hey so i finally made a parasona!!! his name is maxim and he’s a medium to that asshole galaxy cat u see there, and basically he can do cat things and stuff??? like see in the dark n climb shit stuff like that
So imagine an alien crew adopts a human. The quartermaster studies human nutrition and makes sure to feed the human only top-quality, good-tasting, low-carb, high-protein, highly nutritious food to make sure she stays fit. The human eats heartily – never skip meals, doesn’t overeat, no complaints.
Then when the crew visits a space station, the quartermaster finds the human in a restaurant, ecstatically devouring a cheeseburger with a fried egg on it, grease dripping down her chin, and the quartermaster is like “What the fuck is this?!”
That quartermaster is me when I visit my parents and find Cassie eating her sisters’ Meow Mix