cause it's just so hilarious

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favorite scenes: peyton [1/∞]

“Brooke Penelope Davis! Did you schedule a conference call with Macy’s? Well, yeah cause I was thinking– Well, don’t! In case you need to hear it, you have zero business sense. Mom… Let me finish. For the last three years, I’ve been calling the shots and look how this company has grown. You’re a talented designer, Brooke, but you don’t spin the straw into gold. I do. Truth be told, you are not smart enough to do it.”

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[get to know me meme] 15 Movies (14/15)Casper Meets Wendy

Some more faeformers designs that I’ve been working on.  I wanted them all to have a bit of variety species wise.


Getaway is a shape shifting trickster spirit who probably causes more problems for the Seelie than Megatron on a regular basis.  Even though he operates mainly on his own whims, he’s strangely loyal to Prowl and will often act as his personal spy.  (He has also tried to eat Tailgate before in the past.  Cyclonus is Not Fond.)

Tailgate is a tiny mushroom faerie that likes to perch on his tol spriggan boyfriend, Cyclonus’ shoulder.  It’s a bit of an odd relationship, especially since they’re both from different courts, but somehow they make it work.

Nautica is a water nymph and Skids is a wandering forest spirit who normally takes the form of a large elk.  The two of them have formed a strong bond over the centuries and no matter how far Skids roams, he always comes back to Nautica.

Whirl is a bit of an odd one, particularly for a Seelie.  He has a habit of stealing random junk from human villages or his fellow faeformers and uses it to create (in his own words) beautiful pieces of art.  His fellow court members tolerate him mainly because they’re too terrified of Whirl to put a stop to his antics.

Soundwave is a fossegrim who lives behind a waterfall in a quiet, secluded part of the forest and has been known to teach willing mortals to play the violin for the right price.  (His favorite student by far though is a young man from a nearby village named Raphael.)

@craptaincold

Hi my name is Bartholomew Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way Allen and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got myname) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a metahuman, and I go to a high tech lab called STAR Labs where i’ve been hiding in for 8 years. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topicand I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was moping inside the secret room in the labs. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A past version of myself stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Just thinking about the fact that one of the biggest reveals in snk (basically the biggest before the basement) was written in a pretty humorous way.
“So now that you know we’re like your biggest enemies at this point…Come with us?”
“No…?”
“….”
“Did you think I’d actually say yes????”
*massively offended*

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Jack: When I was at school my friend, we both did art, and he really wanted to do a drawing of his girlfriend naked. But he figured he’d only be allowed to do a drawing of his girlfriend naked if he also did a drawing of a bloke naked as well. So it would look like a legitimate art project…. (x)

Eren constantly makes puns at any given opportunity,even when the situation isn’t suitable for it. Hange’s the only one who genuinely laughs at them and will even try to out-pun him

Can I Just

Bun is one of the best writers out there, and everyone needs to know that. Whenever her fingers move across a keyboard, and words are turned into stories- my heart swells with every character and plot and feeling that she tries to convey. @rbuns, you are amazing, and I’m so lucky I have you as a friend. <3 <3

Originally posted by bombom-doce

anonymous asked:

How did you know someone submitted their own stuff? (totally not asking because I occasionally send asks while a weeee bit intoxicated and for all I know it could have been me) **staying on anon because I want to know if you can tell who I am 😁**

It happens like every other day, so if you think you’ve done it, don’t worry about it. It’s a combination of things. Sometimes people accidentally do it off-anon, sometimes people send asks minutes after posting their fic (how could y’all lose a fic in 10 minutes), sometimes people keep re-sending the ask a different way each time even after I’ve deleted it, etc. 

Like, don’t get me wrong, there is no problem with self reccing. Just… do it through the actual submit button instead of a fake ask, yanno? It’s there for people to recc anything they’d like. It helps us to save time & focus on other asks. I’ve said that anyone can just talk to me about their fic and I’ll probably post it. Like, if someone comments on an ask and is like ‘hey my fic fits this!’ I’ll post it (if I don’t forget). I want everyone to get the recognition they deserve and FYEF is a great community platform to provide that. So make genuine use of it! It’s here for y’all not just me!

»M.

But seriously what are the editors/directors even planning I’m laughing so hard like

4x01: *Malia tells Stiles she’d never leave him* -focus on Lydia’s face right after Stiles and Malia talk

5x04: THEO LOOKING OBSESSIVELY AT STILES EVERYTIME LYDIA IS MENTIONED OR BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR

5x08: *Stiles tells Malia to text him* -Focus on Lydia’s face aND THEN on Theo’s smirk

what the hELEnnnnn are you doINNgg theerree

My ultimate headcanon for sasuke and naruto is them growing old together. Like just imagine old sas and old nar still bickering over the smallest things (“tch. 70 and still a dobe”) and having those stupid competitions and its just hilarious cause theyre both so slow but theyre not giving up cause “i swear this time ill beat that asshole” & “ive been winning since we were kids i cant lose now”

But then also imagine theyre both growing weak. Lets not forget sasukes eyesight is getting worse and you have naruto trying to help him (cause he’s still a bastard who doesnt like getting help). When naruto gets confined in the hospital, sasuke stays beside him and he never leaves that the nurses just delivers him his and naruto’s food and clothes but eventually he also gets sick and confined. They don’t worry much though cause Naruto knows he’ll be with sasuke in another life and Sasuke’s just happy cause Naruto kept his promise in dying together.

Upside to having English as a second language:

When you hear a joke a billion times as a kid, but it’s a translated version, so it loses the pun and the actual funniness. And yet you tell it all the time, because haha the tomato called the squashed tomato ‘ketchup’. And you go around telling people “come on, ketchup” far into adulthood.

And then like twenty years on, you finally hear the joke as it was meant to be, and you’re like oh my god it’s because it sounds like 'catch up’.

And it’s the most groundbreaking moment and the pun would never have been this funny if you’d heard it the proper way to begin with.

entirely random thought but what if clone club meet each other during jury duty and everyone is really freaked out and doesn’t know what’s happening and when the final jury is picked out it’s just a whole row of all them Tatiana and everyone is very very confused but just goes with it anyway. That would be pretty hilarious.