catch me a man

Leonardo DiCaprio Photographed by David LaChapelle, Hollywood 1996

mr ed “i want you to suffer as ive suffered” nygma

sir when have you suffered in your life, ever. oh boo hoo, i killed my girlfriend then chopped her body into pieces, poor poor me. my new plot point clone girlfriend i knew for a week got killed but oh i loved her sooooooo much. pity me, i deserve soo much SYMPATHY

when you have a sudden unbearable need to talk animorphs with people

but you haven’t read the books since elementary school so all your memories are REALLY VAGUE

HI YES LETS TALK ABOUT THAT TIME RACHEL WAS A STARFISH

OR THAT TIME SHE WAS A BEAR AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE WITH HER OWN SEVERED ARM

ALSO VISSER THREE EATING PEOPLE? THAT WAS A RECURRING THEME??

nameless crossroads demon, true form + humanoid glamour. i love this awful mouth man.

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get to know me meme: favorite people (2/?).

Aaron Tveit  — Being onstage is just a feeling that you cannot duplicate anywhere else because the energy that the audience is giving you forces you to give more energy. It’s such an output and exchange of energy. You can’t do that anywhere else.

But seriously I’m super fucking excited to see what cow chop has to bring in the future and I’m so proud of all of them and grateful for all the work they put into making me laugh so hard I cry in every video. I can’t thank them enough and I hope they know how much we all love them

// signs as my favorite books (and a play) //
  • Aries: The Outsiders by S.E Hinton
  • Taurus: Beloved by Toni Morrison
  • Gemini: Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
  • Cancer: The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri
  • Leo: Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
  • Virgo: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
  • Libra: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead by Tom Stoppard
  • Scorpio: The Stranger by Albert Camus
  • Sagittarius: Ubik by Philip K. Dick
  • Capricorn: Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
  • Aquarius: Never Let Me Go by Kazua Ishiguro
  • Pisces: The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a man catches me. He tells me to stop. It’s his father’s business. He’s Phil Lester. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell him to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust him. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Phil to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. He’s been waiting for me all these years. he’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

kamira-oneesan  asked:

Wait. You like "trash" characters? lol, can we get an example? I'm really curious otl

ummmm

UHHHHHH

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