I can only imagine how Dave feels; being gone for 3 years on a grungy meteor only to come home back to what his life used to be, before he was god tier before he died multiple times before aliens before the world ended before bro died, back when things were just ironic selfies, dead animals and turntables. He must feel so disconnected from his life, like he lived two separate lives, one as a normal kid and one as the person he is now. It must be hard to come back to a home where bro used to be, where he used to just goof around and his biggest concerns were his strifes and how ill his beats were. It makes me sad because he’s going down memory lane and he could be thinking about his future or how much of a future does he even have left and he’s just looking at his embarrassing kid self and missing it and thinking about what future he could have had, what he could have become, but no he had to get wrapped up in trying to save the world and he doesn’t even think he’s a hero
It’s like….bees. Bees are cool. Whatever. BUT they always buzz WAY too close to my face and my ears. Go away. Please stop. And when I try to duck and weave around it I get “LOLOL CALM DOWN ITS NOT GUNNA STING YOU BRO WHAT A SISSY.” :IIIII
IM not gonna sting YOU but if I just got super up-close to your face and went “BBBVVVVZZZZZZZZ” and fluttered my hands all around your head YOU’D BE FUCKING ANNOYED
IVE NEVER FUCKING HATED A RAINBOW MORE THAN THIS LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ITS LIKE ITS FUCKING MOCKING ME
“HEY YOU WANNA OPEN THIS PROGRAM? YOU WANNA LOAD THAT PAGE? TOO FUCKING BAD YOU FAT FUCK IM GONNA MAKE YOU SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR GODDAMN 20 MINUTES WHILE YOU SIT ON THIS PAGE WITH A FROZEN GIF OF BOUNCING BOOBIES AND YOUR MUTHER FUCKIN ROOMMATE WALKS IN AND JUST STARES AT YOU WITH THE JUDGEMENT OF A THOUSAND NUNS"