catholic tools

I don’t really think it’s an exaggeration to say that my mom won’t be satisfied until I hate myself as much as she hates herself. (I mean, except for the fact that my mom will probably never be satisfied, ever, no matter what happens.) (…probably related to how much she hates herself.)

It’s like, “uhmm, I noticed you don’t seem to be hating yourself enough? So to inspire you, here are some things I thought of that make you worth hating! No need to thank me! Now get back to that penance and self-flagellation.”