cause i effing love this guy

In suburban new jersey we don't say I love you we say

in suburban new jersey we don’t say i love you we say Michael (Spoken):
Apocalypse of the damned!
Jeremy:
Level 9!
Both:
The cafitorium!
(Sung)
Find the bad guy, push ‘em aside.
Then move on forward with your friend at your side.
It’s a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
You know you got a brother gonna have your back.
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course.
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force.
And if you leave your brother behind, it’s lame!
Cause it’s an effed up world, and it’s a two-player game, hey!
Michael:
Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette.
It’s just that no one else but me thinks that yet.
You’re just a nothing in this high school scheme,
But it’s no big cause you and I are a team.
We like out of print games, retro skates, got a Pac-Man tattoo.
Nobody here appreciates, but soon we’ll be together where they do.
Cause guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, yes I know.
Guys like us are cool in college, rule in college, listen, bro.
High school is hell, but we navigate it well.
Cause what we do, is we make it a two player game!
Both (spoken):
Zombie!
Watch out!
Ah!
Wha-!?
Aww..
Jeremy (sung):
As users we have fought together for years.
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers!
Now we’re stuck on a level and I wanna move on.
Michael:
Just wait two years where upon,
You’ll realize guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, won’t be lame.
Jeremy:
Dude I know, I get it-
Both:
Guys like us are cool in college,
Jeremy:
But we’re not in college,
Michael:
All the same. High school is wack, but we have each others’ back. It’s me and you,
Both:
We make it a two player game.
(Spoken)
AH-
OH-
ZOMBIE!
(Jeremy’s dad) Hello?
BLOOD!
(Jeremy’s dad) Son?
CLAWS!
(Jeremy’s dad) JEREMY!
Pause.

Jeremy (sung):
You know that you are my favorite person, that doesn’t mean that I can’t still dream.
Michael:
Is it really true, I’m your favowite pewson~?
Jeremy:
Yeah, we’re never not gonna be a team!
High school is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it.
It’s just what we do,
Both:
We make it a two player game!
Find the bad guy, push ‘em aside.
Then move on forward with your friend at your side.
It’s a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
You know you got a brother gonna have your back.
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course.
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force.
And if you leave your brother behind, it’s lame!
Cause it’s an effed up world, and it’s a two-player game!
Two player game! Two player game! Hey-ey-ey!

I Generalized Too Many People

Not every TERF wants us all dead, they just want gender stereotypes broken and don’t believe gender is a thing. That doesn’t mean they all don’t believe we’re a thing.

But yes, some do think that and even go so far as to tell us to kill ourselves. But we can’t just hate them all in return, I feel.

I’m not necessarily taking back what I said; hateful ideologies should cease to exist. But, at the core, theirs isn’t hateful; hateful people misinterpret it. They exclude us from feminism, yes, but that doesn’t mean they all blindfully hate us. And rather than hate back we need to make them understand what it REALLY means to be trans, and make them understand we can be feminists too. These are all just terms and we’re throwing them around recklessly. Believe what you want to believe, but don’t hate, make them understand. And understand where they’re coming from… as difficult as that may be, since they exclude us from feminism 😅

I’m sorry guys, this isn’t me backing down or anything, I’m up and ready to fight, but only when there needs to be one. I cannot hate unless I need to. I hate the specific people who cause us harm. I hate transphobia. But I want to fight transphobia in a way that works, and to me, understanding and communication work. And love sometimes 🙂

Basically you just shouldn’t listen to me when I run my mouth lol

Megure and Sonoko GETTO!

On Megure: I feel kinda sorry for Megure, ‘cause his essential job is to be “Smarter than Kogoro, but not as smart as Conan”. But I love his design and his constant exasperation. I’m at a point in the manga where Megure is 100% aware of how weird it is that Kogoro is constantly running into murders and it’s slowly driving him nuts. It’s pretty great.

On Sonoko: I effing love Sonoko. She’s basically the biggest Joke Character of the series (besides Genta) and I love that everyone knows it. I just got to the episode that covers the case where she almost gets knife-murdered by the one guy to show romantic interest in her, a situation Conan foresaw due to how crazy it was that anyone would like Sonoko romantically. Being Sonoko is suffering.

But honestly, using Sonoko as the crime solver too often kinda ruins the whole Sleeping Kogoro bit. At some point Ran is just gonna conclude that nobody can figure anything out while seeming conscious.

Thus my Detective Conan Episode Guide is now up to 153!

anonymous asked:

ladybug getting bored on her solo patrol and pulling out her phone and dancing and singing to love songs thinking ab Adrien but then Chat drops by and all of a sudden she's thinking ab Chat and "oh shit do I have feelings for Chat????" And he's just standing right THERE and she just realizes "holy shit I have feelings for Chat I am so effed"

I was totally listening to can’t help falling in love by Elvis Presley when I saw your prompts post so lol but I love all of your writing!! So much!! Ahh (in the ladybug listening to music one ha) but you totally don’t have to write if you don’t want to just an idea for you to help give you some inspiration

Thank you anon! It ca be arranged!  Hope you enjoy this drabble, anon!

Btw for everybody else who sent me prompts, thanks guys, I’ll fill them tomorrow, cause I need to go to sleep now, I have an exam tomorrow( the joy)



Marinette sighed as she stopped for a moment to admire the view Paris from above. If there was one thing she will never get tired of, it was the sight of her city, shining brightly even during the night. Yet, there was nothing happening. No theft, no mugging attempt, no nothing. Certainly not an akuma. These ever seemed to appear during patrols. It was as if Hawkmoth was doing it on purpose. And to make things worse, it was a solo patrol night too. At least when she was with Chat they could have some fun together. He may even say a good pun once in a while.

(Not that she’d ever admit that to him.)

With a pout, Marinette opened her yoyo and searched for one of the playlists she made in case of boring patrols. Damn, she should have picked some earphones too. Oh well, she was on top of a shop and it was already closed. Isn’t like she would disturb anybody. And if anyone saw her, well, the Ladyblog will explode with comments. Isn’t like she was ashamed of it. Every teenager in this world did random sing-alongs and awkward dancing around their room. She was doing it on a roof, sure, but hey, she was a superhero. She had a perfectly legit excuse. Letting the music roll, she began to sing along with the lyrics while doing some random moved around. And moonwalk. She had a fantastic moonwalk, especially when she was suited up. The rhythm of the song got higher so Marinette sang along happily. It was some random love song with a catchy beat and even if there wasn’t really anything similar in the lyrics, Marinette couldn’t help, but think about Adrien.

Ah, Adrien. Sweet, kind, helpful, literal ray of sunshine the world was unworthy for, Adrien. As she twirled around, she pictured how it would be to dance with him. No formal occasion, just the two of them dancing randomly, maybe in her room after a round of video games. That would be nice. If only her brain could stop from melting whenever Adrien did as much as exist in her presence.

The next song that came on the playlist took Marinette by surprise. The music list was certainly random, but ah, she loved that song. Without a blink, she started singing the lyrics from the top of her lungs. She closed her eyes continuing to spin around happily. But her mind decided to switch the blond boys she loved dearly in her mind as it seemed. Cause she suddenly pictured herself with Chat, dancing on a rooftop while laughing silly. Which wasn’t a bad idea, but… she didn’t love Chat like that. Of course, she loved Chat. Loyal, silly, brave Chat who always managed to make her smile even if his sense of humor made her want to groan into oblivion. Maybe in another universe when they weren’t superheroes and she met him first, she could have actually fell in love with Chat. It would have been easy, really. He was as lovable as they got, but yet… okay, enough. She was supposed to relax not have an existential crisis on a rooftop. Her mind was in the crisis, but her heart was in the song.

For I can’t help falling in love with you.” she finished along with the music. As she did another twirl, she somehow managed to trip over her own feet (that’s not how she would have liked to finish her grand musical number), but, to her surprise, a pair of hands caught her and pushed her back, helping her regain her balance. When Ladybug looked up, she was meet by a pair of feline green eyes and the sweetest smile she had ever seen Chat displaying. And his eyes always seemed to glimmer in the dark, but this time it seemed like a different kind of sparkle. It that smile, it was so sweet and it made a fuzzy warm feeling spread from her chest and… oh.

Well, fuck.