- Santa: um ok bitch, listen up quickly cause i got 12 million more kiddos to go to and I ran out of caffeine so I'm becoming moodier by the second. what do you want for Christmas? your otp to be real or some gay shit like that?
- Me: You see, that's the kind of bs this world don't need. Why would I wish for something that's already real? Are you stuck in 2014? Jikook ain't one sided. I don't got to wish for Jikook because ITS ALREADY THERE. ALL I'M WISHING FOR IS FOR THESE DUMB LETTUCE HEADS TO REALIZE THAT JUNGKOOK RECORIPATES JIMIN'S FEELINGS. JUNGKOOK IS COMPLETELY HEAD OVER HEELS FOR JIMIN. JUNGKOOK DOESN'T HATE JIMIN. JUNGKOOK LOVES HIM. IT ISN'T ONE SIDED AND IT NEVER HAS BEEN.
- Santa: U rite u rite 👏👏
Sis a Scorpio man doesn't love unless he threatens to kill your non existent side nigga at least 7 times day