cats with toast

Cute Breakfast Cat Facts
  • Whenever I get out of the shower, Hash Brown jumps onto the counter and waits. I lean down and make a kissy face, and she headbutts my mouth. After she gets her kiss she leaves.
  • Eggs Benedict stands on his hind legs and kneads my thighs anytime I’m cooking. I wear fishnets and lace tights a lot and he frequently ends up stuck.
  • Hash Brown is so soft that she’s actually slippery. That’s why every photo of her sitting on the top of the sofa is of her trying not to slide off, like this:
  • French Toast is so love with my husband that when he’s on business trips she will circle the hallway and meow mournfully for hours. Nothing I do can console her until he returns.
  • Eggs loves having his tummy rubbed, but only if you use your foot. No hands allowed. He’s very serious about this rule.
  • Hash Brown likes finding hair ties and dropping them into her water bowl. If her water bowl already has a hair tie in it, she’ll store any additional hair ties under the bathroom scale. One time we found 7 of them under there.
  • Eggs Benedict and French Toast often synchronize poses.

This has been Breakfast Cat Facts! I hope they made your day a little better.

I call this Smorgasbord Toast. Smorgasbord Toast is what happens when you run out of your usual groceries so you just pile everything you have left that could feasibly taste good together onto a piece of toast and call it breakfast. Sometimes it’s great, sometimes it’s atrocious. You’ve really got a 50/50 chance with Smorgasbord Toast.

There’s a pen in the back corner of the park I live in where humans take their dog children to do their business, and there is a dumpster not too far from the pen. I was taking my spotty fur child out the other night, and as we approached the pen, six (yes, six) cats suddenly scrambled out from under the dumpster and ran for it. We stopped, surprised, and then one remaining cat, the seventh cat, the fearless cat, the leader cat, the kingpin cat, you might say, suddenly appeared at the top of the dumpster. It stared down at us in the night, eyes gleaming and its thick fur looking especially gray in the moonlight, and then jumped onto the ground in front of the dumpster, picked up a piece of toast (yes, there was a piece of toast on the ground in front of the dumpster), and strutted off after the other cat minions. My dog didn’t move and neither did I, not a stirring, not a sound, because when you’re in the presence of the dumpster-cat mafia and their toast god, all you can do is stand in silence and witness.

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I’ve been working with Werble for a while, and they recently launched! Werble transforms your photos into masterpieces with their library of diverse animated stickers you can overlay on top, which can then be shared with friends or on social platforms like Instagram, Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter. 

I’m lucky to have two sticker packs with them. It would mean so much to me if you guys download the app on your phone, and get my two sticker packs! 

“Meowy Catmas” is free. It’s perfect for all of you who love cats and Christmas!   [go.werbleapp.com/catmas]

“Crazy Cats” is USD$0.99, and it’s filled with all the cats you would want on top of your photos. ヽ(=^・ω・^=)丿  [go.werbleapp.com/crazycats]

Thank you so much for your support! It means everything to me!! ♥ ♥ ♥ 

I see you’ve got a piece of toast
I smelled in it the toaster’s toasty breeze
Would you be so kind to share
If I asked you nicely please?
I can help you clean your plate
And wash away all the crumbs
I can help you clean your palms
Your fingers and your thumbs
And if sharing is not your cup of tea
With your head turned while you prepare your coffee
I’ll steal your toast with one quick bite―
So please be sure it’s buttered just right! 🍞

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Hey guys! It’s almost over but Etsy has an amazing sale going on right now, in which you spend over 50$ before shipping you get 10$ towards you next purchase!

I just added a bunch of customizable listings to my shop so you can take advantage of this deal (or just buy something cute anyways! <3 )

So if you buy a cat loaf and one of any smaller listing you’ll qualify for that nice deal! :D

It’s been a while since I’ve offered any of these in my shop, so I hope if you’ve been really wanting one outside con season you can get one!

Cruise on over to my shop to check out what I have available! And show it to your friends as well! :D

Reblogs are loved and appreciated! (I definitely got some year ends bills to take care of so, WIN WIN FOR US ALL!)

I made this and I’ve actually never felt so proud of myself

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