cause come on i ship that shit


“It is you.” | Rey Kenobi

Kylo’s version: [ + ]

I jumped on board the mermaid au but i made it shance kek 

This au has lance being an alien mermaid(man??) who was taken from his home and put into an exotic creatures exhibit (so basically a zoo) >>

So for the time being Voltron is formed (allura pilots the blue lion for the time being, but blue is constantly telling her she wants “her pilot” whatever that means) and during a mission to free the aliens and creatures in the zoo Shiro comes across Lance’s display, and lance is all like “ Heeeeey look at this nice piece of meat i like this…whatever this is” and shiro’s like “Hot damn this dude is cute shit”

so shiro pushes the gay thoughts aside and comes in like “Im a paladin of voltron here to save you!! … do i get you out….” 

lets just say it ends up with shiro busting the glass open and getting completely soaked ^^’ 

Anyways Lance is just like “My hero~ Please get me out of here now “

Sooo yea By then all the aliens are free’d and shiro comes back to the castle-ship with lance still in his arms cause of course he’s gonna make the MERMAID FUCKING WALK and then introduces him to everyone and whoops blue screams at allura like “THATS MY PILOT GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE”

and thats as far as i got >< I still have alot of shit i wanna do for this au ^ 3^ feel free to send me idea kek i love drawing mermaid lance and like im just super gay for shance anyway lelelelel

Tumblr likes to go off on little LMAO SO MAD XD LMAO tangents about [outgroup] but I ain’t never seen a group of people who go as psychotic about disposable media as Tumblr

Like people on facebook ain’t stickin’ needles into cookies to feed to artists who draw ‘bad ships’ or trying to blackmail animation studios or sending authors who don’t make their ships canon death threats, all that shit comes from within

Get yourself a job at a theatre cause ya’ll masters of projection

Flirt // Chandler Riggs Imagine

Chandler is more slightly more over-confident and cheeky in this one, instead of the aDORABLE CINNAMON ROLL he usually is.

Requested by: @fannyimagines

PROMPT: The reader has a part on twd as Carl’s love interest. Chandler flirts with her during a panel, only making the fans ship them more<3

Hope you enjoy my loves!



C H A N D L E R // 1 2 4 8

I nervously tugged at my top as I stood behind the stage with the rest of the cast. We were about to go on for a twd panel at ComicCon. I had done panels a million times before but this was the first time I was properly nervous.

The only reason I was so scared was because I noticed I had been getting more attention lately on social media, which worried me because I might be asked more questions than normal. My recent ‘fame’ It was due to the fact that I was beginning to get a bigger part in the show. I had been on The Walking Dead for years, playing Melissa Dixon, Daryl Dixon’s daughter. I had a decently important role, and I loved it.

Now, in season 6, I had lots more screentime due to the fact that I was becoming Carl’s love interest. Chandler was my best friend on set, so naturally, we were both super excited to have more time to work together. Well, I was probably more excited than him because let’s face it, Chandler’s pretty damn cute.

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anonymous asked:

I'm happy you exist cause I have the exact same thoughts abt all this mess & it's hard to be 'that person' now. Despites what you're saying I don't think you're delusional 'cause you know when you have to be skeptical, even for cr. Despites who's right or not, I think it's sad how easy it is for us to trust staged pictures & official interviews when we clearly know we shouldn't trust it that easy. Esp when the events don't line up, the drama seems staged and right on time. Have a good day luv 😙

Thanks sweets 😙  Despite all of this I still believe in Camren, I can’t do otherwise, not after everything I’ve seen. But I’m pretty sure a vast majority of the fandom on here is gonna abandon ship now, which is understandable. I probably won’t theorize as much anymore about the indirects and whatnot, cause I don’t feel like being insulted by anons but I won’t think any less of it - and nothing will stop me from analyzing the shit out of CC1 if I think it’s Camren as fuck. I get where Lauren is coming from and why she had to finally put an end to it. I just think there are things that you can’t hide, especially when it comes to love, and that’s why as much as I respect Lauren, it’s really hard for me to believe that Camren never happened, cause eyes don’t lie, and god knows hers and Camila’s were full of love.

also of lust 😏

anonymous asked:

I just saw your reblog about selfshipping and im so glad to someone who approves of it. I'm currently trying to write a selfinsert fic but everytime i write my name i feel so ashemed and embarrassed and can't help but thing that no one will want to read it. I have tried writing the fic as a reader insert but it just comes out so terrible.... 😢😣😧






And if anyone says anything you point them to me cause I’m juST GONNA TELL THEM THEY SHOULD SELF SHIP BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THEY NEED IT.



SnK Chapter 93 Poll Results

The chapter 93 poll closed with 1,143 entries. Can I start with a wow? With so many responses, this is going to be a long one.

(1024 responses)

The Marley Files continue to grow on us. 77% of respondents rated Chapter 93 very highly.

Best chapter I’ve ever reviewed in a while. I hope next month will deliver heavy stuff.

My Jaeger reunion hype was amplified by 3000 eggplants after this chapter

Loved the diversity in the new characters. Riener is so torn mentally & emotionally. I believe few more pages on the warrior are still needed before getting back to Paradise. I sense a glimpse of hope in escaping a doomed end. somebody will live & achieve freedom. who? hard to tell.

Everybody has different opinions about the plot, but I do not think anyone can argue about the art. Love this manga. Want to see Levi again!

I never imagined I could love these characters even more. Now I do. Bravo Isayama-sensei, I never felt so hyped for this chapter for the longest time!

Stop trying to make these new kids happen, Isayama. It’s not going to happen.

My interest in the manga is reaching an all time low with this focus on Marley. And it looks like we’ll still be there next month. I’m so done.

I haven’t minded these recent chapters, but I haven’t felt like I enjoyed them since its a virtually unknown cast. I did however enjoy chapter 93!

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We have a new season of The X-files, people! Season 11 is coming! We will have shooting days with candids, fake call sheets, many-many gates, hundreds of theories, huge press tour, interviews, photo shoots, tonnes of fuckery and of course sleepless nights. We will have months of new experiences to share and 10 new episodes of our favourite show! 10! Not 6, but 10! Just think about all the crazy good things we shared after Season 10 was announced. On the road leading up to the new season, new people joined the fandom, new friendships were born and people were here to discuss all type of topics. It can always go a bit too crazy, but hey, this is a fandom. We are weird, so there is that. Tumblr is a sanctuary to everyone. 

Or it was, until a couple of months ago the fandom has been divided and not because of the ships, but because of egos and personalities. Out of a sudden, we had a Tumblr police going around policing & bullying people. They were yelling at people about respect while attacking them why they live in a fantasy world and calling them names. People deleted their blogs, because of this! I’ve never seen so much hate in this fandom before and I don’t want that darkness in my home, again.

Now, they want to come back, ‘cause The X-files is back, and pretend like nothing happened. Well, I’m sorry but  “You’ve made your bed, now lie in it.” You called people stupid, delusional, crazy - to say the least offensives - you created a blog for the sole purpose of mocking people, you hated on David, you said Gillian would never do X-files again, you said Gillian and David’s relationship is toxic. Feeling superior, bullying and mocking other people’s hobbies, making fun of their obsessions and enjoying all of this is not okay. I don’t think this behaviour should be forgiven, ‘cause if you did it once, you’ll do it again.  So, please just stop creating another drama the deeds are done. 

The two sides could exist next to each other, you just have to stop obsessing about the other side. You clearly stated your beliefs, your interest, stick with it. At least have the guts to stick with what you preached for months! I made the choice to have no interest in some topics and bloggers, you should do the same. Everyone should do that, instead of debating why people treat them the way you do. (Hint: not because who you ship, it’s never been about that)  

I’m not gonna ruin our - probably - last chance to enjoy the crazy ride, this new season will bring. I only follow bloggers who don’t go around judging people, who treat each other with respect here. I have my happy place and I’m perfectly ready to lose our shit together, fangirl and not sleep once August comes. I advise all of you to do the same! This place can be the best, I promise you!  

This blog will stay drama-free from tomorrow - cause let’s be honest, I might have to reply to some messages 😂 - and will only concentrate on joy, positive energy, love and a good spiralling is really overdue, don’t you think? This is what I’m here for. Bring on Season 11! ❤️❤️

Shows I watch and my opinions on ships:

( Shadowhunters, Arrow, The Flash, Girl Meets World (rip), Riverdale, and The Fosters )


Arrow; olicity is the cutest thing in the world and I totally ship them. But honestly for a long time I shipped Felicity and Ray. Like I love Ray and he’s such a sweetheart so I was like hey why not. They were pretty cute. Lyla and John are also really cute but for the longest time I hated Lyla because she was a bitch when she was working with Amanda Waller (rip), but now she’s okay. ROY AND THEA OTP OTP OTP OTP LIKE DON’T EVEN TRY ME. IM ONLY ON SEASON 4 SO DON’T SPOIL ANYTHING DJFDU

The Flash; WESTALLEN 200000% hottest ship out there. Such a power couple. BUT MY OTP IS CAITLIN AND JULIAN LIKE THEY NEED A FUCKING SHIP NAME. Also Wally and Jesse are the cutest ship of all time like goals goals goals.

Girl Meets World (rip); You see, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to do this show, but lucaya will forever be one of my favorite ships of all time so I had to. Like does anyone even ship rucas?? THE ONLY REASON RILEY EVEN HAS LUCAS IS BECAUSE MAYA PUSHED HIM AWAY AFTER HE WAS GOING TO FUCKING CHOOSE HER. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JOSHAYA CRAP LIKE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?1?1?1

Riverdale; VERONICA AND ARCHIE ARE THE HOTTEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET SO IF YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER IT WOULD MAKE SUCH A FUCKING POWER COUPLE. Don’t kill me but I don’t really ship bughead.. I feel like it literally came out of no where. Like where is the build up?? The thing with riverdale is that they have like 0 build up to their relationships. Except for Valerie and Archie, they had a build up, but like yeah they hinted that Jughead liked Betty, BUT WHERE THE FUCK DID IT EVER HINT THAT BETTY MIGHT LIKE JUGHEAD? SHES TOO STUCK ON ARCHIE AND I BET 2 MILLION DOLLARS THAT SHE’S NOT OVER HIM AND IF HE ASKED HER OUT SHE WOULD SAY YES.


If you reached the end you are a champ because you just read a good page of me ranting :))

anonymous asked:

Alm and Celica are getting a lot of flack for not being a good couple cause they only knew each other for like 3 years and are obsessed with each other. Your thoughts?

I can see ppl not liking the ship bc it’s trope-y but some of the reasons they give for it are just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think the pairing is fine.

As for those accusations…I’ll address it under the cut bc spoilers

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anonymous asked:

I don't know if some one has asked this already but, i was wondering, In you au everyone is alive and you ship corazon x bellemere, what is nami's and law's reaction towards their relationship?

OH yea, alright, lemme get into this

Law was a little bit sceptical about it ‘cause he was kind of afraid bellemere would be a weirdo like his other dates

This was literally his face every time corazon gushed about bellemere, like “shut the hell up” 

But shit got real when Corazon invited bellemere for dinner, law was soooo pissed off like “dude come on, you are going to invite her over already like what the fuck” 

But soon after she arrived, and he saw and met her…

He couldn’t believe she was actually THE BELLEMERE, nami’s mom, the one she talked so much about, like, he didn’t even think that could be a possibility. 

So he did the math

Aaaaand he texted nami immediately while corazon and bellemere were talking downstairs 

Minutes later, nami started to freak out too like “SHE NEVER TOLD ME HE WAS DATING YOUR DAD OMFG SHE JUST SAID SHE WAS SEEING A DILF” and Law told her corazon said he was dating a MILF also, so things got awkward real soon and they tried to change subject quickly 

BUT HEY, weeks later after digesting the idea of being more like a family, they eventually got used to it and before they knew it, they were calling themselves bro and sis

“Everything went as smoothly as planned” - Corazon, after he fucked it up real bad.

Their reaction to Corazon and Bellemere’s relationship was, to sum up, “EW WTF NO WHY” the first few days, and then “awwwwww look at these old dorks, simply adorable” 

I hope I answered your question! (AND SORRY FOR THE DELAY) 
(AND FOR THE SHITTY DRAWINGS, sorrrryyyyyyyyyyyy I drew those too quickly for my own taste and ended up all messy)


Are there seriously still people like that on tumblr? Seriously? Can you grow tf up please? I don’t understand your logic. If you don’t like the ship why don’t you just fucking ignore it? Nobody fucking cares if you don’t like it, I’ve dealt with so many people on the novahd tag, who came over and wasted their fucking life just to say “oh I don’t like novahd.” O-okay? Did we fucking ask? I mean I get i get it everybody has an opinion, but some people need to keep some in there stupid blabber mouths, because they’re unnecessary and stupid. And you know what I’m not gonna lie, I did that a long time ago, and I regret it, I even said sorry for it. But the fact that people STILL do this with shipping, is fucking retarded, it’s 2017, grow tf up. Don’t start stupid ass ship wars for no reason. I’ve seen enough ship wars I don’t want to see anymore. And I’ll even say I have a notp right now myself, and I hate it with a fucking passion. But do you see me going on other ship tags to say “Hey, I hate this ship, just wanted to tell you that.” No i don’t, because why would I do that when my ship is ten times fucking cuter anyways? *clears throat* Sorry..and I’m sorry if your dead ship won’t come back so you have to hate on others ships. Tch feelsbadman. Look do you need tips on how to ignore a ship and keep your fucking mouth shut so you don’t get it slapped off by karma? Cause I’ll help you…fuckin…we have other problems in the world and you’re bitching about a notp??? Some people..also don’t. say. sorry. After you just shit on something we like, it’s stupid and you clearly don’t mean it. Stay in your fucking lane. We’ll talk about our ship, and you talk about yours. Fair enough? Okay now shut up. 

BTS Reaction~~

“BTS reactions: To an ex-girlfriend leaking pictures of their gf.(new)“

I was unsure on EXACTLY what you meant, so i hope this if okay>

Im kind of making this as a bad breakup with the EX because i dont imagine the boys being mean unless the girl was first…im sorry if this isnt what you want.


Originally posted by myloveseokjin

He would “accidentally” send a picture of her in a cute sundress. And be like “IM SOOOO SORRY. Did i send that to you, im sorry i meant to send that to everyone but you..” And then he would periodically send a selfie of them two to her and eventually she would demand he delete her number from his phone. He would be a little bitch xD. He would be so sassy to her, and making up excuses to why he keeps sending photos of him and his new girl


Originally posted by bangtannoonas

He would DM her a photo of his new girl wearing his flannel with a message like..”waaaaah look how much better she looks” and then she would blow up hs phone. He would read the messages with his new girl just in awe how much she wasn’t over him. He wouldn’t bother much, because its too much effort to fuck with her LOL. #lazyyoons


Originally posted by vexedmikxyla

J-hope would TOTALLY take his new girl to meet her. Straight up, he would go to her and be like…i wanted you to meet her. And he would be overly cute to her in front of his ex. Then he would send her pictures on their anniversary, he would never talk to her, unless it was about his new girl. It would drive his ex mad, and he would soak it up. He would never even say hi, just a text with a photo of them two “OHMO look at how cute we are. we were never that cute OHMOO” is something he would say

Rap Monster(Namjoon)~

Originally posted by namjoonsgurl

He wouldn’t really leak any photos…what he would do is take his new girl to where she works (say like a restaurant) and he would be OVERLY cute to her since his ex has to serve them. He then would introduce his new girl to his ex, and be BLUNT AF and kill his ex. He would then leave no tip and leave with his new girl laughing


Originally posted by jimiyoong

He would take a photo of them two looking at each other with bedroom eyes and send it to her blatantly. He would then proceed to send her constant photos, when she then changes her number, he would then blow up her instagram. He would be so spiteful and cold…he would even ask to double date with his ex but he knows she doesn’t have a boyfriend. He would “accidentally” drop by her house with his new girl for all his old stuff..


Originally posted by cutae-hyungie

He would be genuine, he would send her photos of his new girl and be like isn’t she pretty? He would talk to her about his new girl, and ask her for advice..he wouldn’t be good at the EX thing. Which would be bad because she would still love him, and his new girl would get jealous and he would be so freaking clueless as to why this was happening. He would just freak out and try to make it better but being the clueless wouldn’t work


Originally posted by roselstra

Jungkook would secretly date his new girl, while talking to his ex. He would obviously let his new girl know cause he wanted to fuck with his ex. He would flirt with her, but not too much as he felt bad. He would then one day stop talking to his ex, and she would get worried and stop his place. Then he would come out “looking like he was having sex” and his new girl came out with him. He would love to see the face of his ex all sad and shit xD. I IMAGINE HIM BEING THE GUY YOU DONT WANT TO BREAK UP WITH ROUGHLY CAUSE IT WILL COME BACK TENFOLD XD

Don't Mess With Pan's Lost Girl P.3

Warning: violence, swearing

Word count: 2134

A/N: Hey look it’s Pan yay. Smut next time, maybe. I’ve written smut before but not so sure how detailed I’ll get still not so used to it. But eh maybe I’ll get into it who knows.



“Just up ahead, do you see it?” The little glowing lady that was currently perched upon the wheel asked as she pointed straight ahead. “Yes I do.” I said holding the wheel steady. After a moment of silent sailing the ship met with the soft sand of the beach that was ahead. “Welcome to Neverland.” Tinker bell said looking back up at me. “I can tell you’re new around here, mostly cause you said you wanted to go home and that’s not an option everyone knows that. So let me just tell you that this island is lost boy territory and lost boys aren’t to fond of pirates.” She said flittering up to eye level. “Yeah well from what I’ve heard back in pirate town neither group like each other, but I’m not a pirate, even if I do look like one.” I said biting my lip and looking down at my attire. “Alright well, at least lose the hat.” She said tapping her chin. I took it off and let it fall from my hand to the ship deck with a thud. “Now we gatta get rid of the other pirates.” She said gesturing to my sword.

With a sigh I pulled it from is holster and slowly turned to see the look out was still fast asleep. I crept quietly behind him and placed the sword at the base of his neck. Oh shit, I can’t do this I’ve never killed anyone before. How can I start now I mean sure this might all just be imaginary but it damn sure feels like reality. I hesitate running this all through my mind weighing the pros and cons. Fuck it. I think but as soon as I do sleepy head wakes and quickly turns around pulling out his own sword. “Shit!” I shout as he lunged forward, I try to dodge the blow but his sword gets my side and I feel blood trickling down my side. I look down quickly before looking back up just in time to deflect his sword from hitting me in the chest. With the amount of blood I’m losing and all the strength I’m putting into pushing his sword away with mine, my vision becomes spotted and I begin to feel light headed. Just as I feel I’m about to pass out Tinker bell darts in front of the pirates face blowing a gold dust in his face causing him to collapse on the deck. I let my weak body fall as well and catch my breath.

“Well that didn’t go to well. Was that your first fight or something?!” She shouts in her tiny high pitched voice. I roll my eyes at her and examine the gash in my side. “Damn it.” I curse under my breath and dig through my bag finding a flask of rum and my tank top. I put the top in my mouth to bite down on and pour the rum on the cut. It’s not the best way to clean a wound but it’s all I got, no matter how bad it burns it works. I then remove the top from my mouth and put it under my corset so that it covers the wound. “What was that, the gold stuff?” I ask shakily standing to my feet. “Fairy dust.” She answers crossing her arms over her chest. “Right. Of course it was.” I sarcastically reply shaking my head. “It won’t keep him asleep forever, I helped, now you finish.” She said and I glanced at my sword. With a huff I placed the tip of my blade over his heart and felt the blade sink in easily. “Now was that so bad? Ok before we go kill the rest of those bastards coat your sword in this.” She says handing over a small bottle filled with a dark liquid. “What is it?” I asked popping off the top. “There’s a plant, very deadly, called dreamshade. I managed to make it into a liquid so that the lost boys could cover their weapons in it and get quicker kills.” She said and I raised my eyebrows nodding. “Alright.” I said carefully pouring it all over the blade. “Let’s go kill some pirates.” I said with a smirk and she rolled her eyes at me.

“So I have a question, you seem to be pretty cool with these, lost boys. And you found me, a girl, dressed as a pirate, driving a pirate ship, why did you decide to help me? Ya know cause pirates hate lost boys and vise-versa.” I say waking away branch leaves as I walked through the thick forest wilderness. “Cause no pirate would one, allow a female to steer the ship or two, come anywhere near Neverland. Ah here’s my stop. Good luck to you my dear.” She said with a nod of her head and quickly flew off. “Wait! I still need your guidance!” I shouted after her but it was no use. “Well shit.” I said as I looked around and noticed I had no idea where the hell I was going. But I also noticed the sun had begun to rise making me feel a little better, I probably wouldn’t last an hour in this forest alone if it was dark.

I began to walk again when I heard a few tiny foot steps approaching. I crouched behind a bush and put my hand on my sword handle. I closed my eyes and focused on my hearing trying to see if I could tell which direction the steps were coming from. At first I heard nothing but then again, to my left, I heard something. There were two of whatever it was, I opened my eyes and looked to my left. I was out of their line of vision but I could see them perfectly. Two boys, maybe a year or two older than me, but still young. They were dressed as if they were playing combat rescue, wearing camouflage colors with leaves draped around them and mud smeared over their faces. Each of them held a weapon, a real weapon. One had a cross bow and the other a sword. “You’ve got to be kidding, these are the lost boys.” I mumble to myself and move to get closer but stay out of their vision. “Well fuck me.” I whisper as I watch them look around searching for, I’m guessing, me. “Sorry kids but I’m not losing this one.” I mean sure the pirates weren’t that hard to deal with, thanks to the dreamshade, but as ruthless as these kids look they don’t look like to much of a challenge.

“Now!” The boy in green shouted as he paced back and forth in front of the cage. “What am I to do with you?” He said stoping his pacing, placing both hands on the bars and leaning in close, he flashed a quick wicked smirk. I did nothing but harshly glare back at him with a cold hard expression. I had been on this island for a whole month running around trying to stay alive, a cost of that was injuring a few lost boys. I didn’t want to, a lot of them were much younger than me, like six or seven years younger. I had grown cold, heartless soon I didn’t care how old they were, I just needed to survive. So I stood, not saying a word and gave him a piercing cold glare. He just simply chuckled and pushed himself up right again, off of the bars. “You know appearing on my island and injuring not just a few but an army of my lost boys is not something you can just avoid, there are consequences!” He said beginning to pace again, he spoke as if he was giving a speech to everyone present, even though it was only directed at me. Surrounding him and the cage I occupied, was a swarm of young boys their ages varied but none older than the boy in green. And he couldn’t be more than 16. “Now that we have captured you, this cage is where you shall stay until I decide it’s time to kill you. Sleep tight.” He said and with the flick of his hand his ‘lost boys’ moved out and towards their camp that wasn’t to far from the cage. “Felix! You take night watch!” The boy ordered a taller, cloaked, boy with long dirty blond hair. The boy simply nodded and leaned against the cage as the rest continued on.

A few hours had passed when I decided I was bored and wanted out. I was stood leaning against the far right corner of the cage staring at the cloaked boy, Felix was his name, while chewing on my bottom lip. He seems like an easy target. I thought as I sauntered over to where he stood shoulders back and chest puffed out. “So Felix, that is your name right?” I asked my voice just over a whisper carful not to draw any attention from the camp. The sun was now long gone and the camp was lit by an enormous bonfire. I looked at Felix but he hadn’t moved a muscle. “Hmm, well Felix. The name’s Mariana,” I said, still nothing. “Come on I’m bored out of my mind, least you could do is have a conversation with your prisoner.” I said slipping my hand through the bars and rubbing his shoulder gently. He looked down at my hand and I noticed his chest rise and fall and a slightly quicker pace. He turned around slowly with his head low. “Come on Felix, can’t even look me in the eye?” I teased as I moved my hand to the hairs at the nape of his neck. He slowly lifted his head locking eyes with me. “There we go.” I whispered softly tangling my fingers into his hair. His breathing became more rapid and he let out a low moan, leaning his head against my touch. “Now all you have to do is open the cage and we can talk. Unless there’s something more fun you have in mind.” I said with a smirk as I leaned closer to the bars that separated us. “No!” He shouted and abruptly moved away from my touch “You hurt my friends, many of them are just barley holding on to life. You deserve nothing but to rot in there forever.” He spit at me and turned away back to his position and didn’t say another word for the rest of the night. I just rolled my eyes and went back to my corner, with a huff I plopped down criss-cross with my arms folded over my chest.

As morning came again so did the boy in green, he nodded at Felix as he approached, “Go get breakfast, then some rest.” He ordered, Felix nodded in response and walked toward camp. “Morning love” The leader, I figured, said turning his attention to me. I gave him a sickly sweet smile, “Morning.” I said and he smirked. “Ah and she speaks. Honestly love I thought you were going to give me the silent treatment forever.” I rolled me eyes and gave him an expressionless look. “Just tell me, who are you and how did you manage to run around my island for so long without getting caught?” He asked confusion clear in his voice. “Let’s just say you and your lost boys are a lot easier to handle than the pirates.” I said grinning at his fuming expression. He let out a long deep breath before speaking again, “Are you saying we’re not as challenging.” He asked irritated. “Believe me I’m just as surprised as you are, I’d think your boys would be better fighters than a bunch of drunk old slobs.” I said and he shook his head. Clearly offended by what I said about his soldiers, he walks back to camp leaving me alone. I puff out my cheeks and turn so I’m facing out away from the camp. I begin picking at the grass when I spot a patch of purple flowers. I eye them skeptically and reach out to pick one. “Lavender?” I speak to myself and inhale the sweet smell before blacking out.

A couple hours later I wake up still in the cage, the sun is still out and I don’t hear anything coming from the camp. The boys must be out playing. I look around and see the flower laying not to far from my face. That wasn’t a lavender. I move away from it before carefully picking it up. “I’m definitely getting out of here tonight” I think running all the possible out comes through my mind figuring out the perfect escape.

Friday the 13th: ohmlirious
  • Notification:
  • Ohm picks up Walkie talkie.
  • Notification:
  • Delirious picks up Walkie talkie.
  • Delirious: ohm? someone’s following me
  • Delirious: i can hear the fucker
  • Ohm: where r u?
  • Delirious: walking through the woods.
  • Ohm: alone at night??
  • Delirious: it was a shortcut to the lodge!
  • Ohm: but why'd you-
  • Delirious: shit, I heard it again!!
  • Delirious: it’s fuckin' creepy!
  • Ohm: what does it sound like?
  • Delirious: um... It's like leaves crunching beneath heavy feet.
  • Ohm: it's probably just a cat.
  • Delirious: cat’s don’t have heavy feet ohm!
  • Ohm: delirious, relax..your outside. it’s windy. there are noises.
  • Delirious: yeah i guess..
  • Ohm: so..why’d u leave so early? thought you were staying the night?
  • Delirious: i changed my mind
  • Ohm: well..u left you cabin keys here.
  • Delirious: shit.
  • Delirious: alright, I'm coming back for them. What camp you at again? higgins haven?
  • Delirious: i’ll be there in 10 minutes.
  • Ohm: are you sure u don’t wanna stay this time?
  • Delirious: yes. i’m sure.
  • Ohm: is there something wrong? I feel like I'm missing something?
  • Delirious: ...i saw his pic on ur phone.
  • Ohm: whose pic?
  • Delirious: that Angel looking son of a bitch from saltwater camp...i saw him sitting in your fucking lap too.
  • Ohm: wait you mean Bryce?
  • Delirious: i always knew you had a blonde hair fetish.
  • Ohm: we’re just friends..
  • Delirious: HE WAS IN YOUR LAP.
  • Ohm: shh delirious.
  • Delirious: sitting there with your fucking arm's around him.
  • Delirious: are you serious ohm?
  • Ohm: delirious please
  • Delirious: i know. i’m not supposed to care.
  • Ohm: that’s not what i was going to say
  • Ohm: u were the one who didn’t want anything serious.
  • Delirious: look ohm, we need to
  • Delirious: FUCK
  • Delirious: the crunching sounds closer now.
  • Delirious: the footsteps are…
  • Delirious: oh shit, he's walking faster.
  • Delirious: why won't this bitch quit stalking me!!
  • Ohm: are you near a car?
  • Delirious: No! I'm on the other side of the fucking map!
  • Delirious: shitshitshitshit
  • Delirious: i heard a cough ohm!
  • Delirious: there's someone near me.
  • Ohm: hide behind a tree?
  • Delirious: no! I need to get to a house ohm, God.
  • Ohm: just hurry up!
  • Delirious: theirs definitely footsteps. following me.
  • Ohm: do you see anyone behind you?
  • Delirious: I can't see far. It's too dark.
  • Ohm: just use your flash light!!
  • Delirious: oh right hang on.
  • Delirious: Fuckfuckfuck OHM!
  • Delirious: HE'S WEARING A MASK!
  • Ohm: delirious, just stay calm.
  • Ohm: maybe it's just a prank?
  • Delirious: he's got an axe!
  • Ohm: ..walk faster
  • Delirious: i’m running!
  • Ohm: are you losing him?!
  • Delirious: NO!
  • Delirious: he's running his ass off too!!
  • Ohm: that's it i'm calling police.
  • Ohm: where are you exactly?
  • Ohm: delirious?
  • Ohm: HELLO????
  • Ohm: fuck, this is all my fault
  • Ohm: i should have never let you leave the cabin.
  • Ohm: i should have told you that...
  • Delirious: ohm?
  • Ohm: oh thank god!
  • Ohm: I called the cops and they said there on there way.
  • Ohm: where are you?
  • Delirious: i’m at camp evergreen.
  • Delirious: I tripped while running.
  • Delirious: I think I fell down a slope and hit my head.
  • Ohm: did you lose the guy?
  • Delirious: no, that mother fucker's still here somewhere.
  • Delirious: i can hear him breathing. That son of a bitch.
  • Delirious: I can't.
  • Ohm: WHY?
  • Delirious: I think i broke my leg.
  • Delirious: he's looking for me ohm.
  • Ohm: don't worry i'm coming over to get you.
  • Ohm: tell me exactly where you are.
  • Delirious: um.. I dunno? near some big tree? I can see the tents from here if that helps.
  • Ohm: stay put. i'll be there soon
  • Delirious: i feel really faint.
  • Ohm: hang in there delirious. Just keep talking to me.
  • Delirious: ohm. he's getting closer.
  • Delirious: i hear him.
  • Delirious: his voice…
  • Delirious: he's talking to me.
  • Ohm: I can't hear him? what's he saying?
  • Delirious: he's calling my name.
  • Delirious: saying that i've got this all wrong.
  • Delirious: he just keeps repeating it. over and over.
  • Delirious: ohm what does he mean?
  • Delirious: his voice sounds weird...
  • Delirious: like a tractor.
  • Ohm: are you feeling alright delirious?
  • Delirious: no. my head feels funny.
  • Delirious: I'm feeling sleepy
  • Ohm: just keep talking to me. Well make it through this I promise!
  • Ohm: what kind of tree do you see?
  • Delirious: what?
  • Ohm: that tree you said was near you.
  • Ohm: what does it look like?
  • Delirious:'s a big red tree.
  • Delirious: ohm. i'm scared.
  • Delirious: he's here.
  • Ohm: i'm almost there delirious!
  • Ohm: I've found the tents.
  • Delirious: i can see his feet
  • Ohm: hold on, i'm running to you!!!
  • Delirious: this is it ohm.
  • Delirious: he's found me.
  • Delirious: it's over.
  • Ohm: no wait! Delirious! i see the tree!
  • Ohm: i'm here!!!
  • Ohm: your jackets on the ground.
  • Ohm: oh god there's blood.
  • Ohm: where are you???
  • Ohm: fuck!!
  • Ohm: what have i done?
  • Ohm: i didn't mean it delirious.
  • Ohm: that morning with Bryce.
  • Ohm: it wasn't real.
  • Ohm: i asked him to come over so you'd get jealous.
  • Ohm: the lap thing was his idea.
  • Ohm: i wanted you to care.
  • Ohm: i wanted you to want something more serious.
  • Ohm: delirious are you there??
  • Ohm: why is there so much blood everywhere?
  • Ohm: DELIRIOUS???
  • *Delirious*: never knew you felt that way...
  • Ohm: your alive!!
  • Ohm: you sound odd..
  • Ohm: are you okay?
  • Ohm: where are you?
  • *Delirious*: back at higgins haven...
  • Ohm: what happened?
  • *Delirious*: come over, and i’ll tell you...
  • Ohm: alright I'm walking over now
  • *Delirious*: hurry...
  • Ohm: okay, i’m at the front door!
  • Ohm: but all the lights are off.
  • Ohm: the door is locked..
  • Ohm: can you let me in?
  • *Delirious*: i’m coming...
  • Ohm: great! I'm so excited to hold you in my arms.
  • Ohm: wait
  • Ohm: i still have your keys
  • Ohm: but then how did you
  • Ohm: shit!
  • Walkie offline
  • Police Report: Two bodies were found at camp crystal lake.
  • Two males, Both deceased.
  • Light skinned male, black hair, age 29.
  • Tanned skinned male, brown hair, age 33.
  • Suspected cause of death: strangled.
  • Suspected killer: A young blonde male.

anonymous asked:

Tell me about Lexa and Clarke :') they seem so cute together

(oh my lord you better love me for this cause i had it all typed out then tumblr crashed so im a bit salty rn but ill admit this isn’t as good as the original cause that one was fantastic)


*also theres a lot of stuff thats probably not included or got skipped or whatever so yeah feel free to add*


Originally posted by wattpad

So Clexa is the wonderful ship of a very gay commander queen:

Originally posted by quasi-marxist

and a beautiful bisexual bad ass (nice ass too (but don’t get me started on the good Earth cleavage)) Space Princess:

Originally posted by clexa-emison

(life goals wife goal ^^^)

So this OTP starts because fuck boi #1 cant keep his shit together:

Originally posted by palpatean

and so that they can defeat the mountain men they team up and shit:

Originally posted by evynsings

so they’re working together and shit being LEADERS together aka falling in love but anyhow Lexa falls hard for our space princess because who wouldn’t? they fight a fucking gorilla and Lexa totally saves Clarke’s ass from another grounder

Originally posted by meafterdeath

and watches over her as she sleeps

Originally posted by fuelandfurnace

they even have a really deep conversation about love and loss and shit

Originally posted by hedaswarrior


Originally posted by ladybell013


but Lexa ends up betraying Clarke to protect her people which was a big big fuck up like the only time i did’t like Lexa was then but that leads Clarke to end up killing a lot of people and she doesn’t handle it to well so she ends up becoming 

Originally posted by ninookr


so basically Lexa asks Clarke for forgiveness and they basically get married i mean look come on

Originally posted by tinakris

Married AF

Originally posted by leeshy-loo-squid-squad

Clarke is hanging out with Lexa and stuff to try and smooth out shit that got fucked up between the grounders and sky people cause some people are just fucking stupid man like the fuck

Originally posted by leksakomtrikru

fucking idiot

so they are being all domestic and cute i mean what look at this shit the fluff!

Originally posted by atthisinlove

(also parallels to Lexa watching over Clarke AKA LOVE) 

oh and the Clexa child

Originally posted by my-mad-fan-diary


Originally posted by sherralotz


Originally posted by backwardabyss


okay but then shit goes down hill okay so you see this fucker

Originally posted by wonderswcman


Originally posted by nicolshaught

ugh it makes me so mad like wtf man not fucking cool but the death leads to a lot of anger and:

Originally posted by commander-of-the-grounders

So the season goes on and Clarke keep the flame/chip in her boobs (close to her heart) because its Lexa and she has a mini melt down when they want to smash her because i mean

Originally posted by adogree

man id be fucking devastated too i mean you just got laid by someone who means a lot to you then bang she’s gone and all thats left is an AI?! poor baby all she needs is a hug and a shock blanket (and Lexa but we won’t say that *sips tea*)

so on they go trying to figure shit out Clarke ends up going to the City of Light so that she can shut it down from the inside


Originally posted by holtzmedown


Originally posted by raccoonhearteyes



Originally posted by ohcommandermycommander


Originally posted by fyeahbellarkeandclexa

OH YEAH THATS RIGHT!!! you should of guessed i hope you did i hope you feel as good about this as i do cause damn!!!!


So the show goes and Lexa is helping Clarke Save the world!

Originally posted by thatasiannerd22


Lets be real y’all When you look up the definition of “OTP” theres a pictuer of Clexa and thats it!

Originally posted by giuliems

anonymous asked:

I wish you would write a fic where…Shmi kicks Yoda in the face!

I too would like to read that, but it would be wildly out of character for her. Shmi strikes me as the sort of woman who has spent so long being kicked in the face she would never do that to anyone. Instead, she weaponizes kindness. The biggest problem in the galaxy is that no one helps each other and, by god, she’s going to help everyone she can, especially if helping them screws over their oppressors. Just like she did when she and Anakin helped Qui-Gon and co. get the part they needed for their ship.

I can see Shmi delivering a quiet, yet pointed, lecture about helping people no matter how hard it is to a nearby child which fills Yoda with shame. I can see her actively demonstrating kindness in a way which causes him to reflect on his own short comings. I can see her tearfully begging Yoda to treat her like shit and not her son, and thus shaming him that way, but I can not see her resorting to violence. When you’re a slave, committing violence against your oppressors just gets you (and possibly others) killed. Passive aggression is the way to go.

I wish you’d write meme

anonymous asked:

....... i just witnessed c*mren shippers saying larry shippers were crazy for linking the songs on harry's album to their ship and like..... that's already ridiculous but it is even more considering they're gonna do the same when candy corn's album comes out

lmaooooo bro i was balls deep in a camren blog last week and i was dyinnn at the shit they been makin up… its so funny cause they rly dont see how…. embarrassing they are

So @finnreyhardliner I’m not sure what your problem against me.  I made a post about shippers Finnrey and reylo mainly that neither side should be nasty/rude to the other and you send me that( the first pic) at the top and blocked me right after never saw you again. The second comment was about finnrey shippers saying lies about me. I asked for proof, you instead decided to just call me a house slave, I just wanted answers but I guess you don’t have them. I wasn’t around during the whole “finnrey attack” I just wasn’t, I’m sorry whatever happen to you and other shippers nobody should be called racist slurs. Nobody should be sent pictures of lynched black men. Period. I Don’t care if you a shipper or anti nobody should be sent or told those things. Same thing applies with death treats and suicide baiting 

 I have asked for said names of the reylo shippers calling you and other finnreys racist slurs, calling John racial slurs, Finn coal boy. But  never saw nor got said proof of names. Now I seen reylo shippers called finn a liar and Kylo not which yes is not good but that’s not one calling Finn racial slurs. I ONLY seen anons few really which I think either a troll or another anti said those things. I asked about the lynching incident I only heard about it from anons but yet no proof of it happening ( which I found odd and I checked finnrey tag but nothing just people saying but not showing) TBH i see more of anti Finn/John comments on facebook, instagram but not on tumblr which it seems like you projected onto here.

It’s clear you only talk to people who see things your way ie ONLY like finnrey. Didn’t you say you’ll leave the fandom if KMT x Finn became canon? TBH I wonder which one you cared more about Finn or Rey. Actually I think you treat fictional characters better than real people, black people. For someone who cares about black people, talk about anti-blackness I think you’re the one being anti black.  

 I won’t talk shit about other bloggers- “ These idiots and their pets stay lying. I wouldn’t even bother. We could literally send them stuff of the kkk saying finnrey sucks and they’d be acting out. You try being nice to them and you only get stabbed in the back. None of these idiots or their pets call out a damn thing when it comes to racism aimed against people who hate the pile of wet shit that they call an otp.”

The KKK hates black people yeah KKK is racist so what are you trying to say? Call me house slave, a pet, anti black and self-hating called other black reylo shippers ashy, a friend of yours calling us coons. Why? Cause we like other ships along with finnrey. I find it cowardly  you say those things and block after, but somehow you want to tell me to “come with it” At least I provide proof and sources unlike you, interesting.

Finnrey is lovely ship but you and the rest of the shippers are awful and toxic you can try to play victim or make some excuse  but it’s true and THE SHIPPERS are the  main reason people avoid the ship. If John Boyega saw the stuff you and other finnrey shippers said I’m  pretty sure he be disappointed. I will still ship finnrey along with the other sw ships canon or not, and make content too, yall just won’t see mines  like how I won’t see yours cause I’m blocked.

My advice instead of being bitter over a fictional ship and character how about focusing more on real world stuff  like trump and actual racist people out on the streets attacking black people and lgbtq+ poc? I live in the south stay on campus surrounded by trump supporters, rednecks, who walk around with Confederate flags on, and “Make America Great” on their things. But sure lets call someone racist based off what they ship and that’s it.  I wish you the best I do, and hopefully one day you come to terms about all this or don’t ( whatever happens in the Last Jedi I guess) 

Best of luck to you-Skip

anonymous asked:

so about your ships with lars, i actually saw BOTH of them on a thumbnail for a video called " the WORST SHIPS THE STEVEN UNIVERSE FANDOM HAS COME UP WITH " and i was like... no, that's any gemxsteven ship. what's wrong with lars being with any gem? nothing. people are salty.

LOOOL I actually commented on that video bc i couldn’t believe it, it was so funny

I’m not offended at all (esp cause they credited me)

They were making fun of the ships, not the art! And honestly the whole Lars x Ame thing was an ironic shit-post-ship but now I just like it because…. well damn. I like the  characters together. I’ve been “Crack-shipping” since the early 2000′s when I was a wee bone, why stop now