DM: (me playing an NPC walks up to to my player in the game and hits on him). Hey boy are you a cleric cause I’m feeling all healed.
Player: (sets down drink) ma'am I am gay. So unless you’re going to pay me the answer is no.
DM: I’ve got 10 gold and 2 silver.
Player: now I may be gay but 10 gold and 2 silver is 10 gold and 2 silver.
They go upstairs and sleep together the player asked how good the sex was.
DM: *rolls* on a scale of one to ten it was an 11 you have just had the best sex of your life. And are now having an existential crisis trying to figure out if your gay bi or strait.