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Meanwhile, Broadway’s newly minted buzzmagnet “Dear Evan Hansen” ($1,051,248) continued its sales ascent and for the first time joined the millionaires’ club, to which “Matilda” ($1,108,471) returned in advance of its January closing. This season’s “Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812” ($1,121,528) and Cirque du Soleil offering “Paramour” ($1,039,209) also topped $1 million each, while “Hamilton” ($2,240,488), “The Lion King” ($2,191,076) and “Wicked” ($2,092,270) each broke $2 million apiece.


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Overall Broadway sales came in at $30.6 million for 32 shows, down a bit from the previous week, while attendance slipped less than 10,000 to 268,793, or 85% of overall capacity across all theaters. The coming week should see momentum build as we head into the Yuletide weekend — although the biggest spike will likely come the following week, between Christmas and New Year’s, which is typically Broadway’s most profitable week of the year.

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—  Possibly the best thing to come from Sony’s hacking is the discovery that Channing Tatum writes e-mails exactly how you thought Channing Tatum wrote e-mails. The message - Tatum’s reaction to finding out 22 Jump Street had displaced Seth MacFarlane’s Ted as the second best opening weekend for an R-rated comedy - comes from part of an e-mail thread between Tatum, his Jump Street co-star Jonah Hill, Sony Pictures co-chair Amy Pascal, and other studio executives. So what do we think, did he type out each “HA” or just copy and paste them? Regardless, we love you, Channing Tatum, you thumb-headed human labrador.