cauldron bum

The Wizard Swears

1. Cauldron bum
2. Son of a banshee
3. Swish and flicker
4. Voldemort’s nipple
5. Dragon bogies
6. Jiggery pokery
7. Expecto Patronads
8. Blast-ended skank
9. Broomhead
10. Hagrid’s butt-crack
11. Leprechaun taint
12. Unicorn turds
13. Muggle ****ing troll ****
14. Flobby-wanded dementor buggerer
15. Dobby’s sock
16. Your mother is a ********** Lorem ipsem ******* Admintum Venium******* Tragula ****** hippopotamus **** republican *********Daniel Radcliffe ****** with a bucket of ******* in a castle far away where no one can hear you ******* soup ******* with a bucket of ******** Mickey Mouse ******** a stick of dynamite ****** magical ****** Alakazam! (Elder swear)
17. Goblin crotch
18. ==*****ing Voldemort ******==
19. Bloody hell