cat-lady

Summary of every conversation with my cat

Me: 

  • OMG look at this little kitty!
  • why u so little
  • why u a cat
  • u like being a little kitty?
  • u want some kissies?
  • LET ME KISS YOUUU
  • I like this cat! *hugs cat*
  • NO DON’T GO

Cat:

  • mrow?
CAT-related vocab in French, for the future cat lady

un chat - cat

un chat domestique - a domestic cat

la chatière - catflap

un chaton - kitten

cracher - to hiss

(la- but in context l’herbe) herbe à chat - catnip

minou/chatte (female genitalia) - pussy

minou/petit - pussycat

miauler - to meow

un peureux/trouillard - scaredy-cat

le poil du chat - cat hair

ronronner - to pur

AND FINALLY…

DAME AUX CHATS - CATLADY