cats ha

anonymous asked:

Can I have a headcanon of Reinhardt and/or Genji's reaction to their s/o bringing home a stray cat?

Reinhardt


  • He has to be the responsible one
    • Reminding you that a pet is a lot of work
    • And your jobs require a lot of time
  • But internally he’s squealing
    • That cat is so cute
    • Especially after you bathed it
    • It’s hair puffy after it’s towel dried
  • Eventually he’ll relent
    • But it’s your pet
    • You needing to find someone to take care of it while you’re on missions

Genji


  • He is a million percent behind this
    • Helping you pick out names
    • Cooing at the kitty
  • Five minutes in he has fifty petnames
    • Most of which in Japanese
    • Maru-chan is what he comes back to mostly
    • Apparently, it means round
  • He is ready to take care of this cat with you
    • It’s as much his baby as it is yours
    • He will constantly cuddle it
    • Adoring the way it purrs in his arms

the harness i was gonna get my cat won’t fit because shes too little :(

I was tagged by @oceansinmychest sooo

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 9+ people you want to get to know better.

Relationship: Single
Favorite color: Cerulean, probably? 
Pets: My beautiful and terrible cat, Noisette.
Wake up to: Generic phone alarm chime, but my Friday alarm is ‘Friday I’m In Love’ by The Cure. Also I wake up every day to my beautiful and terrible cat making sweet chirping sounds at me and biting my hands.
Cats or dogs: I love both! But cats suit my lifestyle more.
Coke or Pepsi: Neither tbh. I don’t drink soda that often, and when I do it’s ginger ale.
Day or night: Night!
Text or call: Text… unless I know you really well then it’s all night skype phone calls. ;D
Lipstick or chapstick: Lipstick! I don’t wear it as often as I’d like to because I don’t like how people always comment on it, but I think it looks nice on me.
Last book I read: Goshh I really don’t know! According to Goodreads it was The Girl in the Road by Monica Byrne, which I listened to at work and accidentally played out of order. It was a surprise child toucher book sooo it wasn’t that good!
Last song I listened to: “Holiday in Cambodia” by the Dead Kennedys
Last movie I watched: I thiiiink it was The Fall?
Top 3 TV shows: Twin Peaks, The Twilight Zone, Breaking Bad. I’m gonna guess that I’m not supposed to choose animated shows because I’d have more trouble with that!
Top 3 characters: I know that limiting this to three will hurt me but here it goes: Susan Calvin (Asimov’s robot stories), Thomas MacLaine (my beautiful son), Jacuzzi Splot (I haven’t gotten any Baccano love in this post yet, what gives)
Top 3 ships: Gaahh I dunno… I’m falling pretty deep into Taakitz hell right now, which is good. Nice and Jacuzzi are my eternal fave het couple. I like LapiDot and AmeDot in equal parts.

I’m not gonna tag anyone, but feel free to do this yourself!

anonymous asked:

top 10 headcanons for tobirama?

YES

-trans
-big gay mlm
-his face markings are scars. they don’t look like scars in his canon appearance but since when have i ever cared about canon
- he has a sweet tooth that he tries to hide and he has a particular weakness for strawberry flavored deserts.
- if you asked him about his coffee order is he’d say it was “black with no cream and no sugar” but it’s actually strawberry creme frappuccino
-he lost a leg in the war
-he’s autistic (i remember i mentioned in an ask that im he wasn’t but i made a MISTAKE) and his favorite thing to stim with is paper
-one million pillows
- he has three cats
- terrible pollen allergy. absolutely horrible. always sneezing during spring and while hashirama is gardening
- he’s never been good at expressing how he feels to the people he cares about, but he loves his family and would do anything to keep them safe
-he loves to cook but he is Very Bad at it. he loves cutthroat kitchen and every gordon ramsay show
- likes to pretend he doesn’t have 10000 emotions at once

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- You idiots had one job! Just one! Take care of my pet until I get here, and everything else goes swimmingly. But no! You imbeciles managed to lose her in less than two hours! How? Just explain, how?

Lawrence has arrived at the club, expecting to see his pet taken care of and fed, only to discover the staff in a state of disarray and his darling nowhere to be found. He knew agreeing to perform in this village was a mistake, but he didn’t think it would be that bad.

Lee: I don’t know what you think we do here, but this is not a cat hotel. My workers have actual jobs to do. They were looking after your cat because they were doing you a favor. It’s not our fault the animal escaped.

Lawrence: Are you kidding me? This cat has never been away from human care in her life. Who even knows what has happened to her because of your negligence?! And you are not doing me a favor. As far as I remember, you contacted me with the intent to book me here. I did you a favor by agreeing to fly out to this Big Nowhere and now you’ve lost my pet!

He pauses, trying to curb the worry.

- Now listen here. Unless you want to have to explain to all the ticket-holders why the concert is not happening, you will find my cat until this day is over. No, screw that. Unless you want to have serious legal and illegal problems, you will find my cat. Am I making myself clear?! 

I’m pretty sure the lady that lives in the bottom of my apartment complex has abandoned her cats. No one has seen or heard from her in weeks. I tried calling animal control and they were no help at all

fuck

Assorted Glaive Headcanons:

Because I love my wasted potential garbage children and need to Organize my thoughts before continuing my writing endeavours.

  • Axis cuts his hair by himself, that’s why it looks kinda choppy, but he likes it that way and deeply insists they never cut it the right way when he goes to a salon
  • Pelna’s favourite way of having rice pudding is with lots of cinnamon, some raisins, condensed milk drizzled on top, coconut shavings and preferably made with coconut milk.
  • Axis deeply regrets the years he spent as Tredd’s roommate because Tredd spoiled his cat rotten and now he’s a little shit.
  • In that topic, Axis’s cat is named Domino and he’s a sphynx. Tredd originally disliked the strange wrinkly creature but quickly became fond of him.
  • Luche collects stamps and secretly adores trashy pop music, like REALLY trashy pop music, like, Aqua and Toybox trashy pop music. 
  • Speaking of him, Luche has a cat named Empress, she’s a white turkish angora with heterochromia and is ridiculously sweet and mild mannered, he hit the jackpot when it comes to cats, honestly
  • Axis listens to deathgrips and pinkly smooth. So does Nyx. Nobody else can understand their taste in music, or lack thereof.
  • Nyx also has a cat, it’s a stray he picked up one day, his name is daredevil, he’s has a very fluffy chocolate coat and his temper is the absolute worst. They meet because daredevil steals Nyx’s lunch one day and when he chases the little thief and finally catches him he realises he was actually extremely skinny under the thick fluffy fur. He felt bad for it and decides to keep him, it took a lot for the cat to warm up to him, though…
  • Pelna absolutely adores birds, but he doesn’t want to get one as a pet, he feels it’s rather cruel to keep a creature meant to fly freely in a cage.
  • Libertus cooks and bakes to relieve stress, sometimes so much he doesn’t have to worry about lunch for a couple of days
  • Sonitus and Axis make bets about whatever weird shit Tredd’s gonna do next sometimes
  • Nyx can sleep anywhere, and I mean anywhere, okay? He’ll take 15 minute powernaps in a bathroom stall if he has to. It’s a skill he developed after many years of having to work after long nights of not being able to fall asleep.
  • Tredd’s music tastes include InnerPartySystem, Divide The Day, Nine Inch Nails, and Noisia, among others
  • When he isn’t listening to trashy bubblegum pop, Luche quite enjoys the sounds of children crying and innocent souls screaming in anguish… At least that’s what Libertus described his playlist as, no one else has actually heard it. There’s a lot of rumours about it.
  • Luche has never stepped into a strip club and Tredd really wants to take him to one
  • Crowe is really damn good at cooking but if you want her to cook for you you have to be at social link lvl 10 and chose the romance route
  • Nyx is disturbingly fond of walking to places and no one really gets why he loves walking so much. He finds it relaxing and stress relieving.
  • Tredd is the kind of dudebro with a gym membership. 75% of the reason he goes is he keeps hoping the cute chicks that do poledancing will finally notice him. They don’t really care for him, or men for that matter. 
  • Sonitus has the most fascinating inner monologue ever and if you can get him drunk enough he never shuts up, unfortunately that might also mean you’re gonna have to listen to him endlessly complain about “That damn leprechaun and his huge ego” always getting him and Axis into trouble.
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Season 2 hc: Everyone grows attached to Yuuri in Russia and Victor has some Regrets ™

Or: my excuse to draw domestic Russian family + Yuuri

You know, I keep seeing posts talking about what a horrible liar Kara is. But the fact of the matter is Kara is probably one of the best liars I’ve ever seen on TV.

But wait. The entirety of National City knows Kara’s Supergirl, you may be thinking. How can she be a good liar? But that’s the thing—her secret isn’t that Kara Danvers is Supergirl.

Kara’s only been Supergirl for the past year or so. But still, she’s been lying for well over a decade about who she is—and successfully. The thing about Clark—and they’ve addressed this in season 1—is he may as well be human. They’ve talked about this with Astra, and then they’ve shown this Myriad. Because in Clark’s head, he’s not Kryptonian. His powers make him stand apart, but when he solar flares, his most likely thought process is I’m human now. To Kara, it would be I’m now powerless. And there is a difference. Krypton is much more technologically advanced, yes, but that is not the only difference between Earth and Krypton.

I cannot emphasize enough Kara is not human. Kara’s alienness isn’t contingent upon her abilities—superpowers or no superpowers, she’s always Kryptonian.

And sure, plenty of people probably have figured out that Kara is Supergirl—but that’s pretty much it. What people know about Kara’s past is that she’s Superman’s cousin, and that’s it. And clearly, Kara is younger than Superman—most people aren’t going to think “yup. She was probably put in suspended animation in some way.” I mean the conspiracy theorists might, but not really the overwhelming people on Earth. (listen. You gotta draw a line somewhere)

Most people are going to think ‘Occam’s Razor’—that Kara’s mom, or dad, or both, got off Krypton at the same time as Superman, and a decade later had Kara, and that there’s a very good chance that Supergirl is half human, or at the very least born on Earth and raised as a human. It’s what’s logical, isn’t it? The simplest answer is usually the correct one.

But she’s not. English isn’t her first language, and she grew up with a very different culture, undergone a host of different experiences that most humans couldn’t even imagine. Hell, she wasn’t even born the same way—Clark was the first natural Kryptonian birth in years. That means Kara was not. Kara was born via the Codex—really, if James was surprised at the depths of Kara’s anger over losing Krypton (back in season 1—you know, where Kara got to have more than 3 emotions), or how surprised he was to find out what Kara’s family crest really meant, how surprised would they be at everything she’d decide to just stop hiding?

Because Kara is so very good at hiding. Kara Danvers is real, yeah, but it’s someone she had to build. One of the very subtle, but telling moments happened in the first episode of season two, when Kara and Clark were getting off the elevator, and Clark had a clumsy moment where he ran into someone and knocked all their things to the ground. After he apologized and helped the person pick up their things, Kara asked him “wow, you really have the whole clumsy thing down, don’t you?” “Oh no, that was real.” Key word here is thing. As in, I have a routine I go through to distract people and to seem harmless. And this is just the tip of the iceberg, of routines and acts Kara must go through to make herself seem human. Kara Danvers is real, but part of that identity is a persona she constantly embodies–clumsy, absentminded, horrible at math and science, cute but not drop dead gorgeous, a bit quirky always happy, harmless, invisible, human.

And so it’s not surprising that all of these people are figuring out her identity, but that’s not really what Kara’s held close to her chest, not like Clark. Kara’s anger and loss and just general alienness–that is her secret. This is what she’d confide, this is what she’d have to truly trust someone to reveal. This is what the culmination of trust would look like, trust in Cat or Lena or Maggie (or hell even Barry, who sure knows Kara is an alien but. He doesn’t really seem to grasp the implications of that–oh i didn’t realize Kara got mad).

For 10 years, Kara kept herself hidden, keep herself secret. But Kara’s secret isn’t that she’s Supergirl, a human with powers. Kara’s secret is that she is angry and mad and hurting. But most of all, Kara’s secret is that she is not human.