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braincooksidea asked:

When you get this reply with 5 things that make you happy, then send it to the last 10 people you have notes from in your activity.

5 things that make me happy?

My super supportive boyfriend. I love him so.

Friends. You are loved. I want to hug all of you.

My cat, Holly, when she’s not being a jerk who hunts for cups with water in them to knock over out of spite or puking on all of the important papers I left on the coffee table. (Yeah. That happened recently.)

Black-eyed-susans.

Peace of mind, which I am currently, very much without and eager to regain.


Anyone who cares to share your top 5’s, feel free.

I wish I was home tonight. James is starting an increased dose of his medication and I just wish I was home with him to help him get through it. At least he has the fluff-balls to keep him company - when they’re not being the jerks they are (seeing as cats are just inherently jerks). They’re loving fluff until they decide to be jerks, or decide it’s playtime. I love ‘em.

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Have you ever acted like this cat?

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What?! No, I’ve never acted like any of those cats! I’m shocked at their behavior, honestly. Looks like not all cats are as civilized as myself.


Are you kiddin’ me? You used to be exactly like them when you were a kitten! It took a ton of discipline to get you to act right!


*blushing in embarrassment* And by “discipline”, you mean “utter humiliation”, don’t you?


It’s what I do best! Heh-heh!

call me a cat thief

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by dansunedisco

Kira’s cat is gone.

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Written for the prompt: Malia + you live in the apartment under me and my cat keeps climbing down through your window.

Words: 545, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1D7lVMr
call me a cat thief

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1D7lVMr

by dansunedisco

Kira’s cat is gone.

-

Written for the prompt: Malia + you live in the apartment under me and my cat keeps climbing down through your window.

Words: 545, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1D7lVMr
The Walking Dead

I’m housesitting at the moment, with my boyfriend, and we are binge-watching the Walking Dead. Up to the end of the second season! (No Spoilers!!) I’m learning that my ‘scared three-year-old watching Star Wars’ comfort position is the exact same as my 'scared 20-year-old watching the Walking Dead’ comfort position…

I am a rather scared person. I already didn’t like going out on my own in the dark. I jump onto beds when it is dark and run up the stairs because I’m terrified of people grabbing my foot. Last night, I woke up to a scratching, sniffing noise at the door. I had no idea what the hell it was, and I eventually had to wake up Will and get him to look about. We think the cat was just being a jerk… I felt like I was five, getting Dad to check the bed for monsters after seeing Monsters Inc.

So yes. It is an amazing series but I think it may mean I freak out over irrational things for a little while, but that’s alright. Nothing wrong with a little dose of adrenaline now and then! Ill put up photos from Townsville soon :) Ciao!

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