cause i'm not funny at all

  • interviewer: so you two are against each other. does that affect your relationship at all? add tension? cause fights?
  • victor: oh, well I'm rooting for yuuri. he better win.
  • yuuri: no, victor has to win. he's the one who would truly deserve it. i mean look-
  • victor: okay, but yuuri is going to win??? idc what he says?? he has to win??? like-
  • yuuri: victor is going to win??? sure i might win gold, but he will too? what's your question here?
  • victor: yeah what are you trying to imply? that we won't win gold?
  • interviewer:
Deity witch tip

Deities can communicate with you in all different ways! Sometimes it’s glimpsing an animal associated with them, or a flash of color. Sometimes it’s that gut feeling that feels influenced by something stronger than yourself. Other times… it’s a fortune cookie voice telling you to keep driving cause you’ll find closer parking. I’ll take it.

Episode 12x01 spoilers, watch out for unoriginality since people have probably already done this

@destieldrabblesdaily Shirley this is all your fault (I guess you could say happy really late birthday I don’t know)

  • <p> <b>Child:</b> Mum why is my cousin called Kris?<p/><b>Mum:</b> Because your auntie loved Exo-M before the leader Kris left his 10 children and wife behind 2 years later and realised she couldn't change your cousin's name so she stuck with Kris cause she still loves him either way.<p/><b>Child:</b> What about me?<p/><b>Mum:</b> Enough questions TaoHan<p/></p>
  • MC, reading a pickup line book: Hey
  • Seven, drinking PhD Pepper and typing away on his computer: Yeah?
  • MC: Are you my bigtoe?
  • Seven: ?
  • MC: Cause I wanna bang you on all the furniture
  • Seven: *spits out drink, blood dripping from his nose*

Remember that song “All I want for Christmas is you”? Well apparently this sassy G decided to take it literally for Genz despite the fact she never ever said that…

I finished this picture of @stealthnerd‘s son that I had left sitting around until I remembered it. Consider it a late Christmas gift, my friend~. Hope you all had a great Chirstmas/Holiday~.

Bonus:

the three evolutions: Karamatsu-kun, Karamatsu, and Karamatsu-san. the best way to evolve him is to nourish your domesticated Karamatsu-kun with tender loving care on a daily basis

science truly is incredible

i swear with the new livestream with alex and dana is so good, so nice in every way, but I just… hearing alex pull out stan, soos and bill and just staying in character makes me realize how much i miss these characters…. i miss this show so much…. and it’s all hilarious and for a good cause but i’m just in that state where

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A crack comic I did in which Seto Kaiba is in fact channeling Grumpy Cat and it’s rather hilarious to me. Also may I direct your attention to the last panel and Atem’s pouty face, it’s my absolute favorite XDD Atem is real tired of your shit, Kaiba. This is in no way Rivalshipping, this is me drawing all the things I like in one short ridiculous silly stupid comic lolol

ATEM WITH PONYTAIL*cough* Yes..well..ahem. Here, have a thing :DD

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The 100 + episode posters (part II of season 1)

i guess it just really bothers me that most people laughed at gaga before and never gave her a chance because she was different even though her music was amazing they just saw freak with funny costumes and mocked her but now that she has intentionally surrendered to dressing in simple outfits everyone’s falling for it like “wow this chick is actually talented!!! haha who would’ve ever guessed” like… we all knew this before… you just couldn’t get past how she looked to hear her before cause you’re a boring idiot…

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“I don’t see it.”

Vampire!Felix

//I can’t be the only one that likes btvps like vampires can I?
~~~
+ Felix finally waking up from a thousand year slumber by Brad and having to get used to all this technology.
+ Felix being confused on how to use a computer
+ “Whats YouTube?”
+ “Whats Tinder?”
+ “Brad! What is this twerking they speak of?”
+ “Brad help me start this Channel thing”
+ “Is it on?”
+ “Brad, I have been asleep for thosand years what do kid’s find funny”
+ “Brad I am what the kids call cringy”
+ Felix slowly making his way up to the top on YouTube, by his cheer vampire charm
+ Felix making jokes about why he’s never seen outside is because he’s a vampire
+ Actually burns in the sun cause that what vampires fucking do!
+ Making meet and Greets at night
+ Felix finding people to feed on through his meet and greets
+ Felix finding Sean channel by accident
+ Felix reaching out to Sean because he sees that YouTubers do things like collab
+ “What is skype?”
+ Brad helping Felix set up a skype
+ Felix awkwardly doing his first collab with Sean
+ Sean can’t help but think Felix is cute being all awkward
+ Felix and Sean starting to film a bit more because Felix likes filming with him.
+ Felix not knowing how people flirt so he flirt the old way with Sean
+ “I have to say you’re eyes are breath taking”
+ “I would love to hold your hand at some point my love”
+ “It’s an honor just to be in your company”
+ Sean being crazy about Felix’s way of flirting
+ Felix staying up with Sean talking to him when the other boy can’t sleep
+ Sean wanting to meet Felix.
+ Sean going to visit Felix
+ Sean opening up the curtains in the living room to let in some light without telling Felix.
+ Felix hissing and getting a bad burn on his arm as he walks out to the living room.
+ Sean being freaked out and Felix trying to calm him down.
+ Felix explaining everything
+ Sean calming down eventually and listening
+ They stay friends and keep flirting while Seans there.
+ Sean smirking and saying things while they film together
+ “Oh Bite me”
+ “you act like your out for blood Fe”
+ Sean visiting every month for a week
+ Felix finally asking Sean out
+ “Can I kiss you?”
+ Sean teasing Felix about being an old man
+ Felix doing a lot of stuff the old fashioned way with their relationship.
+ “Would you ever turn me?”
+ “I’m not sure you would want that love, it’s not that great living like this”
+ “As long as I’m with you Fe I would love it”

anonymous asked:

Who are your closest friends on tumblr?

Hi anon!!

This is a good ask cause I love bragging about my friends and my love for them ☺️

@robertssofttouchxaaronssoftlad and @apositivelifeaffirmingway are the two I would most certainly call my best friends on tumblr. I talk to these two every day (99.9% of the time). April once called us the three musketeers which was the cutest thing ever and I just really love these two because they are so kind and supportive and smart and funny and I love having discussions with them.

@youslicetheginger @escapingreality51 @wellyfullofale @evak-malec @aarondinglestears @sapphicsugden @dasoni @darlingaaron are all others I consider close friends. I talk to them all quite frequently and they are always there for me no matter what and I can talk to them about anything. All of these people are beyond lovely and talented as hell and smart and funny and make this fandom what it is for me. I wouldn’t have stayed on this god forsaken site if it wasn’t for them.

All of these people have been so wonderful and have been there for me during these past few weeks which have been fucking awful both on here and irl. Whether it was talking about my struggles, talking about our boys, or just sending things to make me smile…they have made my experience here amazing and worthwhile.