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How To Help Your Human Build Shelves - A Guide For Cats From Molly The Cat

So your human appears to have brought home a box…


First check it does not contain another cat or a dog.

Next snuffle the instructions, sitting, rolling or chewing on them will create a frustrated noise of happiness

Ensure that the building is going well, sitting in said object seems a pretty good way to do it.

Remember to pout when they tell you you’re to big for the drawers… I am not to big the drawer is to small!

Refuse to move once they are almost done and claim it as your new home.

Ooohh fluffy tail!!!!

Sit proudly on top of your humans creation and do not allow them to move it where they would like, you have earned this new seat!