cause it's just so hilarious

@craptaincold

Hi my name is Bartholomew Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way Allen and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got myname) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a metahuman, and I go to a high tech lab called STAR Labs where i’ve been hiding in for 8 years. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topicand I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was moping inside the secret room in the labs. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A past version of myself stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

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Jack: When I was at school my friend, we both did art, and he really wanted to do a drawing of his girlfriend naked. But he figured he’d only be allowed to do a drawing of his girlfriend naked if he also did a drawing of a bloke naked as well. So it would look like a legitimate art project…. (x)

But seriously what are the editors/directors even planning I’m laughing so hard like

4x01: *Malia tells Stiles she’d never leave him* -focus on Lydia’s face right after Stiles and Malia talk

5x04: THEO LOOKING OBSESSIVELY AT STILES EVERYTIME LYDIA IS MENTIONED OR BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR

5x08: *Stiles tells Malia to text him* -Focus on Lydia’s face aND THEN on Theo’s smirk

what the hELEnnnnn are you doINNgg theerree

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[get to know me meme] 15 Movies (14/15)Casper Meets Wendy

Upside to having English as a second language:

When you hear a joke a billion times as a kid, but it’s a translated version, so it loses the pun and the actual funniness. And yet you tell it all the time, because haha the tomato called the squashed tomato ‘ketchup’. And you go around telling people “come on, ketchup” far into adulthood.

And then like twenty years on, you finally hear the joke as it was meant to be, and you’re like oh my god it’s because it sounds like 'catch up’.

And it’s the most groundbreaking moment and the pun would never have been this funny if you’d heard it the proper way to begin with.

entirely random thought but what if clone club meet each other during jury duty and everyone is really freaked out and doesn’t know what’s happening and when the final jury is picked out it’s just a whole row of all them Tatiana and everyone is very very confused but just goes with it anyway. That would be pretty hilarious.