cats are hos

the-angry-walnut-fairy  asked:

OMG I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA: SINGLE DAD OTABEK

BOI IM FEELIN IT,,

  • otabek fresh out of an amicable divorce (OR THE OTHER PARENT DIES,,, ITS CLICHE BUT DAMN IF I AINT THE BIGGEST HO FOR IT)
  • has a lil 5 year old daughter (i personally like the name zarina for her) who takes ballet lessons and is super shy, its incredibly difficult for her to open up to ANYONE
  • but he takes her to a playground once and when he looks up from like his book or smth he sees her talking amicably with another lil girl, creating sandcastles and playing with their dolls
  • and watching over them is the single most beautiful man otabek has ever laid eyes on
  • his hair in a braided ponytail and flawless skin and wearing the most ridiculous leopard print sweater and his frown is super cute as he types angrily on his phone and wow
  • he decides to go talk to him bc fuck it, hes the guardian of zarina’s first friend and hes really fucking cute
  • his name is yuri, he learns, and hes zarina’s ballet instructor
  • the child he’s with, mieko, is the daughter of a married couple he is close to (viktor and yuuri)
  • (he scowls as he says viktor and yuuris names but has the fondest smile when he brings up mieko and otabek is d y i n g)
  • they stay until evening and decide to get dinner together bc mieko and zarina dont want to separate yet
  • at the end of the night he has yuri’s number and the decision to bring zarina to her lessons earlier so he can talk to him
  • they start talking everyday and he sees yuri perform once and dIEs and on zarina’s birthday he gives him a giant cat plushie and ho my gahd
  • he finally gets the courage to ask yuri out a year later and all yuri says is “jesus fuck, finally.”

20 minutes into Game Theory and Chill and he gives you the look.

themapleleafdiaries  asked:

Yo you have a cat?? What does it look like and what's it's name?? :0

Yes!! 

Her name is Mittens von Mitt and she will turn 11 next month.

My ex-husband got her sister Penny in the divorce, which is for the best because Mittens hated Penny and is now a much happier cat. But Penny is also very pretty:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! i comic-ified this post because what better way to celebrate the holidays than with a healthy dose of tycutio?? ;-Dc 

i hope you all have a great rest of the year and an even better 2017 (we deserve it after this year tbh) !!!!!!!