Day 3 - alternate universe
In which Diana has her own column in The Atlantic, and Steve is the slightly overzealous copyeditor. She keeps her profile clean and professional. He brags about her accolades and has weekly quotes (that he definitely writes to Diana on Post-its first).
Tony is the type of person to not sleep for 20+hours and be found in hysterics because he's built a perpetual motion machine that keeps a slinky going