category: original

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

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He just shoved them! He lightly shoved them against the wall and they crumpled like paper dolls!

Worst. Guards. Ever.

decay

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

Ahh, this year passed by so fast, I still feel yesterday was May!! I think this year was better than 2013, except for few things and my health was basically a disaster this year! ww;;;…. But I met a lot of amazing people this year, and I had a lot of fun with online friends and irl friends, and I think that’s what I appreciate the most about this year!!

To be honest, I’m not ready to leave 2014 yet, but I also can’t wait for 2015 (July especifically) because I’ll be able to meet a lot of friends at AX! So I’m pretty excited for that!! ^p^b

I hope everyone have a good year, and I hope you can accomplish all your resolutions for this new year!

Again, Thank you so much for all your love and support along the year! I feel so loved thanks to all of you and you always motivate me to keep drawing (and procrastinating!). I’ll do my best this year too!! 。゜(つω`)゜。

Have a lovely 2015!!