destroys all the snake-abominations, thank christ

And then Jounouchi just has to make it weird again.

OMFG GIVE IT BACK THEN

“haha good one Big Brother and I should know, I’m a 10-year-old!”

anonymous asked:

kent parson thoughts??

oh! yes! I actually do have thoughts for what I think is going to happen with Parse in the future, so without further ado, I bring to you [MARSHALL]:

(note: reading back over this after writing it, I can confirm that this post is a Mess. Like how many times can I just ramble in parenthesis? I don’t even know. Over 15 at least. including this one. my god. STILL HERE YOU GO:)

My Idea for What Could Happen with good ole Kenny P

  • Okay, so something that has been mentioned but not addressed in the comic is that it was once Rumored that Jack and Kent were involved. In Parse 2, Ransom and Holster talk about how close they were, how there were rumors, how there were rumors about the rumors, and then note that there is a “trove” of Jack Zimmermann/Kent Parson fanfiction. Obviously, this is a nod towards the bigger RPF hockey ships (like… sid/geno? I don’t actually read RPF but I think thats one…)
  • ANYWAY, enough is made of this friendship (with a question mark/astrix) that both get asked about how they are preparing for their game against each other and then they have a pretty intense first game
  • THE POINT IS: It is unclear just how far the rumors about Jack and Parson go. Is it the shippers who really believed they were together? Or was this a more widely whispered about rumor that some more “official” news sites mentioned? We really don’t know, but…
  • What we do know is that N has said Parse is the antagonist to Bitty’s plotline (of course I cannot find this exact quote right now but I am like 82% sure those are the exact words she uses… maybe. idk now im all turned around. did she not say this? why do i believe this to be true? oh well, for now:). Parse = Antagonist. (Note, antagonist does not necessarily mean despicable human being. Like, if you would like to see KP as that, I am not stopping you, I’m just pointing out that that is not the official definition of Antagonist and not really how I see him and my opinion has doubtless impacted my ideas.) The Antagonist has to fuck up the protagonist’s proverbial day. (Also, I’m not going to add this here but, dude, the development of the Antagonist as Totally Evil in Western Culture is really interesting! Ack, no side rants. Okay, moving on:)
  • SO, the more obvious route to go here is that Parse tries to break up Bitty and Jack (well, there was also the disastrous conversation at the Epikegster which some use to classify him as The Antagonist already but I am not going that far yet because, honestly, as shitty as that moment was for Jack, it did not really affect JackandBitty or the Zimbits ship. I’m assuming Year 4, we need some drama or threat of drama to the actual ship in order for KP to get Full Antagonist Status. He’s gotta fuck up Bitty’s day. Not just Jack’s).
  • However, in terms of: Parse tries to Openly Break Up Zimbits– I just don’t see the comic going there. First of all, Jack and Bitty seem like Stability Personified, so I can’t even picture how this would go: Parse: Zims, leave Bitty and be with me. Jack: No. Parse: damn. Alright. *goes to listen to sad music alone* — This is not very climactic, yet anything else would be out of character for Jack. (like Jack actually considering leaving Bitty or really anything Parse has to say would be bizzare bc even Senior-Year-Stressed Jack did not buy what Parse was selling and now Jack is Professional-Athlete-APlus-Boyfriend Jack so like… nah, don’t see it)
  • So basically, we need a way for Parse to be his full Antagonist Self while also being… not an Actual Comic Book Villain. And, just my opinion, I feel this cuts out “Purposefully Outing Jack Zimmermann.” It is just way over the line, doesn’t really fit with what we know of Parse (Shitty says that he was a humble guy/most of the Samwell crew likes him/he gives a very Media Answer when asked about Zimmermann), and also just doesn’t fit with the tone and world of Check Please, which I think we can all agree is fairly fluffy. Purposeful Malicious Outing just doesn’t fit.
  • BUT, there is a way that allows Kent to be the Antagonist, keeps him as a real person, and mayhap gives some wonderful shades of gray to the comic. And that is what I think (hope?) will happen and that is this:
  • Kent Parson Comes Out

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lacrosse | stiles stilinski

Originally posted by chanel-n-vuitton

Originally posted by llucy13

a/n: this is my first of many teen wolf imagines on this page so if your a fan please click the follow button and send in some requests to see more of your favourite teen wolf babies on my blog!!

request: stiles x reader, reader is cousins with someone from the pack and they all set you up with stiles!!! thank uu!!stiles x reader

“(y/n) sweetie we’re here” my mum shakes my shoulder softly, i yawn and stretch my arms glancing out the window as a sign comes into view ‘welcome to beacon hills’. i take in my surrounds as we drive further into the small town.

my mother and i had decided to come down and visit my aunt and my cousin for the weekend. it was a long flight from florida to california but we made it in one piece to our rental car and now Aunt Natalie’s.

“excited?” i nod smiling at my mum “stoked” i roll my eyes before getting out of the car and following my mum up to the front steps. i rock back and fourth in my heels as the door flys open reveal my Aunty.

“(y/m’s/n)! it’s so good to see you” she squeals wrapping my mum up in a hug

“and is that my favourite niece?!” i smile wide “your only niece?” i offer and she winks at me giving me a bone crushing hug

“Lydia love (y/n)’s here!” she yells into the house “come in come in!” she grabs my bags out of my hands and ushers me into the house, thats when i spot the familiar red head.

“lyd!” i yell she sees me and we run to each other giving each other a long hug

“i missed you!” she gushes “me too” i gush back giggling.

“you look beautiful miss lydia” she smiles at my mum giving her a hug “thank you!”

“you going out sweetie?” Natalie asks her daughter

“Scott and Stiles wanted me to come watch the game- can i go?” she nods “why don’t you take (y/n) with you introduce her to your friends?” her mother offers glancing at me.

“of course! i was going to ask if you’d like to join me- ive told them all about you they’d love to met you” she tells me sweetly

“uh i don’t know im not really dressed for a lacrosse game” i tell her nervous glancing at mysweats “that’s not a problem ive got plenty of clothes you can wear we’ve just got to be quick can’t miss the start of the game!”

“is it bad that this is my first ever high school lacrosse game?” i tell her wondering across the fields toward the bleachers..

“of course not! trust me i don’t normally enjoy these i just like to come to support my friends” she tells me guiding me through the mass of parents and school kids..

“so how hot are they?” i tease and she slaps my arm “what?” i ask innocently laughing at the blush on my cousins cheeks .

“why else would you come if they weren’t hot-?” i ask.

“yeah they’re pretty hot” i jump at the voice and turn to see a brunette girl approaching us “oh hey allison- allison this is (y/n) my cousin, (y/n) this is allison she’s dating one of the boys i told you about Scott”..

“nice to meet you, oh and the other is totally single and not to bad on the eyes” she winks at me popping a fire into her mouth “ill keep that in mind, should we sit?” i ask the girls..

a loud ruckus of boys pile out onto the field the crowd cheering “is that our team?” i yell over the noise and the girls nod “here there’s someone we want you to met” Lydia smiles devilishly..

“lydia you are not setting me up please for the love of god!” i roll my eyes as she drags me toward the group of teenage boys clad in lacrosse gear “great” i mumble..

“Scott!” allison yells at her boyfriend to try and grab his attention he smiles adoringly at her and notices Lydia and myself standing beside her..

with that he turns quickly and grabs another boy by the shoulder pad and drags him toward us. my gaze falls to the ground till i hear the boys standing infront of us..

i shyly glance up to see the tall pale boy already staring at me, he’s brunette hair was spiked up and his big brown eyes staring into my soul. he was hot..

i feel nervous fiddling with my hair making eye contact with Lydia instead of the incredible good looking brunette stranger..

“Scott, Stiles this is (y/n) my cousin i told you about- (y/n/n) this is Scott & Stiles” they both smile brightly at me and we all mumble hellos..

“is this the single cousin?” Scott ask nudging stiles “what?” he breaks out of my trance looking up at his best friend “jeez lyd your making me out to be so desperate lonely girl” i complain crossing my arms infront of my chest..

“i don’t think it makes you desperate” stiles stutters playing with his helmet “thanks stiles” i giggle “you know who else is single?” Scott asks and stiles curses attempting to walk away from the embarrassment “this guy” he smiles sarcastically throwing his arm around the poor boy..

“good to know” i chuckle glancing at the girls who are also laughing.

“McCall! Stilinski!” an older man shouts assuming it their coach telling them it was time to play Allison pecks Scott on the lips and wishes him good luck before Lydia and Allison head toward the bleachers..

as the boys turn i grab for stiles hand turning him around “yo-” his eyes widen when he realises it’s me “good luck” i smile at him pecking his cheek “single stilinski” i tease causing the teen to blush like crazy..

i bite my lip and turn around jogging over to my cousin and my new found friend, i sit between them staring giddy at Stiles shocked expression. “what’d you do to stiles?” Lydia turns worry etched onto her expression..

“i just wished him luck” i smile at her and she rolls her eyes at me “i thought you didn’t want to be set up” she mocks my voice “oh hush” the three of us laugh and move our attention out onto the field to watch the game..

we jump up and cheer as the final siren sounds announcing our win, we clap and smile at our friends as they share a hug before heading off the field. we pile out of the bleachers and wait outside the boys locker room for the boys to finish changing..

we were all on our phones flicking through our feeds when the familiar sound of our friends filled the room..

“great game babe!” allison approaches her boyfriend placing a kiss on his lips “Jackson!” Lydia calls running up to her own boyfriend giving him a kiss and congratulations.

Leaving Stiles and I to ourselves “you had a really good game tonight” i tell him nervously “oh yeah?” he smirks confidence beating through him “yeah really” i tease placing my hand on his chest..

“fuck it” he curses before grabbing my waist and pulling me toward him as he places his lips on mine, i flinch before kissing back my hands making their way up to his hair before breaking apart.

“wow i didn’t take you as a dominant type” i giggle pecking his lips “im not usually” he confesses kisses me again “there’s just something about you” I look up into his brown eyes and smile..

giggles brought us back to reality as we shoot apart are friends laughing at us and hugging their respective boyfriends “this was the plan all along wasn’t it” Stiles asks and they nod as we both laugh wrapping my arm around his waist..

i guess beacon hills wasn’t too bad after all.

- 🌹

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Originally posted by mischiesfs-managed

Wicked Lyric Meme
  • "Isn't it nice to know that good will conquer evil?"
  • "No one mourns the wicked."
  • "The good man scorns the wicked."
  • "Goodness knows, the wickeds lives are only."
  • "Goodness knows, the wicked die alone."
  • "Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?"
  • "Have another drink, my dark eyed beauty."
  • "Woe to those who spurn what goodness they are shown."
  • "Many years I have waited for a gift like yours to appear."
  • "My future is unlimited."
  • "What is this feeling so sudden and new?"
  • "Let's just say, I loathe it all."
  • "Every little trait, however small, makes my very flesh begin to crawl."
  • "There's a strange exhilaration in such total detestation."
  • "I will be loathing you my whole life long."
  • "These things are sent to try us."
  • "The trouble with school is they always try to teach the wrong lesson."
  • "Life's more painless for the brainless."
  • "It's just life, so keep dancing through."
  • "Life is fraughtless for the thoughtless."
  • "Those who don't try never look foolish."
  • "I hope you'll save at least one dance for me. I'll be right there. Waiting. All night."
  • "It's clear we deserve each other."
  • "Finally for this one night, I'm about to have a fun night."
  • "Black is this year's pink."
  • "I've got something to confess. A reason, well, why I asked you here tonight."
  • "We deserve each other. Don't we?"
  • "I've decided to make you my new project."
  • "When someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over."
  • "You're gonna be popular!"
  • "I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce."
  • "I'll help you be popular!"
  • "Don't be offended by my frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis."
  • "Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh!"
  • "It's not about aptitude, its the way you're viewed."
  • "He could be that boy, but I'm not that girl."
  • "Don't dream too far."
  • "Don't lose sight of who you are."
  • "Wishing only wounds the heart."
  • "One short day full of so much to do."
  • "I think we've found the place where we belong."
  • "One short day to have a lifetime of fun."
  • "I am a sentimental man who's always longed to be a father."
  • "I think everyone deserves the chance to fly."
  • "Why couldn't you have stayed calm for once instead of flying off the handle!"
  • "I hope you're happy how you hurt your cause forever."
  • "I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission to feed your own ambition."
  • "I don't want it- no- I can't want it anymore."
  • "Something has changed within me. Something is not the same."
  • "I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game."
  • "It's time to try defying gravity."
  • "Can't I make you understand youre having delusions of grandeur?"
  • "I'm through accepting limits cuz someone says they're so."
  • "Some things I cannot change but til I try, I'll never know."
  • "If that's love it comes at much too high a cost."
  • "I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it."
  • "If in flying solo, at least I'm flying free."
  • "Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true."
  • "People are so empty headed, they'll believe anything."
  • "I can't harbor a fugitive. I'm an elected official."
  • "There isn't a spell for everything."
  • "Finally from these powers, something good."
  • "Surely now I'll matter less to you. You won't mind my leaving here tonight."
  • "I've got to go appeal to her. Express the way I feel for her."
  • "You're going to lose your heart to me, I tell you."
  • "I never asked for this or planned it in advance."
  • "If you insist I will be wonderful."
  • "Where I'm from we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it history."
  • "A rich man's a thief or a philanthropist."
  • "Is one a crusader or a ruthless invader?"
  • "It's all in which label is able to persist."
  • "I need help believing you're with me tonight."
  • "My wildest dreamings could not foresee lying beside you with you wanting me."
  • "I'll make every last moment last as long as you're mine."
  • "Maybe I'm brainless, maybe I'm wise, but you've got me seeing through different eyes."
  • "Somehow I've fallen under your spell."
  • "Say there's no future for us as a pair."
  • "Know I'll be here holding you as long as you're mine."
  • "It's just...for the first time, I feel wicked."
  • "Let his flesh not be torn."
  • "Let his blood leave no stain."
  • "Let him never die."
  • "You're the latest victim of my greatest achievment in a long career of distress."
  • "No good deed goes unpunished. That's my new creed."
  • "Was I really seeking good or just seeking attention?"
  • "No good deed will I do again!"
  • "Wickedness must be punished. Evil effectively eliminated."
  • "I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason, bringing something we must learn."
  • "We are led to those who help us most to grow if we let them."
  • "I know I'm wrong am today because I knew you."
  • "Who can say if I've been changed for the better."
  • "Because I knew you, I have been changed for good."
  • "So much of me is made of what I learned from you."
  • "I ask forgiveness for the things I've done you blame me for."
MP100 MERMAID AU

This an au were espers are mermaids!! I had some help with this au from my discord pals (love u guys)    Its really long but I hope you all enjoy it! 

(I’m only doing the main esper squad otherwise this would be super long so I’ll be sure to make a masterpost of the other characters and arcs soon!)

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so i thought of the best descendants AU... and by best I mean gayest...

at some point in the past, king adam (his name isn’t beast, okay? beast is a TITLE!) is like “you know… we probably shouldn’t let these terrible people who have no problem with murdering children, like, have children.” so the Auradon equivalent of CPS, which is probably made up of storks and pixies, flies over to the Isle of the Lost and takes the worst villains’ kids.

however, Maleficent, being an evil genius, hides Mal. and Cruella forgot she had a child and lost Carlos under a pile of fur coats, where he’s become too dehydrated to cry. so a couple dozen babies get nabbed, but not these babies. 

sixteen years later, jay and evie have lived way happier lives and are way better off for it. jay is roguish and tricky but absolutely a thief with a heart of gold, and his smile is way closer to the surface. he teaches parkour, he’s a genius chess strategist, and he’s never had to choose between stealing and starving.

evie has grown up being told that, yeah, she’s adorable, but there are other things important about her besides her looks. she’s a fashion designer and an alchemy prodigy. her clothes are literally magic, and her tiara doubles as a wi-fi antenna. 

and then there are rumors of kids their age causing trouble on Auradon. 

prince ben’s first edict: go rescue them, too!


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anonymous asked:

Can you do a Slytherin x Hufflepuff but the Hufflepuff be male and Slytherin be female? Btw I love your blog xx

Hi, thanks so much!
So here we go (I did mostly a things before they get together, and a few once they are together, hope thats ok):

  • Hufflepuff is like really charming and casual around everyone
  • Slytherin is super confused when her friends talk about him being really funny and super flirty
  • because shes never seen him like that????? are we talking about the same person?????? he’s just nice?????
  • he’s literally the golden boy at hogwarts
  • so many girls love him
  • slytherin is so uptight about it
  • like
  • of course they all love him that prick he’s so annoying
  • but she cares way too much about what he thinks about her
  • they’re kind of friends but not really
  • they talk a lot (and he gradually becomes more confident as they get to know each other)
  • everyone kind of thinks they’re a ~thing~
  • his eyes always catch hers in the halls and across classrooms
  • and sometimes hell wink at her
  • and make her feel kind of uncomfortable yet so happy
  • he thinks its funny
  • and like
  • she thinks he’s attractive
  • I mean he’s not ugly
  • but he definitely has a nice face
  • and the jaw thing that he does is pretty hot
  • and when he scratches his neck when he’s embarrassed or doesnt know what to do is cute
  • no she doesnt like him don’t be ridiculous
  • ok maybe a little
  • but its not a crush
  • its just attraction
  • and even though she sometimes wants to pull him into a cupboard and snog the living daylights out of him doesn’t mean she likes him
  • right?
  • holy shit she likes him
  • no no no no no no no no no no no
  • avoid avoid avoid avoid
  • and he thought they had a good thing going on
  • they were friends
  • she was funny and awkward and could make him laugh
  • and he could make her laugh on the days she didn’t want to smile
  • then why is she ignoring him
  • why doesnt she talk to him in class like normal
  • so then whenever shes standing across the hall talking to her friends normally
  • he can’t stop watching her
  • because something must be wrong if shes acting this way
  • and then she catches him staring
  • and she gets all flustered and speed walks away
  • “why do you even care” his friends ask
  • theyre right
  • why should he care
  • so he decides he doesnt
  • and hell act the same way towards her
  • ignore ignore ignore
  • until
  • oh fuck
  • hes fallen for her too
  • the super clumsy, teasing slytherin
  • he shouldn’t like her
  • I mean shes a slytherin for merlins sake
  • and now he’s talking to all her friends
  • and shes cool with it because he’s nice
  • and when they start dating
  • ITS THE BEST THING EVER
  • then one of the other Slytherins confronts her about it over breakfast
  • and everyones like I knew it
  • Dumbledore slides a galleon over to McGonagall cause she totally knew it
  • and maybe thats why she always paired them up in transfiguration
  • and slytherin is glaring at him from across the quidditch pitch because dammit that stupid Hufflepuff is not going to get that dumb ass snitch before I do
  • but he sees it first
  • and he checks to see if shes seen it to just before he dives
  • and in that split second that he catches her eye
  • she mouthes I love you
  • and hes frozen
  • because holy shit she just said she loves me
  • what do I do
  • do I say it back
  • why is she going down to the ground
  • fuck is she crying
  • why is she screaming
  • why is she holding the snitch
  • and then he realises
  • that sneaky little-
  • but shes smiling and shes so happy
  • and know one else saw what she said
  • but she catches his eye in the crowd
  • and her smile lessens a bit but she nods
  • she meant it
  • and that was just as good as her screaming out to the world
  • because in that moment it was just them on the pitch
  • staring at each other
  • and he mouthed it back
  • I love you

OMG I HOPE YOU LIKED IT 

IT TOOK ME LIKE THREE DAYS TO WRITE IT 

I kept typing and then going no no no no I don’t like it

anyway here it is, enjoy :)

Somebody else’s sun

authors note: This is my first attempt writing something Shawn related, I’ve no idea what I’m doing so I’m sorry if it sucks. Thanks to @ortenmendes & @teen-mendes for reading it! 

Word count: 2,310



As soon as you opened your eyes you knew something was wrong. It was neither the smell of alcohol and smoke that irritated you nor the fact that your head hurt like a truck hit you, but what really concerned you was that this wasn’t your room. You were way to busy with thinking about last night and trying to remember what happened to recognize that Shawn, one of your closet friends, was laying next to you. At the same time you noticed him you noticed you were naked, and so was Shawn.

And then it all hit you at once. You went out with your friends to celebrate the end of  Shawns very successful tour and the fact that he was home again. You remembered how Shawn was upset at first about the huge fight he had with his girlfriend cause he knew she was currently in Europe and couldn’t celebrate with him, for which she accused him that he did in on purpose. You also remembered that you promised him to take his mind off her, which you obviously did. After that you only know how you and you friends

Right after bringing back your memories you tried to get out of bed and dressed without Shawn noticing, which you failed miserably. The fact that he was up now as well made the awkward situation even worse. „Good Morning“ is all you managed to say in a shaky voice. Apparently Shawn remembered last nights events better than me and answered in his morning voice „Good Morning, i think we need talk about what happened“, but before he could even finish his thought you interrupted him by saying „The only thing I need to do is leave.“ After that he politely offered to drive you home, since your house was a ten minute car ride away, but you didn’t want to make things worse and refused his offer. In the same heartbeat you left his room without saying one more word.

Cause your phone died and you didn’t want to ask Shawn for his you had a long walk ahead of you to think about the fact that you slept with one of your closest friends who happened to be in a relationship for over a year now. After a while you start to think about the feelings you have towards him and if he really was just a friend to you or if he might be more. 
For a moment you even considered that you might mean more to him as well since the only thing he and his girlfriend were doing lately was fighting about the most unnecessary things. But that doesn’t mean that you didn’t feel horrible and like a snitch for sleeping with a man who was in a relationship. Once you arrived at home you immediately went in the bathroom to take a shower and get rid of that fusty smell. After you got rid of your clothes you noticed how many marks Shawn left all over you which slightly annoyed you cause you wanted to forget the night and not be reminded every time you look yourself in the mirror.  

After that long needed shower and telling your mother that your alive and home again you checked your phone. 3 missing calls from Shawn. Only the thought of talking to Shawn made you stomach twist, but considering that he’ll come over if you ignored him any longer you called him back. As if he waited for you to call he picked up after the second ring. „Thank you for calling back Y/N“, he said with a hesitant voice. Acting all confident you just said „Yeah, of course i think we have a lot to talk about“. The two of you agreed to forget about last night and to never tell anyone else cause his sure if we did his girlfriend would hear about it. Shawn only blamed the alcohol for your actions and said it was fun but meaningless which you agreed with. Little did he know how much it really meant  to you and how painful it was to hear him say all those things.

After rethinking that whole situation you came to the conclusion that you’re going to avoid Shawn from now on until your feelings fade. Well turns out that was easier said than done. Once my phone rang and I saw that it was only my best friend and not Shawn i was  relieved, well little did I know what she was about to ask. „Hey Y/N, glad you’re alive after last night“, and I was sure she could feel how i rolled my eyes over her statement. Before I could even respond she talked again „So, the boys and I are driving to the lake and you’re coming with us. Gonna pick you up in five“ Cause I knew better then to argue with her about it I just said „Well i guess I see you then.“ 

When Anja said „the boys“ I knew that that meant Shawn as well, which made me feel sick all over again. As soon as i saw Shawns Jeep I tried to put my very best poker face on and act as if nothing had ever happened, cause i knew he did.

„Looking good Y/N“, „How do you manage to still look decent after yesterday?“, „I was so sure you would be dead by now“, those were the things you heard the boys and Anja shout at you while you were approaching the car. „Thanks and I’m also surprised how well I am“ you said joking. Once you were in the car you could feel how Shawn was starring at you. But you refused to even look at him. Confident as always Shawn said „Glad you came“, you on the other hand completely ignored his statement and started to talk to Brian. You spent all afternoon on the lake, mostly swimming laughing and just playing around. You also had to explain how those marks ended up all over you, but you just said that you ended up driving home with some guy you’ve never met before and won’t meet again. Considering how drunk you were the others just laughed and made fun of you and didn’t even ask further question. Only Shawn remained silent, although you  really wanted to see his reaction when you came up with this story you still refused to look at him.

Once the sun set was over all of you decided to better get going. Shawn who desperately wanted to talk to you all day ended up driving everyone home first so only him and you were left in the car. „Thats not what I meant Y/NN“ he said almost sounding upset. When you didn’t answer him right away he continued be saying „Saying we should forget about what happened doesn’t mean you should forget that i exist.“ „I’m not“ I whispered. „Come on Y/N, even Ian asked me what I did to piss you of like that“ he said with a more calm voice this time. All you wanted to say is the truth, you wanted to tell him that you can’t forget it and that you don’t want to. You wanted to tell him how much it meant to you and how much he hurt you with his words but you ended up saying „I’m sorry that wasn’t my intention“. „Well I sure as hell hope it wasn’t cause I’m not willing to loose my best friend because of that mistake“ he joked. Without knowing that it wasn’t a joke to you.

From that day on you pushed the thought of avoiding him to the back of your mind and started hanging out with him way more often than you used to. You never used to overthink things when it came to hanging out with one of the boys alone, but this time you couldn’t sop thinking that it might be more for him as well. Of course you knew that he still was in a relationship, but with his girlfriend still in Europe you never wasted a thought on her and you were convinced neither did he. Until that day he mentioned her to you. „Y/N I have to tell her“ he said. „Huh?“, he completely caught me off guard and i didn’t know what to say. „I need to tell Hannah about what happend between the two of us, I need to be honest with her, she deserves the truth. And she deserves it from me. Don’t worry I won’t tell her that it was you i cheated on her with.“ he told me. „Shawn thats your decision to make and I’m not going to be the one who tells you not to, but what if she can’t forgive you?“ I asked carefully. „Then I’ll still have you“ hearing those words from Shawn made my heart flip and my face lit up.

Turned out she couldn’t forgive him, or more she didn’t want to. Which also meant that you could spent even more time with him without feeling guilty cause he was single now. The two of you started making out when you went out with your friends not caring who was watching, you repeated the night from a few weeks ago more than once and most important you were honest to each other.  Shawn started saying things like „It should’ve been you all along, I shouldn’t have wasted my time with her“ or „I can’t believe I never told you how beautiful you are“. You even told him that you loved him, not expecting him to say it as well, but you wanted him to know. Although both of you only said those things while being drunk, you were sure he meant it like you did while being sober. You never listend to Brian or Ian who always warned you that he’s going to be the death of you.

Because you were convinced he felt the same way as you it caught you totally of guard when he texted you that you can’t see each other again, at least for a while. Thousand different questions came to your mind all at once. But deep down you knew the answer to all of them. Hannah was back, and she forgave him. He told you that some of her friends saw us making out on parties and leaving together more than once so she knew I was the one Shawn told her about. „Y/N I promise you things will go back to normal as soon as she’s fully over it and can trust me again. I really didn’t mean that it turns out like this but that is not the end of our friendship I promise you“ with tears in your eyes you read that last message over and over again until you believed him. This can’t be the end.

And it wasn’t. Shawn kept his promise, only two weeks later he reached out again. „Can I come over later?“ read the text you received from him. When you thought about those two weeks you spent being miserable because he broke you and hating yourself for losing your best friend you wanted to say no. But you couldn’t, you needed him. You needed him to love you as mich as you loved him. Little did you know the only reason he reached out was because Hannah was in Montreal to visit her family for the next three weeks. So everything started all over again. He making you compliments without any reason, the two of you being all cuddly and touchy again, you being all naive around him and falling for him all over again.

You convinced yourself that Hannah got over it and was ok with the two of you hanging out again. Until he didn’t response to any of your messages or calls in two days. You knew he was avoiding you on purpose but you wanted to know why. Which you deep down knew already, but didn’t want to believe. After the third day of ignoring you he texted you again, something that made you regret every single second you’ve spent with him.
Shawn: „Y/N I don’t know what to say, not this time. I can’t thank you enough for always putting up with me and supporting me. You are the most loving and caring person I’ve ever come across and I’m sure I’m not going to meet someone like you in the near future. Knowing how much you love me and every little flaw i have makes my heart jump. I can’t tell you how thankful I’m for that. But this doesn’t work.. I know that I can’t have you both. I know that I can’t be your friend and a faithful boyfriend to her. I have to be fair with you, I can’t be selfish when it comes to you.. I have to let you go Y/N..“
Y/N: „was it easy?“
Shawn: „Please don’t make this harder than it already is.“
Y/N: „Was ist easy to say all those things, making me fall in love with you, making me trust you although you knew that trusting is the hardest thing for me! Was it easy to leave me?“
Shawn: „Y/N please..“
Y/N: „You know what hurt me the most it was being so close, and having’ so much to say just to watch you walk away..“
Shawn: „You need to do something for me. Hate me Y/N! Hate me today hate me tomorrow hate me for all the things i didn’t do for you, cause i know you’ll have a beautiful life without me, I know you’ll be a sun in somebody else’s sky!
I’m sorry you couldn’t have been mine..“

anonymous asked:

Is it ok to ask for previous prompts but with different characters? If yes, I'd love to see the one with SO's parents deciding on the sitting at a family gathering with the Swapfell brothers ( and maybe UT, UF, US, SF! Grillby if you're up for it, because I'm super weak for all Grillbys :') ). If that's asking for too much though, I'd be super happy with just the SF!skele-bros' reactions, if it's ok to ask for that prompt again. ;u;

(*It’s totally cool to ask for a previous prompt with other characters!  I’m weak for all Grillbys, too, so I got’chu fam.)

Here’s the original Family Dinner with the S/O’s ex prompt.

I actually do have a bonus for the SF!bros (pretty sure I didn’t when I got this prompt, but it’s been buried; I’m so sorry!)  So this is pure Grillby goodness.


*It’s no secret that your family is a little.. apprehensive about the fact that you’re dating what they consider to be literal fire.  In fact, everyone is giving him a rather wide berth, as if a mere brush might result in a severe burn.

UT!Grillby:

Grillby quirks a fiery brow at the seating arrangements when he notices your ex at your side.  However, his hesitation only lasts a moment before he sits down with his plate across from your ex.. and stares.  

He isn’t much of a talker, and his years as a barman have given him a keen sense of social cues and little tics.. and right now, your ex is rather disconcerted over the fact that fire is appraisingly staring at them.

However, he isn’t concerned by the fact that you’re seated next to them.  Rather, he’s trying to figure out what drew you to them in the first place.  Your family’s views on him don’t matter as long as you choose to be with him, so Grillbz eats his food in peace.  He only breaks the silence during dinner to announce, “…thank you… it was… delicious..

UF!Grillby:

The moment your ex sits next to you, Grillby instantly gets their attention with a hand on their shoulder.  His plate of food is balanced in the other hand, and his narrowed gaze is hidden beneath his glasses.  

His voice comes out distorted by a low grumble of crackling flames.  "…you’re in… my seat…“

Your ex actually looks apprehensive, but is obviously determined not to cow down to a monster.  They puff out their chest and lift their chin defiantly.  "Actually, my name’s on the place card.”  They gesture off-handedly.  Yes, Grillby was aware.  His own place card read “Gilbee.”

His grip tightens on your ex’s shoulder.  Small tendrils of smoke begin to seep from between the spaces in the purple, swirling flames of purple becoming a more vibrant hue.  He leans in close, his face directly by their ear, heat emanating from him in waves as he speaks through a jagged white-hot maw.  "…i’m not going to say it again.. human..“

The heat must start to lick their skin because your ex jumps out of the chair and scrambles to the other side of the table.  Your family is a little bit on the terrified side, but Grillby is unperturbed.  Instead, he puts a casual arm around your shoulders (after he rolls up one of his sleeves) in an effort to unnerve your family further.  They spend the rest of dinner watching his dancing flames with a certain nervousness, wondering how you don’t get burned.

US!Grillby:

The bow-tie wearing flamesman is annoyed by the sight of your ex sitting next to you, and the entire room knows it within a moment.  The temperature has risen considerably, and despite the fact that Grillby took the seat across from you both, he’s unhappy with the situation.. and also mentally critiquing the tea.

He talks more than his other counterparts, and he starts by picking your ex apart, asking what they do for a living, how much money they make, how driven they are to succeed.  He’s sure to slip in tidbits about his own business and how it’s thriving.  

He also leans over the table to feed you a bite or two from his fork. In front of your family.  Think of it as his way of staking his claim in front of your ex without causing a scene.

SF!Grillby:  

The area heats up so fast that it’s a miracle Grillby’s monocle doesn’t shatter.

He’s annoyed, and he’s greedy and prone to jumping to conclusions, so this doesn’t sit well with him.  Your ex is clearly trying to get back with you in his mind, so Grillby is going to nip that in the bud right now.  

”.. it appears there’s been a mistake..“ he claims in that deep growl beneath the roiling flames.  

Your ex is stubborn, even if they’re sweating bullets from more than just the heat.  "N..no, look, my name’s right he–..re..”

Grillby touches the tip of the place card, and it catches fire.  Instantly, it smolders to ash on the table.  Everyone is staring.  

“…you were saying..?”

“J-just that you’re absolutely right!”  You ex starts to stand up, but Grillby is still standing right there, behind the chair, so they can’t pull it back enough.. and they’re worried about being burned if they brush against him.

So, your ex actually ducks under the table and crawls beneath it to reach the chair on the other side.  

With a white-hot sharp smirk and a wink thrown toward you, Grillby takes his seat and starts eating like nothing at all transpired.  

Reggie X Reader : Throw Your Heart To Me (Part II)

Warning :
- This is where the angst comes in >:)
- This turned out different than i wanted it to be

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You walked home with Reggie while talking about your plans for tonight. You wore his letterman jacket since he insisted that it was a cold night and you would get sick.

“So i’ll meet you there at 7 right? As usual?

“Yep, i might be late though, i’ve got a history essay i have to finish.” You internally groaned. History was one of your worst subjects and your essay was barely finished.

Reggie pouted at that and you felt your heart flutter. You realized what that flutter meant. No, this can’t be happening! You can’t fall in love with your best friend!

Before you could panic, you reached your house and quickly said goodbye before rushing in. You admit that Reggie did look hurt that you seemed to be rushing instead of spending time with him.

You immediately called Veronica to come over and help you pass on this ‘crush’. You grimaced at the word. It was so cliché to fall in love with your best friend like in every romantic movie. You decided that Veronica could fix this. Veronica could fix anything. Well besides cars and anything that invloves hands. You were interrupted from your thoughts when Veronica ran into your room.

“[Y/N] I’M HERE WHATS WRONG??”

She seemed out of breath and you felt guilty when you realized that you may have sounded distressed over the phone call.

“I think i have feelings for Reggie.” You answered. You could see Veronica’s jaw drop.

“THATS WHY YOU CALLED ME HERE??

You snickered as you started the whole story about the fluttering and the nervousness. Well, there goes finishing your essay…

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You walked in wearing your leather jacket and ordered a milkshake from Pops. You spotted Reggie almost instantly, considering how tall he is. You were nervous since you planned to tell him how you feel. Veronica had convinced you to tell him that you had feelings for him in a totally non-platonic way.

You walked over and sat down, admiring how good he looked in his letterman jacket. He was busy texting and laughing at something that he didn’t even acknowledge you.

“Reg? Reggie? Earth to Reggie?” You grinned, imitating what he said earlier.

He looked up and realized that you arrived. “Huh? Oh sorry i was just texting…”

“Who’re you texting? The guys?”

“ Uhh no.. I was texting Cheryl.”

You heart dropped. “Cheryl? Are you… into her?” You hoped that she was just his project partner or something. Maybe she was texting him about a surprise for one of the football players. Or…. You gulped.

“I’m not exactly sure but she’s actually really funny and nice.. I guess i am? Interested?”

Your heart shattered. Every thought of confessing flew out the window. You felt like crying and running home. But you had to be a good best friend right? Realization dawned on you. Cause thats all you’ll ever be right? The best friend.

You tried your best to be supportive but the rest of the evening was about Cheryl. How funny she is, how amazing her scores are, how she has a 4.0 gpa or how pretty she is. Cheryl this, Cheryl that. You were sick of it. You decided that it was best for you to go home.

“Yeah and she’s so good at cheerleading you know? I mean look how good her-”

“Hey Reg, i’m gonna head home okay? I’m really tired.” You grimaced at your excuse. Tired? Really? Is that the best you could do?

“Oh.. Are you okay? Want me to walk yo-”

“No! Err.. I mean, no thanks..” You quickly walked out before he could say anything. You heard him calling your name but you started to run and he lost you into the night.

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The next day, you told your mom you felt sick and didn’t bother going to school. Your parents had work so you were all alone at home. You were disappointed at yourself, how did you become the person that falls in love with their best friend?! You pondered for a moment, wondering when all this went wrong.

The doorbell rang, snapping you out of your thoughts. You went downstairs to check who it was but before you could, Veronica walked in with a million questions.

She took one look at you and knew. She hugged you and started soothing your hair while rubbing your back.

“Look, [Y/N], he’s an idiot for choosing Cheryl over you okay? Someday he’ll realize and you’ll probably be over it.. You’re too good for him anyways..” She gave you a sad smile.

Suddenly, your phone rang. It was Reggie. Before you could do anything about it, Veronica snatched it and answered it.

“Hey Kitten! Wanna hang out today? You sorta ran out yesterday…” You could hear the hurt in his voice.

“No can do, asshole.” Veronica’s response was sharp and dripping with venom.

“Veronica..?” Reggie was hurt that you were hanging out with her and not him. “Can i talk to [Y/N]?”

“She doesn’t want to speak to you right now. Why don’t you go hang out with your girlfriend? I think she’s free.” Before he could answer, Veronica ended the call and muted your phone.

“Lets go watch some movies okay? We’ll take the day off tomorrow too…”

Little did you know that someone was watching you, somewhere in the small town of Riverdale.

—————————————————————— Hey! How do you like the story so far? Theres not much angst as i wanted there to be but soon!! Patience dear reader, patience…

anonymous asked:

Nurseydex prompt: "…why do you have egg in your hair" "it's not what you think"

“Derek Malik Nurse.”
Nursey froze just outside the doorframe of the kitchen causing Chowder to crash into the back of him and drop about six empty egg cartons. Bitty is standing in his checkered apron, hands on his hips and a wooden spoon gripped tight in his right hand. He was glaring daggers into their backs as the pair scrambled to collect the cartons and Dex fought to stifle chuckles from the counter where he was mixing pie filling.
“Why in the name of sweet baby Jesus do you have MY eggs in YOUR hair.”
Chowder and Nursey responded at the same time,
“It’s not what it looks like!” And “Technically they’re not YOUR eggs, unless there’s something you need to tell us.”
Dex snorts loudly at Nursey’s remark and a flush of warmth fills Nursey’s chest. Chowder stutters and stammers as Bitty attempts to murder them both with his eyes so Nursey steps in.
“We were egging the lax house and Chowder thought it’d be funny to crack one in my hair so I got him back and then were egging each other and not the house and then we realized someone might see us and we didn’t wanna leave evidence.”
Dex’s face is dark red and his entire body is shaking with laughter as Bitty huffed.
“Well y'all better clean up before you make your way to the Stop and Shop to replace my eggs!”
They’re half way up the stairs before Nursey stops and turns around before sauntering back into the kitchen. “Dex, my bro, my dude, yo…”
“What do you need, Nursey?” Dex is still shaking a little bit with laughter when Nursey leans against the counter much to Bitty’s protest and pushes close to Dex, “So as it turns out, today is my laundry and all of my shits in the washer so I don’t really have any clothes.”
“Go get in the shower, I’ll grab you some of my stuff.” Nursey melts with relief and rushes to their shared bathroom to scrub the raw egg out of his hair.

The door swung open as Derek was stepping out of the shower and Dex immediately yelled at the sight of Nursey’s steaming, wet, naked body.
“Bro chill. You’ve seen it a thousand times in the locker room it’s totally chill.” But Dex’s eyes are glued to the floor and he’s shoving a pile of clothes into Nursey’s arms before trying to bolt. Nursey grabs Dex’s arm and pulls him back in hard. “Actually I have another little favor to ask? Come you look at this birthmark on my back? It just popped up and I don’t know if it’s something I should worry about?”
Dex sighs before moving closer as Nursey turns around and stretches his his arms to try and point to the spot on his back, only effectively stretching and flexing his muscles. Dex’s breath is shallow as he runs his fingers over the soft skin, leaning in close to look at the spot. It’s small and dark on Nursey’s skin but it doesn’t look in the least bit irregular or threatening. He hovers for moment longer than necessary then steps back, trying to ignore how close he was to Nursey’s naked ass.
“All good.” He hears a faint ‘thanks bro’ as he escapes back to the kitchen.

Chowder had finished far before Nursey and had decided he could recruit a couple of the tadpoles to help him grab the eggs and extra butter for Bitty about ten minutes ago. So when Nursey waltzes into the kitchen in Dex’s worn jeans and soft flannel Bitty has been sated and is humming slowly as he pulls a tray of mini pies out of the oven. Dex is at the counter again, being a bit too aggressive with the crust but Bitty doesn’t seem too mind that much. Dex starts a bit when he sees Nursey then flushes dark red down to his neck. Then he’s running his hands under the faucet and yanking Nursey by arm into the hallway.
“Hey I haven’t even done anything yet.” Nursey is fighting to get at the mini pies but Dex is persistent. Then Dex is pinning him against the wall and kissing him softly yet intensely and cupping Nursey’s face and tangling his fingers into his curls and pushing their bodies impossibly closer. Nursey melts into the kiss as Dex sucks Nursey’s bottom lip into his mouth and moans.
“Everything alright out there?” The pair jumps apart at the sound of Bitty’s voice and Nursey coughs out a “Fine, we’re fine.”
“Actually Bits, I’ve gotta show Nursey something upstairs.” A dark flush and a playful smirk spreads across Dex’s cheeks as he pulls Nursey back up to the attic.