mr ed “i want you to suffer as ive suffered” nygma
sir when have you suffered in your life, ever. oh boo hoo, i killed my girlfriend then chopped her body into pieces, poor poor me. my new plot point clone girlfriend i knew for a week got killed but oh i loved her sooooooo much. pity me, i deserve soo much SYMPATHY
Aaron Tveit — Being onstage is just a feeling that you cannot duplicate anywhere else because the energy that the audience is giving you forces you to give more energy. It’s such an output and exchange of energy. You can’t do that anywhere else.
But seriously I’m super fucking excited to see what cow chop has to bring in the future and I’m so proud of all of them and grateful for all the work they put into making me laugh so hard I cry in every video. I can’t thank them enough and I hope they know how much we all love them
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a man catches me. He tells me to stop. It’s his father’s business. He’s Phil Lester. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell him to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust him. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Phil to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. He’s been waiting for me all these years. he’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.