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i think a lot of the reason why tswift trying to rebrand herself again with this new album jst isn’t working is bc, like, we all know on some lvl that the kimye drama was small potatoes. like obviously it was embarrassing and it’s probably the biggest PR disaster she’s ever had, but her being caught either in a lie (if you buy the story that everything w famous was discussed w her and she tried to make a public spectacle anyway) or omitting some very relevant details from her initial narrative (if u believe her when she says she’s angry abt the inclusion of material she didn’t greenlight), either way, it’s far from the most egregious or controversial thing someone famous has done. the internet ran with it bc that’s what the internet does, but the only people who cared that much abt it already disliked her. it’s not like a “bigger than jesus” moment where she was notably alienating fans. it was a big deal, but it also wasn’t, if that makes sense.

which i think is why her doing this image shift after that happened––calling the album “reputation”, drawing heavily from early 2000 avril lavigne/ashlee simpson/Pop Punk Tough Girl with a lot of the imagery we’ve seen of it so far, making the first single a diss track attempt––comes off very awkwardly because it’s sort of operating around the idea that people were a lot more affected by it than they actually were. the context (and tbqh lack of decent material to back it up) jst renders the whole thing flaccid bc we all know it, and we all know that her career (or kanye’s, for that matter) wasn’t damaged all that badly by it. like, it wasn’t anything more than fodder for dumb jokes on social media, more than anything, so at the end of the day, what you’re left with is, like, her rebranding herself as a Disgraced Badass bc some twitter teens laughed at her. and that jst… does not work

au where instead of anakin’s family on tatooine, obi-wan brings luke to padmé’s family on naboo and he gets to be raised by his aunt sola and uncle darred along with his awesome older cousins ryoo and pooja. then he grows up to be a youth senator for naboo and meets leia (who’s a youth senator for alderaan) and the two become best friends immediately

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Doctor Who, rated G, ~2000 words, Thoschei/Twissy implied

Just a fun little thing I wrote about Theta Sigma, Koschei and bottle of black nail polish. 

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but how do people watch meredith/alex scenes these days and still insist they’re purely platonic? he has waffle sundays with her and the kids, she won’t be fine without him, she knows him better than anyone, he tells her to kiss to kids for him.

like how? how does shonda??

I have done literally nothing productive today. I’m at work and I’ve accomplished nothing. All I’ve done is wait to hear back about my grandma. My mom just told me she was moved to oncology, but she doesn’t know yet if it’s just because that’s where the space is, or if you know…

So I’m sitting here endlessly scrolling and disassociating. Trying to anyways. My twisty anxious gut keeps pulling me back to reality.

@your-poetrysucker tagged me to say 5 things that I like about myself so here we go I guess:

- I have a bleeding heart. Being kind and generous is just really important to me.

- I like that I am so proud of being bi because it took me a while to accept myself.

- I am very respectful, hardworking, and studious, which paid off since I was my high school’s valedictorian.

- My eyes are a really pretty hazel.

- I have always been a very mature person, which has helped me be logical and unbiased when I need to be. This is helpful in college.

I tag @jbzxls, @beccas-awful-bangs, @youruinedmylifebynotbeingreal, @kingandykang, and @rentamarker.

ooc || what’s up everyone? I’m procrastinating going to the kitchen to make myself some dinner ’cause there are people in there right now and I’m not in the mood for company, so my short term plan is to distract myself from my empty stomach with a barrage of prompts – feel free to send in multiple if you think they could work! I won’t think you’re bothering me, I actually prefer being able to pick and choose which prompts I can work with and which ones I’ll have to skip out on!! 

anonymous asked:

Thea why was sherlock almost having a breakdown in front of the door after the battlefield scene? I don't understand, it has probably something to do with being gay and in love but i need a more detailed explanation

lol I meant battersea earlier, this is terrible 

“this is terrible” kjhghjkl;lkj  i’m not going to eat you. it kind of is a battlefield tho!

I mean, you’re right obviously. The whole episode is about sherlock confronting romantic love/sex.  The pool scene already established that John is the most important person in his life but he hasn’t fully realized/had to think about the sexual component of this at all. At Christmas he accidentally deduces both Irene and Molly have “lurve on their mind” (can you believe he says this? literal trash nerd). note lipstick/wrapping paper epiphany. and he humiliates one of them and the other one dies. he goes into a state. he literally shuts john out. he starts writing romantic music…which he hadn’t done after meeting irene! he had seemed perfectly cheerful and cheeky with mycroft and unconcerned about irene’s texts. then suddenly…as though he is contemplating the reality of sex/romantic love for the first time after having that epiphany…

then he follows john. Like according to john, sherlock may or may not be pining for irene and won’t sleep or talk and is off in his little world composing music. but then lol he seems perfectly attuned to john’s every movement? so sherlock just stands there throughout that whole conversation, passing up the opportunity to be dramatic and one-up irene and reveal himself. he has time between when irene send the text and the alert goes off but he stands there listening to the two of them discussing HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH JOHN AND NOTHING ELSE? btw the camera shows a pov that is implied to be sherlock before he is even revealed to be there, it shows john and irene through little gaps as sherlock would see them except it mostly focuses on john and only shows irene a few times when she’s responding directly to something john said and sherlock’s pov focuses on john especially when john is being posessive of sherlock. And john has just point-blank stopped dating after jeanette and sherlock has been trying to figure out what his relationship with john is and what it means to experience love and sexual attraction (a thought process that comes to an abrupt stop at the end of the episode when he concludes that love is nothing but a chemical defect). So …everything is a little murky…john’s not dating, john’s putting him first always and being jealous over the text messages…what could all of this mean..„he’s genuinely trying to find out. he doesn’t know.

BUT THEN THIS IS ALL RUINED. John says that he’s not gay—he’s never heard john say this before so there’s always been a chance but this is like a definitive rejection??? and John only says it when he thinks sherlock can’t hear??? DOES EVERYONE REALIZE HE ONLY EVER SAYS THIS WHEN HE THINKS THERE IS NO CHANCE OF SHERLOCK HEARING?? and in the next two episodes after this, he doesn’t even say it to third parties. John also says they’re not a couple. so it’s like: why did i even bother contemplating the possibility of love when john is unavailable in the most absolute sense. 

so yeah then we get some nifty depth of field action and wheel effect that show sherlock actually dissociating from his surroundings on the way back to baker street. he’s in shock. but note how this plot thread is interrupted by the cia guy. sherlock is conveniently afforded a punching bag to take out his feelings and the audience is conveniently distracted from the emotional drama.

the next time we’re allowed to come back to this thread is incidentally the next time john and sherlock are alone together. john tries to talk about it!!! john had tried to run after him at battersea but accepts irene’s presumption that she knows sherlock better!!! the moment they are alone john (assuming this is about irene) tries to!!!! note how sherlock still seems heartbroken and not glad after the initial shock has worn off. it’s almost as if his breakdown was over what john was saying rather than the fact that irene is alive. john tries to talk and sherlock physically turns away from him. cause john. said. they. weren’t. a. couple. HOW ANY OF US ARE ALIVE IS LITERALLY BEYOND ME.