How am I supposed to pay attention to my dinner when I have this next to me!?

People with cats vs people without cats

People without cats:
- they can sleep on me and we can cuddle in bed
-we can watch films together
-I will feed them posh kitty packets
-we can be best friends

people with cats:
-“aw cat come and and cuddle me” *cat comes onto your belly* “sit down cat” *cat claws your belly* “okay sit now” *cat walks away*
-chasing your cat until you catch it so you can make it sit on you for the film
-“no cat, you already have food STOP EATING MINE”
- *hugs cat* My cat is my best fri- OI STOP. PAIN. STOP. SCRATCHING. STOP THIS.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Hey you… Where’s the bacons.


My cute little dish washer.