Princess Mononoke - Star Wars Episode VII Crossover
Kylo Ren: Look everyone! This is what the Dark Side looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon now it will kill me. Fear and anger only make it grow faster!
General Hux: I’m getting a little bored of this curse of yours, Kylo. Let me just cut the damn thing off!
Poe: Finn! My little Flower!
Finn: Don’t you little flower me, you scared me half to death!
Finn: Why don’t you take off your mask? I bet you’re really handsome…
(Later, Kylo removes his mask while Finn’s not looking. Finn: Hey…! You’re not handsome, you’re GORGEOUS!!)
Luke as the Forest Spirit - everybody’s looking for him and he has no speaking lines.
Han: These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares. So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn galaxy.
Not pictured - THAT’S NOT HOW THE FOREST SPIRIT WORKS!!!
Kylo: Reaches for Rey
Rey: Stabs Kylo
Kylo: Just keeps looking sad
Rey: Lets Kylo hug her.
This is 100% the fault of @futurerustfuture-dust who came up with the idea. Because who wouldn’t want to see the story of Ben Solo, Prince of his People, who has been cursed by the Dark Side and must now travel to the Western Reaches to see with eyes unclouded by hate?
I really want like a crack-ish, dark humor sitcom that is just post-reveal Adrien and Gabriel (assuming that he is Hawkmoth) having to still live together and be a father and son while knowing that they’re arch nemeses.
G: Another late slip, Adrien? I did not send you to public school so that you could shirk off your studies and make a habit of being tardy.
A: Well I probably would’ve been on time to class if someone hadn’t launched an attack at four in the morning last night.
G: Watch your tongue, boy. I managed to wake up this morning to tend to my own duties just fine. And I thought superheroes didn’t make excuses…
A: And I thought super villains were actually supposed to be threatening…
A: Did you know that cats can catch and eat butterflies?
G: And you felt the need to inform me of this because…?
A: *flashes his ring* Just wanted to remind you.
A: Father, are you…why are you holding my hand?
G: ….I’m not.
A: It’s the middle of the night. Are you…are you staring at my ring?
G: Don’t be foolish, boy. I’m trying to steal it. Hopefully, this will circumvent any unnecessary theatrics that come from creating villains.
I don’t think I ever expected anything like an Oscar ever, to tell you the truth. That is not my motivation when I do these roles. I really am motivated by being able to work with great people and create a body of work that I can look back and be proud of.- Leonardo DiCaprio
Okay, I’ll admit…I do love him. Leo is definitely one of my favorite, if not my top fave, actors. He’s cute as fuck and can act really fucking well. All the work Leo has done with Martin Scorsese are ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECES. The Aviator is one of my favorite movies of all time. Although I must admit, I’ve yet to see his Oscar winning performance in The Revenant.
Despite Leo’s huge success and extreme talent, you gotta admit, he isn’t perfect. I couldn’t find much but here’s what I got…
ONE. Titanic. I mean, this isn’t exactly his fault. But Titanic is basically what launched his ‘teenage heartthrob’ fame. I’ve never actually seen Titanic in its entirety, but I have no interest. He could have fit on that fucking door.
TWO. That fucking hat he always wears. Why? Why that hat in particular? He’s a fucking millionaire, he could have any and every hat he wants. But WHY THAT ONE?
THREE. He always is dressed like the quintessential white suburban dad from down the block. The one who fucking loves barbecue and mowing his lawn and driving his fucking Ford Explorer. Again, sir. You’re a millionaire. Why do you wear exclusively polo shirts and cargo shorts.
Summary: AU where Reader is an FBI Agent and best friends with Detective Nat Romanoff. Everything changes when Bucky and the reader meet each other. Soon Nat has to decide what’s more important…her happiness or her best friend.
Characters: agent!reader x detective!bucky, Natasha Romanoff, Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers x nurse!Sharon, Wanda x Vision, Pietro Maximoff (mentioned), Nick Fury (mentioned), and Peggy Carter (mentioned)
Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel or the characters involved. This is also an AU in which the Avengers are actually detectives.
Warnings: Swearing, talk of death, injuries, infertility by car accident, PTSD (mentioned), and ANGST with just a hint of fluff.
A/N: to hold you over till Sunday, April 23rd when I will be finished packing for home! Requests will be OPEN ON SUNDAY
Normally it should be one the happiest days to watch your best friend get married but for Natasha it was the exact opposite. You had been best friends since you were roommates during your police academy days having bonded as the daughters of former officers. When you went to different cities for jobs you had kept in contact and celebrated when Nat made detective and you worked your ass up into the FBI. She was so happy when you took your two weeks off following a botched operation landing you with a bullet to the shoulder.
During those two weeks you had met one of Nat’s co-workers and friend Bucky Barnes at a game night. It was held at Steve Rogers house in Brooklyn, he was a recently transferred detective from Bucky’s childhood, and Steve’s wife Sharon. Sharon was an ER nurse going back to school to become a Doctor. Nat had straight away invited you over not expecting to have you bond so well with everyone.
“I’m Y/N Y/L/N-“
“Agent Y/L/M, dumbs.” Nat laughed poking you in the side. You giggled.