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(40) Gladio’s pick-up lines.

Gladio: You know, Iggy, if I was an animal, I’d like to be a worm.
Ignis: I thought you’d want to be a lion or a bird like Bennu?
Gladio: Worm it is. Thing is, they’ve got 5 hearts. If I had that many hearts, I’d have space enough for my love for you to fit in. One is not enough. Five would just barely manage to hold it, but…
Ignis: …
Ignis: That’s…actually pretty swee-
Noctis: Hahaha, a worm. That’s pathetic. I’d be a dragon.
Prompto: I still want to be a chocobo. Got the hair already. And I’ve practiced my k’we, wanna hear it?
Gladio: I swear to the AstrALS I HATE YOU TWO SO MUCH.