cause it almost killed me so

anonymous asked:

heya, i noticed you're not a big fan of erwin x levi. If you dont mind may i ask why?

1. been given death threats and other shit for 2 years cause Abuser told abinch of the shippers i was a homophobic someting or other idk…

2. porn of it being sent to me almost daily for that time being, and ive frequently asked it to stop, am uncomfortable with sexual shit, had anons submissions closed and changing my skype a few times (it stopped a few moths back though, so its ok now)

3. Abuser of me and other friends was obsessed with it

4. by death threats i dont just mean “go kill yourself” anons im talkin’ people straight up threatening to come kill me, even mentioning the area i fuckin live dude.

5. said abuser tended to really fetishize gay relationships ALOT…   and as a LGBT+ person its super uncomfortable

6. the ship itself never appealed to me, but before all that other shit i never had anything against it.


if by chance youre asking this because you ship it, just know that it doesnt affect how i see you in anyway so dont be worried about that (if u are) 

Context: So into one of our longer campaigns we encountered a deadly threat in the form of what I think was a succubus/siren type thing. She had this special power over men that would cause them to fall asleep while she preyed upon the women. I was the only female in the party and all of the dudes failed their checks miserably (ALL OF THEM), so it was just me an the elf wizard, Ekmetiel (or “Ekky”), who was male but looked quite feminine. This is what ensued.

Me: (halfway into a fight we are losing horribly) Okay, look, lady, we’re women just like you!

Ekky: Excuse me?

Me: Ignore her. Can’t we just have girl talk?

Monster: Very well. (Proceeds to explain how she captures the men by hypnotizing them and smiles creepily rather than explain what happens to the females.)

Me: Um, okay… so are you going to kill us? ‘Cause I’m almost out of arrows.

Monster: YES.

Me (OOC): DM, how high would I have to roll to convince her that we’re actually male?

Ekky (OOC): am male!

DM: Pretty high. Even you’d have to roll a twenty at least.

Me (OOC): M'kay (rolls Nat 20) AH YES!

Me: Miss Monster… Lady… Thing, please, have mercy, for we are cursed like you! We are but humble elves.

(A lie. I was a half-elf. But I just happened to be one suave BAMF half-elf.)

Me: Thus, from birth we were cursed to look female. In actuality we are male!

Monster: …I’m listening.

DM: Okay, if you want to actually convince her, you’re going to have to roll almost that high again.

Me (OOC): Screw that, how high do I have to roll to pull down Ekky’s pants?

Ekky: What?!

Not very high, it turned out. But when I tried to convince her I was male as well I rolled another Nat 20. She left in a huff (because she couldn’t put us to sleep) and in sheer embarrassment.

I saved my entire team by pantsing our wizard.

THINGS THAT SHOOK ME IN THE MY FIRST AND LAST MV

-that funky ass beat at the start
-dream kids on the floor looking like they’re spazzing out but actually dancing really well and Jisung slaying his solo dance 

-WAIT THEY’RE CRUSHING ON THEIR TEACHER 
-HAECHAN FALLING BACKWARDS OMG TELL ME HE DIDN’T ALMOST KILL HIMSELF DOING THAT DURING FILMING 
-“OH MAYBE MAYBE” FUCK ME UP YES HAECHAN 
-Jisung spacing out is that cutest damn thing

-CHOREO ON FLEEK (serving kinda that VIXX Error move)

-TELL ME HOW MANY TIMES RENJUN HAD TO RETAKE THIS SCENE CAUSE HE KEPT LAUGHING 

-the footwork is so adorable ogmgmogmogm
-all of them are shook, same tbh 
-“let’s talk about love, let me talk about love, yeah I’m talking ‘bout chu, yeah I’m talking ‘bout chu" 
-the moment they all realized that the cup was open for anyone to grab and they decided the smartest thing to do was run for it 
-okay no but what happened to the cup 
-tell me how many times renjun had to retake this scene cause he kept dropping the broom (?) 

-WHO LET CHENLE RIDE IN THE WHEELBARROW AND WHO LET MARK PUSH IT 

-look it’s haechan swimming in our tears

-look they’re throwing me out the window

-THE NARUTO RUNNING CHOREO YES 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

-LOOK AT THESE CUTIES THO (no but all of them look so attractive wowowow) 

-Tell me how many times renjun had to retake this scene because he couldn’t slide in the proper direction/almost hit his head on a table 

-not gonna lie, my heart jumped a little at Mark + human anatomy mannequin
-everyone is doing something but Mark and Jisung are just screwing around lmao
-DID THEY JUST DO THAT GRIND ON ME MOVE THO. HOW DID THEY GET THE STRENGTH TO KEEP DOING THAT (I mean they had to retake the video a bunch of times) 

-I’m really loving the amount of solos Jisung has
-WTF WAS THAT. OMG WOW SHOOK. THEY JUST DID THAT. WOWOWO. HOW TF OMG 

-it’s like woodwork but they do it with cardboard cause they’re still too young to be in a workshop lmao 

-THE RUNNING AND FREEZING IS SO ADORABLE I’M CRYING

-MARIO CART THO
-it would have been so shocking if that dude was one of the other NCT members omg 
-everyone’s so upset but Chenle’s still having the time of his life. “Who cares about her when I have this cardboard car hell yea”  or he’s just smiling thru the pain

-okay but this was cute overall omg kill me

anonymous asked:

Coran discovers gum. Think about it.

Lance: Hey Coran, want some gum?

Coran: Sure //chews gum// It’s a bit mild for my taste. Oh I do think I have on me that something equivalent to the gum of yours, It has a stronger flavor. Would you like to try?

Lance: Ooooh alien gum. Yeah! why not

Later~

Coran: //Blows a bubble//

Shiro: Where’s Lance?

Coran: On the roof.

Shiro: Why???

Coran: His words were my gum was too fresh, that he needed to go outside and rethink the meaning of life.

V, Saeran and RFA reacting to and then taking care of a MC who has intensively bad periods. (pain so bad causes vomiting and not being able to stand)

Chose this purely because cramps are killing me atm

Yoosung:

  • Yoosung has a sister, so he’s seen her suffer
  • Okay more like him suffering because his sister got bad mood swings and rarely got cramps
  • But he didn’t know that it could get as bad as you got it
  • You got extremely fatigued and nauseous, sometimes almost to the point of fainting
  • Not wanting anything bad to happen to you, he’d take a complete break from LOLOL and studies for a bit
  • He’d keep you in bed and make sure you were very hydrated, but didn’t know what else to do
  • For your sake, he calls his sister and mother to ask them for advice on how to care for you (despite their teasing and his blushing red face)
  • The meals he made you were light so it wouldn’t make you feel too sick
  • As embarrassed as he would to do it, he’d still go on pad/tampon run and bring home a big box of chocolates for you
  • This sweet boy secretly feels manlier since he’s able to help his girlfriend through this

Jaehee:

  • Jaehee has her period too, she knows how the normal pain is
  • Her period gives her back pains most times
  • But damn, she’s never seen someone who has it as bad as you
  • You were in such pain from cramps that you literally couldn’t stand
  • Honestly, she has so much pity because she can’t even dare compare this to her back
  • She probably digs through all her cabinets to find the strongest medicine she has
  • And if she has to work that day, she’ll call in on you constantly to check up on you
  • She’ll also pick up anything at the store on the way back along with even stronger medicine
  • Baehee’s mother instincts baby you whenever she can and brings out all her heating/cooling pads and junk food
  • She’ll do whatever she can before the pain wears away after the first few days

Zen:

  • His past girlfriends all had relatively normal periods, so he never really had to worry about it (along with the fact that he didn’t know much about them)
  • But he feels absolutely terrible when he found out that your back killed you to no end
  • He suggests that maybe some exercise would help, but shuts it completely down when you tell him that it’s already excruciatingly painful to walk
  • So instead, he instructs you to just lie on your stomach until he comes back from the convenience store
  • Zen is best boyfriend like literally has no shame buying pads/tampons for you 
  • Picks up a heating pad and goes out of his way to buy a ton on goldfish bread for you
  • Did I mention that his back massages are heavenly?
  • Because all your back pains will go away just from that, trust me

Jumin:

  • When Jumin woke up at 4 am to find you hunched over the toilet vomiting, he immediately went to hold up your hair and phone in a doctor
  • After inspecting you and giving you some medication, she explained that you were one of the unlucky women during the menstrual cycle
  • She gave him instructions and tips on how to care for you and went on her way
  • Jumin spent no expense to make sure you were in the least pain possible and to make sure you were more comfortable
  • Sweet man even took his work home so he could look after you
  • He got you whatever you needed and even had the nutritionists and chefs arrange a special meal plan for when your period came
  • You even got the fancy barf bags that are lined with plastic inside or top notch medication
  • If you wanted something like real Belgian chocolate, he can (and will) have it imported in less than 5 minutes if you so desired 
  • Your period is more of a luxury than a pain at this point

707:

  • Normally he would joke around about this kind of stuff, but when he saw how bad your period was, he truly wished that he could take the pain for you
  • He found you curled up in the bed, tears rolling down your face, trying to get through an intense headache
  • Immediately would rush to the store to grab everything he think you’d need
  • Ice packs, heat packs, headache medicine, period medicine, pads/tampons, the period cup, he’s grabbing everything off the shelf at this point
  • This man will come home and absolutely baby you
  • If it doesn’t discomfort you, he’d definitely cuddle you and maybe even hum until the medicine starts to take effect
  • He honestly feels awful that you’re in so much pain though
  • Saeyoung will utterly spoil you in his love

V:

  • Jihyun is the kind of boyfriend to keep a pad/tampon on his person just in case of emergencies #blesshissoul
  • With Rika, she got very depressed during her period, but with you, your cramps kept you awake throughout the night
  • You would get sleepless nights every time because of the pain and that leads to no good health
  • Since he’s such a sweet person, he’d do everything in his power to help you sleep
  • Get Jumin to buy good medicines, make really good homemade soup, light scented candles, play soft music, get the fluffy pillows and blankets, and most importantly: cuddle you
  • He’ll hold you in bed and hum along with the music until he knows you’re asleep and out of pain
  • And he can’t have the sun be in pain

Saeran:

  • His experience with periods is little to none
  • So he doesn’t really know what he can do for you when your back is preventing you from getting up
  • You really just have to tell him what he’d have to do and he’d complain and do it
  • But the moment he sees you teary-eyed from intense pain, all complaints stop and he’s completely obliged
  • The only way you’re getting out of bed is over his dead body, that’s for sure
  • He feels kinda awkward when he send him to fetch supplies, but when somebody made fun of him they got cussed out
  • Nobody made a comment to him after that
  • Think of his comfort like somebody awkwardly patting you on the back since they don’t know what else to do
  • His heart is in the right place though, and he’s doing what he can <3
The Protective Soldier

Request: Can I request a Bucky x reader please? Where Bucky met the Avengers and is atracted to the reader and protective over her, and one time he gets into winter soldier mode and everyone is worried he might hurt the reader but he became extremly overprotective and dont let anyone and anything touch her cause is dangerous (like even killed a fly that is too close to her). Hope its make sense, English is not my native language :c Thanks!

A/N: Fem!Reader. This one kind of ran away from me before I could reign it in, so it’s longer than I planned. I almost made it a two parter, but I liked it more this way. Enjoy!

Warnings: Possible use of language, I can’t remember. Reader is temporarily abducted by the bad guy.

Word Count Total: 1939

Title: The Protective Soldier

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Agent Carter fandom moments
  • like the first episode when peggy ate one scone and everyone was like SCONES
  • last year comic con when someone asked hayley who her favorite couple was and the producers banned her from saying cartinelli so she just gestured to herself and lyndsey repeatedly 
  • season 1 second to last episode that ended with the gas attack and everyone was like howard why!!!!??
  • “I know how much steve meant to you because of how much he means to me”
  • Peggy with cap’s shield
  • all the amazing cosplay 
  • when hayley called peggy “a women’s woman”
  • when hayley said she wants peggy to be bi
  • Peggy’s hat
  • “Miss Union Jack” “Never speak again”
  • DO AS PEGGY SAYS
  • Meninist Jack Thompson
  • that time peggy almost killed a man cause he slapped angie’s ass omg
  • tripping along 21 gay street
  • the griffith women and food
  • anything jarvis ever said 
  • when we actually though angie was gonna be in season 2
  • when angie was in that one episode and lyndsey just tweeted “#cartinelli lol”
  • WHEN PEGGY PUNCHED THOMPSON
  • lesbian thespian
  • the part of the fandom that really ships jack and peggy why
  • WHEN DOTTIE KISSED PEGGY
  • when peggy sassed Dooley, Thompson and sousa in one scene and the reaction to it
  • jarvis and the flamingo
  • when peggy rejected sousa to move in with angie omfg
  • little peggy flashback where she was saving princesses from dragons
  • the betty carver radio show and “the real thing is considerably more impressive”
  • three words: diner fight scene
  • half the fandom loving sousa and half hating him
  • jason wilkes being precious but v unnecessary
  • everyone doing all those online polls to get season 2
  • sousa’s wardrobe aka sweater vests and hawaiian shirts 
  • everything
Who is Eurus?

Let me start with stating that I really don’t like this Eurus character - not so much because she rapes and kills and tortures, but because she was introduced so late, without scarcely any foreshadowing, thereby toppling the equation that makes a Sherlock Holmes story.

She’s omnipotent, almost magic, and therefore it’s hardly fair to throw her into this story based on logic and cause and effect.

And her story has so many plotholes, retcons so much of the narrative we’ve been following since S1… can this really be what Moffat and Gatiss had in mind when they told us that red herrings would be explained, loose threads wrapped up, and that the last episode was simply insane wish fulfilment? Well, if so, I truly get the insane…

Anyway, as I don’t know what those writers really want, it’s no use speculating on this front.

But I don’t believe in Eurus Holmes. She’s not a real person. She is not Sherlock’s sister.

So, who is she?

Eurus is Mary is Sherlock.

You Rose…

If you want to know why, let me invite you under the cut.

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Season 2 though!

So many spoilers so be warned!


Okay first off the season was fucking amazing every after all this shit

- Allura is fucking queen! She was not having anything when it came to Ulaz or whatever she almost beat that ass

-All my children are so precious and achieved such great things

-Keith had me sobbing. Like I knew he was Galra but like still I felt like I was surprised. His dads southernish accent killed me though cause I wasn’t expecting it and I cringed a bit.

-Half naked Keith and Lance sign me the fuck up for that Klance! 

-I don’t give a fuck what you guys say that small Shallura moment when Shiro took Allura’s hand and was like you need to rest bitch I replayed that shit cause my heart he was worried

-Also more Shallura when Shiro screamed Allura I was like I’m fucked I’m done I’m shipping harder

-I want my child to be like Hunk 

-Coran was so fucking funny 

-Pidge is so fucking adorable

-When Lance thought he didn’t fit in with the squad I was crying because he is part of the squad and is useful

-Allura was getting me kinda mad with Keith but I’m glad it worked out still thought it was type awkward tho. Allura is still queen tho

- Shiro getting mad at Slav I was weak af

-Finding out Hagar if I spelt that right was Altean I was like Allura beat that bitch’s ass for betraying ya’ll. 

-More on Allura fighting I was cheering her on so much and screaming I think my neighbors heard me but I been waiting for more fighting from Allura

-Shiro is probably fucking dead and I was crying and felt like I was gonna have a heart attack because thats my love! He better not be fucking dead I swear to fucking God I don’t want him dead!

- When this bitch was like bring in the prince I was like I fucking called it I knew he had a son some fucking where 

I really wish there was more Klance interaction to be honest those small ones though made my heart hurt because they are so cute. 

Now I need fucking sleep (though Idk how after that!) and I am probably gonna cry because Shiro might be dead and I don’t want Shiro dead! I will write a letter to dreamworks if he is best believe! Okay done I’m gonna crying myself to sleep. 

“Dean what the hell were you thinking, going after that werewolf like that half-cocked? You could have gotten yourself killed. Hell, you almost did get yourself killed!” Sam fumed, trying not to tear Dean apart for being so fucking stupid. The images of Dean, laying on his back, that…that thing snarling above him, lips pulled back in a wicked snarl played over and over in his head like a fucking movie suck on repeat.

“You know why,” he replied.

“So help me god, if you say it was because you wanted to protect me, I will shove my foot so far up your ass that… what the hell are you doing?” Sam’s question froze his movements, his shirt was now halfway off exposing his lower stomach and his jeans that were hanging dangerously low on his hips.

“Uh…I’m changing clothes,” he said and Sam could tell, he could just tell, that he was trying to sound nonchalant but every word was laced with a teasing tone that told Sam that he knew exactly was he was doing.

“Why?”

Dean pulled the rest of his shirt off. And Sam tried not to look at his exposed body, all that tan, freckled skin that was literally begging to be touched and licked and kissed.

“You know, Sam, I’m really resisting the urge not to say something right now. I’m changing clothes because these are covered in blood.” His fingers hooked around the edge of his jeans getting ready to undo the button.

“Stop, Dean. Stop undressing,” Sam could already fell the anger starting to fade.

“Why?”

“Because I can’t stay mad at you when you start undressing,” Sam growled.

“I know.”

“That’s not fair, Dean.”

“Exactly,” he said with a smile and pulled down the rest of his jeans.

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Confession:  i really love kaidan, i dont know why like i feel so connected to this character, i almost got into tears whenever i picked the wrong choice and killed him by accident in ME3 in the citadel so i legit restarted the shit and i was so happy omg, he makes me the most happy out of any mass effect character cause i really feel like femshepard is a reflection of me i just enjoy having them together

“I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING MYSELF”

Here’s Heather McNamara! Our favorite Suicidal beach blonde baby~
She’s such a cutie I swear.
I loved drawing her so much! Her little bow ponytail gave me some trouble tho cause i’d accidentally make the pony tail too big lol.

Everyone draws her like an innocent baby but ya’ll forgetting she was just as bad a bully as the other Heathers? She gets redemption yes but i don’t really like how people kind of ignore how she almost got Veronica date raped and helped the other Heathers almost prank Martha. But I feel her bullying was more like when a ditzy person does a bad thing and doesn’t completely understand the consequences of their actions. Still. mean tho.

One of my fav songs in the musical was Whine all night/Shine a Light (Reprise) cause WOW! It’s so crazy! “YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE!”. It’s so aggressive and really shows how anxiety and suicidal thoughts work.
I wanna make an animatic of it one day.

Anyhoo enjoy~

The work-out session

Characters: Y/N (reader), Dean, a little bit of Sam.

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Some kissing, aaand i think that’s it.    

Word Count: 1200-ish

A/N: This is actually my first fanfic EVER, so pleeaaase bear with me if it’s crap. Also it’s not beta’ed. Feedback would be awesome :) Tagging @ thing-you-do-with-that-thing ‘cause she requested a fic based on the gif below :)

You hadn’t been on a hunt for almost 2 months now, and though you were happy that there apparently weren’t a lot of people getting killed by things that go bump in the night, you kinda missed it. being locked up in the bunker for so long without much exercise, plus the fact that your food habits hadn’t changed much from the usual junk you ate while working cases, had made you gain more than just a few pounds. You really wanted to do something about it, you did, but you always found it rather hard to lift your butt off the couch to go to the bunker’s gym, and Sam’s rabbit-food didn’t tempt you much either. After a few weeks you started to avoid mirrors, especially the full figure one in your room. Every time you walked past them you let your gaze fall to the floor, too ashamed to look yourself in the eyes. You didn’t think anyone would notice your change in behavior, and nobody did. Except one.

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anonymous asked:

Don't worry about chest feeding if it doesn't work out! me, my sister and my sister child were completely formula fed because my mother had cancer and my sister couldn't produce, it didn't cause any long term issues we just developed a little slower than the other kids in size and weight :) it all levelled out at about 18 months

Merci, anon! My husband and his brothers were all formula fed too, since my husband’s oldest brother had an allergy to breast milk that almost killed him - so to avoid running the same risk with Henry and Alex, my mother-in-law formula fed them and they’re both perfectly healthy (except for Alex’s epilepsy - but that was nothing related)

I really dislike the stigma behind it, because as far as I’m concerned if your baby is fed, changed, loved and happy that’s all that matters. I know some really sanctimonious people with regards to chest-feeding and it makes me very uncomfortable. As I said, I’ll try, but I’m not too proud to stop. 

“I love that this is nearly the exact same pose that he had in reaction to his own faces last year. So I walked up to him in the photo op room with the portrait facing me. I told him I wanted a candid reaction to what I was holding. He turned his back and told the photographer it would be candid and asked the photographer to tell him when to turn around. So we got the picture and I asked him if he wanted to keep it. He said "My wife would kill me” When I had his autograph, I wanted to make sure he looked at what he was signing so I pointed to it and said “I made this cause I really love Danneel, and appreciate how much of you she shares with us.” (He spends almost 15 weekends a year at these conventions, plus he films in Canada,  while his wife and kid live in Texas.) After I said that, he put down the sharpie very deliberately,  not having signed it yet. Then he reached over, grabbed his phone, and took a picture of it. This meant so much to me, because he’s friends with the photographer,  he obviously could have asked him to see the JPEG, but he took time to show me that he was going to show this to his wife. After he took the picture of the photo, he signed it, and I congratulated him on his wife’s pregnancy. (They are expecting twins this winter) Then I almost died. I was so honored that he took a picture of it!“ - Chicago Con 2016 [x]

Literally sometimes I long to be tickled so much the deprivation puts me in a small period of depression and sadness. To crave that feeling of desperation and intimacy so badly kills me. Cause whenever I’m with friends in my mind I think of 40 different situations in which if I just told them I would end up being tickled. Cravings finally being fulfilled as balance comes back to my life. That knowing that once I told them everything would go back to normal, but reality kicks in and knocks down all courage I subconsciously began to build up. During these times is when I almost feel ashamed and scared for loving something as childish as tickling. That simply poking and teasing me can keep me happy for days. But I suck it up and continue on with my life waiting for the longing to subside.

You only know my name when somebody else forgotten yours, you can only hear me when the silence kills you, you call for the safe place when you can’t no longer stand to your wrong decisions, you only know my existence when your feelings almost lead you to death. You only feel the time when it walks in the middle of a desert, you can only appreciate a moment when it’s not with me. There are thousands of words to say, but you can only feel a one word when I’m not the one who would deliver it. I want something so bad, it causes me pain so bad. It keeps me up all night, I’m possible to be loved, but you can break me by the look in your eyes, I can see no reflection, I’m invisible, do you even hear my breath? You made me impossible to be seen. You only run after me when there’s a danger, after that I’m a stranger. You don’t know how much you mean to me, and all of these wounds in my heart, all of the thoughts in my head, it only knows nothing but you, you’re the one who creates the mess all over me, I know it, I’ll always know the truth. But I live with lies, I live through the question why can’t you love me back? every day I walk through a thread, am I crazy to do these things? It’s so strange how you can feel the love you have for somebody else, but you can’t notice the love I have for you. How could you know that you can enter through my door, when you can’t even let me in to yours? Don’t smile at me when I’m about to cry, you might not know the reason why, but all I want is to feel you close to me when I’m about to fall apart. I want to know if you care or you only want the idea of concern I always show to you.
Do you want me to kill him?

Prompt: Joker comes home to a moody Reader finding out that her boss she hates very much is the cause to her mood. So he offers to do something about it ;)

Pairings: Joker/Reader

Warnings: None

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I stepped in front of me and J’s shared apartment letting out a huge huff in annoyance, and anger. Work today had pissed me off so much to the point were I almost committed mass genocide in that office. I couldn’t take that much tension, and heat that was building between me and Jefferson, my boss who I dislike very much. Jefferson decided to pile more work on me even though I’ve already scheduled a day off tomorrow. I can still visualize the big smirk plastered all over that wrinkled flabby asses face. That bastard, had the nerve to think he can pull something like that on me. I wanted to pimp slap him right then and there, but I didn’t want to lose my job. I’m not the type to kill, even though I live with a huge psycho who kills for pleasure, and thinks nothing of it. I dug through my purse having a tight grip on the keys, and unlocked the door, entering the quiet apartment. I threw my purse on the counter, shrugged off my coat and walked straight towards our bedroom. Not finding J nowhere only caused me to sigh out in sadness. He could always make me forget about the awful days I’ve had. Always cuddle with me, having his hot breath against my neck, his toxic scent filling my nose. His presence could light up my entire mood. I walked towards the bed lifting my leg up as I took my heels off chucking them across the room. I flopped onto the bed. My head looking up to the ceiling as my whole body was sprawled out on the bed. My fingers clutch the maroon silk bed sheets I try to breath trying to reduce the amount of stress that building inside me. There was a knock at the bedroom door I sat up. “Come in.” I spoke softly. The door creaked open revealing Frost’s head. I smiled warmly at him, as he did the same. Frost was Joker’s guard who I grew very close to, and J didn’t mind. He considered him over any other guy, as he trusted him only. “You okay there miss (Y/L/N)?” He asked kindly, concerned written on his face. I closed my eyes nodding my head, as I gave him a tired smile. He closed the door back as I laid back down. I wanted to take a nap, but couldn’t considering how uncomfortable I was in my pencil skirt. I changed out of my work clothes, and into one of J’s dress shirts. I buttoned it half way showing a little cleavage. I crawled back into bed, wishing J would be home already, so I waited eventually not long enough as I was already fast asleep.

—A few hours later—

A slam of the front door woke me up, but I couldn’t get myself to open my eyes, so I didn’t acknowledge the sound. A minute later the door to the room could be heard opening, and a few shuffling sounds before the spot next to me dipped. He was here. I felt his arms snake around my waist as his toxic scent filled my nose. I opened my eyes as I twisted my body around to face him. He grinned showing his grills that had shined the through the dark. Still a little groggy I gave him a sleepy smile, as his lips attached onto mines for a couple of seconds. He purred into my mouth causing me to giggle. We broke the kiss catching our breaths before I placed my head on his bare chest. His long white fingers latched onto strands of my hair, twirling them around his fingers. “How was work doll?” He spoke. I rolled my eyes, and let out a groan causing him to chuckle at the response. “Not what I wanted. A jack ass decided to give me extra paper work, knowing I was supposed to have a day off tomorrow, and now I don’t and I’m just super stressed, and frustrated, because I can’t get a damn break from this fucking job!” I spoke my voice cracking at the end, as tears stung my eyes. Its true, not once as I began working at my job did I get a break. Loads and loads and loads of work had been thrown my way without any hesitation, and it’s all because of Jefferson, my boss…ass whole. I sniffed wiping the tears from my cheeks, as he began combing through my hair to calm me down.”Do you want me to kill him?” He spoke out of the blue. I stopped drying the tears as my forehead creased and my eyebrows furrowed in both confusion and shock. I tilted my head up to look at him. “What?” I asked my voice hoarse. He laughed shaking his head. “Do-you-want-me-to-kill him, I mean did I stutter?” He spoke laughing again. “I know its your boss doll face, and I’m not afraid to show him who’s the real boss here.” I stared at him blankly still processing that he actually would considering doing that. “What, no J, your not killing him.” I told him sternly. But he continued. “I can get my boys to come over there and tie him up to his chair, and beat him.” “What no!” he continued. “Or maybe something more gruesome. Maybe they can chainsaw parts of his body, and dump them into the ace chemicals.” and he continued. “Perhaps I should pay him a visit, and you can come with me and watch me beat him with a crow bar and shoot him in the head. What do you say about that kitten?” He said turning to me with a huge grin on his face, already knowing he was enjoying the images in his head of doing just that. I laughed shaking my head before answering. “J no, were not going to beat him with a crowbar, we are not going to shoot him, and we are definitely not going to chainsaw parts of his body, and dump them into the ace chemicals do you hear me?” I spoke pointing a finger at him. He chuckled caressing my cheek before placing his red stained lips on my forehead. “Alright but if he doesn’t give you a break off of work, know I won’t hesitate to go over there and show no mercy.” He said. I giggled before laying my head back down, and falling asleep in his arms. Yep, he’s my psychotic boyfriend.

seremedyxiii  asked:

Hello! I'm the one who sent the triplet mob AU ask. I'm so happy you like it I just have so many ideas of how it could of gone down. Each one would bring a different set of skills and more drama would be added in when the RC realizes that the heirs to one of the largest crime syndicate are related to blue blood royalty, Leia Organa. So much red tape! Basically I'm a sucker for forbidden love and I've been watching too much Gotham. XD if you need ideas I'm always happy to pitch them! 👍🏽

I’m so glad you sent it in!! Honestly though, this is almost too tempting haha, everything about the idea is just so perfect to me. 

I might just have to make this fic cause I would love the hell out of it. Haha, I imagine it like Kylo breaks off from the family and joins this shady group called The Knights of Ren with a guy named Snoke. Unlike the SW universe though, Kylo kills Snoke off quickly, wanting to take control himself. Once his brothers find out Snoke is out of the picture they reach out to him and somehow end up agreeing to join him. RC is like a detective or even just an assistant at the Resistance and ends up meeting Kylo somehow and thus begins the whole whirlwind and aaaaahhhhhh!!!

It’s gonna be a fic, haha it’ll take a while, but it will be.