cats and junk

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hey so i finally made a parasona!!! his name is maxim and he’s a medium to that asshole galaxy cat u see there, and basically he can do cat things and stuff??? like see in the dark n climb shit stuff like that

his (currently unnamed) spirit uses they/them btw

UNDERTALE ASKS
  • Leave the item in my ask box and I'll answer the question associated! Have fun!:
  • Bandage: What is a scene from the game that really connected with you?
  • Monster Candy: Who's your favorite character?
  • Spider Donut: Who's your favorite ship?
  • Spider Cider: What battle made you the most aggravated?
  • Butterscotch Pie: What friendship do you find the cutest?
  • Snowman Piece: If you were Frisk/Chara, would you have held onto the Snowman piece the entire time or used it?
  • Nice Cream: What's your favorite line and who said it?
  • Bisicle: What's your favorite land, and what was your least favorite?
  • Unisicle: While playing the game, was YOUR character a boy, girl, or no gender?
  • Cinnamon Bunny: If you were Alphys, what would your robot have been named and what would have been your shtick? (EX. Mettaton, he was a show host)
  • Astronaut Food: When you got to the part of the Undertale Musical, did you sing along with Mettaton?
  • Crab Apple: Did you battle more monsters for money when you realized you could buy Spider treats and not move on until you bought both?
  • Sea Tea: If you were Toby Fox, why did you put Onion San in the game?
  • Abandoned Quiche: Do you have any Undertale OC's? What are their names? Tell us about them.
  • Temmie Flakes: Did you ever even find Temmie village????? What did you think of it?
  • Dog Salad: How long did you pet the lesser dog? When you found the snowdogs did you have regrets?
  • Instant Noodles: How long did it take you to beat the music note puzzle?
  • Hot Dog...?: How many Hot Dogs did Sans put on your head before you moved on?
  • Hot Cat: Ketchup, or no ketchup?
  • Junk Food: Have you played more than one run of the games? What routes have you taken?
  • Hush Puppy: Have you seen any playthroughs? Who did you watch play?
  • Starfait: What would you have whispered to an Echo flower?
  • Glamburger: If you were Frisk/Chara, would you have had the courage to pose for the show? Think of the ratings!!!
  • Legendary Hero: When you started the game, did you know you didn't have to kill anyone?
  • Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face: How many hours have you put into gameplay so far?
  • Potato Chisps: Who's your favorite Undertale fan-artist?
  • Rock Candy: Did you look up how to beat any of the puzzles?
  • Last Dream: What's your favorite Undertale AU?

So imagine an alien crew adopts a human. The quartermaster studies human nutrition and makes sure to feed the human only top-quality, good-tasting, low-carb, high-protein, highly nutritious food to make sure she stays fit. The human eats heartily – never skip meals, doesn’t overeat, no complaints.

Then when the crew visits a space station, the quartermaster finds the human in a restaurant, ecstatically devouring a cheeseburger with a fried egg on it, grease dripping down her chin, and the quartermaster is like “What the fuck is this?!”

That quartermaster is me when I visit my parents and find Cassie eating her sisters’ Meow Mix